INcwadi yePenis, nguMaggie Paley. IGrove-Atlantic, amaphepha angama-242, iidola ezingama-20.
UMaggie Paley uthathe umthombo wobukhulu babantu, amandla kunye nothando, amandla ethu okuba nesidima kunye nonyamezelo, ukuqonda kwethu ngobuhle, amandla ethu kwezobugcisa, ukulangazelela kwethu umbongo, unxibelelwano lwethu olungapheliyo, inkuthazo yohambo oluya kwiinkwenkwezi kunye nobunzulu bendawo yangaphakathi, wayinciphisa yonke yangumthamo omncinci obizwa ngokuba yiNcwadi yePenis, enombala wenyama kunye negqabi lekhiwane kuqweqwe. Ubuthathaka kwaye uyathandeka.
Ndibize ngokuba nguFreudian ukuba uyathanda, kodwa ndikhuliswe ukuba ndikholelwe ukuba ukudumba kunye nokuchaphazeleka kwelungu lesini lendoda kwakusentliziyweni efihlakeleyo yezinto ezenziwa ngabantu, ukusuka ekuvukeni koosolusapho ukuya ekuzalweni kobufazi, kunyanzeliso lommandla kunye iimfazwe eziyilandelayo (ndinyanisile, Hayi, uyaphazama, eyam inkulu kuneyakho, ndiyakuqinisekisa, Bang, bang, ufile) - enyanisweni kuwo onke amashishini angamadoda kunye nabasetyhini abachasayo lweshishini, awunakufane ulibize ngokuvakalayo igama lobudoda. Ukuthiya uthixo kukumenza buthathaka. Kwaye ngoku nanguNks uPaley ephosakeleyo ephosa igama ngeenxa zonke, engasonwabisi. Ukubona ipeni ikhulisa kwaye iqinile kukungqina ummangaliso wendalo; Kufana nokubukela ukufota okuhamba ixesha kangangeveki kubomi bemifuno – ukuyibona isuka kwintyatyambo ebunileyo iye kwi-zucchini enkulu kumzuzu nje. Imvakalelo yokoyika icinyiwe- ukuba umntu afunde imifuno – kodwa ke yena ubonakala ngathi uyayithanda imifuno kwaye uyifumana inomdla. Incwadi enye, ezandleni zowesifazane oqinileyo, yayiya kuthi loo mifuno isikwe, ihluthwe kwaye ilahle ukulahlwa kwenkunkuma ngemizuzwana ethe tyaba.
Incwadi kaNks Paley yahlulwe yangamacandelo alula: Umbuzo weSayizi, iPenis kwiFashoni, uPenises kwezobuGcisa, ulwaluko kunye noCastration, odume ngeDick yabo, njalo njalo. Ifakwe luhlobo lweenyani ezincinci eziza kuluncedo ngasekupheleni kwepati yesidlo. Ngaba uyazi ukuba u-Errol Flynn wayedla ngokuyikhupha ayibethe etafileni ngesizathu esincinci? Ngaba uvile ukuba i-dillinger's dick yayinkulu kakhulu igcinwe ikhethwe eSmithsonian? Kodwa ke uFreud, nayo yonke loo nto, yilibale. UFrud, uNks uPaley usixelela, mhlawumbi wayethanda kakhulu ipenisi. Nguye ophume endleleni.
Fumana kule volumu intle yonke into obufuna ukuyazi okanye ongafuni ukuyazi malunga nepipi. Ndifuna kakhulu ukwazi ukuba i-mafia yaseJapan ifaka iiparele kwiipenisi zabo xa besenza ixesha entolongweni-enye ngonyaka. Enjani yona indlela yokubhukuqa igunya! Ngokude ukuba ungene, umthandi ongcono abakwenza kuwe (ipenisi eyenziwe ngobutyobo ngeeperile, ngokwembono ye-mafia yaseJapan, ukuba ziintshebe zekati). Ndifumanisa ukuba andifuni kwazi malunga neresiphi ngomnye uMnu. Bigelow ngokungaluki owolukayo ngokunentsiba ngokuzolula kunye nokutsala ijwabu, nokuyixhoma ngezisindo. Andikwazi nje ukuthi, ho-hum, indlela engaqhelekanga kunye nenomdla ngayo umhlaba, kwaye ushiye kuloo nto: Ndiyakrokrela ukuba indalo isinike ukuhlala kunye nokunyanzela ngesizathu esithile.
Kodwa elowo kuye. Kwaye into endiyiphosileyo kwincwadi ebalambeleyo ngumzekeliso. Ukuba le ncwadi ibimalunga nemilenze okanye iinzwane okanye iimpumlo, ngesele sinemifanekiso. Ukuba lilungu lobudoda, akukho nanye. Singazazi iinkcukacha, kodwa hayi jonga ubunyani. Asinangqondo iphangaleleyo okanye asiqiniseki njengoko sicinga njalo. Ukucinga ngothixo kusavuseleleka kwinkanuko engenakwenzeka, kwaye oorhulumente abayi kuyivumela. Owona mzekeliso ukweli volumu licocekileyo leGrove-Atlantic yitape yokulinganisa ehla ezantsi emaphethelweni ephepha. Kuba le ncwadi inee-intshi ezisithoba kuphela ubude, uninzi lwamadoda amhlophe aseMelika ayakufumanisa ukuba ayonelanga, nokuba kunjalo, xa kulinganiswa. Kwaye ngokwentsomi edumileyo, okanye ke uNkosazana Paley uyasiqinisekisa, ukuba ngabantu base-Afrika-baseMelika nangakumbi abangonelanga, singasathethi ke ngamaJamaica, nanjengama-Arabhu – wow! Xa kuziwa kubungakanani bepenisi, kubonakala ngathi, sivunyelwe ukwenza uthelekiso kwezinye iimeko ezinokuthathwa njengobuhlanga: Into esingavunyelwanga yile nto siyifunayo, imifanekiso yeepenise, eme nkqo okanye ngenye indlela. (Ndandihlala ndicinga ukuba isininzi yayiziipenishi, ngasendleleni, ukusuka kwisiLatin, kodwa ungaze ucinge. Masithathe ukhokelo lwethu kuNks uPaley, ngoku igama elalikade livinjelwe lisemilebeni yomntu wonke.)
Kodwa kutheni kushiywe kwabasetyhini ukuba babhale incwadi amadoda afanele ayibhalele omnye nomnye? Kutheni bengakwazi ukubhala eyabo? Kule minyaka ingama-30 idlulileyo, okoko abafazi babenyanzelisa ukuba abafazi bafumane izipili kwaye bafunde ngamalungu abo abucala kwaye bawathiye amagama kwaye bawabone njengabahle (bendinengxaki kule nto, kufuneka ndivume) ubomi babasetyhini busikelelwe kwaye baqalekiswa ziincwadi malunga ne-vulvas kunye ne-vaginas, malunga nokuya exesheni, kunye neepaseji zobomi, kunye nokukhulelwa nokunye, kude kube akukho nto umfazi angayaziyo malunga nendlela asebenza ngayo kunye nobudlelwane phakathi kwakhe, i-ego yakhe nomzimba wakhe, singasathethi ke ngamahomoni akhe . Kwaye jonga indlela ukuzithemba kwakhe okuye kwenyuka ngayo kumashumi eminyaka angenelelo. Amadoda abonakala engazi nto ngemizimba yawo, ngaphandle kokuhleba kwegumbi lokutshixa. Ukanti amadoda sisini esifanele sazi, ukuba abafuni ukuba abantu basetyhini bahlale kwindawo ephakamileyo yokuziphatha ngonaphakade, ukuba abafuni kubona uluvo lwabo oluhle ngokuhla kwabo. Hayi madoda! iintombi ziqala ukuthi. Ngubani ofuna ’em? Kutheni uzikhathaza ’em? Phantsi kwibhanki yesidoda yeentsana, zihamba kunye nezintombi zobusuku basendle ngaphandle, bengathandi ukuxelela umahluko phakathi kwe-dildo kunye nomfana onothando; testosterone iqala ukufumana igama elibi, kwaye uninzi lwamadoda alunakho nokukuxelela ukuba yintoni, makungabikho nto ukuyikhusela.
Kuyinyani, bekukho into ekumele ithiwe ngenxa yokungazi okungazenzisiyo apho bobabini abesilisa nabasetyhini babekhuliswe khona, xa amalungu ezesondo engenamagama, kwaye ngubani owakhe weva nge-clitoris, kunye ne-orgasms yabasetyhini eyenzekayo, kwaye yintoni okwenzekayo kwenzeka ebumnyameni kwaye yayimangalisa kwaye iyamangalisa, yonke imvakalelo kwaye akukho lwazi, xa isondo lalisondelelene kakhulu nokuzala akunakukunceda ukuba ngumthendeleko, kodwa akukho kubuya mva. Ndingathanda ukuba incwadi elandelayo malunga nepenisi ibhalwe yindoda ukuze singafumani Maggie Paley ngokungathathi cala kwezobupolitika, kodwa ukuzimisela nokuzimisela nokuzimisela okufumanekayo kwiincwadi malunga ne-physiology yabasetyhini ebhalwe ngabafazi.
