UMartin Martini njengoJosiya Edge Hedges kwi Umda . (Ifoto: Amazon) (Ngosuku ngalunye kule veki, i-tvDownload izakujonga kwelinye lamacandelo amathandathu anokukhutshwa ngexesha Ixesha lokulinga leAmazon lika-2015 . Namhlanje: Edge)
Yonke mna ngokwenene Ndifuna ukukuxelela malunga Umda yeyokuba ngexesha lomlo obusemagqabini — omnye obandakanya umpu wesitimela kunye nebhokisi yomlilo — imbumbulu ibonakala iqhushumbisa umntu ngentonga yedynamite. Ayisiyo ngozi. Inja ichola i-dynamite emlonyeni wayo, kwaye iyiphose ngqo kulomfo. Ingxolo, inobundlobongela kwaye ayenzi yonke itoni yokuqonda.
Oko, ngokufutshane, kunjalo Umda.
Ukuba u kufuneka wazi ngakumbi, umqhubi wenqwelomoya wakhokelwa nguShane Black, naye wabhala iskripthi noFred Dekker ( Ubusuku beCreeps , RoboCop 3 ). Ungamazi uMnu Black njengendoda ebhalileyo Isixhobo esiLethal , Oo dude ogcine umsebenzi kaRobert Downey Jr. Ukiss Kiss, uBang Bang , okanye nje ukuba umbhali / umlawuli we-auteur oseta zonke iimuvi zakhe ngexesha leKrisimesi kwaye azigcine zigqithile ngenkunzi engu-E kuninzi lwexesha lokubaleka.
Umda , ngelishwa, ayiyomboniso bhanyabhanya weKrisimesi kodwa yeNtshona. Iyayenza, nangona kunjalo, iyigcine ngokugqithileyo ngongxowankulu u-E kwaye mhlawumbi ngamanqaku athile okumemeza. Umlingisi wethu ophambili nguJosiah Hedges (odlalwa nguMax Martini ngokumangalisayo), ijoni lomanyano elibuyela ekhaya liyokufumana amanye amajoni akhe ajika-jika abuye agcadise umntakwabo uJamie, Gladiator isitayile. Ukusuka apho ukuya phambili, sinomlingiswa ozivelelayo oqhutywa yimpindezelo ehlasela iKansas kumadoda abulala umntakwabo, eshiya iminwe emininzi kunye nezidumbu ekuvukeni kwakhe.
Sukuyenza impazamo, lo mqhubi wenqwelomoya uyaphambana. Kodwa uninzi lobundlobongela bubu-cartoonish, phantse kumnandi ligazi le-1980s-ish kunye namathumbu aqinisekisile Isixhobo esiLethal yaba neendlela ezintathu. Andinakumangaliswa ukuba idabi elixeliweyo ngentla lixhaswe yi-Acme Corporation. Le pulpiness ithambisa ukuhlaselwa kweskripthi, esigcina ukubulawa okungagungqiyo kokubi-balungile (?) Iipun, ezikrokrayo kunye nezimbumbulu zeenkomo ezineenkomo zegazi kunye neehukuers ezineentliziyo zegolide ngokufanayo. Ndicinga ukuba luza kubakho utshintsho, ngenxa yokuba ndophule nje ityala elikhulu, iEdge quips, emveni kokubulala umntu ogama lakhe lesidlaliso nguBig Bill. Ngokwenyani, linda, uBill omkhulu ngulowo ubulewe yinja. Umda iyahlekisa.
Konke oku kuyonwabisa, kuyinyani, kodwa ngeedosi ezincinci. Ngelishwa, Umda Yimizuzu engama-56 idumbile, kwaye ngaphezulu kwelo lixa ibali liyabaleka, ukusebenza ngakumbi nangakumbi. Umnumzana Martini, ofuna kakhulu ukuba ligama labalinganiswa abaphambili, akenzi lukhulu kodwa ukutshica kunye nokugquma i-liners enye ngathi unamatye emlonyeni wakhe. Igazi lokwenyani' s URyan Kwanten uyazama inzima kakhulu ukuba nobubi ngokuthandekayo njengoyena mntu uphikisayo apha, kodwa ubukhulu becala kujongeka njengomntwana kwisinxibo senkwenkwe.
Ngasihlandlo sithile, ndakhangela ixesha lokurola ezantsi kwesikrini, ndiziva ndonelisekile lixabiso le-Edge endiyibonileyo usuku olunye. Ndothuswe kukubona ukuba isekhona eminye imizuzu engama-27 kule nto. Xa amagama athi EPILOGUE ekugqibeleni avelayo, ndahleka ngokuvakalayo kuba lo mboniso wawucinga ukuba sisenomonde owaneleyo wokubukela umxholo. Yiyo leyo Umda ‘Yeyona ngxaki inkulu — ixinaniswe ngeendlela ezininzi. Umboniso ufuna ngamanye amaxesha ukufana nokuthumela i-madcap ye-C-movie tropes, esebenzayo, kodwa emva koko iqala ukuzithatha ngokunzulu kakhulu ngokwazisa iziqwengana ezinxulumene negolide efihliweyo kunye nezitshixo eziyimfihlakalo. Ukuba bekukho igama xa iparody iqala ukuzenza, inokuchaza Umda .
Ndithe yonke into ekufuneka uyazi ngaphambi kokuba uthathe isigqibo sokonwaba kwakho ngalo mboniso yayiyindawo yenja kunye nedynamite, kodwa masenze olunye uvavanyo. Nokuba kufanelekile ukuba ubukele i-Edge ixhomekeke kwiimvakalelo zakho malunga nale meko: Emva kwenkwenkwana exhobileyo (uBenny, odlalwa nguRobert Bailey Jr.) utyhila ingalo yakhe eyaphukileyo yenziwe igolide esulungekileyo (ibali elide), Amazwi e-Edge Akukho mfuneko yokuba neentloni, uBenny. Unelungelo lokuphatha izixhobo.
