Ngaphantsi. Inkqubo ye- Bachelorette ilunge kakhulu, iyakhathaza into yokuba kufuneka siyikhuphele ngaphandle kwemilinganiselo iiyure ezimbini ngeveki. Yiyo loo nto uLwesibini ngamnye, siza kuba no Bachelorette kusasa-emva komsitho we-rose wokubhiyozela abantu, iindawo kunye namaxesha awenze ngokwenene ugcino lwasebusuku lwangaphambili.
Irose iya kuCody ngokucinga ukuba izakufumana usuku ngalunye xa isiqendu siqala, kunye nerose kuNick ngokuyisusa kuye. UCody AKUFUNI ukukhuthazwa. (Sithatha i-rose kude noJosh M. ukufumana i-SUPER ikhubekise egameni likaCody lokuba uNick ufumana usuku lwesibini. Lo ayisiyomsitho wesisa! UAndi unokuhlala nabani na amfunayo, bhuti!) I-rose kuNick no-Andi kukhuphiswano lwabo olubonakalayo ukuze babone ukuba ngubani onokusebenzisa igama njengamaxesha ngakumbi xa ekhwele i-gondola, kunye nokukhetha ukuba neyona ncoko ikruqulayo emhlabeni malunga nokuba kutheni uNick engavani nabanye abantu (bona Unomona! Ayisiyenzululwazi ye-rocket!) endaweni yokuthetha ngezihloko ezixineneyo- njenge, yithi, apho uNick afumene khona ibhatyi yakhe yesikhumba ethandekayo yobungakanani bomntwana. 
Njengaye, ngaba ibhatyi evela ku-limited Too, nangona kunjalo?
Irosi iya kuAndi ngokuthatha umlinganiso womhla wakhe kunye noNick ngokukhulu ngokungathandabuzekiyo. Isibhengezo sakhe esindilisekileyo xa wangena kwi-gondola enxibe i-ballgown kwaye ephethe imaski ebusweni bakhe yayisisikhumbuzo esifanelekileyo sokuba u-Andi naye uzithatha ngokungathandabuzekiyo ngokungathandabuzekiyo (oku kuyakuqhubeka kugxininiswa ngumhla wokukhangela ubuxoki emva kwesiqendu). 
Lol kulungile. I-rose eya ku-Andi's admirer eyimfihlo, iqhinga eliphindaphindayo elinobuqhophololo silibale ngokupheleleyo ukuba yinto eqhubekayo! Hayi, siyathemba ukuba akukho luhlobo losuku lokuxela inyaniso olunyanzela isazisi sakhe ukuba sityhilwe! 
Womp. I-rose eya kuCody kunye noNick yokuba ne-schvitz eqhelekileyo kwi-sauna ehamba ngokungagungqi kwaphela. Ndacinga ukuba bayazondana, kodwa kuyacaca ukuba ezona mvakalelo zinamandla zokungathandi nokungathembani zinokubekwa ecaleni egameni le-schvitz elungileyo. 
Le yeyona nto ndiyithandayo kwimbali yeTV. I-rose kwaba bafana, esingathanda ukucinga ukuba banezinto ezibhetele abanokuzenza ngaphandle kokwenza iimvavanyo zokujonga ubuxoki kwiqela leebhulorho kumdlalo wenyani waseMelika.
Ngokuqinisekileyo ayisiyondawo iphakamileyo kwimisebenzi yabo.
I-roses enameva kakhulu kuJosh, owenza njenge-weirdo enkulu emangazayo malunga nokuthatha uvavanyo lokujonga ubuxoki. Ayikuko ukuba uyacaphuka kukuba ezi zizandla phantsi kwelona LAMEST iqela lomhla - elinokwamkeleka ngokupheleleyo. Kungenxa yokuba uziva ngathi ubudlelwane budalwe kukuthembana, kwaye nangona ethembele ku-Andi 100 pesenti, ufuna ukwazi ukuba uyamthemba, naye-ngokwaneleyo ukuba angamenzi kuvavanyo lobuxoki. UAndi akayithengi kuba ungumdlali ~ okanye nantoni na (hayi ayikho), kwaye uthi uziva ngathi umfihlela into. 
Ukungayithengi.
I-rose kuMfama uChris, owathi, emva kovavanyo lokufumanisa ubuxoki, watyhila ukuba ebebhala iileta zika-Andi eziyimfihlo ezithandwayo ngalo lonke elixesha. UAndi kubonakala ngathi uyayikrokrela. Unayo nje loo nto-ugh-bendiyazi, utshilo. UAndi noChris baxoxa, kwaye kamva, uChris uxela ukuba yayiyeyona nto ibalaseleyo kubomi bam bonke. Wowu. Sikhumbuze ukuba singathathi ezolimo zesoya eIowa nanini na. Ngapha koko, uChris ufumana usuku lomhla weqela. 
UAndi ufunda uMfama uChris uyayithanda imfihlo.
Uvelwano lwavuka lwaya kuMarcus, oxelela uAndi ukuba uyamthanda ngomhla weqela, kodwa kusafuneka abukele i-rose iye kwenye i-dude. Kwezinye iindaba zikaMarcus, ngaba ukho omnye umntu oxhalabile ukuba uzimisele kakhulu ngayo yonke into, akakwazi ukukhululeka kwaye ube nexesha elimnandi? Uqala ukubonakala ngathi uyirhuqa. Ukuba zonke Bachelorette abagqatswa yayingooKardashian brood, uyazi nje ukuba uMarcus uza kuba nguKim.
I-rose eya kuJJ, imbiza eshukumisayo eyongezelelweyo. Siyazi ukuba abavelisi bazamile kanzima ukuphehla uAndrew noNick njengabenzi bobubi beli xesha lonyaka, kodwa inyani kukuba uJJ, efihla ngakwicala elingenatyala likaK * o * O * k * Y pantsaprenuer, ungoyena mntu ubalaseleyo apha. Ngoku ekubeni engafumani ndlela zokwenza ukuba wonke umntu amchase u-Andrew, ukwiphulo lokujika onke amakhwenkwe ajamelane. Ndigula kancinci wonke umntu evuyisana naye wonke umntu ngokufumana iiroses, ekuqhubekeni phambili, utshilo emva kokuba uChris efumene usuku lweqela. Akufanele sivuyiswe kukubona umntu efumana i-rose ngosuku njenganamhlanje. Kuthetha ukuba ikamva lethu likhulu kakhulu emngciphekweni. 
Umdlalo! Jonga umfama uChris ezama ukuqiqa noJJ. Wenza wena ... Imibala yakho yokwenyani iya kukhanya kuyo yonke le nkqubo kwaye uAdi uza kuyibona loo nto, utsho.
Yonke i-gondola e-freaking egcwele ii-roses ukuya eCody, onosuku ngalunye eVerona, kuzo zonke iindawo, uphela kalusizi ngakumbi kunoRomeo noJuliet- kwaye i Ekugqibeleni, kwi I-crypt . Kodwa masiyiqhekeze enye rose ngexesha.
Okokuqala nokuphambili, akukho roses kuAndi kwezemidlalo eyona nto ayinxibileyo lonke ixesha lonyaka. Ngaba skort oko? Zikhangeleka okweebhulukhwe ezimfutshane ezingalunganga, zinemikhono enqabileyo yesiketi ngaphambili. Ngaba akazami ukuzama encinci Kunzima ukuyenza ibonakale ngathi inika ezona shini zincinci malunga neCody?
UAndi, yintoni le ingubo?
I-rose ukuya kuCody ngokuzibonakalisa ngokucacileyo ngakumbi kunaye nabani na olindelweyo. Yena noAndi baya kwiKlabhu di Giulieta, aphoaboyisiweyoabantu babhala iileta kuJuliet ongekhoyo becela ingcebiso ngothando. UCody ufunda ileta evela kuJason eyayichazwe ngokuqinisekileyo ngabavelisi kuba iyilinganisa imeko yakhe nabanye abafana. Ufunda kakuhle. Emva koko ubhala impendulo, kwaye iyaqondakala. 
Ukufunda kakuhle!
I-rose eya kuCody, oqhubeka nokusichukumisa ngobuciko bakhe kwisahlulo senxalenye yomhla. Kuyavela, ubhale enye ileta-ibali lobudlelwane bakhe no-Andi. Ndiyathemba ukuba uyandinceda ukubhala elona bali lam lothando, uxelela ikhamera. Iintliziyo zethu ziyadumba kodwa asinako ukunceda kodwa sive ngathi sisiphelo sentshabalalo.
I-rose eya kuCody ngenxa yokuba wayechulumancile kwaye enomdla ngayo yonke into ngalo mhla, nangona uAdi mhlawumbi wayecinga ngoNick ngalo lonke ixesha. UCody kukukhanya kwelanga ekuseni kunye ne-ayisi khrim ngee-sprinkle kunye nekhephu elisandul 'ukuwa kunye neenjana kunye nolonwabo nayo yonke into elungileyo emhlabeni. 
YEKA UKUNCUMA. KUYASIBUHLUNGU.
I-rose ukuya Isidanga Isizwe, esathi, ngentsimbi ye-9: 23 emva kwemini, waziva iintliziyo zabo ziqhekeka njengoko kwabonakala ukuba yayingeyo-Andi iduckface eqhelekileyo-yayiyiCody, uya ekhaya idada elingumfanekiso. Isimanga esibuhlungu yayikukutsala kwamathumbu; Nangona besinokuxelela ukuba kugqityiwe, uCody-enethemba njengakuqala-eqhubeka ngokungakhathali malunga nendlela angamonwabisa ngayo. I-GODDAMMIT CODY YEKA UKUTHETHA. Okokugqibela, u-Andi uyamsika kwaye amxelele ukuba kufuneka amthumele ekhaya (ndiyakuhlonipha ngendlela kakhulu yokukulimaza, blah blah blah). Usana olumnandi uYesu, uCody ude ancume xa esaphuka naye. Asisoloko sifumana into esiyifunayo kwaye yinto endiyaziyo, utsho uCody. Iinyembezi ziyaphalala, nguAndi nathi. 
Funda igumbi, Cody, funda igumbi.
Ndlela, Cody. 
(Facebook)
Yhu - sala, Cody. 
Ndlela-ntle.
I-rose kuNick, othi, nangona abanye abantu bengamthandi, enika intsebenzo ethandabuzekayo kumsitho we rose. Ngokukhawuleza ukungena kuka-Andi kwisinxibo sakhe esimfamekileyo, uyamtsala angene kwigumbi labucala ukuze enze i-sesh eshushu. Yindoda leyo. Yindoda leya kanye, u-Andi uyagxuma waya kwikhamera.
I-rose eya ku-Dylan, onombulelo ngebhasi kwi-Andi kunye no-Nick's 789734thincoko malunga nendlela uNick awayeqhele ngayo ukuthandabuza, kodwa ngoku uyakholwa.
Olunye uvuko lwaphakama lwaya kuJosh, ongekabikho ngaphezulu komhla weqela lomsebenzi. Josh, kutheni ucinga ngaphezulu kolu vavanyo lobuyatha lobuyatha? Dlula kuyo. Wena ngokwenene TV ukuthandana show. YEKA UKUCINGA NANINI OKUTHETHA NALUTHI. Uzama indlela enzima kakhulu yokuphikisa uhlobo lwentetho olungasasebenziyo kuye kuba AKADLALANGA IBHASIBHILE YEPROGI KWIMINYAKA YEetriliyoni.
I-rose eya ku-JJ, ejongeka ngathi iphazamisekile kumsitho we rose. Ngaba uchithe lonke ixesha lakhe eVenice kwigumbi elincinci, elimnyama eligxotha iziselo zamandla? Nokuba imeko iyintoni na, uJ. kuphela kwendoda engazange ifumane rosi. Ewe, uJJ. I-Pot-stirrers ayiphumeleli. Okanye mhlawumbi yayikukuba u-Andi wayengenakufumana umfanekiso wakho njengexhego elidala eliphuma entlokweni yakhe. 
Cya bhuti.
