UWarren Buffett kunye no-Too Big to Fail doppelganger, uEd Asner.
Ngu-Oracle wase-Omaha (kunye neBhanki yaseMelika ekuthiwa ayimfuneko kwiMali enguMsindisi) uWarren Buffett wama-81 eminyaka yokuzalwa! Kwaye besicinga ukuba sizokukhumbula umsitho ngokubalisa ibali elincinci ebesinalo epokothweni iinyanga ezimbalwa, silinde usuku olufana nale (nantoni na ekude efana nexesha elifanelekileyo kwibali elichaphazelekayo).
Ke: masibuyele emva kwiinyanga ezimbalwa…
UKUMISELWA : KUNOKUVULA IMVULA KWISIXEKO ESITSHA SEYORK.
INDAWO: THE I-TOO BIG UKUSILELA I-HBO MOVIE PARTY, KWIINDAWO EZINE ZOKUTHENGA KWI-MIDTOWN.
IIMPAWU:
UWARREN BUFFETT, oneminyaka engama-80 ubudala otyale imali ngexabiso kunye nosisihlalo waseBerkshire Hathaway.
UDEVON SPURGEON, wangaphambili Ijenali yeWall Street Intatheli yajika eyiNtloko yaBasebenzi kaWarren Buffett eyakhe yamqaphela Imiboniso bhanyabhanya kunye neempumlo zeendaba.
UMHLELI LADY, uMhleli oyiNtloko we Umbonisi waseNew York .
INGXELO, intatheli ye Umbonisi waseNew York.
INGXELO YAMAQELA, intatheli yeqela Umbonisi waseNew York.
Abanye abahlengikazi, abantu abangahleliyo bexhoma kufutshane netafile yekeyiki.
IMEKO:
Kumthendeleko apho i-peak-nexus yabantu abadumileyo abavela kwihlabathi lezemali kunye neHollywood badibana, eyona tafile kuthethwa ngayo inokushenxiswa ekoneni kufutshane neepheki, apho IWARREN BUFFETT ihleli phantsi, ijikelezwe ngabafazi abane. Omnye wabo, njengoko siza kufunda kamva, yi-Chief-of-Staff yakhe kwaye kutshanje UDaisy Meyi U-DEVON SPURGEON . Ababukeli abahlukeneyo bayancokola malunga nobukho bakhe kumda. Kufuphi, UMHLELI LADY uqhubela INGXELO yakhe.
MHLELI WENKONZO: Kufuneka ufumane isicatshulwa kuye. Oku kuya kulilungela ibali lakho.
INGXELO: Kunjalo. Ndiyasazi isikhundla sakhe kutyalo-mali lokufama, sele ikwisiqwenga. Kodwa i
MHLELI WENKONZO: -Ibali liza kuphuculwa kakhulu ngesicatshulwa esivela kuWarren Buffett kwezolimo? Ewe iya kuba njalo.
INGXELO: Andiqondi ukuba uza kuthetha nam ngayo.
MHLELI WENKONZO: Awuyi kwazi de uzame.
INGXELO: Hayi, ndiqinisekile ukuba ndiyazi apha.
MHLELI WENKONZO: Yibonise ubunyani.
INGXELO: Kulungile.
UMHLELI LADY kunye NOMLAWULI bayaqhubeka nokuhlala ngaphezulu kwetafile yekeyiki njengoko iWARREN BUFFETT iqhubeka nokubamba inkundla. Emva kwemizuzu engamashumi amabini, uphakama ukuba ahambe. INGXELO uyokuthetha naye, kodwa ubethwa ngenqindi.
INDODA ENGUMDLALI ENDALA: Hee, Warren, bendifuna ukukwazisa…
INDODA ENTSHA YOMHLAWULI: Hayi, uWarren, ndingumbhali weThe Huffington Post, ndibhala ngezemidlalo, bendifuna nje ukubulisa.
WUFREN BUFFETT: Ezemidlalo, huh?
Incoko yenqanaba lokumbombozela phakathi kweWARREN BUFFETT kunye NABANYE ABALAWULI iyaqhubeka ide DEVON SPURGEON ishukumise ukuphuma.
WUFREN BUFFETT: Ewe, bekumnandi ukudibana nawe, kodwa kufuneka ndikhwele kwi-wa yam—
MHLELI WENKONZO: ( Ngaphantsi kwento, ukuya REPORTER ) Yiya. Mfumane.
INGXELO: Ndiyazi uthixo. ( KWI-WARREN BUFFETT) Molo apho, Mnu. Buffett, igama lam ndingu-Reporter, ndiyintatheli ye- Umqwalaseli waseNew York , Bendifuna ukuthi molo.
WARREN BUFFETT uyamisa.
WUFREN BUFFETT: Owu, molo apho!
INGXELO: Mholo. Ndinombuzo nje okhawulezileyo kuwe.
WUFREN BUFFETT: Ngokuqinisekileyo, ndingakunceda ngantoni?
INGXELO: Ewe, uyabona, ndisebenza kule nto malunga nokulima, kwaye ndiyazi ukuba uthe ucinga ukuba lucingo olukhuselekileyo lokwehla kwamandla emali kunokuhamba—
UDevon Spurgeon, oyiNtloko yaBasebenzi kaWarren Buffett. NgeFacebook.
U-DEVON SPURGEON ubamba i-WARREN BUFFETT ngengalo kwaye aqhube phakathi kwakhe kunye ne-REPORTER. Baqala ukuhamba.
U-DEVON SPURGEON: Uxolo, akazukuyiphendula lonto, besisendleleni yokuphuma. Yibanobuzuku obumyoli.
INGXELO: Yinto nje ekhawulezayo, ayizukuthatha ngaphezulu kwemome--
WUFREN BUFFETT: ( Ukususwa ngokukhawuleza ) Thetha nonyana wam! Uyakwenza—
U-DEVON SPURGEON: Hayi. Ububusuku obuhle. Akazukuyiphendula lonto.
WUFREN BUFFETT: Unyana wam uya kukuxelela konke—
INGXELO: Kodwa uthini wena—
U-DEVON SPURGEON: Ukuba uyafuna, ungatsalela umnxeba iofisi yam ngomso. Busuku benzolo. Enkosi. Ndlela-ntle.
WUFREN BUFFETT: Angathanda ukuthetha nawe malunga nokulima! Unyana wam ngu-
INGXELO: Ewe, kulungile, bu—
U-DEVON SPURGEON: Siyahamba ngoku.
INGXELO: Kulungile. (Ndicaphukile.) Unalo ikhadi lomsebenzi?
U-DEVON SPURGEON: Ngokuqinisekileyo, apha. ( Izandla UMSEBENZI wekhadi leshishini. UMLAWULI ujonge ekhadini.) Ndiyavuya ukudibana nawe. Kulungile—
INGXELO: Ewe. Kakhulu. Enkosi.
IWARREN BUFFETT kunye ne-DEVON SPURGEON bayalishiya igumbi. UMSEBENZI uhamba iinyawo ezilishumi kuMHLELI LADY, ehleli ne-PARTY REPORTER . Bobabini bayancuma, bekubonile konke ukuhlangana behleli ngaphambili.
INGXELO YAMAQELA: Bekukuhle kakhulu.
MHLELI WENKONZO: Ubuncinci uzame!
INGXELO: Bendisazi ukuba izakwenzeka lonto. Ndiyavuma—
MHLELI WENKONZO: Ewe. Nam ngokunjalo.
INGXELO YAMAQELA: Oko kwakumnandi—
INGXELO: Kunene.
MHLELI WENKONZO: Ubuncinci ufumane ikhadi leshishini kuyo.
INGXELO: Ewe. Lonke uncedo luya kuba yile nto.
MHLELI WENKONZO: Kutheni kunjalo?
UMSEBENZI unika UMHLELI LADY ikhadi lekhadi. UMHLELI LADY uqala ukuhleka.
INGXELO YAMAQELA: Intoni?
MHLELI WENKONZO: (Ukuya kwi-REPORTER, ukuyibuyisela) Ndiyakuvuyela. Usandul 'ukufumana iFuck Off Card yakho yokuqala.' Yile nto ayinika abantu emathekweni xa efuna abantu abafana nawe--
INGXELO: Mka le?
MHLELI WENKONZO: Ngokuchanekileyo.
Ikhadi:
Indawo yokuphela.
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