Eyona Itv Umdlalo omangalisayo, oLungileyo, oPhandle kaJoe Pera

Umdlalo omangalisayo, oLungileyo, oPhandle kaJoe Pera

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Ukuqubha kwabantu abadala UJoe Pera Uthetha nawe .Ukujika / ukuDada kwabantu abadala



Ukufumanisa kwi-Ebbs

Ngexesha lokusasaza, singena kwizinto ngamaxesha amangalisayo.

Siza kuyibukela ngolangazelelo ngokupheleleyo into egqityiweyo yesibini. Siza kufumanisa izinto ezintsha ngealgorithm. Siza kubamba yonke imiboniso xa bengamaxesha ambalwa okuqalisa. Nangoku, kwindawo ethile phaya phandle, kukho umntu osandula ukuqala ukubukela Ucingo . Ngenxa yoku, iincoko zenkcubeko ziza neebbs kunye nokuhamba kwamaza egciwane. Kodwa benza njalo ngendlela apho ezo ncoko zigcina ngaphezulu komnye kunye nelinye nelinye ngokulandelelana. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uhlaziyo lwethu olukhulu lwenkcubeko lubonakala ngathi luza xa into ithe gqi kwiNetflix kwaye ngesiquphe abantu bafumana isingeniso kuyo Scott Pilgrim vs Ihlabathi , okanye uphinde uphinde uwaphinde onke amaxesha onyaka IOfisi . Oko kuthetha ntoni ukuba kunqabile ukuba ukuthandwa kwento kube nomzuzwana. Endaweni yoko, iyakha ngokuthe ngcembe ngokuhamba kwexesha kwezi mfutshane zokuvezwa. Kwaye siyazibandakanya nabo nanini na sikwenza oko.

Oku kuyinyani ngokukodwa kwimiboniso encinci ye-intanethi efana nayo INirvana iBhendi uMboniso okanye Mzalwana wam, Mzalwana wam kunye nam . Ngokunyuswa okuncinci ngaphandle kweziseko zabo zabalandeli, baxhomekeke ngokupheleleyo kumhlaba we-intanethi, oko kuthetha ukuba baxhomekeke kulwakhiwo olucothayo lokwabelana kunye nelizwi lomlomo. Ke into eqala ngamathontsi amanzi kwi-emele ajika abe ngumjelo ozinzileyo xa abantu abaninzi besiya kuwo. Inqaku lam yile: umhlobo wam uAndrew ebendixelele iinyanga ukuba ndibukele ukuDada kwabantu abadala UJoe Pera Uthetha nawe , ekhutshwe ngoMeyi ophelileyo. Ngefashoni yokwenyani ye-intanethi, ndade ndaya kuyo. Kwaye andibethwa kuphela ngumboniso, kodwa ngoku ndiyakucenga bukela nayo , kuba inyathela kwinto ehlekisayo, ekhethekileyo kunye nenzulu.

UTatomkhulu oselula omnandi

Ngaba unjalo ngokwenene?

Olu lolunye uthandwayo endihlala ndiluva kwiingxoxo zikaJoe Pera's comic persona. Kwaye ngumbuzo osemthethweni. UJoe unyathela eqongeni kwaye ngokukhawuleza ukhupha uphawu olwahlukileyo lwabantu, iMidwestern awkwardness. Uyakugubungela i-mic nge-post e-hunched, atyikitye kwaye ashukume ngokungakhathali. Isikhumba sakhe esimhlophe esimhlophe siphuma igazi kwizinwele zakhe ezimhlophe qhwa ezimhlophe, ngokungathi umbala wesinye somzimba wakhe uphuke kuphela ziiglasi zakhe ezishinyeneyo kunye nejezi enelungelo elilodwa lomenzi. Emva koko uthetha ngesinye sezona zithuli, zinqabileyo kunye nokuziphatha ngabom endikubonileyo ukusukela oko uSteven Wright wangena kwindawo. Kuphela akaxeleli i-liners enye ngenene, kwaye akayenzeli into ethile malunga nefuthe. Ixesha lakhe elihlekisayo kunzima nokuba alichaze, kuba ubukhulu becala kukuvumela indawo ukuba iphefumle ixesha elide ngaphambi kokuba ikuvumele ungene kwimigca yeepunch. Kwaye eso sisitshixo ngokuhambisa kwakhe: Akakubethi ngayo, uyakuvumela ungene. Ukuba awuqinisekanga ngale nto ndiyithethayo, konke kuboniswe kakuhle kule kliphu ukusuka Conan .

Rhuma kwiNcwadana yeendaba yoMbonisi

Andizange ndibone i-comic ikwazi ukubhengeza uloyiko olubi, ukuthanda, ukuzithemba okuzolileyo kunye nosizi lwethu ngaxeshanye. Kwaye ngokubhekisele kulwakhiwo lwamahlaya akhe, luhlobo olunomdla oluntsonkothileyo, kuba uxelela iziqhulo nje ezibini, emva koko atsibe umsebenzi wobungangamsha wabantu abasebenza nombuzo wokuba baya kuba bade kangakanani oonyana bam?

Kuyamangalisa ukucinga ukuba udlala umdlalo wokuqagela okwemizuzu embalwa, kwaye kuya kusiba nzima ukucinga ngendlela exhomekeke ngokupheleleyo kuye ukuze akwazi ukolula abaphulaphuli ukuba bajoyine. Kwaye nangona ekugqibeleni esenza isiqhulo malunga noonyana bakhe ngandlela thile baya kuba ziimitha ezili-10 ubude, uphantse wamkholelwa. Ngendlela efanayo okholelwa ukuba uyazi ukuba inde kangakanani i-birch eneminyaka emi-4 ubudala xa ithelekiswa ne-birch eneminyaka emi-6 ubudala. Kukho ukunyaniseka kwinyani ayenzayo, kwaye xa ecinezela inyani, uyakuhlala eyirhola. Umzekelo, xa ethetha ngokunika oonyana bakhe uHG.H, uyilandelela ngokukhawuleza ngesiqinisekiso andizukuyenza loo nto. Kwaye oku kunyaniseka kunjalo, ke, kubaluleke kakhulu kwinto ayenzayo.

Ngenxa yokuba akudingeki ukholelwe amahlaya akhe, kufuneka kholwa kuye . Ayisiyiyo nje kuphela into yokuba ii-aw shucks ziphumo ezihlekisayo, kodwa ngenxa yokuba lubaluleke kangakanani ulwalamano lwakho nobuntu bakhe. Ude agqibe umdlalo wakhe wokuhlekisa ngencoko emnandi kunye nabasetyhini kubaphulaphuli, malunga nendlela azingca ngayo ngonyana wakhe. Akukho hlazo ngokoqobo, kodwa luyonwabisa kwaye luyasebenza ngokumangazayo. Kwindawo esiphakathi kuyo apho sifuna ukuba isiqhulo esinevolumu-ngomzuzu, kukho into eguqulweyo ngendlela uPera amema ngayo ukuthamba kwethu. Heck, yonke i-bio yakhe ye-twitter ngabantu bathi ndibakhumbuza ngotatomkhulu wabo.

IPera ivela kummandla wamachibi amakhulu (ngakumbi iBuffalo, eNew York, nangona kunjalo UJoe Pera Uthetha nawe Ifotwe eMidwest), kodwa ayisiyiyo le yokuba ngumntu ovela apho, yilento nguye . Nokuba kukwindawo yokuhlala phantsi ngexesha leentetho, i-Pera ifidgets kunye neempendulo ngokufanayo. Kodwa akufani nokuba umzi mveliso ubeka lo mfo ungathandekiyo phezulu njengesiqhulo sehlaya. Uyazi ngokupheleleyo, kwaye ungatsho ukuba unolawulo (olwaneleyo) kwaye ufumana ngokupheleleyo into emhlekisayo. Njengabadlali abaninzi bamahlaya, ufumana ingqiqo yokuba yena ngokwakhe, uvele nje nge-8 yepesenti.

Kwaye njengabanye abadlali abaninzi, kumthathe ixesha elithile ukuqonda indlela yokusebenzisa ilizwi lakhe. Kwangoko, uPera wabonakala amatyeli ambalwa Umboniso kaChris Gethard njengoZero Fucks Boyd, ovukelayo onika zero zero malunga nantoni na. Ukuqhula bekukuba uhambise yonke le mizila ye-zero-fucks esathetha kwimpawu yakhe yezitshixo, isitshixo esithandekayo. Kananjalo imizekelo yakhe yemvukelo yayikwangumkhosi wamandulo. Kodwa ndizakuvuma kwakusothusa ukumva ethukisa. Okubaluleke ngakumbi, uZero Fucks Boyd ungcatsha umba obaluleke ngakumbi wePera's Persona, oku kukunyaniseka kwakhe. Umlinganiswa ubeka isimilo sakhe esizolileyo kuqhushumbo kwaye ubalaselisa i-juxtaposition endaweni yokuyiguqula ibe ngamandla. Ngamanye amagama, siyabethwa ngayo, kunokuba singene kuyo. Kodwa oku kunokuba yinxalenye yesizathu sokuba ubuchule bokwenyani bukaPera mhlawumbi bungahlali kubume bobuxoki obunje, kwaye bungade bume nokuma phezulu ...

Apho uPera afumene khona impumelelo yokuyila kukwi-litany yeeprojekthi zevidiyo azibeke kunye nabasoloko besebenza kunye noJo Firestone, uConner O'Malley noNathan Min. Indawo yakhe Igcwele iifilimu ezimfutshane eziveza uphawu lwentengiso yakhe: amaxesha obomi obomi afakwe kwiingcinga ezithandekayo kubuntu kunye neziqhulo ezimbalwa ezingathandekiyo. Kwaye ngelixa ubona iividiyo zibangcono ngokubhekisele ekuphunyezweni kwe-cinematic kule minyaka idlulileyo, kuyamangalisa ukuqaphela ukuba ingakanani eyona nto ibalulekileyo ekho kwasekuqaleni. Ide ibuye yonke indlela ibuyele kwi-2012's NgeCawa egqibeleleyo, ejika ingenabungozi ukuba wenza njani? incoko kwi-vignette elusizi yothando phambi kokungafumaneki. Ukuqubha kwabantu abadala kuyithathele ingqalelo le misebenzi, eyavela yaba ziingcali ezimbalwa ezimfutshane uJoe Pera Unceda ukuba ufumane umthi weKrisimesi ogqibeleleyo kunye noJoe Pera uthetha nawe ukuba ulale. Kwaye emva koko, ekugqibeleni yafikelela kumdlalo wakhe wamva nje.

Isidanga esihle

UJoe Pera Uthetha nawe inokuba zizinto ezothusayo endakha ndazibona.

Ndiyathetha lonto. Kodwa ingxaki ekuchazeni ngaloo ndlela kukuba ayothusi ngeendlela eziqhelekileyo. Awusoze ufane neWTF ndibukele?!?!?! Kwaye ayisiyiyo yonke into engabonakaliyo okanye engaziwayo. Endaweni yoko, umboniso uyothusa ngenxa yokuthantamisa okubuhlungu. Kuyamangalisa ngenxa yeetangents zayo ezingahleliwe, indlela yayo ngabom kunye nobunzulu bayo obumangalisayo. Ngamafutshane, kuyothusa kakhulu njengoJoe uqobo. Kodwa imbonakalo yomboniso nayo ilula ngokulula: isiqephu ngasinye, uJoe uthetha ngesihloko esinikiweyo esinomdla kakhulu kuye. Oku kubandakanya iiminerali zentsimbi, ukutya kwasekuseni, ukuwa kweemoto kunye nokuhamba kwiimeko ezinzima zentlalo ezinje ngokudanisa kumtshato womntu osebenza naye. Ezi zihloko ziyinxalenye yokuhlangana kwakhe ngokucacileyo kwiintlobo zemixholo esidibana nayo nedolophu encinci, amava eMidwestern.

Kodwa ngelixa ezi zihloko ziphononongwa ngendlela enyanisekileyo, zikwanazo nezithuthi zeengcinga ezinzulu zikaJoe ngobomi uqobo. Le ndlela mhlawumbi ibonakaliswe ngcono kwimeta meta xa uJoe ekhanyisa imisebenzi yomlilo, ejonge esibhakabhakeni, aze alahleke kwiingcinga zakhe… iingcinga zendlela abantu ababukela ngayo izinto ezenziwa ziqhumiso. Oko kukuthi, indlela abamangaliswa ngayo kukubona izinto, amava omnqweno wokucinga, kwaye bade bacinge nangamantombazana athandana nawo. Kodwa njengoko lo ikwangumboniso wehlaya, ke kukho, ewe, amaxesha afakwe zihlaya kunye nejxtapositions yoyilo—Imizuzwanaloo nto inokubonakala ngathi ayinangqondo, ngaphandle kwento yokuba umboniso kunqabile ukuba uxhome umnqwazi kubo konke konke. Njengokuba sibuyela emva komnye weempahla zakhe ezindala zeHalloween kwaye ubone… Indawo evela UJoe Pera Uthetha nawe .Ukujika / ukuDada kwabantu abadala








Ewe, yiyo nana yakhe enxibe njengeMimoya evela IMatrix ilayishwe kwakhona … NgeHalloween, ngo-2013. Umboniso awuyikhuhli ebusweni bakho. Ichaza nje kwaye ivumele imeko ukuba iqhubeke. Onke amaxesha ahlekisayo avakalelwa ngolu hlobo, njengaxa intombazana encinci ichwechisa isiselo sebhiya okanye uPera ewisa ibhola yenyama kwibhulukhwe yakhe. Ziziziqhulo ezingabalulekanga kangako kwindawo kwaye zinokudlula kuthi njengoko sigxile kwinto ebaluleke ngakumbi. Yeyiphi indawo yokuba kutheni ndinelona xesha linzima lokuchaza umboniso kwabo bangakhange bawubone.

Thatha esinye seziqendu ezithandekayo zolu ngcelele, uJoe Pera Ukufundela iZibhengezo zeCawe, esele zithetha ngokudibana kwamava aseMelika. Kwisiqingatha sabantu kweli lizwe, abanalo nofifi lokuba kuthetha ukuthini ukufunda izibhengezo zecawe. Kwaye komnye, bayabazi ubungcwele bendalo yesi senzo kakuhle. Kodwa kulo mboniso, ayisiyiyo kwaphela ngamava nokuba leliphi iqela. Endaweni yoko, iba sisizathu sokuba uJoe akhulule into yokuba ngandlel 'ithile uve nje u-Baba O'Riley ngu-Ngubani okokuqala ebomini bakhe.

Akayazi imbali edumileyo yengoma, nokuqhelana kwethu, kananjalo akakhathali nokuba ungene kuyo emva kwexesha. Ingoma imosulela ngoko nangoko kwaye ukulandelelana kwe-flashback kudlulela kwindawo engaqhelekanga, kude nodonga apho uJoe emamela khona ingoma engapheliyo kwiluphu (njengoko uninzi lwethu lwenza okokuqala ukuyiva xa sisebancinci). Ulandelelwano alukukhumbuzi nje kuphela ngamandla okuva ingoma emnandi ngokwenene, kodwa uvuyo olukhulu lokubona umntu othile e-stoic edlulwa lelo nqanaba linye lovuyo olungangxengwanga. Ingathi ubuyiselwe kwinkwenkwana encinci, ekhwaza eluphahleni, exelela abantu ukuba bamamele. Ithuba elihle elinje kumfana ongumfana onamahlwili othe iziqendu ezimbalwa zangaphambili ngengozi wahamba nokuthengisa indlu yakhe endaweni yokulungisa ukungaqondani. Kwaye iyinxalenye ngqo yento eyenza uJoe, kulungile, UJoe .

Ndiqhubeka ndisebenzisa igama elithi Midwestern ukumchaza, kodwa andithethi ukupenda loo ndawo ngebrashi eyodwa. Kuphela nje ukuba umntu kaJoe ufike ngokucacileyo kuloo ngcamango yomntu oxabisa ukuziphatha, ukuziphatha kunye nokunyaniseka-ngandlela-thile uthe cwaka kwaye ucacile. Bobabini bayikhupha i-hangdog yokuba yinyama kodwa babe nothando olungagungqiyo kwimidla yabo. Njengokuba uJoe ezithanda iingoma kwaye eqokelela umculo wamaphepha, kwaye ufundisa ikwayala nangona engakwazi ukucula. Indlela angakhathaliyo awususe ngayo umbuzo womntwana omncinci malunga nokuba kutheni emgcina ngoJulayi woNyaka oMtsha endaweni yokuhamba nabantu abadala. Ufumana uluvo lokuba intetho yakhe inokuhlaba, kodwa endaweni yoko ubuya nempendulo yokuba elona qela lilapha lilapha kunye naye.

Ndikunye noJoe, kuhlala kubeka abanye kuqala. Ude athathele ingqalelo uxinzelelo lwangokuhlwa, Lo ingangunyaka wokuqala awukhumbulayo, njengoko engakwazi ukuqhuba, ixesha lakhe elililo luxanduva lwam. Oku kucoceka kunye nokuba sesichengeni sisembindini wento leyo ebonisa ngokutyebileyo. Yincoko engacetywanga ukuba ithambe kuludwe lwee-vignette, kodwa endaweni yoko ityhilwe njengoko umboniso uqhubeka kwaye ibali elinzulu liyavela ...

Ukuphelelwa lithemba

Kuya kuvela UJoe Pera Uthetha nawe ikwayimidlalo yothando.

Ewe, uhlobo. Kwaye thatha ingqalelo eli candelo lilandelayo ukuba lonakalise, kodwa kufanelekile ukuba lihlalutye. Kungenxa yokuba indlela encinci kolu thotho sidibana noSarah (edlalwa nguJo Firestone). Unamahloni ngeendlela ezifanayo noJoe kwaye unokuzithemba ngakumbi kwabanye. Baqhula. Badanisa emtshatweni. Ngokucacileyo uyamthanda, kodwa basebenza kwisikolo esinye (yena njengotitshala webhendi) ngoko ke bakhetha ukuhlala nje bebaleka, bencokola kamnandi, kwaye bakhe ulangazelelo kwindlela yokuxhoma kunye. Emva kwexesha uyayichaza le meko nana yakhe esithi uhleli nomntu obhinqileyo. Kwaye xa ucinezelwe malunga nokuba ujongeka njani, uJoe uphendula ngokuhlekisayo ukuba ufana nexhegokazi lenziwa ibhinqa eliselula ngeyona ndlela ibalaseleyo. Kwaye ixesha elide, sicinga ukuba sihlangabezana neemvumelwano zothando ezihlekisayo kweyona ndlela iphantsi, engenangxabano. Kodwa kwisiqendu sokugqibela, izinto zithatha ukujika okumangalisayo.

Iinkcukacha zeli jelo zibalulekile. Iqala ngoJoe ethetha ngeemfazwe zerat zaseCanada, isiqwenga esingaziwayo nesingacacanga sembali. Ukhankanya ukuba uhlala ecinga ukuyijika ibe ngumculo. Kufana nezinto ezininzi ezinomdla ongaphakathi uJoe athe wabelana nathi cwaka ngomboniso. USarah uyawuthanda lo mbono kwaye umxelela ukuba kufuneka bawubeke njengomdlalo wesikolo. Ukhuthazwe yinkxaso yakhe, uyahamba.

Umdlalo obangelwayo, ewe, uyothusa kwaye uyathandeka. Kodwa uJoe ubuncinci uyayiqonda ukuba ilungile njengoko inokuba yimisebenzi yeentsuku nje ezimbalwa. Kwakhona, konke oku kudlala ngeendlela uJoe ayisiyiyo eyona nto yokuhlekisa. Uyayazi ifuthe lakhe, kwaye akakhathali nje kuba angathanda iinkanuko zakhe zikhanye. Kodwa oku kukwathetha ukuba uJoe ukholelwa ngokwenyani ukuba abaphulaphuli bafuna ukwaziswa ngomlomo kangangemizuzu eli-10 ukuze baqonde imbali nembambano ekhokelela kumdlalo.

Oku kumshiya uSarah ekhathazekile. Uyazi ukuba abaphulaphuli baya kuba nakho ukuyiqonda ngokusebenzisa imikhombandlela yomxholo, kwaye kananjalo ufumanisa ukuba wonke umntu ukho ngokwenene ukubukela abantwana babo, hayi ingxelo yezembali kaJoe. Ixhala likaJoe liyakha ngokuzolileyo; Ufuna ukuyigcina imfutshane, kodwa xa kufika ixesha, uSarah ugqiba ukumnqumla kwaye aqale umboniso. Ukhathazeke ngokwenyani, mhlawumbi ngaphezulu kokuqonda kwakhe, kuba le nto ihlaba intliziyo yokuba ungubani-kuthando lwakhe lwezinto ezingaziwayo kunye nomdla wakhe kumculo nakwindalo. Akaqondi ngokwenene ukuba kutheni, emva kokuxhasa umbono, uyinqumle. Ke ujongana naye ngeyona ndlela inobubele.

Kodwa kulapho sifikelela ekuqondeni ukuba yeyiphi ekaSarah ngokwenene ukucaphuka malunga. Uqala ngokurhabaxa malunga nendlela umhlaba owela ngayo, indlela iapocalypse ekufutshane ngayo, kwaye ebesakha nendawo yokuhlala. Kwaye uyacaphuka kuba uJoe ungoyena mntu ufaneleke kakhulu kwiapocalypse awakhe wadibana naye. Hayi ngenxa yeiglasi zakhe, okanye ukunqongophala kokulungiselela, kodwa ngenxa yonke into ngaye. Kwaye ke uyaphambana kakhulu ngenxa yokuba eze ukumthanda ngaphandle kwazo zonke ezi mpawu.

Kubalulekile ukuba uqonde ukuba ngenene le ayizukuphuma njengekhohlakeleyo kuye. Ngokucacileyo uhlangabezana nobunzima bakhe bangaphakathi, kwaye bobabini banomdla omnye komnye kunayo nantoni na eyenye. Kodwa iya nzulu. Kuqala uJoe wayephambene kuba ungquzulwano luye lwangena kwindawo enye kuye, kodwa ngoku oku kubaluleke kakhulu, kuba umba phakathi kwabo ubiza yonke into ngobuni bukaJoe. UJoe Pera Uthetha nawe .Ukujika / ukuDada kwabantu abadala



Xa sifika esiphelweni, uJoe ubonakala elahlekile. Inzala yakhe kwisihloko sesiqendu, iMidlalo yeMozulu ebandayo, ihamba ngokupheleleyo ecaleni kwendlela, ngaloo ndlela esusa ifom ephambili yomboniso. Ukuzithemba kwakhe cwaka kuyacinywa. Ngokukhawuleza ukhuselekile kwaye uqala ukuzama ukuqeqesha amehlo akhe ukuba angafuni iiglasi. Kwaye, unemibono yokuleqa uSarah kwimoto yakhe yekhephu. Ngaphandle, ubonakala ngathi uyafana, kodwa uyangxola kwaye akanxibanga ngaphakathi. Ngokwenyani iyandikhumbuza ngesicatshulwa esidumileyo sikaThoreau malunga nokuba uninzi lwamadoda lukhokelela njani kubomi bokuzila. Esi sisicatshulwa esihlala sisetyenziswa gwenxa ngokulandela, kwaye sife nengoma yabo isengaphakathi kubo, esisicatshulwa esoyikisayo kwabaninzi, hayi kuba sibiza isibindi ekuthandabuzeni, kodwa sivelise umbono wokujongana. Kwaye yinto uJoe afuna ukuyiphepha kuzo zonke iindleko. Angathanda ukufa kunokuba enze umntu angakhululeki. Ude asixelele, ndizama ukunqanda iimovie ezinobundlobongela. Kwaye uSara ulungiselela umhla womgwebo? Ewe, loo nto ibetha ngokuchasene nethuku. Libali lokuthintela kunye nembuyekezo.

Kodwa eyona nto siyibonayo ngumzabalazo womphefumlo waseMidwestern.

Ndiva ngathi kuncinci kakhulu okuqondakalayo xa kufikwa kumba wengingqi kunye nokwahluka ngokwenkcubeko kweli lizwe. Indlela amanxweme awujonga ngayo umbala obomvu waseMelika njengokuqhuma okuqhelekileyo eMazantsi, iMidwest kunye neGreat Lakes ibonakalisa ukunciphisa kwethu okukhulu kwaye ukungaqondani. Ngamnye uneempawu zobuntu ezahlukileyo, amaxabiso kunye neendlela zokuphila. Umzekelo, ingxaki kaJoe ngobudoda obunetyhefu ayiphumli kubundlongondlongo bayo, kodwa kugxininiso lommandla wakhe kwisito esithuleyo. Kodwa yonke into iyaqondakala ukuba iyankcenkceshela kwinqanaba lezopolitiko.

Mhlawumbi kungalula ukucinga nje ngelizwe lethu ngokwamahluko phakathi kweendawo ezisemaphandleni nezasezidolophini. Kulula ukubona ubomi bulula kwidolophu encinci. Xa ujonga amabali eendaba aphuma ezixekweni apho ukubulala, ulwaphulo-mthetho kunye nezinye iindlela zokuphila ezibonakala ngathi zixhaphake kakhulu yonke into iyadityaniswa kunye njengengalunganga. Ukuthetha ngokwezibalo, siyazi ukuba awukho umahluko omkhulu phakathi kwezi setingi (sibekwe ngaphezulu kwezinye kwiindawo ezisezidolophini), kodwa nangona kunjalo izala uloyiko lokudibana koluntu, ngakumbi ecaleni imigca yenkcubeko nobuhlanga. Ezi zixeko aziqondwa kakuhle, zibangela ukuba abemi bazo, bajonge uninzi lweMelika njengeMelika esembindini okanye 'amazwe angaphandle, kwaye ngenxa yoko ayibalulekanga-ngokungathi izigidi nezigidi zamaMelika bezingazazi ezona zinto zibalulekileyo kwilizwe labo. Eyona nto inokuba yenye yezona zinto zingavisisaniyo kuzo zonke.

Ngenxa yokuba uJoe eyazi ngokupheleleyo, uhlala enelungelo lokufumana ukungacingi ngayo. Intsingiselo, ubuntu bakhe bubonisa nje umbono waseMidwestern wokuphepha cwaka (ungcono ushwankathelwe kumzuzu wokwazisa apho umakhulu wakhe azama ukumtyisa endaweni yokuphendula umbuzo, kwaye uyalwazi unxibelelwano ngokwakhe). Kodwa ayikuko ukuba akakhathali ngobunzima behlabathi. Uhlala ekhathalele, unentliziyo enovelwano. Kodwa ngoku ngokuxhalaba kwakhe konke kungafakwanga, uqala ngokungathandabuzekiyo ukucinga ngezinto ezinzima, ngokungathi iMelika izakuhlawula ngento esiyenzileyo? Kwenzeka ntoni xa uNana engakwazi ukuzihlalela? Ujike ajonge ngqo kwikhamera, Ndingakubuza? Ngaba ucinga ukuba sikunye nje kwigridi yombane ukuvala enye kwenye?

Ude ajike nabantwana kwikwayara yakhe ngohlobo olufanayo lwemibuzo ephazamisayo kwaye afumane ezona mpendulo zinengcinga. Ukuntsonkotha kwezi ngcamango kuyamkhubekisa ngenxa yokuba kubizwa ukuthamba kwakhe konke kungathandabuzeki. Nanjengoko umakhulu wakhe eqhula ngelithi uzakumbulala ngeembiza neepani ukuba angatshata engamxelelanga, usenokucinga nje ukuba ubundlobongela bendele kuthi.

Oko kusizisa kwindlela yonke edibana ngayo noSara. Unokuphikisa ukuba usuku lwabo lokusinda kwi-bunker ngandlela thile malunga nokuzimisela kwabo ukudibanisa i-eccentricities, kodwa iya isiba nzulu kunoko, kuphikisana nesazisi namava ethu. UJoe uzibuza ngokuvakalayo ngokuzikhethela kwakhe ukuba ngutitshala, esithi uyakholelwa kwikamva, kodwa uyoyika. Kwaye uphendula ngokucacileyo, andiyoyiki. Ndineli gumbi lingaphantsi. Yimpendulo yenkukhu neqanda, kodwa ityhila, ewe, uloyiko lukhona. Umgangatho ongaphantsi yindlela ajongana ngayo noloyiko, kanye ngendlela uJoe akhetha ngayo indlela yokuphepha kunye nokujolisa kwimidla yakhe emininzi engaziwayo. Kwaye ekugqibeleni, akukho mntu unomdla kwimpikiswano okanye ekubekeni iindonga.

Ngaphakathi kwinqanaba lebali, siyaqonda ukuba idabi lomphefumlo waseMidwestern ayisiyiyo kwaphela idabi kwaphela. Nokuba ngaba bayayiphepha imibuzo okanye bayilungiselele ngokungathandekiyo, bobabini babanjwe nje kumzabalazo wokuphelelwa lithemba. Kwaye isisombululo asizi ngohlobo lweentetho ezinzulu, okanye kugcino lwemiqolo ye-insulin, kodwa amaxesha alula oxhulumaniso lokwenene olusikhumbuza ukuba olo loyiko luvumelekile. Ukuqonda kwethu, ukuthanda kukaSarah, kukuba asinakuba nawo amandla okuthamba kukaJoe kuba umema ngokulula ukuthamba kwethu. Amandla okwenene alele ekubeni sesichengeni kunye, ukwamkela ukuba sifuna ukunxibelelana nomnye. Kwaye, ngaphezu kwako konke…

Ukuvuma ukuba sonke sifuna nje ukuqondwa.

Ukuthetha Nam

UJoe Pera kunzima kakhulu ukuyichaza hayi kuba eyinqaba, kodwa ngenxa yokuba enzima ngokumangalisayo. Yintoni enokudlula kwisichazi esisitshixo esisezantsi kunye nezinye iziqhulo ezikrelekrele endaweni yoko zityhila ubeko lokuqonda kunye nokuzivavanya. UJoe uza e-Americana ukuba angazakhi i-Rockwellian veneer, kodwa ukubonisa into ethembekileyo ngakumbi. Ngokwenza njalo, udala imvakalelo enethemba njengoko inomdla njengoko ingaqinisekanga. Ngaphezu koko, uzimisele ukuvuma ukuba akaqinisekanga malunga nokuba ithini indawo yakhe ngaphakathi kuyo. Uyazibuza ukuba ingaba umhlaba unendawo yomntu oza kuphuma endlwini yakhe kuba nje ethintela ukungqubana. Kanye njengoko ezibuza ukuba ingaba kwa eli lizwe linendawo yokuzibandakanya kwakhe, umdla wakhe, amandla akhe kunye nokusilela kwakhe. Kwaye ngandlela thile, uJoe Pera ubeka zonke ezi ngcinga kunye kulo mboniso ubalaseleyo.

Ndingabiza ubugcisa bakhe bube yinqaba, buhle kwaye buphandle ngokuzithemba kuba buziva buchanekile, ukanti uziva ungaphantsi kakhulu kunenani elipheleleyo lento inikwayo. Kungenxa yokuba uJoe Pera yindoda nje efuna ukuqondwa. Kodwa uya kude enze iinzame zokusiqonda ngokulandelelana. Kwaye ekugqibeleni, into asishiya nayo kunokuba nzima ukuyichaza. Kodwa ndiyayiqonda indlela oziva ngayo. Kwaye kunemvakalelo yokufudumala xa le ndoda incokola nam. Kuba nangona ethetha ngobomi andikhokeli, kwaye nendawo apho ndingaphili khona…

Ndiziva ndisekhaya kakhulu.

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