Ukukhangela inyaniso, indlela engaphantsi enye ngexesha.UJoe Raedle / Getty Izithombe Sonke sivile amarhe. Oko bekujikeleza iyelenqe lethiyori yesekethe iminyaka. Yinto enkulu, kanye phaya phezulu ngubani owabulala i-JFK ngokwenene? kwaye zonke ezinye iikawusi ziya phi?
Ngaba i-Subway ivuthela ivumba lezonka ezitratweni ukuze itsale abathengi? Okanye i-mastermind-ier mhlawumbi, ngaba bayayila ivumba elahluke ngokupheleleyo lesonka, kunye nokumpompa OKO ebusweni babathengi abanokungalindeli?
Kunzima ukuhamba ngaphaya kwetyathanga leesandwich ngaphandle kokubamba i-whiff. Elo vumba limnandi lekhemikhali lingena emakhaleni akho ngendlela ikati etsibela ngayo ebhedini yakho kwasekuseni. Usenokungakulungeli. Usenokungayifuni apho. Kodwa ikhangele uthando oluncinci, kwaye unokwala njani? 
Ngaba isonka sangaphantsi kwesonka sivela ngokwenene kwisonka sokubhaka? Ngubani oza kuthi?ULucien Formichella
Inkqubo ye- Iyelenqe lendlela ehamba ngaphantsi komhlaba yenye yezo ngcinga zisengqiqweni. Ivumba lesonka lingcono kunesonka ngokwaso, ngenxa yoko inkampani iya kufuna ukuyifumana phambi kwabantu abaninzi kangangoko kunokwenzeka. Kwaye ukuba uyakholelwa ukuba eli vumba langaphantsi livela ngokwenene kwisonka esiphekiweyo, konke oku baya kufuna ngokwenene ukuphumeza oku kungumlingisi onesidima, akunjalo?
Okubaluleke ngakumbi kunenkcazo elula, nangona kunjalo, i-Subway yakha i-vents ezinzima kakhulu kunye nemibhobho ekhokelela kwii-ovens zabo zesonka ukuya emnyango, ukuze bakwazi ukuqhuma i-Bakery, yi-Yankee Candle iphunga emhlabeni.
Ubuncinci, yile nto lo mpempe utsho.
Ukuba ndilungile malunga nokuzingela kwam, oku kunokuba nakho ukuseta ukuphendula kwetyathanga okuvuthela isiciko kwinani lamanye amaqhinga okutya: I-Taco Bell yinxalenye ephambili ye-Illuminati; I-Coke entsha yayisisitheliso nje sokugcina ubukhosi beCoca-Cola's cocaine; kwaye (lowo bendimtyhala iminyaka) i-Hamburglar ngokwenene ngunyana kaRonald McDonald.
Amashishini amakhulu kwi-Subway ane wakhanyela izityholo ezijikeleze usizi lwabo cologne kwixa elidlulileyo. Kodwa njengayo nayiphi na ithiyori elungileyo yelenqe, inyani (njengoko urhulumente omkhulu eyibiza njalo) ayindiqinisekisi nakancinci, ke ngoko ndazimisela ukubuza abasebenzi bokwenyani, amagcisa esandwich, ukuba bacinga ntoni ngayo yonke.
Nditsale indlela yokuqala yangaphantsi kuludwe lwam kwaye khange ndinuke nevumba levumba. Ndiyayikrokrela. Mhlawumbi bebesazi ukuba ndiyeza.
Ndangena ndaza ndathetha nomsebenzi owayesemva kwekhawuntari, uLema, owakhomba nje kwihovini yesonka, emva koko walala, wandixelela ukuba umoya uya phezulu, uphahla.
Inqaku lakhe lalisengqiqweni, ngokusengqiqweni, ngenxa yokuba kukho umoya ophuma ngqo esihlahleni, kodwa andiqinisekanga. Ivumba lesonka lalisesengaphakathi evenkileni, kusolwa ukuba lalibaleka kwi-oveni xa uLema wavula umnyango-ibali elinokwenzeka.
Ndijonge imephu yam yangaphantsi ndaphinda ndahamba. Umntu olandelayo endathetha naye ngu Yalo. Uzamile ukundicacisela ukuba i-oveni isebenza njani njengoko bebhaka isonka kunye namaqebengwana. Xa uvula, lelo lixesha ivumba, uyazi, livela. Akuyonjongo.
Sika ubukrwada bobumbano, Yalo. Ndiyayazi into oyiyo. 
Umzobo omangalisayo obonakalayo wenkqubo yokungenisa umoya ngasese yendlela engaphantsi.ULucien Formichella
Ndiqhubekile ndahamba ndisiya kwivenkile yokutyela elandelayo kwaye ndajongana no-Isuru — indoda entle enomtsalane nonomtsalane — malunga nokubhaka kwakhe. Wandihleka ebusweni kwaye akavuma naliphi na ishishini elihlekisayo, kodwa wavuma: Ngokutsho kwekomkhulu, saxelelwa ukuba sibhaka isonka kunye neicookies okokuqala ekuseni kuba xa abathengi bengena, kusasa, uyazi, kufanele ukuba ivumba lokuqala abalifumanayo. Idala umbono omuhle kakhulu.
Ndandisondela. Ndiyayiva. Isuru waphantse waqhekeka. I-Subway ifuna ukuba abantu bafumane i-whiff elungileyo yengoma emnandi ye-siren yevumba, kodwa andikabinakho ukufumana uvumo olufanelekileyo.
Umsebenzi olandelayo endikhe ndathetha naye wathi wayengazange ave nokuva ngethiyori, kodwa ukuba uza kwenza uphando ngayo. Okumangalisayo kukuba, bonke abanye babebongoza ukungazi nabo.
Ndithathe isigqibo sokuphinda ndingene ndangena kwi-Subway ngasendlwini yam, ndibuza imibuzo yam enzima yokubetha kumsebenzi kwicuba lakhe lokuphuma ngaphambili. Mhlawumbi, ukuba ebengekho evenkileni, angakhululeka ngokunika impendulo eyiyo. Umfana emi ecaleni kwakhe, umhlobo owabiza igama lakhe nguKamran, wasika waphendula endaweni yoko.
Ngaba uyaliva into eza apha ngoku, imi kanye phambi kweSitrato? Ngaba unuka nantoni na?
Kuye kwafuneka ndivume ukuba andizenzi — zonke iindlela ezihamba ngaphantsi komhlaba bezikrokrisile ngokukrokra emini. Mhlawumbi bekukho into ekubhakeni ngesizathu sokusa.
Mkhulu, loo nto yintetho, utshilo uKamran, ehleka ebusweni bam. 
Elo phunga limnandi lakwindlela engaphantsi belingaqondakali ukuba alikho ngaphandle kwale restyu.ULucien Formichella
Ndaye ndagoduka ndidakumbile ukuya kujonga amanqaku am. Kwakukho imixholo emibini efanayo:
- Akukho mntu uvumileyo ukuba usityhalele ngaphandle isonka ngaphandle komnyango.
- Akukho namnye wabasebenzi endikhe ndathetha nabo owayesazi ngeli yelenqe. Bonke babendijongile nangokudideka, okanye ngokungathi ndandilusidenge.
Ndaziva ngathi ndilahlekile, ndibhadula entlango, ndilinde ukufa. Kude kube, ukubonwa okuqaqambileyo ngokungxama kuphume kum, indlela amachibi amenyezelayo amanzi ngamanye amaxesha enza ubushushu.
Isiphelo sinye kuphela, kwaye ukuba ucinga ukuba kufanelekile ukuba bendisenza izinto ezingcono ngexesha lam kunokucinga nokuphanda iithiyori zokutya okukhawulezayo, uyaphazama kakhulu.
I-Subway icacisa gca ngengqondo kubasebenzi babo ukuze bangazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni kanye kanye. Kukho ezinye imichiza enobungozi kwisonka esenza ukuba bangakwazi ukuxelela ukuba bayasetyenziswa kwaye bayaxokwa. Yi-canard yeepic ubukhulu.
Vuka, gusha.
