Ubukhosi buya esidlangalaleni kodwa ngexabiso elingakanani ? (Chuck Hodes / FOX) Beckies kunye neeBunkies, yile nto! Sifikelele esiphelweni sexesha lokuqala (ngokoqobo) inkqubo kamabonakude eyintandokazi yaseMelika, Ubukhosi . Baxakekile bephela isiphelo sexesha kunye ne-fol-de-rol kunye ne-fiddle dee dee dee, i-honeslty, ukucacisa kwindawo nganye enokuthi sithethe ngayo Ubukhosi Kude, gosh, andazi, iSizini 2 iyaqala. Ngaphambi kokuba ndizame nokuqhekeza ikhowudi yesiphelo seyure ezimbini, mandikuxelele kuqala ukuba abonakalisi ngaphambili. Ndiyithetha le nto ngoku ngokuchaseneyo nayo yonke enye iveki endiyibhalileyo ngalo mboniso, kuba ekugqibeleni kule veki ezinye izinto zokwenza amayelenqe ziyenzeka kwaye andithethi ngokufumanisa ukuba uGabby Sidibe unomama omhlophe. Ngokwenene kuninzi kakhulu ekufuneka kudlulile kangangokuba ndiziva ngathi ndiliwele leduvet ebhedini elilingana nenkosi. Andikwazi ukuyigquma yonke! (Goodnight, wonke umntu. Cebisa kubalungiseleli bakho kwaye uchithe izilwanyana zakho!) Uzamile ukubulala, ukubulala ngengozi, ndixolele, murthers (nguShakespeare ukuba uyinto engentle), abathathi-ndlongo, ukulwa ikati, ukudlala amagama, ukudlala umdlalo wesondo, isini, isini se-GAY ( HTGAWM!), UJennifer Hudson uphethe ingqokelela yeebhayibhile, uSnoop Lion (NGABA UNXIBELELANISILE? Ngaba ikuki iyabuthenga bonke uboya bayo ?! Uphumile ejele ngoku unama-40 oboya? Wonke umvundla e-Upstate New York uya eFlorida kunye neRaven Simone khona ngoku.)
Emva kweziqendu ezili-12 zokudlala ngokuchanekileyo izigcawu ezifanayo kwiimeko ezahlukeneyo, abalinganiswa be Ubukhosi Ekugqibeleni ndibone isibhakabhaka siwela ukuba bayinkukhu encinci-malunga nexesha lonke (eso sisikweko, iNkosi iyazi ngalo mboniso). Wonke umhlaba wehlabathi wajika wajongisa ezantsi ekunene njengoko inkampani yayizokuya esidlangalaleni. Kuya kufuneka ndinike abadali be Ubukhosi ikhredithi kule. Ngokugcina ibali kwi-1 kunye nomdlalo weqonga kwi-Courtney Love evutha ngokupheleleyo kwigumbi lokuhlambela i-ottoman 10, yenziwe Abaphulaphuli baqhubeka nokungena ngaphakathi. Emva kokuhlela lonke ilizwe iveki emva kweveki, baliyeka ibali labo liqhume kwiiyure ezimbini ezidlulileyo. Yayiyinto entle kakhulu into owawuyicinga ukuba iza kwenzeka, abantu bayaguqulelana, abantu bayaxolelana, abantu bacula bengonwabanga ngokusondelelana ebusweni. Kwakukho, nangona kunjalo, iimeko ezinqabileyo ezimbalwa ezinobuqili. Kwaye oku ngaphezu kwayo yonke enye into, ebaluleke ngaphezu kwayo yonke imidaniso yeengoma eyenzelwa ukufumana iJHud ikhontrakthi yokurekhoda, yonke isini sikaHakeem kunye noHalle Berry, yonke i-Lady Macbecky ikhulelwe (ngokubulala), yile nto kufuneka ndithethe ngayo wena.
Izinto zokuqala kuqala: uLucious, ogama lakhe bendilipele ngokungalunganga lonke ixesha lonyaka, akanayo i-ALS! Une-MG. (Andazi nokuba ndisipela kanjani esona sifo sesihogo esathethwa ngugqirha omhlophe ke masingangeni kuso, kodwa ukuba unebhakethi ndinomceli mngeni.) kufa! Kodwa ukuba akazokufa, singaze sibuphathe njani ubulungisa ngako konke okubi akwenzayo?! U-Lucious wayevunyelwe ukuba mbi logama nje wayezifaka engcwabeni IMHO. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ikhona enye into eza kuye… ngokuqinisekileyo.
Esi sityhilelo ngokucacileyo siyinyikimise ngokwasekhaya saseLyon. U-Lucious uthatha isigqibo sokuqhekeza iindaba ezimnandi (?) Kusapho olujikeleze itafile yakhe yesidlo sangokuhlwa eyi- $ 20,000. ULucious emva koko unikezela ngesipho esingumfuziselo kwilungu ngalinye losapho njengendlela yokucela ukuxolelwa. Kwaye nantsi apho Ubukhosi , isangqa sezinto zonke UkuGungqa nokuThetha, umboniso othanda ukuphinda udibanise amanye amabali amakhulu kuncwadi ukuze luzuze, luqala ukubonisa isandla salo uqobo. Masihambe isipho ngesipho.
Hakeem: Ufumana ikhonkco elinamaphiko kulo. Upholile utata, enkosi, ndisakonyanya kodwa ndiyazithanda iintambo! Kodwa linda uHakeem, kukho okungakumbi. Awufumani nje ikhonkco; ufumana iJET! Tsalela umnxeba uNahomi Campbell kumnxeba wasemhlabeni uze uchebe iinwele zakho ngenxa yesigidi sexesha lokuba ungaya naphi na apho ufuna khona ngaphandle kwesizathu! Oku kundikhumbuza into ethile. Owu, inokuba yintoni? Utata unika unyana wakhe amaphiko ukuba abaleke… Ngaba igama lakhe ngu-Icarus? Ewe kunjalo, u-Icarus, owalumkiswa ukuba angabhabheli aye ezantsi (akukho bhongo, njengoHakeem ekuqaleni kwesizini) okanye phezulu kakhulu (ngokungalawulekiyo ego ala Keem ekupheleni kwesizini). Kwaye sonke siyayazi into eyenzekileyo. U-Icarus ubhabha usondele kakhulu elangeni apho amaphiko akhe anyibilika kwaye awele elwandle. Bhayi Hakeem, ndiyathemba ukuba kukho abachebi bezantsi elwandle lokomfuziselo.
UAndre: UAndre ufumana umnqamlezo omkhulu, wenkolo kunye nemali yokuya kwisiseko se-blah blah blah. U-Lucious, osoloko ezibiza njengoThixo, uyazi ukuba u-Andre, ethandane nomculo wezonyango / ikwayara ye-solo / hip hop diva JHud, ngoku ukhonza uThixo (oyena Thixo). Oko akuhlali kakuhle ku-Godscious, ke ngokwendalo unika unyana wakhe umnqamlezo wokoqobo ukuba awuthwale. UAndre nguYesu kaLucious, unyana owenza idini lokulungileyo kwaye ufa esenza ukuthanda kukayise. Ndiyathemba ukuba uAndre angaphinde avuke. Yinike iintsuku ezintathu okanye amaxesha amathathu, nokuba yeyiphi eza kuqala.
Ke, apho sinoonyana ababini abanikwa isigwebo sokufa, esikhokelela ekubeni…
UJamal: UJamal ufumana intonga enentloko yeNgonyama kuyo. Siyavuyisana nawe, Jamal, uphumelele nje ukusinda: Isiqithi seHip Hop! Abantu abathandana nabo bayaphumelela! Abantu abangamaGay banokuqhuba iinkampani! Abantu abangamaGay banokumelana neenkonkxa zenkunkuma kunye neemvumi ezimnyama ezibizwa ngokuba yiBlack Rambo kunye notata wakho bacula i-octave phantsi xa uzama ukwenza i-duet! Njengoko iisimboli zihamba, ndingathi intloko yeNgonyama yandikhumbuza INgonyama yeNgonyama eyona nto ikukubalisa ngobukrelekrele ngokwenene Hamlet . Ke loo nto ingena ngokugqibeleleyo kwihlabathi loBukhosi (iwotshi yogebhezi kuzo zonke iiseti kukuphinda ukujonga). UHamlet, othanda umama wakhe, kodwa uhlala evakalelwa ngokungcatshwa zizigqibo zakhe, uqhuba ulwalamano olukhulu noJamal kubuKuki. Kodwa ukuba sihamba yonke i-HAM kule nto, uLucious nguyena ubona iziporho. Ke, andiqinisekanga ukuba yeyiphi ekufanele ukuba yiyo okanye hayi.
Kwaye uKuki ufumana ntoni njengesipho esivela kwi-exby yakhe yangaphambili? Igolide iphakame, iliwa lokuqengqa induli, ikhadi lesipho kuLobster ebomvu? Ufumana umqamelo. Mhle! Ewe, wayifumana 'kuba wazama ukuntywilisela iesile lakhe ngesinye isiganeko ngaphambili. Cookie, osandula ukulala ngesondo etshintsha ubomi kunye noDerek Luke eboyeni kwibhola yoboya kufutshane nomlilo endiqinisekileyo ukuba ndisebenzisa uboya bokuphemba, othe waxhuzula e-Empire ngenxa yobunewunewu kunye nomtsalane kunye nomdlali obalaseleyo Uhlobo lomboniso owakhe wambona, weva uLucious evuma ukubulala uBunkie (UMZALA BUNKIE!) Kwaye ufuna kakhulu ukuziphindezela kuko konke okubi uLucious akwenzileyo kuye. Imiboniso kamva, xa i-Cookie yaseMelika kunye no-Co bonke beqela ngokuchasene noLucious kwi-coup ukuthatha inkampani, ukuziphindezela kuye. Ude afune i-Boobookitty ukuba incede. Nangona kungenjalo ngaphambi kokuphosa isiselo ebusweni kunye nokumpompa kwitafile yeephuli. (Ngenye imini ndiza kubhala isiqwenga sokucinga ngesini sabasetyhini kunye neetafile zedama kwi Ubukhosi . Iya kubizwa ngokuba yiCueCueSticky.)
Njengabaphulaphuli, besisazi ukuba uLucious uyakufumana ngenye imini oku kuza kuye, besisoloko sicinga ukuba iya kuba kukufa. Ke, uphi, uLucious osempilweni, ozisa phi uShakespearean tale yethu ye-epic revenges kunye neenguqulelo zosapho? Kutheni uguqula # 2, ewe! Kwiziqendu ezili-12, sicinge ukuba lomdlalo weqonga wobusuku yayiyindlela yokuya kuKing Lear. Yindlela ebhengezwe ngayo, yindlela ekudlale ngayo kude kube ngoku. I-Lear iswelekile kwaye yodwa, ngenxa yoko ngokwemvelo uLyon kufuneka naye. Nangona kunjalo, ngokuphila kukaLucious kwaye, kwaye siqala ukubona ukuba mhlawumbi abadali babenolunye uluvo engqondweni ngalo lonke ixesha. Isakhiwo sayo seShakespearean sasicwangciselwe eyona njongo yayo, eyona ireferensi yayo inkulu, ithisisi yayo esesikweni.
Kwinkomfa yoonondaba, ekuqaleni kwesiphelo, uLucious uxelele iqela lentatheli ukuba kungekudala uBukhosi boBumnandi buza kufana nenkcubeko yaseMelika. Emva kwexesha kwisiqendu, njengoko uLucious emi phambi kwemarike yemasheya, intliziyo entle yoluntu lwethu longxowankulu, uxelelwa ukuba konke ekufuneka ekwenzile kukucofa iqhosha eliluhlaza. Iqhosha ELILUHLAZA. Ngokukhawuleza sibona ukukhanya kobomi bonke bukaLucious obumkhokelele apha. Umntwana ohlwempuzekileyo omnyama ovela kwi-hood owenze ukuba abe ngomnye wamadoda anamandla eMelika. Iqhosha eliluhlaza. Iqhosha eliluhlaza. Ukukhanya okuluhlaza.
UGatsby. ULucious Lyon nguJay Gatsby ejonge koku kukhanya kuluhlaza. Indoda eyenziweyo ephila iphupha laseMelika kwimicimbi yeshishini elinomthunzi kunye namabhongo asendle, onesithukuthezi njengoko esisityebi. Indoda eyinkedama yatshintsha ikamva layo kunye negama layo, yathandana nentombazana engasoze ibe luhlobo lwemfezeko eyakheleyo engqondweni yayo. Intombazana eyayilwela ikati ukulwa nayiphi na imeko evela kubukhosi yaqhekeza umtya weeperile kwaye yababukela besasazeka emhlabeni. ULucious Lyon yindoda ethi nangona iphumelele ingakwazi ukuyeka ukuzama ukuphinda idlule-okanye uyibulale okanye ugalele kuyo. Ubukhosi, kwiiyure ezimbini zokugqibela, bazijijile kumdlalo malunga neLear yokwahlula ubukumkani kwibali lephupha laseMelika elaphulwe ngonaphakade. Yophukile kuba imali iza ngaphambi kosapho, amandla eza ngaphambi kwesisa, kwaye amaphupha eza ngaphambi kwenyani.
Omnye wemifanekiso yokugqibela yeli xesha ukubuyela umva kuJamal kuqala ehla ezinyukweni kwezo zithende zidumileyo ezamphosa emgqomeni. Ikhamera ityhila ubuso bakhe, inkwenkwana enamehlo abanzi ebhinqe unkontsho oluhlaza oqaqambileyo esongelwe entloko. A luhlaza unkontsho. Ukuba uLucious nguGatsby, ngaba unyana wakhe ongathandana naye unokukhanya okuluhlaza? Elikabani eli phupha? Wonke umntu unokukhanya okuluhlaza okwahlukileyo. Ke mhlawumbi eli liphupha likaLee Daniel: into abalekayo kuyo, imbali ekufuneka eyilungisile, iphupha azama ngokwenene ukuba lenze? Inkwenkwana encinci engathi ikhule ikhule ingukumkani. Ingcinga enamandla kunye nokuguqula ukuthumela umboniso othandwayo eMelika.
Kodwa emva kuLucious. Ugqibela ngokuvalelwa ejele efungela ukuziphindezela kusapho. Kwaye siyazi ukuba uya kwenjenjalo. Uya kwenza okungenani amaxesha amathandathu amathandathu, kodwa ngaphandle kwamahlengahlengiso azo zonke izinto eziphosakeleyo angenakuzicima, bonke abantu angenakubenza balibale, zonke izinto ezingenakuthengwa ngemali. Kwaye ke siqhubeka nokubetha, ii-rappers ngokuchasene nexesha langoku, ukubuyiselwa umva ngokungapheliyo kwixesha elidlulileyo.
