'Umdlalo weZihlalo zobukhosi' Ukuphinda u-6 × 08: Imbaleki yeWaif

UBen: Abahlaseli bemilambo babambana ngomnwe emahlathini, uPodrick efumana isaphulelo esipheleleyo esivela eBronn, umbane wejunk's yeHound… Esi yayisisiqendu esimalunga nezesondo Imidlalo yeethrone . Ukuthetha, hee, uVinnie: ufuna ukuziqhelisa ukwanga? * Iigagles ngomnwe ophakathi *

UVinnie: Uh uh, bendikhe ndanele ngokwamaqela enkolo ngokungacacanga emithini ukuze ndazi ukuba iphela kanjani.

UVinnie: Wowu, yeka ukuba liphupha elibi kanjani eli phupha lalikwisebe le-PR labesilisa. Niyazibhengeza njengababulali abangenakuthintelwa, abangenakubanjwa abasebenzisa amandla abo okuzifihla ukukhonza ukufa okuthe cwaka. Uhhhh hayi, hayi emva kwaNye awunayo. Hayi emva kokubukela i-Waif ilahla konke ukuzenzisa kunye nokuzimela ukupaka indlela yakhe emva ko-Arya kwizitrato zaseBraavos, kuphela ukusilela kwakhona ukumbulala ngenxa yokuba intombi yasekhaya ishiye umbono wasebusuku emva kwesikhenkcezisi sesidumbu.

UBen: Kubi nje uphawu. Leyo yingxaki ngabafundi abasafundayo, kanye apho. Endaweni yokukhawuleza, iinyawo-ngaphesheya-kwamanzi-ababulali, unaba bantu babini besilwa esixekweni ngokungathi bayayiphinda loo ndawo Ukuqala .

UVinnie: Kuyabonakala ukuba, u-Arya akaphazamiseki ekulahlekelweni ligazi KANYE ngokusisiseko uDaredevil ngoku, kodwa nangoku. Ndiza kwenza nje ukuziphindezela kwam kunye / okanye umona oxhokonxe ukubulawa kwam simahla, enkosi kakhulu.

UBen: Esi sisombululo sandishukumisa nam. Ngokwethiyori, ndiyayithanda imbono ka-Arya yokutsala i-Waif kwindawo emnyama emnyama kunye nokusebenzisa izakhono ze-kung-fu ezingaboniyo azifumeneyo kodwa: A) Inxeba elivulekileyo lonke ixesha lonyaka, akayonto! UArya ngoku uyaphumelela kuba ucime izibane? Pshaw, nditsho.

Owu, kwaye sele ikhandlela livutha okokoko u-Arya wayekhona, kwiintsuku ezintlanu ezidlulileyo? (Le ayisiyo-nitpicking: amakhandlela ayatsha. Lowo ngumsebenzi wabo.)

UVinnie: Nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, apho sinayo. Ixesha lika-Arya eBraavos, elaqala ukubuyela emva kwisizini ye-4, liphelile, kwaye ... oko kwakuthetha ukuba akukho nto kwaphela. Ukunyaniseka, yibilise kwaye le yenye yezona zinto zisusa umlinganiswa kwisenzo de sifune imizekelo yakhe endinokuyikhumbula kwiTV. Yintoni etshintshileyo? Iphi iArc? UArya weza eBraavos njengo-Arya Stark waseWinterfell, kwaye ngoku uyahamba njengo-Arya Stark waseWinterfell ongcono kancinci ekulweni ebumnyameni. Kukhulu, oko kuyakunceda ukuba sikwazi ukweyisela iWhite Walkers ukuba igcwalise umkhosi wabo uphela kwigumbi lokulala elincinci elinekhandlela elinye.

UBen: Ngoku, 'yabona, apho andivumelani. UArya weza eBraavos umatshini wokubulala owayenomqondo omnye. Uyishiya i kakhulu umlwi ongcono, ingcali kwiityhefu, mhlawumbi uyakwazi ukukhupha nokuswayipha ubuso… ndiyacinga? Ukwangumntu kwaye ukhokelwa ngokuziphatha ngakumbi kunangaphambili. (Ubukhulu becala enkosi kumphambili wethu wokuhlaba, uLady Crane.)

UVinnie: Inye kuphela into ebangela umdla apha yeza ngencoko ka-Arya noLady Crane, ngaphambi kokuba iLady Crane ibe yindawo yokungena kwi-Tony Awards yonyaka ozayo kwimemoriyam. Yintoni entshona yeWesteros? U-Arya ubuzile kwaye, undilungise ukuba andilunganga, impendulo lulwandle lwe-esile enkulu kunye ne-Shadowlands kwelinye icala. Uyazi, aphuma phi amaqanda enamba iMelisandre kunye neDaenerys? Kwaye …… linda. Le yinto kanye efana neminyaka emibini edlulileyo xa sasifana sonke Kupholile ukuba u-Arya azakuba ngumntu ongenanto akunjalo?

UBen: Nah. Khumbula, sishiyeke namaxesha amafutshane amabini kuphela; Ngokuqinisekileyo ngekhe bathumele u-Arya kwii-Shadowlands. Yiloo nto kanye endandithanda ukuhamba ngechitchat fodder. Intombazana yethu ibuyele eMantla. Onke asindileyo ama-Stark aphela e-Winterfell, ekhathazekile kwaye engaphantsi kwi-Direwolf. Iyaziwa.

(Kananjalo, ngaba abayazi into yokuba umhlaba ujikeleze lo mboniso wobudenge? INtshona yeNtshona yiMpuma kwakhona, ya dummy.)

UVinnie: Lilonke, Akukho mntu wayesisisihogo sombulali weReddit ngokubanzi. Ngelixa i-intanethi (nam ndibandakanyile) zazimisa ukujonga kuqala ukuya ezantsi kwimillisecond ngaphezulu kwesithunzi esinjengoluhlobo, lujongeka ngathi luyiSyrio Forell, impendulo yajika yaba yiLady Crane kunye nekhithi yokuthunga.

UBen: Ncwina. RIP, iLady Crane. Ukuba ibingekuko ukufa kwesitulo esibuhlungu, isifo sesibindi ngesele sikufumene ... Umntu othile uzame ukukutyhefa ngeramu kwiveki ephelileyo, mfazi. Mhlawumbi uyiphunga ngaphambi kokuba uzigalele?

UVinnie: Kuyafana naloo ntsingiselo, ubuzalwana obunobundlongondlongo ngaphandle kwezibhengezo kwiveki ephelileyo eziphinde zabangela ukubulawa kwamarhe eLady Stoneheart. Kule veki: ehhhhhhh hayi. Akukho Catelyn Stark ovusiweyo onezothe nge-icebox apho intliziyo yakhe yayihlala khona. Ezinye ii-apile ezimbi kwiqela (ngaphandle kweebhanile).

UBen: Esi siqendu sabulala isibini esihlala ixesha elide. Oko kukuthi, iLady Stoneheart kunye neCleganebowl. Ezincwadini, uBerric wanikela ngobomi bakhe kwiintsuku ezintathu zikaCatelyn emva koMtshato oBomvu, ochaza imeko elusizi yomzimba wakhe, eyaphoswa emlanjeni emva kwembubhiso. Ke, inyani yokuba usahambahamba iminyaka emva koMtshato oBomvu kuthetha ukuba uCatelyn ubolile ngokungenakulungiswa. Kungalixesha lokuthatha umhlala phantsi.

UVinnie: I-Thoros yeMyr kunye neBerric Dondarion? Zisengama-dudes amahle kakhulu, nangona kukhethwa okungathandabuzekiyo kwizinwele. (Ukukhanya kukaR'Hllor kubonakala ngathi akukhanyi ngokwaneleyo ukuze kukhanye ukuba injani imanbun entlokweni yomntu. Jonga kwakhona: UJon Snow).

UBen: I-Thoros's manbun-over-bald-spot inzima kakhulu.

UVinnie: Ukujonga okokugqibela ukudibana kwabo uSandor wayegawula iBerric Dondarion ngokwesiqingatha, ibanter apha yayimnandi ngokwaneleyo. Kodwa, ngokufanayo kakhulu no-Arya, uninzi lweempawu zomlinganiswa odlulileyo zacinywa kwenye, ipiss ekhawulezayo yaya emlanjeni. USandor wabonakala ngequbuliso Ukuphola okuhle malunga nabahlobo bakhe bokwakha ngo-Sept babulawa kuba kwakufuneka akhabe ngaphezulu kwezintathu izitulo zokuxhoma abantu.

UBen: Wayeqhutywa yimpindezelo. Wafumana impindezelo yakhe. Ulungile ngoku. Uyindoda elula, efana nenja eneempembelelo ezisisiseko.

UVinnie: Ukuthetha ngethiyori ezithandwayo ze-intanethi ezihamba ngendlela yeValyria: UTommen uvale nje ityala ngokulwa eWesteros, ebeka umngxunya omkhulu kwi-hype zeppelin ejikeleza iCleganebowl. Leyo yayiyi-hype zeppelin, iTommen. Uye wayovota i-hype zeppelin kuba u-Weatherorbyby Swann ukuxelele.

UBen: UCleganebowl ngekhe abe yinto, ya nerds! (Ngabantakwabo! Kufuneka baphinde balwe kwakhona kwiTyala ngokuLwa!… Ngoba?) Kodwa uTommen uyinto encinci kangaka, ndiyafunga. Kuyakhathaza ukubona uCersei engcatshwa ngumntwana wanyamezela i-Walk of Paring ukuze abuyele kuyo. Ngaba banokuthi ngokufutshane nje bajikeleze ubuchopho bakhe obulula obufutshane baye kwi-coma ngokumxelela ukuba ngokwenene ulisikizi ozelwe ngumfazi?

UVinnie: Kwakusekuninzi kakhulu ukuthanda e-King's Landing kule veki, nangona kunjalo, hayi eyona incinci yayo yayijonge uLancel Lannister enombulelo wayenxibe ingubo emdaka njengoko uGregor Clegane wayedlala uBocce ngentloko kaSparrow wakhe. Njengaye, yiza uLancel. Ngokulula ulilungu elizimeleyo losapho elibandakanya isinqana kunye nabantakwenu ababini abangenakuyeka ukubambana. Musa ukuzisa i-sauce yakho ebuthathaka kwiqela lokubulala i-zombie eliziimitha ezisibhozo ubude.

UBen: Ngokwenene unomdla kakhulu ngokuba ngumthandi wangaphambili kaCersei ngokwakhe.

UVinnie: Kwaye, ukuba ukubetha ngobuso okuyoyikisayo ayisiyonto yakho, bekukho nenqwaba yenkundla egwenxa. U-Emmy, hayi, ii-Emmys ezininzi ekubukekeni ebusweni bukaLena Headey xa uKevan Lannister eyekile indawo yaKho kwigalari, kunye namanye amanenekazi wenkundla. Kulunga kwam. Lowo ngumthunzi omnyama kakhulu uArya angaphumelela umlo phantsi kwawo.

UBen: Le yinto ephosakeleyo ephindaphindayo, ngokoluvo lwam. UKevan kufanelekile ukuba abe nguTywin-lite kodwa ngeli xesha lonyaka uqhubeka nje esiza njengotatomncinci ongalunganga kwi-Thanksgiving.

UVinnie: Kodwa uyazi ukuba kuhlala kunceda ukusika umthunzi? Iibhotile kwiibhotile ze umlingo umagma omhlophe oshushu (eyaziwa ngokuba yi-Wildfire, apho kukho unikezelo olungenamda phantsi kweKing's Landing. (UAerys Targaryen wayeyithanda kakhulu, kunye nokuba ibhlukhwe-ephambana kwaye ekhanyise abantu ngomlilo.) Kwakhona, ndilungise ukuba andilunganga, kodwa Ndiqinisekile ukuba yile ngxelo uCersei wabuza uQyburn ukuba aqinisekise.

UBen: Iipesenti ezili-100! Khumbula, sikwanokujonga kwangaphambili kwimontage yombono elayishiwe yombono kwangoko kweli xesha lonyaka. Ndicinga ukuba iTyrion iyisebenzise yonke kwi-Idabi laseMnyama, kodwa andiqondi. Akukho mntu ucheba intloko yosana, ubeka umntwana ekoneni kwaye uxelele umntwana ukuba angabinakho ukulingwa ngokulwa. Usana luya kuyitshisa ngokwenyani icawa yakho.

UVinnie: Enye inkcukacha enokuthi okanye ingathethi nto kwaphela: UTommen ungene egumbini lenkundla ukuya kwiMvula yaseCastamere, onokuyikhumbula njengengoma yesandi kuMtshato oBomvu. Kulabo abangaziyo, ukuba iMvula yaseCastamere ibinombhalo ongezantsi, ibiya kuba ziiLannisters zezona ziGqwesileyo, kwaye ziGqwesileyo, kwaye ziHandsome.

UBen: Yazi abaphulaphuli bakho, Vincent. Ndiyayazi ngqo indlela yokudlala iMvula yaseCastamere kwipiyano… Manenekazi.

UVinnie: Ndiyazi ukuba ziindaba ezimnandi kakhulu zokuba iBlackfish isweleke ngokumangalisayo ngaphandle kwescreen, kodwa imilambo kule veki, kum, yayi malunga nokudibana okuhle. Ndingomnye wabantu ababukele ukujonga kwangaphambili kwesi siqendu kwaye ndandifana no-OH NO WHY IS BRONN CHOKING POD, kwaye ndiyavuya kakhulu ukuba impendulo ngamanye amaxesha yinyani yenyani yenyani.

UBen: * Isalathiso somnwe we-Waggles kuVinnie kwakhona *

UVinnie: Mhlawumbi ngendilungile ngemizuzu elishumi eyenye kaBronn ngempama ebusweni ngePod ebusweni ngelixa elawula ukuncoma iphakheji enkulu yePod, yokuqhekeza oonongogo.

UBen: Ukuba uPodrick Payne unentanga entle kangangokuba oonongogo baseKing's Landing bakhetha ukujamelana nengqumbo kaLittlefinger ngokuza kufutshane kwii-invoice zabo kunokwamkela intlawulo kuye iseyenye yeenqwelomoya ezibalaseleyo zikaWeiss noBenioff.

UVinnie: Kwaye uJaime noBrienne? Akukho nto itshintshileyo ngee-bestie ezimbini ukusukela ngeentsuku apho uBrienne wayethwele uJaime enqumla emaphandleni njengebanjwa kwaye emva koko u-whoopie-doodles uJaime waphulukana nesinye sezandla zakhe kodwa wasindisa uBrienne kwibhere.

UBen: Ndicinga ukuba babeke isicwangciso uBrienne ungumzekelo wabo bonke ubuqhophololo obukhoyo eJaime, ezona mpembelelo zakhe zibukhali kanti uCersei ngowona mnqweno wakhe uphambili wokutyhala umntwana. Wenze ngokucacileyo ukhetho lwakhe, kodwa kuhle ukuba usenendawo entliziyweni yakhe.

Kwakhona, khwaza uqonde ukuba amadoda amaninzi kumdlalo ayavuma elubala ukuba angathanda ukuchitha ubusuku noBrienne. Kulungile kuwe, Bronn.

UVinnie: Olunye lolona lonwabo lumangalisayo lokulungiswa kwebali ukusuka kwincwadi ukubonisa ibe yikhemistri engenakuphikwa phakathi kukaGwendoline Christie noNikolaj Coster-Waldau. Kufudumeza intliziyo kangangokuba ndiphantse ndingakhathali ukuba omnye umntu ongenguye uJaime ngokuqinisekileyo Ngendibonile uPod noBrienne beqhuba isikhephe eso kwaye bababulala kwangoko.

UBen: Ngokukhawuleza . Njengalo, ela joni lahambisa iindaba zokufa kukaBlackfish kuJaime ngewayebabonile ngokuhambisa intloko kancinci ngasekunene. Ndiyaqikelela ukuba lelo licala elibi kwezi helmet zoLannister.

Lilonke, yayikukungqinga okuqhwalelayo, hayi? Ndifumana ukuba kuye kwafuneka bayilungelelanise ngenxa yokuba iThe Riverlands yenye yeendawo zokudibana ezinje ngeDonga ekuqaleni kwale sizini kodwa, oy… Isakhiwo esifanelekileyo esifanelwe nguEdmure Tully. Kwanele ngoku. I-RIP, iBlackfish, ngo-2014 ukuya ku-16 -Ujoyina iBalon Greyjoy kunye ne-Osha, kubalinganiswa ababuyela kuthi ukuze basihlasele kwaye bafe ngokukhawuleza. (Izinto azijongeka zilungile kuRickon.)

UVinnie: Kuthetha okuninzi malunga neMeereen ukuba kukho umlo omkhulu wolwandle obonisa ukuba umlilo ungene kwipiramidi enkulu yegolide, kwaye ndisiva isidingo sokuyincamathisela apha ezantsi kwizinto ezibaluleke kakhulu kwinxalenye yempinda. . Ndifuna ukuva uGreyworm ecaphula kwincwadi yokubetha amahlaya iyure epheleleyo ngaphambi kokuba ndive nantoni na iDaenerys ayithethayo ngoku ukuba ubuyile kuhambo lwakhe losuku lwaseDothraki.

UBen: Iphantse yaba yimeta-inkcazo ukuba ikruqula njani ibali layo iTyrion. Uqhubeka nokuzama ukungxola ngenqindi kunye neziqhulo. Kwakhona, olona phawu luphambili lokuba umntu omhlophe akanelisekanga bubomi bakhe: ukumisa ibar / isidiliya ofuna ukusivulela usuku olunye kubantu abangenakubanomdla. Kunyaka wonke, uMeereen ubeyindawo yokudlala yeTyrion.

UVinnie: Kwakhona, uyaphi eDrakon? UDaenerys uyazi ukuba olona phawu lubalulekileyo lwenamba kukukwazi ukuna umlilo wenene ovela esibhakabhakeni, akunjalo? Kuba leyo yeyona nto iphambili ekulweni izikhephe ezenziwe ngomthi. Ndiyathetha, ukungena okumnandi, uDany. Sonke * sipompiwe kakhulu * awufanga, nayo yonke loo nto. Kodwa inamba ubuyiyo nje ukukhwela kunokuba luncedo olukhulu ngoku, ntombazana.

Kwaye ungakhe ulinge undixelele ukuba akanakulawula ngokupheleleyo iidragons zakhe. I-Drogon ivele yaphosa i-Dany phezulu kwiphiramidi enje nge-mega yeetoni ezimbini. Loo monstrosity yokuphefumla umlilo yokufa kunye nentshabalalo yamsa nje kwindawo yakhe ngendlela ekhuselekileyo kunye nexesha elifanelekileyo kunayo nayiphi na i-Uber endakha ndayithatha.

UBen: I-Drogon yipesenti ezi-100 ithambile ngoku. Ndicinga ukuba ubuyile wayokuncedisa iDothrakis engenamanzi emva kokulahla uDany… ongabonakali eyonwabile le meko. Kwakhona: Ngaba eli yayiligcisa lobuchule esathenjiswa ngalo eTyrion? Iinkosi ziyahlasela, ukhululiwe kwaye waphulukana nezinye iidragons ezimbini, kwaye kukho ihlelo elitsha elibomvu edolophini elingathenjwayo. Ndingacinga ukuba iTyrion izama ukuphalaza izizathu: Hayi, hayi, hayi. Kwiintsuku ezimbini ezidlulileyo bekulungile! I-Varys inokukuxelela!