U-Lena Headey njengoCersei Lannister.ngoncedo lwe-HBO UVinnie: Bendihleli ndibuyela umva ngendlela endiqala ngayo ukuphinda ndigqibe ixesha lokugqibela lesithandathu Imidlalo yeethrone , kodwa kakhulu njengoSamwell Tarly kwigumbi eligcwele iincwadi, ndiphelelwe ngamazwi.
Ewe, hayi ilahleko , ngomntu ngamnye. Ngokufana nokuba ndifuna nje ukuthayipha R + L = J WILD FIRE LYANNA MORMONT NDITHEMBISE NED SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAPER
UBen: Kulula kakhulu. Qhubeka.
UVinnie: I-HBO isetiwe cask emva kwekask yomlilo wasendle phantsi kwengqondo yam kwaye yafaka i-fuse. Kwaye emva komlinganiso olungileyo iqela labantwana abangenabani abangenamakhaya balihlaba ngokuphindaphindiweyo ngemikhonto. Imidlalo yeethrone wayivuthela ingqondo yam wayihlaba ngemikhonto, uBen. Ngemikhonto, Ben!
Siza kufika kubazali bakaJon Snow, kunye namandla ka-Arya wokubulala abathunywa, kunye noDaenerys Targaryen beshiya iSlaver's Bay–
UBen: Tsk, tsk. I-Bay yeDragons. Hlaziya iimephu zakho ze-G, brah.
UVinnie: -Bay of Dragons ngasemva njenge-shitty ex-boyfriend ukuba ijongwe ngoyena mntu wayethandana naye… kodwa kuqala kufuneka sixoxe ngoCersei Lannister. Kufuneka sixoxe ngendlela endaweni yokuhlala phantsi kwetyala alinakuphumelela uCersei Lannister enxibe okomntu ohlonitshwe nguCenobite IHellraiser , ngokuzolileyo wazigalelela iwayini ebomvu ebomvu kwaye wavuthela ikota ye-King's Landing kwisiqingatha ukuya eFucksville.
Ndicinga ngokunyanisekileyo i-10 okanye imizuzu yokukhokelela kuqhushumbo lomlilo uphezulu apho kunye nezinye izinto endizithandayo Imidlalo yeethrone eyakha yaveliswa.
UBen: Ngokwenene ndinee-gripes ezimbalwa ngeli xesha lokugqibela kodwa ewe, lonto yayimangalisa. Imidlalo yeethrone ihlala ilula ngoluhlobo, umboniso womgama. Ufumana ukulandelelana kwamanyathelo amakhulu, ewe, kodwa intetho-enzima yokunxibelelana ihlala iqondile kangangokuba inokwenzeka eqongeni. Akukho kuhlelwa okuhle, umculo omncinci. Kodwa oku nje… kukusongela-luvo! Ndihleli ngamakrele ngobuso - amakrele amaninzi, ubuso obuninzi-kodwa ndiqhubeke ndema apha kuba bendinjalo ke egxininisekile. Kwakunje ngokuhamba komboniso oqhele ukuhamba ngesiqwenga ngesantya secrycinger. Kwakunjengokugunyaziswa kukuba le nto ingaziva ngathi Ufumene imizuzu elishumi elinesihlanu kwaye iyasebenza. Abo bantwana bancinci baya kuphila kumaphupha am amabi.
UVinnie: Ewe! Oko Iphantom yeOpera amanqaku -ass ayengekho- Imidlalo yeethrone -ngathi, kodwa ke yenza konke ukuba kungxamiseke ngakumbi kunayo nayiphi na imfazwe phakathi kwayo nayiphi na i-bastards. Ukususela kumzuzu uGregor Clegane wabeka isandla egxalabeni likaTommen kumqondiso wendalo iphela NGOKUBA KUYA PHANTSI, INKOSI ENKOSI.
UBen: Kwaye njengoko sifunde ngokulusizi esi siqendu, loo mfo uyabethabethana. Intlambo yeSilicon isalathiso.
UVinnie: Ukusuka kuloo mzuzu ukuya kowesibini u-Sparrow oMkhulu wavela waba yi-phoenix eluhlaza, yonke into yayinomgangatho ombi, onomdla ofana nephupha kuwo. Njengokuba sasisehla kanye kunye noLancel Lannister kwindawo endala, emnyama akukho mntu wachukumiseka kwiminyaka, engagcwaliswanga nganto ngaphandle komlilo kunye nokungcola kwaye ukufa kwakhe nabani na onesibindi sokuxelela uCersei Lannister ukuba akanakulala nomntakwabo. Kwakungathi Idrayivu kaMulholland exutywe ne Abantwana beMbona exutywe nodumo lomdlalo wentambo yefilimu emalunga nomtshato wombulo, ii-zombies zomkhenkce, kunye needragons. Owu, ndoda. Esi siphelo. Lo mboniso. Ingqondo yam. Umlilo wasendle. Owu, ndoda.
UBen: Lo undicaphukisa ngokunyanisekileyo. UMargaery Tyrell ngumlinganiswa wokuqala endizililela ngaye kule nkqubo yobudenge ukusukela ngo-Oberyn. Ukuba kukho enye iTyrell eyayifanele ukuyenza kunye nemvula yempindezelo eCersei, kufanelekile ukuba yayinguye!
Ewe ndiyayifumana. Kuyinyani: wadlala umdlalo kwaye waphulukana kodwa kum oko kufana nokubulala uSansa ngokumophula yomibini imilenze yakhe ekutsiba ukusuka kwiindonga zaseWinterfell kwisizini ephelileyo. Umxhuzulane uyinyani kodwa awunamdla… Yinkcitho le! UMargaery uwudlale kakuhle umdlalo, kwaye ekugqibeleni, amajoni ambalwa amthinteleyo kwaye uSparrow oPhakamileyo ukufumana i-cocky yiyo eyambulalayo. Oosolusapho, ndiyakuxelela.
UVinnie: Yinto entle u-Bran ekugqibeleni wamkela indima yakhe njenge-Raven-Eyed Raven, kuba sifumanise ukuba uTommen Baratheon akalunganga kubhabha. Ndayihleka kakhulu ngalo mzuzu apho uTommen wasusa khona isithsaba sakhe njengo Yeahhhhhh hayi, andisafuni nto. Emva koko ukuhleka kwam kwajika ngokukhawuleza kwathiwa OH UTHIXO ABANTU BANGABI NGOKUBA YI-WINDOW HAYI UMNYANGO.
UBen: USplat uya eTommen. UKing Landing wajika wasikwa nangakumbi kunokoqobo kunokubamba i-Hold-the-Door Hodor. IBrava kuloo, GRR Martin. Ndiyathanda ulungelelwaniso lukaCersei nonyana kaJaime ngokuzithandela etsibela ngaphandle ngefestile xa isono sabo santlandlolo - ngaphakathi komda wexesha lomboniso - besityhala unyana womnye umntu ngefestile.
UVinnie: Ngaba yayindim nje okanye uCersei wabonakala… engaqhelekanga angachaphazeleki kukusweleka kukaTommen? Ndiyathetha, ebesele edlulile… yintoni? Abantwana ababini abafileyo? Ntathu? Ndiphulukana nomkhondo wokuba ngowuphi umntana ongowakhe, ithini yonke into yokulalana.
UBen: Lowo yayingumfazi oqwengayo, uVincent. Thandaza kuThixo, awuzange ubone. UCersei uye waphambana. Yinto elula ngokwenene. Yonke le ntetho yobucwebecwebe yenziwe ngesandla, siyigungqisa ngapha nangapha kwaye siziculela iiMvula zaseCastemere kuye.
Ungumntu onkqonkqoza kumdlalo webhodi xa sele eza kuphulukana kwaye ecinga ukuba oko kuthetha ukuba uphumelele. Ngoku sineCersei Lannister engenabantwana banzima abashiye ukuthanda kunye nesihlalo sobukhosi esinye se-Iron. Ndoda, loluphi uphawu olukhulu endilonyanye kwaphela ngeyona ndlela.
UVinnie: Kwaye yena uyenzile Ndishiye nje iSepta itshixiwe emhadini ukuze ndikholelwe ukuba iphindwaphazanyiswa sisilo esikhulu sesilo, esinotyekelo lokwenza umntu ukuba azive ebanda kancinci ngokwasemphefumlweni.
UBen: … Ewe. Ibiyi… Ewe. Hayi, khumbula eli xesha kulo nyaka uphelileyo xa wonke umbukeli wayefuna uCersei aziphindezele emva kokunyamezela ukuhamba kwakhe? Ewe, unqwenela unikwe, bantu.
UVinnie: Kodwa mtshise kwaye umngcwabe apho u-Sept wayekhe wema khona wandifundela njengowona mzuzu wokugqibela endimthandayo-Joffrey-More.
UBen: * Lungisa i-B + kwiiglasi ze-Psych eziyi-103 * ICersei yinto nje emsulwa. Kukho impikiswano yokuba akamthandi ngokwenene uJaime okanye abantwana bakhe, kodwa wababona njengezandiso zakhe. Yiyo kanye loo nto ihambileyo. Konke okuseleyo ngamandla kunye ne-monster uthando lomama wakhe lwalusebenzisa ukucinezela. Kanye njengokuba imephu iqhubeka incipha (i-salaos i-Essos), ulungelelwaniso lomlinganiswa luya lulula nalo, ndiziva. Jaime: Ukuhlukunyezwa kakuhle. ICersei: Ububi. Ndicinga ukuba sigqibile ukudada egrey apho.
UVinnie: Ke… izinto ezimbalwa zenzekile eMantla, huh? Kuqala kwinto zonke, ndiyakuthanda ukubanamaStark emva eWinterfell. Ivakala nje… akunjalo?
Ngokwenyani, isahlulo esikhulu sesi siqendu besinethuba lokuba sibe sisangqa esisicaba, sijonga itoni yoonobumba abaziswe ixesha elide emva kwexesha elinye kubethwa umlilo, sibuyele kwimbambano eyomeleleyo yokuba ngubani oza kuhlala isitulo esikhombayo esibulala ngokoqobo wonke umntu osifunayo, kwaye sinama-stoic, indoda ehloniphekileyo kunye neyomeleleyo, i-badass redhead ehleli etafileni ephezulu yaseWinterfell. Ngoku, zenzekile nje ukuba babe ngabantakwabo, ke loo nto ibeka isuntswana lokungathandeki kwizinto kodwa hey, oku kunjalo Imidlalo yeethrone. I-Incity Twist ngulo mngqungqo womdaniso, usana.
Kwakukho imiboniso emithathu eyandishiya ndidiniwe ngokwasemphefumlweni, nangona kunjalo, zonke zenzeka ngaphakathi okanye kufutshane nomxholo webali laseMantla. Eyokuqala, kwaye icace gca, luhambo lukaBran ngexesha lokufumanisa eyona nto igqwesileyo emhlabeni - uJon Snow, ngunyana kaLyanna Stark noRhaegar Targaryen.
UBen: Ndiyathetha, ngokwenene, ngaba kufuneka ahlebe? Ngaba kukho mntu uthile, kwenye indawo, owaphosa imagi yakhe waza wakhamisa isiqaqa ebusweni bukaJon?
UVinnie: Umama, mhlawumbi. Wothuka ngokulula kwaye uyithatha nzulu le nto.
Kananjalo, nditsho ukuba kuyacaca oko akuthethi ukuba lo mbono awundonakalisanga ngokwam kwinqanaba eliqhelekileyo eligcinelwe ukusweleka kwezigebenga ezizizimumu. Ndithembise, uNed ngumgca endiwubonileyo, weva, kwaye wafunda amaxesha aliwaka kodwa ukuwuva ngokuvakalayo? Ezi Starks, ndoda. Olu sapho lusizi lweesile. I-Starks kunye ne-Skywalkers kufuneka bahlangane kwisidlo sasemini ngolunye usuku kwaye bathelekise amanqaku ngendlela imicimbi yosapho enokuthi ilonakalise ngayo ilizwe kuye wonke umntu.
UBen: Ndingumntu ofunxa abantu abaza kufa, besithi abafuni kufa. Ichaphazela nje ngokwenene.
UVinnie: Ndandiwuthanda naloo ndawo incinci noJon noSansa, abalinganiswa ababini abangatshintshiswanga igama elinye ukusukela ngeli xesha lonyaka, phezulu eluphahleni lweWinterfell. Kwakulula, kodwa ilula yayifuneka kakhulu kwisiqendu apho, andiqinisekanga ukuba siyikhankanyile le nto, uCersei Lannister wavuthela abantu abayi-1 000 kunye namazulu okwenyani.
Kwafika ihlungulu kwindawo yokuhlala. IRaven emhlophe. Ubusika bulapha.
Ewe, utata wayesoloko ethembisa andithi?
Kutheni ndingothukanga nje uJon Snow ehlaziyiwe?
UBen: Kulungile, ngaba ndiyaphazama okanye khange siqale sifumane amahlungulu amhlophe kwiSizini 2? UTyrion wayeqala ukubuyela eKing's Landing kwaye wangena kwintlanganiso yeBhunga elincinci apho uPycelle (laa pincushion kulutsha oluntsonkothileyo) wenza enye. Ke, yintoni, ngoku ubusika NGOKWENENE buza? Dibanisa uluhlu lwakho lokuposa kunye, iCitadel. Akukho mntu uthanda ukufumana iikopi.
UVinnie: Into eyahluke mpela - uDavos Seaworth wazuza igama lakhe lesidlaliso seOnion Knight kuba loo mfo zise iinyembezi . Ngamanye amaxesha lihlazo kwimiboniso emikhulu, ngokudibeneyo Iitrone le midlalo mincinci yokuma njengeLiam Cunningham efakwe apha ubukhulu becala ayihoywa. Uyathenga ukuba uDavos wayefuna ukuzisa isandla sobulungisa esine-nubby ezantsi eMelisandre kwalapho, kuba uyalibala phakathi kwendlela awabhubha ngayo uShireen ngelo xesha lesihlanu wasebenza nzima ukufumana olo lwalamano wayenalo noDavos. Wamfundisa ukufunda. Akakhange abuyele ebusweni bakhe obothusayo. Ibiyi ndiyathandeka, Kwaye uMelisandre wabeka umdlalo kuyo ngendlela efanekisayo kodwa nangendlela eyayitshisa intombazana encinci.
UBen: Jonga, kuyo yonke indawo kwihlabathi batshisa amantombazana amancinci. Unyanisile uMelisandre; khange anike myalelo. UStannis noSelyse benjenjalo. Ukujika uMelisandre kubonakala nje, andazi, simahla? Ukhohlise kakhulu kweli xesha lonyaka. Akukho monakalo ngokuba naye nje. Kananjalo, ngekhe wazi ukuba ungadinga amakhowa aluhlaza, Jon.
UVinnie: Kwakukho i-mileage enkulu enkulu egutyungelwe lixesha elifutshane elingenangqondo ngeli thuba, eyona nto ibalaseleyo yayi-Varys. Kuyabonakala ukuba ukuba lithenwa kukwenza ukuba ubambe umoya ngakumbi okanye into kuba loo mfo wabhabha phakathi kukaMeereen noDorne wabuya kwakhona ukuze aqiniseke ukuba umpu wokugqibela wesiqendu wawenziwe kakuhle.
UBen: Ngokungafaniyo noLittlefinger kunye neengubo zakhe ezininzi ezenziwe ngefenitshala, uVarys ngokwembali wayengumhambi osebenza kakuhle. Uyakhumbula xa wayeshiya iKing's Landing ngeTyrion ngokuqhwanyaza kweliso kuba iintsimbi zaqala ukukhala? … Izalamane ezibulala izalamane, amagqwirha awayemthena ngaphambili: indoda ipakisha ngokukhawuleza nangokufanelekileyo kwaye idlula kwiindawo zokujonga ngokuqhwanyaza kweliso.
UVinnie: Kodwa makhe siqwalasele u-Arya ngomzuzwana, ilizwe lakhe eli-hopping andikhathali kangako. Ndiyathetha, elinye ibali libali elifana noMdaniso kunye neeDragons, ngokusisiseko uGeorge RR Martin echaza ngokweenkcukacha inyathelo ngalinye iTyrion eliya eMeereen. Ngokuqinisekileyo unesiqendu esipheleleyo esichaza ngokungqongqo inkampu yomlenze. Sika indoda ephakathi, nditsho. Okanye ubuso bakhe, ubuncinci. Ndiyayithanda into yokuba bekukho intlawulo eyiyo kuWalder Frey emane eyibetha ngobumfama i-esile yayo nayiphi na intombazana ekwishumi elivisayo efika ngaphakathi kwengalo, nokuba yintombi, inkosikazi, i-waitress, okanye umntu ofuna ukubulala impindezelo u-Arya Stark.
UBen: Ewe, kukho… Kuninzi okwenzekayo ngo-Arya, akunjalo? Eli xesha lonyaka liqinisekisile ukuba asizukufumana i-Lady Stoneheart kwaye kujongeka ngathi u-Arya uza kuba nomoya wempindezelo ye-Stark kwii-Riverlands. Kwaye ukubhaka ii-pie ze-Frey. Kwaye mhlawumbi ukuphinda uhlangane / ukhokele uMzalwana ngaphandle kweZibhengezo kunye nomdaka wakhe omdala wasekhohlo, uHound. Kubonakala ngathi iyaphikisana negama lam ngu-Arya Stark waseWinterfell kwaye ndiya ekhaya ndithembise okokugqibela… Bekungafanelanga ukuba sele esiya emantla ngoku esazi ukuba uSansa noJon babuyele eWinterfell?
(Kwakhona, wabulala loo ntombazana ukuba atshintshe ubuso bakhe.)
UVinnie: Ndiyazi ukuba uCersei ngoyena wabeka icawe yonke igcwele ngabantu ngomlilo, kodwa yayingu-Olenna Tyrell owayesosa izidenge ngenene apha. Ngubani igama lakho kwakhona? UBarbara? Kumnandi kakhulu ukuzazi Imidlalo yeethrone ’Ababhali basabela kubaphulaphuli kwicebo labo laseDorne. Babeka iinyoka zesanti ecaleni kwexesha lonyaka lonke, emva koko bababuyisa ukuba u-Olenna ababize ngokungabalulekanga. Laa mfazi ufumanise nje ukuba uninzi losapho lwakhe lufa kabuhlungu kuqhushumbe lomlilo wasendle, kwaye usabeka ixesha ecaleni ukuze afane nolwe yeah ukuba iDorne subplot eqinisekile ayizifezekisanga izilindelo. Ufana nezimvo ezincamisayo kwiReddit eze kubomi obuzukileyo.
UBen: Ukuthetha ngokufumana abasebenzi abafutshane, abaphezulu kuLoras Tyrell owangcungcuthekiswa esiseleni kathathu okwexesha likaCersei- Ndifuna ukuthi kufutshane neenyanga ezisixhenxe kumdlalo wexesha we-wonky-ehlazisiwe esidlangalaleni, etyhafile, emva koko wagalela uyaphila. Baze nendlela emnandi yokufa kunasezandleni zomntu ogama linguBolton.
.HBO
UVinnie: Kodwa okwangoku, imigca izotyelwe ixesha elizayo, huh? Simanyene uMntla, ngokuchasene nomanyano lweDorne-Highgarden olumanyano olubonakala ngathi luhleli neDaenerys, ngokuchasene neLannisters eyahlulekileyo ekhokelwa nguCersei-oguqukileyo. Emva koko wongeze loo mkhosi uyinkathazo wesihogo esingafanga ekutshatyalalisweni koluntu kumxube, kwaye lelo lixesha elimnandi lesityu esixhenxe kanye apho. Udibanisa oko kwaye ukhanyise umdlalo kwaye ngaphezulu kwesinye se-Sept siyonakala. Amakhosi amakhwenkwe aya kutsiba ngaphandle kweefestile kuyo yonke indawo.
UBen: Musa ukulibala i-Euron The Underwhelming; Ndicinga ukuba uzokuma ecaleni neLannisters ngoku ukuba inkuku yakhe enkulu ikhululwe.
UVinnie: Yintoni enye esinokukhangela phambili kuyo? Ukuza eMzantsi yiDaenerys, izisa iidragons ezintathu ezikhule ngokupheleleyo kunye netoni yeDothraki. (Ndifuna, ubuncinci, iiyure ezintathu ezinikezelwe kwixesha elizayo ngendlela ezoyikeka ngayo izikhephe iDothraki).
UBen: Ke, kakhulu andinakuthatha izikumkani ezisixhenxe ngaphandle kwakho, Jorah. I-LOL, JK, ndishiye ilizwekazi nazo zonke iinqanawa ezifanelekileyo. Kodwa ngethamsanqa ngomhlaza wakho wolusu kunye nengxubevange, ndiya kuyithanda yonke imifanekiso yakho kwi-Instagram. XOXO, DS
UVinnie: Bajongise ngqo kusapho lakwaLannister olubonakala lomelele njengakuqala, ude ubone ukuba ujonge ubuso bukaJaime obukhalayo ndibabethe abantu ngento encinci kunale.
UBen: Ewe, uJaime ngokucacileyo ubulala uCersei. Kuya kuba lide, kuthathe ixesha kwaye ekugqibeleni, uyakuyenza ukugcina i-2/3 eseleyo ye-King's Landing okanye enye into, kodwa ayikho enye indlela yokufa kwakhe ngaphandle kwesandla sakhe. Andikholelwa ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba uCersei ushiyeke ngaphezu kwexesha. Isimilo sakhe somelele kwaye saxhonywa ngaphandle kokulungiswa.
I-Lannisters ngokwenene ayinamandla. Phantse zizinja eziphantsi kweli nqanaba. Wonke umntu uyazi ukuba uCersei uphambene, uJaime waqhawula isivumelwano sabo kunye neeFreys, kwaye wonke umntu osuka eDorne ukuya eHighgarden uyabazonda. Ilungu labo elisisidenge lisetroneni.
UVinnie: Phezulu eMantla, ngaba ndiphosakele okanye besifumana ukuhlekiswa UKUMKANI EMZANTSI: IMFAZWE YOLUNTU ? Ngelixa umyalezo kaLittlefinger ongonwabisiyo-njengesihogo Tinder wazifihla njengokuqhuba kwezopolitiko wakhawuleza wagxothwa nguSansa, ndiyakholelwa ukuba ukwazile ukuthunga imbewu encinci yamathandabuzo kwingqondo kaSansa malunga nokuba ngubani ofanele ukuhlala entloko kwitafile yaseStark.
UBen: UThixo, ndiyithiyile, ndiyayithiya, ndiyithiyile le ndawo izayo. I-Starks kufanele ukuba yahlukile. Ndiyamcaphukela uJon nentombazana yam uSansa bewela kwindawo encinci yamandla ngenxa nje yokuba ukunxanwa kukaLittlefinger kusondela.
UVinnie: Oko kuyenza ibe ngumbimbi ngakumbi ukuba uJon ayisiyiyo kuphela iStark esemthethweni, kodwa nesiqingatha seTargaryen ngokunjalo. Le ndoda inawo onke amabango. Ngapha koko, ubuyile kwabafileyo, njengomntu owayefunda kwisikolo samaKatolika, ndiyaqonda ukuba badla ngokulungisa abantu kwaye batyhafile.
UBen: Ndiyazi, ndinomdla wokwenene wokuba iTargaryen ekuyo iza kungena njani, kuba njengendodana yonyana kaMad King, naye ongazange anyukele emandleni, ungowesibini ngobuchwephesha kuDany. Nangona kunjalo, kwakhona, umthetho wokulandelelana uyaphambana kweli lizwe. Umrhanelwa ophambili wokubulawa kukaKumkani wangaphambili - umfazi ongekho ngaphantsi - unokunyuka aye esihlalweni sobukhosi ukuba ubulala bonke abanye abangena ezihlangwini zakhe phaya, ngubani owaziyo?
UVinnie: Ukuba bekuya kwi-Tumblr Gif-caps zehlabathi, besizokuphosa uLyanna Mormont kuSihlalo oPhakamileyo we-Iron simyeke alawule iiKumkani ezisixhenxe nge-sass preubescent esulungekileyo.
UBen: Ngaba ngenene uza kundenza ndifike kwirekhodi kwaye uyitsho? Ngaba uza kubeka emngciphekweni usapho lwam kunye nabantu obathandayo ngaloo ndlela xa igama lisasazeka kwi-intanethi? Kulungile: Andinakumisa ukuma kukaLyanna Mormont. Pha. Uhamba meme. Umzala wam uOliver kwaye sigqithile kuyo. Ngalo lonke ixesha umntu esabelana nge-GIF yakhe, ngalo lonke ixesha efumana i-ZOMG ye-listicle ehlengahlengisa izakhelo ezilishumi elinine anazo kwiscreen, ndiyancwina. Akukho nto ngokuchasene nomdlali weqonga, ngokucacileyo, kodwa yonke into malunga neekeke lakhe lokudelela izihlwele ze-intanethi.
Akanyamezeleki kwaye ndiyayithiya into yokuba i-intanethi iyayikhupha nje. I-badassery efanayo esiyibonileyo kubalinganiswa abanjengoBrienne, uDany, uArya noSansa - bayazi, abalinganiswa boqobo- bahluthwe umxholo ohanjiswe kuthotho lwee-GIF kwaye ndingaphezu kwawo. Hayi, intanethi: ngaba ulahlekelwa yinto yakho ngenxa yokuba umntwana oneminyaka eli-10 ubudala wathetha ngeempumlo? Ngaba uyiZOMG yakho, yonke into ngoku? Ulula kangakanani?
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Ndiyaxolisa. Andazi ukuba ivelaphi ... Ngokwenyani, ndiyayenza. Intliziyo. Kwavela entliziyweni, uVincent. Thixo, uyanya njengomlinganiswa.
UVinnie: Ewe, kujongeka ngathi umntu ufuna i-stern elungileyo ethetha nayo ukusuka kwintombazana eneminyaka eli-12 ubudala egutyungelwe ngoboya beengcuka. Ndincoma ukuya eBushwick.
Ukuthetha ngabantu abancancisayo njengophawu: I-Euron Greyjoy. Into encinci eyathethwa nguJon endiyifumene inomdla. Ngokuphathelele uKumkani wobusuku: Akayi kulinda isiphepho. Uzisa isaqhwithi. Ayisiyiyo… le nto ithethwe ngu-Euron Greyjoy ngaye ngaphambi kokuphosa umntakwabo kwibhulorho yentambo? Andizikhuphi naziphi na izimvo ze-tinfoil malunga ne-Euron kunye neKing Night's King ngokufanayo umntu (… ngaphandle kokuba ukule nto? Hayi?)
UBen: …Intoni? Hayi andi ungene lonto. Ndingalufumana ulongamelo lomhleli apha? Hayi, Vincent. Le yiDaario = indawo yakwaBhenjamin. Sibonile imvelaphi yoKumkani woBusuku kwiscreen, ngenxa kaThixo!
UVinnie: IDaario = Indawo yakwaBhenjamin yindawo endihlala kuyo, uBen. Yeyam eyeShadowlands yobuqu yokuphoxeka rhoqo. Sibambe umngcwabo weCleganebowl kamva namhlanje, ukuba ungayenza.
Kodwa ngokungathí sina, ndiyabazi bobabini uGeorge RR Martin kunye nababonisi be-Double D kolu ngcelele bayazithanda ngokufana nangokufanekisela kwangaphambili. Intshayelelo yakhe eyoyikekayo ecaleni, ngaba likho ithuba lokuba i-Euron Greyjoy ibe yinto embi embi kunokuba besicinga?
UBen: I-Euron Greyjoy yayiyi-clunker yonke indlela, ndiyoyika. Ndizomshiya negumbi lokuphucula isizini ezayo, kodwa ukusebenza kwakhe apha ibingu-D-. Into engaqhelekanga kuba uGeorge uqhubeka nokukhupha izahluko ezonyusa ububi bakhe kalishumi. Unophondo olukwazi ukuqeqesha iidragons, izixhobo zeValyrian, kwaye uzilungiselela njengokubala okwenyani… Ngubani owaziyo? Mhlawumbi uya kufumana umbulali wokubulala okwenyani ngexesha lesi-7.
UVinnie: Yho shit, ndikhumbula nje uSam esiya kwiiHogwarts!
UBen: Banokutyala kakhulu uJK ezinye iirhafu kuloo mntu. Leyo yayiyiHogwarts ethe tye. Akukho nto yokongeza apho, ngokwenene. Iincwadi kunye nelizwi-ngaphezulu ziyeza. Ngaba uqaphele ukuba ivili le-sundial intoy evela kwimiboniso yokuvula ixhonywe ngokupheleleyo kulenga kwilayibrari? I-Narf, ndizimisele kanzima.
UVinnie: Wow, ubambe kakhulu. Uqeshwe ngokusemthethweni ukuba uze uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde usebenzise Andikwazi kulinda!
