Zosia Mamet okqhubekayo Amantombazana .UGeoff Johnson / HBO Sivula uHana emotweni, sifundela umama wakhe incwadana yokubuyela umva enesihloko esithi Spring Queening. Oku ngokuzenzekelayo kuvakala ngathi kukuphazamiseka, ngakumbi xa uHana echaza isiganeko njengethuba lokubhiyozela ukuba ngumfazi ohlukeneyo. Kodwa, ngendlela engaqhelekanga, umama kaHana nguye ozama ukumqinisekisa intomba ukuhamba naye! Ngoba? Usizana olunguMama Horvath luzama ukuthatha isigqibo sokuba ufuna ngokwenene uqhawulo-mtshato, kwaye ukuba ufuna ukuchitha ubomi bakhe bonke etshate nendoda eyindoda. Kuba, kuyabonakala ukuba, basabelana ngesondo. KANYE kungcono kunangaphambili. Ewe, iyadida. Akumangalisi ukuba afune ixesha lokuba yedwa!
Sika kuShosh usebenza kweyona ndawo intle emhlabeni, okanye ubuncinci eJapan- ikhefi yekati. UYoshi ulapho ukuze achithe isidlo sakhe sasemini kunye naye. Kubonakala ngathi bayathandana ngoku, kuba uye wamanga uShosh esidleleni xa emnka. Kwaye ngubani oza emva kwakhe? UAbhigali, umphathi waseMelika osandula ukugxotha uShosh emsebenzini wakhe wamaphupha! Okokuqala, uAbhigali uyaxolisa ngokuthatha i-dildo enesipiksi kwaye uyixhome emngxunyeni wentliziyo yakho. Itshiwo kakuhle. Okothusayo kukuba uShosh ulungile ukuba ugxothiwe. Usabuthanda ubomi baseJapan, kwaye uzimisele ukubonisa uAbhigali ngeenxa zonke. Ngumoya lowo!
Kwindawo yokwamkela abantu kwiziko lokubuyela emva, uHana uzimisele ukuhlala engacacanga. Uxolo, kutheni? Ukubuyela umva kwenzelwe ukukhupha isithixokazi sakho seyoga yangaphakathi, nokuba ungaziva usisiyatha kwaye uncool kangakanani. Ukanti uHana ucatshukiswa nje kukuba akakwazi ukusebenzisa ifowuni yakhe.
Kamva ngobo busuku, bebodwa egumbini labo, umama kaHana uchitha inyani enzima: UHana akafuni ukuba kunye noFran kuba akakwazi ukuphatha umntu onobubele kuye. Ewe. Endaweni yokujika ibe yingxabano njengoko bendikulindele, umzali-oyintombazana omnandi okwenyani uyenzeka! Kuyavela, uMama Horvath ukhathazekile ukuba umtshato wakhe onengxaki waphazamisa ubudlelwane bukaHana namadoda. Kodwa, uHana umxelela ukuba ayinyani kwaphela. Ukusuka kwinkangeleko yobuso bakhe, kuyacaca ukuba ukhululeke kanjani umama wakhe kukuyiva loo nto.
Kwaye ngoku ngokuchaseneyo nomama-intombi yomzuzwana, uJesa noAdam bayayenza. Kunzima. Xa sele eza kugqiba, u-Jessa uxelela uAdam ukuba agqibe ngaphakathi kuye, emva koko enze ngathi uyaphambana ngathi umithisile. Unxibe isiponji, kulungile. (Ngubani onxibe isiponji?) Imivumbo eyahlukeneyo yabantu abahlukeneyo. Emva koko, kulonwabo lwabo lwasemva komtshato, u-Jessa wehla iindaba zokuba udadewabo uzakuba sedolophini kwisidlo sangokuhlwa. Kubonakala ngathi uAdam sele eza kudibana nosapho!
Emuva ekuphumeni, uHana kunye nomama wakhe benza uthotho lokuziqhelanisa nokuzithemba. Ukuhamba-hamba kunye nokukhokela kunye nomama wabo. Ukuziva ngamatyholo ngelixa uvalwe amehlo. Kwaye, ngasizathu sithile, uHana ucinga ukuba kufanelekile ukunyuka ngesuti yokuqubha? Okokugqibela, ushiya umama wakhe olihlwempu yedwa kwaye maxa wambi notata wakhe. Ewe kunjalo, unemizuzwana emibini kuphela de iqela labamama beyoga limnike iliso lasecaleni kwaye kufuneka ayibeke kude ifowuni yakhe.
Ukuhamba ngezitrato zaseJapan, u-Abigail wehla enye i-liner emangalisayo: Ndivakalelwa ngathi ndihamba kwilungu lobufazi likaKaty Perry. Emva koko, uShosh ubazisa kwi-spa apho bafaka iinyawo zabo etankini apho iintlanzi zithambisa ulusu lwakho olufileyo. Ewe, bafana, yinto yokwenene leyo.
Okwangoku, uHana ungena kwincoko malunga noFran kunye nomntu obhinqileyo otya amajikijolo eGoji. Umfazi o-superfood ucinga ukuba abantu abalungileyo bazifihle nje ngaphakathi. Emva koko, unika ingcebiso emnandi endiza kuyinika bonke abahlobo bam ukusukela ngoku: Uyathandeka kakhulu ukuba ungaba kunye nomfana ongalunganga. Kuyabonakala ukuba, oku kunika uHana isityholo sokuba kufuneka onwabele ukubuyela umva, kuba ngoku uyadanisa nabanye asebenza nabo, enxibe ibra yezemidlalo, kwaye eyigungqisa ngokushiya ngokungakhathali.
Ngelixa kuqhubeka oku, u-Jessa ulungiselela uAdam kwisidlo sangokuhlwa kunye nodadewabo. Imvelaphi nje encinci: UMinerva walala noJesa utata. Ngubani ongadibananga naye ngokobuchwephesha, kodwa NANGOKO. Kutheni le nto u-Jessa kubonakala ngathi ucinga ukuba oku kulungile? UAdam, kwelinye icala, ukhutshiwe ngokufanelekileyo- ngakumbi xa uJansa emnika imvume yokuntywila udadewabo.
Kumhlaba wokubuyela umva, onke amanenekazi aqhayisa nge-low-cal-low, ityuwa esezantsi, ukutya okunamafutha asezantsi abakutyileyo kwezinye iiaspas. Gag. Ke, uHana uqhankqalaza eyokutya isonka esisezantsi-carb esivela kwi-buffet. Ke goji berry umfazi uyamfumana kwaye ubuza ukuba angamolula na uHana. UHannah, nangona exelelwe ngumama wakhe ukuba akanako ukuzibeka ngokwasemphefumlweni okanye ngokomoya, uyavuma. Ngokukhawuleza, bakwi-sauna, kwaye uHana ulinganisela ngaphezulu kwale milenze yomfazi ishushu kakhulu. Emva kwemizuzu embalwa uwa, kwaye abo bafazi babini bayagigitheka nemizimba yabo icinezelwe omnye komnye. Ewe, bayazenza- kwaye uHana wonakalisa imo yomzimba ngokuthi zange walala nomntu obhinqileyo. Kodwa ngandlela thile, isasebenza.
Okwangoku, uMama Horvath uthetha namanye amanenekazi malunga nokuba kutheni bekwindawo yokubuyela umva. Umgca ogqwesileyo: Ndiyakuthanda ukungatshatanga. Ndinike nje incwadi elungileyo kunye nebhotile yewayini, kwaye ke unayo. Intsasa efanelekileyo. Okwangoku, xa umama kaHana esithi ukhona kuba wafumanisa nje ukuba umyeni wakhe ulifanasini, abanye bayigxotha ngokupheleleyo ingxaki. Yintoni i gwenxa nabo? Omnye uthi, ndiza kubulala umyeni wesini.
Kwi-sauna, uHana kufuneka ayibize ngokuba iyayeka ngelixa esihla kumfazi weyoga. Kushushu kakhulu kulaa sauna. Ke, i-bendy iyazigqiba, ingxola, ngelixa uHana ebeka iimpahla zakhe kwakhona. Xa edlala, uqala ukukhala. Kulungile… oku kunzima.
Kwaye isidlo sangokuhlwa sosapho lakwaJessa. Udadewabo uyachaza ukuba ingxowa-mali yakhe yetrasti ayibalwa njengengeniso, ukuze akwazi ukufumana ukhuseleko lwentlalo. Vomit. Nangona kunjalo kuyamangalisa ukuba, u-Jessa akamthuki udadewabo, njengokuba ebeya kwenza omnye umntu emhlabeni. Kukhawuleza kubonakale ukuba kutheni. UJesa ufuna imali kudadewabo ukuze aye esikolweni ukuze abe ngugqirha. Ewe, uMinerva ucinga ukuba u-Jessa akazukuthweswa izidanga, kuba akazange azinikele kuyo nantoni na ebomini bakhe. Okwangoku, uAdam akanakunceda kodwa ongeze kuloo Jessa umhle umnyama wobungqingili, ubuqili kunye nokuzithoba. Ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo akuyonyani, kodwa luvakalelo olumnandi. Inkwenkwana yalatha kuwe, Adam. Ngaphandle kokuba ethatha inyathelo eliya phambili ngokuthi HE uza kusihlawulela isikolo sakhe. Ewe, shit. Oko kwakungalindelwanga. Kwaye mhlawumbi inyathelo likude kakhulu kwinqanaba lokuzibophelela kubudlelwane. Kodwa ungumdlali weqonga. Unomdla. Yintoni enye esinokuyilindela?
Kwindawo ye-sushi, u-Yoshi uthi uyazingca ngokuba uShosh afunde okuninzi malunga neJapan. Kwaye ... ukuba ufuna ukuba adibane nomakhulu wakhe. Kwaye kuya kufuneka baphulukane nobunyulu babo omnye komnye. Lololol ukuba ucinga ukuba uShosh uyintombi enyulu. Kuyaqondakala ukuba, xa uYoshi ehamba esiya kwindlu yangasese, uShosh uyalila kwaye uvuma kuAbhigali ukuba ukhumbula ekhaya. Ulihlwempu umfazi.
Kwindawo ebuyayo, uMama Horvath uxelela uHana ukuba uthathe isigqibo sokuhlala notata wakhe. Ke, kumzuzu omkhulu wokuxhaswa ngothando, uHana ubala naye, ndicinga ukuba niyandinyanzela.
Siphela ngoShosh, sihamba kwisitalato esingenanto sifakwe imiqondiso eqaqambileyo, kwisinxibo esidibanisa nenkcubeko ngokugqibeleleyo- kodwa ubuso obuthi ufuna ngamandla ukubuyela eMelika.
