Ngokwenyani andinakho ngalo mboniso. Ngokwenene. (ifoto: E!)
Ndivukile namhlanje ekuseni ndazisusa ebhedini, ndinethemba lokuba akukho nto ibubudenge okanye ukonakalisa uluntu okwenzekileyo njengoko ndalala. Ngelishwa, iindaba zokuqala endizifumene kukuba uKris Jenner kunye no-E! Ityikitye isivumelwano sokugcina Ukugcina kunye neKardashians emoyeni kumaxesha onyaka amane, ukuya kwi- $ 100 yezigidi . Ngoku, i-100 yezigidi yimali eninzi. Umthombo wam undixelela ukuba yimali engaphezulu ebendinethemba lokuyenza ebomini. Umthombo ngu mama wam. Uyakhathazeka.
Ngokukhawuleza, ndaceba ukubhala eli qhekeza elipheleleyo malunga nesivumelwano esihlekisayo, kunye nendlela i-milleniums ukusuka ngoku kubabhali-mbali abaya kwalatha ngalo mzuzu kanye njengokuwa kwempucuko yaseNtshona kuphela, kodwa noluntu njengoko sisazi. Kodwa ke ndaqonda ukuba andinako, kuba andikaze ndibone nakanye Ukugcina kunye neeKardashians . Mhlawumbi i… ayimbi kangako? Mhlawumbi ixabisa i-100 yezigidi zeedola? Ke, ndiyenzile kanye loo nto. Ndibukele isiqendu esinye (1) se-KUWTK, esinesihloko esithi A Thailand Vacation, Part 2. Kwenzeke ntoni kwiCandelo 1? Andazi, ndavuma kuphela kwisiqendu esinye. Kodwa le yinto endiyibonileyo.
Andizukuphinda ndiphinde isiganeko esinye esenzeke kwinxalenye yesibini yohambo lwaseKardashians oluya eThailand, kuba owayengumhleli wethu weendaba zosasazo / ingcali yeTV yangoku yokwenyani uSarah Devlin wayesele eyenzile loo ntlonipho ngaphezu kokuba bendinethemba. Makhe siye ngaphaya kwemivimbo ebanzi ngokukhawuleza okukhulu, apho kukho ukungqubana ezintathu eziphambili.
Ungquzulwano lokuqala, uKendall noKylie balahlekile, kwaye le yi isivumelwano esikhulu , ngaphandle kwenyani akukho mntu uqaphele kude kube kungcono phakathi kwisidlo sakusasa. Asinalo ixesha lesidlo sakusasa! igongqongqo laselwandle laseKardashians likamama liyangxola xa lifunda ngokunyamalala kwentombi yalo encinci, kodwa sele igqibile. Igcwele manhunt okulandelayo, okubonakala kungafuneki kuba kusekwe ekuphenduleni komntu wonke uKendall noKylie sele befile kwaye betshutshiswa ngabaphangi baseThailand. Kwanasemva kokuba amantombazana ethumele uKim umfanekiso obonisa ukuba, phofu, bayaphila kwaye benza izinto eziqhelekileyo zeholide, wonke umntu usaphambene. Luhlobo luni lweprank egulayo le? omde uyagquma. Kwaye, ngokunyanisekileyo, andinakukwazi nokuchaza ubushushu bam xa bebafumene befumana nje ukuphululwa, kuba yonke le nto ithathe imizuzu engama-20. Lo ngumboniso wenyani ku-E!. Ngaba ngekhe babenabo ubuncinci kubo bezama iziyobisi zaseThailand okanye enye into.
Impixano yesibini, kukho yonke le nto apho uKim-umntakwabo kaKim efumana ibhoner ngenxa yokuba engena kuye etshintsha. Kukho ixesha elininzi elinikezelwe kule nto. Ixesha elininzi, kwaye phantse i-100 yezigidi zeedola. Ncwina.
Ingxabano yesithathu, uKhloe, endandibhekisa kuye njengowona mde, ujikeleze nje ngenxa yokuba usapho lwakhe oloyikisayo lusebenza kakubi ekhefini, ngelixa umntakwabo oxinezelekileyo esekhaya. Kutheni edandathekile? Ukuba ludandatheko lokwenyani, ndiziva ngokwenyani ngalo mfo. Kodwa ukuba ludandatheko lwaseKardashian, oluquka ukuthi OKU KUNGONWABI NGOKU njengoko ubhexa emanzini e-crystalline uye kumhlaba ongaphantsi komhlaba, ke akukho luvelwano. Kodwa lonke olu xinzelelo losapho lukhokelela kolu tshintsho lulandelayo:
Khloe: Kutheni ungayi kuthatha ezinye iiselfie?
UKim: Ndiyenzela uKanye .
Kwimeko apho ubuzibuza, ukukhankanywa nje kwegama likaKhan West yayikuphela kwexesha endandonwabile ngokwenene. Ndamlindela ukuba abonakale kwisikhephe esikhawulezileyo ngqo emva kwetafile yesidlo sangokuhlwa kwii-aviator shades kwaye engenayo ihempe athi, yall rang? Kodwa oko akwenzekanga. Endaweni yokuba, omnye wabaselula uthi kamva, emva komlo, ndandisele ndiza kuba ngathi, 'He, uyadlala?' Wayengekho njalo, nangona. Uyayazi indawo yakhe.
Emva koko kukho ukukhala, okujongeka njengokuvuza okufuna ukugcinwa kuKris Jenner, kwaye isiqendu siyaphela.
Ke, uthabathe ntoni kuyo yonke le nto? Ewe kuqala, ndingade ndithethe ngale nto ndiyibonileyo, kodwa ndikuvileyo. Lo mboniso ulisikizi kulwimi lwesiNgesi. Ukuba ukuthetha kwale mihla kubulele igama ngokoqobo, lo mboniso wawurhola ngomkhonto kwaye wahleka njengoko usifa kancinci. Andiqondi ukuba kukho umntu phakathi kwabo owaziyo ukuba kuthetha ukuthini. Lindani, ubufazi bam boqobo buxhonyiwe, utshilo uKim ngaxa lithile. Oko… akusondelanga nokusondela. Akunjalo nalapho igama liya khona! Ngaba kukho ubufazi bokomfuziselo obuphaya ngaphandle kwenye indawo? Yima, Ngaba uKanye lilungu lobufazi?
Enye into, iyandothusa indlela ohlelwe ngayo ngokucacileyo lo mboniso ukubonisa uKim Kardashian. Ngaba akuyiyo malunga ne-10,000 degrees eThailand? Njani na yena ukubila? Njengokubila ngokoqobo?
Ngokubanzi, ndaziva ngathi ndinesithsaba sokwenza ulonwabo kule nzame, kodwa ubukhulu becala lo mboniso yi-100% yokugcoba. Ininzi kuphela into endinokubukela kuyo abantu bebandezeleka kwenye yezona ndawo zintle emhlabeni, besenza nje iingxaki ezingafunekiyo ukuqinisekisa ukuba iikhamera zifile kukudinwa bubushushu kwaye azidiki. Kunzima ngakumbi ukwenza nomphefumlo wobuso bokuzalwa bokuqala bukaKris Jenner ojikeleza egxalabeni lam kunye nokusebeza i-100 yezigidi zeedola endlebeni yam.
Kukwakho nenxalenye encinci yam engenakunceda kodwa ukuchukumiseka. Ewe, bendithetha xa ndisithi lo mboniso woyike kakhulu. Lo mboniso wandinika isifo esosulelayo. Kubi, ngandlela zonke zegama. Kodwa, ndiyaphinda ndithi, umntu othile uhlawule nje yonke imali eyi-yachts ukuze ayigcine emoyeni amaxesha amane ngaphezulu. Kukho into encomekayo ngaphakathi enokuthi igcine iinzipho zayo ezicoliweyo zitshone nzulu kwinkcubeko, nangona iyifektri yenkunkuma engenamphefumlo. Uwuxelisa njani loo nto? Ngaba ndimele ndivuthele uRay-J kwifilimu? Ndizakuyenza loo nto nge-100 lezigidi zeedola!
Ndiyaqikelela, ekugqibeleni, ndibhidekile kunayo nantoni na. Usenokuthi: Ndingathanda ukwazi ukuqiqa emva kokugcina le nto ngeenxa zonke. Hayi nyani. ndingu ngokwenene, ngokunyanisekileyo ndinomdla. Yiya kula mazwana, kwaye umntu othile andixelele ukuba kutheni ubukele lo mboniso. Yabelana ngobungqina kude kude , kwaye nceda, umntu othile undikhanyisele ukuba kutheni KUWTK kufuneka ibekhona eminye iminyaka emine.
Okanye ndiza kufa. Njengoko, ngokoqobo.
