Ibekwe ngumzekeloIfoto: Getty Images Ngokubona kweentlekele zam zakutshanje zokuthandana, ingcinga yafika engqondweni yam: Ngaba kunokuba lula ukuqesha umntu ozenza isoka lam? Akukho bhokhwe. Ngqo ukuya kwinqanaba, akukho imiyalezo ityhafisayo okanye iminxeba ndingaziva ndinyanzelekile ukuba ndibuye. Akukho sidingo sokuzixhalabisa naphina xa wayehlukene.
Uphendlo olulula lukaGoogle lubonelele ngale nto bendiyifuna: Iingelosi zeCowboys4 , 'Amaqabane amaLungu aQhelekileyo aMadoda'. Kuyabonakala ukuba, baninzi ngakumbi abantu basetyhini abafuna ukubhatalwa ngenxa yeelekese zengalo, kodwa ndazibuza ukuba ingaba le yayiyinyani yam na - andenzi 'ukubanda, kunzima, ukuqeqesheka' kakuhle. Ndikhangele iwebhusayithi. Umntu ngamnye ogqityiweyo ngokugqibeleleyo wayesikelelwe nge-abs ye-washboard kunye neepotifoliyo zemodeli. Ewe, oku kunokuba kokonwaba kodwa bekungekho ndawo yolonwabo phakathi kwazo zonke iintlobo zeAdonis ezibonisiweyo, ndazibuza. Ndakhangela umntu ongaphandle onqabileyo. Ndikhethe i-LL Bean ngaphezulu kweAbercrombie kunye neFitch. Ndifuna uJon Voight ukusuka Ubusuku bobusuku uCowboy , hayi uJohn Travolta ovela Inkwenkwana yasezidolophini .
Ngaba oku bekuyinyani okanye kusemthethweni? Ewe yayikhona. Indawo ichaza ngokucacileyo, Nangaliphi na uhlobo umthengi okanye iqabane liya kubandakanyeka kwisicelo sokutshintshiselana ngezenzo zesondo ngemali . Ngaba oku kuthetha ukuba ndinganqweneleka kakhulu, iCowboy izolala nam mahala? Ndoyika. Ngaba ngoku ndandisele ndiza kuhlawula umntu ondithandayo? Xa ndisebenza njengesihlwili, indawo enkulu kuyo yayihlawulwa ukuze ndilunge emntwini. Ukukhokela abathengi ngezithembiso ezingenanto ngolunye usuku siya kuphuma, kodwa okwangoku. Oko kwakuthetha ukuba: soze. Ekugqibeleni baya kudinwa yimidlalo. Kuza kuhlala kukho ingeniso ephezulu kunye nabantu abakhohliseka ngakumbi, uninzi lwabo batshatile, ndiye ndabeka izizathu zokuba kulungile ukubaphelisa.
Ixesha leenyanga ezine umthengi omnye wandibuza ubuncinci kanye ngeveki ukuba ndingaya naye eCancun. Impendulo yam ibifana. Ukuyijonga, ndingafuna idiphozithi eyi- $ 200.
Ndikunike ama-200 eedola okokugqibela, ngaba oko kuyabalwa? Ubuze.
Hayi! Kudinga ukucinga okuninzi. Yongezwa ngama-200 eedola.
Ngalo lonke elixesha ndisazi ukuba andizukuhamba tu. Uye wandinika ezi cash deposits. Emva kweenyanga ezine zoku, uthe, ubukhe wandikhokela? Ngaba uya eCancun kunye nam okanye ulandela imali yam?
Ungandibuza njani! Ndidanduluke, ndihamba. Inyaniso nguewe. Ewe, ndandimtya ngentambo, kwaye ngekhe siye eCancun kunye.
Ngoku iindima zibuyisiwe kwaye ukuhamba kwam kunokutsalwa ngokulula kum: Ndingathandana nawe, kodwa imali iyakuthintela oko. Lo ngumsebenzi. Ngovalo, ndibize uGarren, iarhente yeeCowboys. Undithumelele iipotifoliyo zamadoda amabini athe azokundilungela. Ndikhethe ingelosi, i-muscular brunette, endiza kuthi nguCowboy, kwisidlo seeyure ezimbini sokudibana kunye nokubulisa isidlo sangokuhlwa ngoMvulo olandelayo. Oku kwakungabizi kakhulu. Ndabeka i $ 150 kwikhadi lam letyala, ndathunyelwa nge-imeyile irisithi eneenkcukacha kwaye ndayalelwa ukuba ndizise imali eseleyo eseleyo ye- $ 500.00 yemali ekufikeni, kwimvulophu.
Kuthe xa kusondela uMvulo, ndazibona sendiphakuzela. Ngaba ingaba kukuhleka kwesisu? Ndiza kunxiba ntoni? Emva koko ndaqonda ukuba ayinamsebenzi. Nokuba ndikhangeleka njani, wayeza kundixelela ukuba ndibukeka ndimhle. Ekugqibeleni bendinxibe nje iimpahla zokuzivocavoca-ibhulukhwe yokuzifihla kunye nejezi ebhegi endiyibhangqileyo neebhutsi ezifikelela emadolweni ngomzuzu wokugqibela. UCowboy ulinde wena kwifoyer yokutyela, uGarren wandibhalela ngobuso obunoncumo emoji ngeentliziyo njengamehlo. Ndingenile ndafika enxibe kakuhle ibhatyi yesuti, ibhlukhwe entle nezihlangu, ubucwebe obuncinci. Nangona kunjalo, wayejongeka ngathi upolishiwe ngaphakathi kwe-intshi yobomi bakhe, nge-assortment yeetatto ekrobe kwihempe yakhe. Wayekhangeleka njengomfana okhathalele inkangeleko yakhe yokuphila eyamenza wahluka kwamanye amadoda kuloo ndawo. Sijongeke ngokungaqhelekanga Sangana sawubona kwaye sahlala phantsi ngokukhawuleza. Ngokulandelelana ngokukhawuleza wabeka kumtsalane.
Ndiyayithanda lendawo — iyonwabisa kakhulu.… Ndiyayithanda inyama yenyama yenyama, le yeyona ndawo ndiyithandayo yokutyela.… Uyathandeka.… Uyayimodela?… Ndiyazithanda iinzipho zakho, watsho kancinci echukumisa isandla sam. Ude wayalela ukutya kwam xa kufika umlungiseleli, ekhumbula ukuba benditshilo ukuba ndiyayithanda indawo yam ye-steak. Senze intetho encinci encinci ngexesha lesidlo sangokuhlwa kodwa njengoko bendimbuza ngaye, kuba ebendibuza imibuzo yobuqu, ndive ukuba iindonga zakhe ziyenyuka. Hayi ngendlela embi kodwa kuphela ngendlela yokuba umntu ofana nam, owayekwimeko efanayo, azi.
Wenza ntoni ngexesha lakho lasimahla? Ndibuzile.
Yiya kwindawo yokwenza umthambo.
Ngaba ikhona enye into othanda ukuyenza? Ndazingisa — ngokuqinisekileyo wenza okungaphezulu kunokuzonwabisa nje ejimini.
IiMyuziyam, iikonsathi, kunye nokwenza umthambo.
Ndiphantse ndaziva ndingonwabanga kwaye ndisoyika xa ndikufutshane naye. Ngokuqinisekileyo sasingonwabanga. Ngaba abantu kwindawo yokutyela bebesazi ukuba bendikunye nendoda? Wayekhangeleka ecacile. Ngokucacileyo khange ndenze mgudu ungako. Ndithathe isigqibo sokuphela amandla.
Unokuphumla. Ndiyacela. Ndamxelela. Bendihlala ndingumhlubuli, ke ndicinga ukuba mhlawumbi sikhe safumana ezinye zeengxaki ezifanayo. Ngomzuzwana ndacinga ukuba uyophula i-Romeo-esque facade yakhe, kodwa hayi, akazange aqhekeze.
Umhle ngoko andothuki.
Ndiye ndaqhubeka nemibuzo. Ngaba umthengi ukhe wathandana nawe?
Ndineziganeko ezinomdla ezivelayo, watsho esaphula isimilo okomzuzwana kodwa, kwakhona, ebeka udonga lwakhe ngasemva.
Ifikelela kwinqanaba apho wonke umntu eqonda ukuba yintengiselwano yeshishini. Unokhathala ngokwenene ngomntu, kodwa kukho umgca olungileyo, watsho, kwaye sajongana ngokungathi ekugqibeleni sidibene ngento esasifana ngayo. Babini kuphela abahlobo bakhe ababesazi ngomsebenzi wakhe. Wayeqaqambe kakhulu, kodwa andizukuvunyelwa ndingene ebomini bakhe, kwaye ndayiqonda.
Ndishiye ndikhulule ukuba yinto engenye into, ukuba yamkelwe ngezinye iitalente. Uziva njani wena ngaloo nto? Ndibuzile.
Ethandabuza, wakhankanya ukuba naye, wayengumbhali, kodwa ndingatsho ukuba nokutyhila loo nto kum kwakunzima kuye. Ukuphela kweeyure zethu ezimbini, saphuma saphuma.
Ulunge kakhulu kwinto oyenzayo. Ndatsho kuye. Ndiyayiqonda indlela ekunokuba nzima ngayo.
Enkosi. wancuma. Mhlawumbi singaya kwi-ice-skating ngokuzayo. Wayefuna ukuphuma kwakhona? Ndiwele kuyo. Ngokukhawuleza ukulibala umhla weza kunye nexabiso lentengo kwaye ukhumbula ukuba uRoyy Balboa wathatha i-Adrian ice-skating ngolunye usuku lwabo lokuqala. Ndisakholelwa ukuba uyandithanda. Mhlawumbi ngewaye wandanga, okanye wandibamba. I hugged him ndabhabhayisa. Njengokuba wayethandeka uCowboy wam, mhlawumbi amava esoka ayengekho ngenxa yam. Mhlawumbi ndandifumene incasa yam amayeza. Ndicinga ukuba ngendingene okungenani ukuze ndincamise, kodwa bendiza kufumanisa ukuba ndifuna into yokwenyani. Nokuba unemali engakanani, awunakuthenga, okanye uthengise ubunyani, akukho xabiso kuloo nto.
