(L to R) uSophie (AMANDA SEYFRIED) kunye noDonna (MERYL STREEP) kwi 'Mamma Mia! Apha Siphinda Sihambe ', ngenye indlela eyaziwa ngokuba yimovie ekungekho mntu ufuna ukuyibona.Iyonke Ihlabathi sele liyindawo enetyhefu apho naluphi na uhlobo lwengqondo ephilileyo lusongelwa mihla le, kutheni ke, kubushushu behlobo lobubi kunye nengozi kwezopolitiko, kufanelekile ukuba sibe nomnye umlilo wokulahla inkohliso njengokuqaqamba kunye nobudenge njengokulandelelana ukuya kwisikhumbuzo esingabalulekanga Mamma Mia !? Biza le dinja ihlazo isidlo sangokuhlwa Mamma Mia! Nako sisiya kwakhona okanye ubize nje i-911. Nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, phantse iyure ezimbini zokungakhathali, ezingenanjongo, ezingenamsebenzi.
Ukuthathela ingqalelo ukungcamla uninzi lwee-movie ezibalekayo ezihlala nabo, iqela elingenakuphepheka labantwana abalahlekisiweyo baya kwamkela ngakumbi iingoma ze-cornball liqela laseSweden le-ABBA, bonwabile ukujoyina isamente esichithayo samawaka onke amaqhuqhuva, ukuxhuzula, ukujija, kunye Ukutsiba-phuma phezulu njengama-pelican e-spastic ngelixa bezenza ngathi bayonwaba, kodwa iingcali ezityholwayo kubalingisi ababonakala ngathi bayayonwabela into yabo yokuchitha imali kujongeka ngathi bavukile nje ebhedini yeembovane ezibomvu.
Abantu abaninzi abaphumeleleyo banokuwenza njani umculo omncinci we-microwave kangangokuba wenze ukuba ikaraoke ijongeke intle? Makhe ndibale iindlela.
Imibala eqaqambileyo ebonakala ngathi ngumntu othile uphinde wahlaziya ukwahlulwa kwebhanana? Jonga.
Ukungabikho kwento ekude ngokusondeleyo kumgca webali? Jonga.
Banal kwingxoxo yethambo? Jonga. (UChristine Baranski unyanzelekile ukuba athi: Yithi cwaka, ubufazi bam!)
Isikhokelo esikhangeleka sitsalelwe umnxeba sisuka eWest Indies emvuleni? Jonga.
Abadlali abalahlekileyo ekufuneka behleli ebhedini kodwa baphuma beza kuhlawula imali mboleko yabo ngelixa besonwabela iholide? Jonga.
Ngobundlobongela, iingoma ezihlaselayo ezingqamene ne-sub-mental ezithatha indawo yento engekhoyo, isenzo, ukukhula komlinganiswa, itempile kunye nolungelelwaniso lwebali? Unjonge kwakhona.
Izigidi zehors d'oeuvres ezibonakala ngathi ziphekwe ngumpheki weeNapkins ezintlanu zeBurger eBosnia? Jonga, jonga, jonga.
| I-MAMMA MIA: APHA SIYA KHONA |
Ungalibhala ibali entlokweni yenaliti yokuchola, yiyo kanye le nto umlawuli-umbhali wase-Bhritane u-Ol Parker ( Eyona Ndawo ihotele eMarigold) wenze. Ukuba ukhe wanikwa enye ye-170 yemidlalo yolu curious kubakhenkethi ngeelwimi ezisibhozo ezahlukeneyo, kuya kufuneka uyazi olokuqala Mamma Mia! Wayemalunga nentyatyambo ehlazekileyo egama linguDonna (owayengasenathemba lokulahlekisa uMeryl Streep) owathi, emva kokushiya iOxford ngo-1979, waphelela kwityotyombe elibolayo kwisiqithi saseGrisi iSkopelos, wakha ihotele, kwaye waqala iqela lomculo werock elalingacacanga elalibizwa ngokuba nguDonna nakwiDynamos.
Ngelixa wayekuyo, uDonna wayenomntwana ngaphandle kokufumanisa ukuba ngowuphi omnye wabathandi bakhe abathathu (uColin Firth, uPierce Brosnan, uStellan Skarsgard) wayengoyena tata wokuzalwa, ke bonke babelana ngokulingana. Amaxesha abekiweyo onke axubekile, ke xa i-sequel iqala uDonna sele efile, esenza ukuba uMeryl Streep abe lelona lungu likhulu kubadlali ukusukela oko ebonakala kuphela kwimizuzwana engama-20 kwindawo yokugqibela njengesiporho sokucula. (Intombazana entle, uMeryl.)
Uninzi lomsebenzi owenzelwe yena uphathwa endaweni yenguqulo encinci kaDonna edlalwe nguLily James. Okwangoku, intombi ka-Donna efileyo, uSophie (inkunkuma enkulu yeetalente u-Amanda Seyfried), uchithe iminyaka eli-10 edlulileyo esakha ihotele ebizwa ngokuba yi-Bella Donna (oy) kwimemori kanina, ukuze abe ngumva womtshato wakhe kuye Isoka lesoka (uDominic Cooper).
Kodwa kwigala lokuvula elikhulu, inkanyamba itshabalalisa ihotele, iSky ibhengeza ukuba iyaphuma, kwaye phakathi kudaka oluza kufika lungaxelwanga kodwa umakhulu kaSophie uRuby, odlalwe ngu-ulinde-uCher, okhangeleka ngathi umlahlile intloko emgqonyeni we-hydrogen peroxide kwaye wayishiya ubusuku bonke. Wonke umntu ukhwaza iDynamite, idynamite, alale imini yonke kwaye enze ubusuku bonke…
Kodwa kutheni uqhubeka? Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya ziingxaki ezenzelwe ukujongwa ngomlomo wakho uvulekile.
Isiqithi saseGrisi sithathelwe indawo yiBosnia (!) Apho kunetha rhoqo. USophie usafuna iDNA elungileyo. Endaweni yokuba akhulelwe, sisibhakabhaka esibuyayo. Umakhulu uyaqonda ukuba wayekhe wanesidima nomphathi wehotele (uAndy Garcia, wabo bonke abantu). Ukongeza ukudideka, amadoda amathathu nabafazi abathathu abadlala kwi-1979, bahlala bengena kwindawo efanayo nabantu abathandathu abadlala njengabantu abadala. Awusoze wazi ukuba ngubani okanye phi umntu nanini na. Zonke zikhangeleka zithuthunjiswa kwaye zixinezelekile, zonke ziyacula ngaphandle kwengoma, kwaye imfuneko enye kumgca wekhorasi ibonakala ngathi yonyawo lweklabhu. Kodwa akukho mntu unobunzima kwaye usisidenge njengoPierce Brosnan, ocula njengethoni yokufowuna.
Kuhlelwe nge-blowtorch, kwimeko enqabileyo xa nantoni na efana nomfanekiso isoyikisa ukuba ibe yinto ethile, umxholo ophambili uyavela kwakhona: Xa ungathandabuzeki, cula enye ingoma eyoyikisayo. Yizisa ii-earplugs.
