UShed Simove wabelana ngebali emva kweemveliso zakhe ezithandekayo.(Ifoto: Shed Simove / Facebook) Uthini malunga nendoda ethengise amakhulu amawaka eekopi ze iincwadi ezingabhalwanga (okanye imifanekiso) kuzo , izigidi zeeyunithi zezipho zegag kwaye zagutyungelwa ikakhulu onke amajelo eendaba emhlabeni? Ndicinga ukuba ungambiza uthixo wentengiso. Yeyiphi efanelekileyo kuba kwesinye istunt uphumelele utshintshe igama lakhe ngesenzo kuThixo kwaye yaphoswa yibhanki yakhe, i-HSBC, kuba benqabile ukwamkela utshintsho.
Lo thixo wentengiso nguShed Simove, ingqondo yokuyila emva kweencwadi ezinje Oko wonke umntu acinga ngako ngaphandle kwesondo (egcwele ngabom amaphepha angenanto) kunye Amashumi amahlanu eeSundu zeGrey (enamaphepha angama-50 ahlukeneyo angwevu) kunye neendlela zokuphikisa ezinje uLawulo-Umfazi-kude , Gaydar kwaye izinto zokudlala zesini 'ezixhaphakileyo zoRabi' .
Emva kwenyanga ephelileyo udliwanondlebe noBrent Underwood , Ofumene incwadi yakhe engenanto kunye ne-bestseller stunt evinjelwe yiAmazon, Shed edibene nam kuTwitter. Ngokukhawuleza ndabuza ukuba angathanda ukuba nodliwanondlebe apha ukuze siqonde ubuchule bakhe obukhethekileyo bokungavelisi kuphela imithwalo yokuqwalaselwa kwemithombo yeendaba kodwa aguqule loo ngqwalaselo kwintengiso yeemveliso zakhe ezingaqhelekanga nezonwabisayo.
Unayo irekhodi lehlabathi lamaphepha amaninzi angenanto epapashwe kwincwadi. Ngaba yirekhodi ozibekele ukuyophula? Khawusixelele ukuba yenzeke njani loo nto?
Ha ha! Hayi, ngokuqinisekileyo andizange ndikulindele, okanye ndiceba, ukufumana iRekhodi yeGuinness yeHlabathi kunye nencwadi yam engenanto, ' Oko Bonke Abantu Abakucingayo Malunga Ngaphandle Kwesondo '. Yayenye nje into engalindelekanga kwaphela ngexesha lokothuka eyothusayo eqale kum yokuthatha isigqibo sokuyipapasha kwasekuqaleni. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, le ncwadi indithathele kwihlabathi liphela, yandifaka kwi-Arhente yoncwadi, yandenzela imali entle, kwaye yandifundisa izifundo ezibalulekileyo malunga nentengiso, endiyidlulisela ngoku kwiintetho ezikhuthazayo endizinika iinkampani ze-chip zeblue kwihlabathi liphela. Kube luhambo olonwabisayo, kwaye olo lusabonakala ngathi luyaqhubeka…
Ukuqala kwam ukupapasha incwadi yam engenanto, kundithathe nje iveki ukuyivelisa kunye nokudweliswa kwiAmazon. Ndaye ke ndadinga ukuxelela umhlaba malunga ne-tomo yam eyomileyo, kodwa bendinemali encinci kuphela, eyoneleyo yokuqesha inkampani ye-PR kangangesiqingatha sosuku. Iqela elimangalisayo ILondon PR yeArhente Ndibeke enye enkulu ukugubungela kwiphephandaba lesizwe lase-Bhritane, nokuba lelinye lawona manqaku aphezulu. Eli nqaku emva koko labonwa nguMvelisi weTV owabonisa incwadi kwi umboniso wakusasa wayevelisa. Into enomdla kukuba, ezo zinto zimbini zokugubungela amajelo eendaba azichaphazelanga ukuthengiswa kwencwadi kwi-Intanethi, kodwa xa inqaku lephephandaba lajika laba linqaku elikwi-Intanethi, sonke isihogo saqhekeka kwaye ukuthengisa kwirokethi. Inqaku elikwi-Intanethi livumele iibhlogi kunye neentatheli ukuba zenze izinto ezintathu ezibalulekileyo: ukusika kunye nokuncamathisela inqaku lokuqala ukuze balivuselele ngokulula kwilizwi labo, bakope imifanekiso elula endiyifotileyo kwifowuni yam- kwaye bafumane ividiyo esisiseko Ndingadubula nayo incwadi. Oku kunike intatheli into endiyibiza ngokuba yi-'Trinity Trinity ye-Intanethi yokuThengisa '; ibali, imifanekiso nevidiyo. Le ncwadi iye wentsholongwane egazini jikelele. Ndiqale ukufumana ii-imeyile ezivela kwiintatheli kwihlabathi liphela, uninzi lwazo luza kuqala ngokuthi, 'Mnumzana uSimove othandekayo', kuba sisihloko endizinike sona kule ncwadi, nangona ndingenguye uNjingalwazi ngokwenyani.
Malunga nenyanga kobu buhlanya, emva kokuba ndithengise amawaka eencwadi, yafikelela kwinombolo ye-44 kwitshathi yeAmazon kwaye ndazifumana ezinye izihloko ezidumileyo kwintengiso. Ndaye ndafumana i-imeyile endandicinga ukuba yinto ehlekisayo ekuqaleni. Umzimba ophambili womyalezo wathi, 'Singumshicileli ovela eSpain kwaye sifuna ukuguqulela incwadi yakho sikubhatale imali yasebukhosini ...'. Guqula? Andizange ndikholelwe ukuba le nto iyenzeka, kodwa ndakhangela i-footer kwi-imeyile kwaye yaqinisekisa ukuba umyalezo uvela kumshicileli owaziwayo waseSpain. Ke, ndityikitye isivumelwano seSpanish sencwadi engenanto, '¿En qué piensan los hombres más allá del sexo?', Oku kubandakanya ukuba ndikhweliswe eMadrid ukuyokuyisungula kuMboniso weeNcwadi wonyaka. Incwadi yaba ngumzuzwana hit eSpain naye. Kungekudala emva koko, ukuthengiselana okungakumbi 'kweenguqulelo' kwangena kwiCroatia, China, Japan, Holland nase nditsho neMongolia . Kwakumangalisa ngokumangalisayo.
Emva koko, emva kwayo yonke loo nto yenzekileyo, ndafumana umnxeba ovela kwi-ofisi yeGuinness World Records. Andizange emaphupheni am acinge ukuba ndiza kuphumelela irekhodi lehlabathi ngexesha lokuphila kwam. Andikwazi ukujijisana nemithwalo yeebhola okanye ukuhlala kwiimbotyi ezibhakiweyo ngaphezulu kwemizuzu elishumi, kodwa abantu abavela kwiiRekhodi zeHlabathi zeGuinness bandixelele ukuba ngenxa yendlela 'Izinto Ezininzi Ezicingwa Ngabantu Ngaphandle Kwesondo' yayiza kunikezelwa ngeNgxelo yeHlabathi yeGuinness kwaye iboniswe kwincwadi yabo edumileyo . Bathumele isatifikethi serekhodi lam lehlabathi kwaye ndasifaka, ngoku ngokuziqhenya sihlala kwikhabhathi yam engento yanto. Abazali bam banekratshi ngokuqondakalayo.
Zingaphi iikopi ezithengisileyo ngoku?
Phantse i-100,000 kunye nokubala. Ibiyeyona njongo yam inzima yokubhala ethengisa kakhulu. Ngelishwa, eyokuqala (yokwenyani) iincwadi Ndikhuphe ndathatha iminyaka esibhozo ukubhala kwaye emva koko andithengisanga ngamanani amakhulu kwaphela, ngaphandle kokufumana uphononongo olumangalisayo kwiAmazon. Kwishishini lokupapasha, umlinganiso wokukwazi ukubiza incwadi ngokuthi 'ngowona mthengisi uphambili' ngamawaka alishumi eekopi ezithengisiweyo. Incwadi yam engenanto ithengisa kakhulu izihlandlo ezilishumi-kwaye isathengisa kakhulu kwihlabathi liphela. Ndifumanisa ukuba esinye sezizathu sokuba le ncwadi ithandwe kwihlabathi liphela kukuba isiqhulo esingundoqo sisebenza emadodeni kuyo yonke indawo-nto leyo ebububi.
Xa wabona loo ncwadi kaBrent Underwood kwavalwa yiAmazon , ubucinga ntoni? Kutheni ucinga ukuba bavumele eyakho ukuba incamathele kodwa ingavumi abanye? (Umzekelo intatheli kwiToronto Star izamile ukwenza incwadi efanayo kodwa yacinywa.)
Mhlawumbi uJeff Bezos unencasa emnandi kwaye wayewuthanda umnikelo wam-ha ha! Nangona uguqulelo lukaBrent lwalunobukrelekrele ngokumangalisayo kwaye lusisilumko, mhlawumbi olo hlobo lwanikezelwa 'njengolungeyonyani' kwiAmazon, mhlawumbi babecinga ukuba yinto nje yokusebenzisa umfanekiso, kwaye abathengi babo abakwazi ukuyithenga-okanye mhlawumbi ibilula i-tad ivala kakhulu ithambo ngokubhengeza inkqubo yabo yokuma. Ngencwadi yam, xa ndiqala ukuyithengisa ngeAmazon, kuye kwafuneka ndiprinte ngokukodwa ikhava ngebhakhowudi eyahlukileyo ukuze iziko lokufezekisa iAmazon libaphathe (le mfuno inokwahluka ngoku). Ndathumela itoni yeencwadi kwiziko lokufezekisa iAmazon kwaye babengene kwinkqubo, bedityaniswa kwiphepha lam leAmazon ngesihloko. Ngokucacileyo akukho namnye kwiziko lokufezekisa ovule incwadi yam ukuze abone amaphepha angenanto ngaphakathi okanye mhlawumbi bayivumele incwadi kwiqonga labo kuba ibithunyelwe ngokwasemzimbeni, kwaye ngoku babenemithwalo yabo kwindawo yabo yokugcina izinto! Emva kwethutyana, ndinike abapapashi abaziwayo kwihlabathi liphela amalungelo okusasaza nawokupapasha 'kwinto wonke umntu acinga ngayo ngaphandle kwezesondo', ke ngoku oku kungenzeka ukuba iyenze ngokusemthethweni le ncwadi emehlweni eAmazon. Emva kokuba incwadi yam engenanto ibe yimpumelelo, bambalwa abantu, kubandakanya uHugh Hefner , wabonisa ukuba eyona nto ibalulekileyo kwesi siqhulo ibingeyonto intsha, kwaye incwadi engenanto ebizwa ngokuba yi ‘Everything Men Know About Women’ ibise Amazon iminyaka emininzi phambi kokuba ndibhale eyam. Nangona kunjalo, incwadi yam yayijongwa ngamajelo eendaba njengentsha kunye neendaba xa ndiyisungula. Oku kubonisa ngokucocekileyo ukuba ngamanye amaxesha awudingi ukuba noluvo olutsha ukuze ufezekise impumelelo enkulu, ngamanye amaxesha unokuphinda ubeke enye imbono yakudala kwisizukulwana esitsha (okanye kwintengiso) ekusenokwenzeka ukuba wayengazi ukuba imbono yakudala ikhona.
Le saga iphela izisa umbuzo onzulu wefilosofi: 'Incwadi ayiyoncwadi nini?'. Iphantse yaba yinto exakayo, kodwa mhlawumbi akunjalo! Igunya lerhafu lase-UK liyithathile incwadi yam ‘njengencwadi yokubhalela’ kwaye ke ngoko yayinoxanduva lwe-VAT (irhafu ehlawuliswa kwimpahla), kanti iincwadi ezibhalwe ngaphakathi azinabutyala kule rhafu. Ke, unokuphikisa ukuba incwadi yam yokuqala engenanto ayisiyo nencwadi, kodwa ndimi ngokuqinileyo kuyo ukuba iyincwadi, kuba iprintwe ngomqolo phantsi komqolo (obizwa 'ngokugqibeleleyo' kumzi-mveliso wokupapasha) kwaye imilo kunye nobungakanani bephepha eliqhelekileyo. Ukuba iyanyanga njenge dada… ke… kakuhle…
Ulandele incwadi yakho engenanto ngamaphepha angama-50 kwimibala eyahlukeneyo engwevu . Ngaba ungasitshela ngale projekthi?
Ingcamango yayingeyona yam ngqo. Ndinethamsanqa lokuba neqela elimangalisayo labaxhasi abakwi-Intanethi kunye nabalandeli abakonwabelayo ukulandelela ukuzonwabisa kwam kunye nobubi. Kwaye bahlala bendikhuthaza ekuqhubekeni nobubi. Enye yezi ntshatsheli, umfazi obalaseleyo ogama linguVivien, ucebise ukuba ndenze inguqulelo yencwadi yam engabhalwanga yokuqala ukuphawula impumelelo engummangaliso yelungelo lokushicilela le-‘Fifty Shade ’. Ndacinga ukuba le yingcinga eyoyikekayo, ke mna wenze incwadi enesihloko esahluke kancinane, esibizwa ngokuba yi 'Fifty Shades Of Grey', equlathe amaphepha angamakhulu amabini anombala angenanto aqala ngwevu okhanyayo ukuya kwimpunga emnyama. Isicatshulwa esikwiphepha elingasemva sibhengeze ukuba 'umxholo uya usiba mnyama ngakumbi' njengoko incwadi iqhubeka. Ndifumene i-odolo esemthethweni 'yokuphelisa nokuyeka' kwiRandom House, abapapashi bakaE. L. James 'smash hit. Ndabiza iNtloko yezoMthetho ndathi, 'Uyaqonda ukuba ikwangabapapashi bencwadi yam [yokwenyani],' Iingcinga Man ', ke ngoku uthatha inyathelo ngokuchasene nombhali wakho?'. ‘Ewe siyakwenza…’, uphendule ngokuqinileyo, esongeza ukuba ndinetyala 'lokudlulisa'. Ndayihleka le mbono, ndicacisa ukuba akukho mntu uphilileyo oya kuyichaza ngokungafanelekanga incwadi yam yincwadi eyi-Fifty Shades, kuba eyona nguqulelo inamagama ayinyani-kwaye eyam ayinalo! Kodwa impikiswano yam yesilumko ayenzanga nto ukuyithomalalisa le meko. Kwafuneka ndenze impuphu ngaphezulu kwewaka leencwadi zam ze- ‘Fifty Shades’, ezandophula intliziyo. Ewe kunjalo nangona, kuyo yonke ingxaki odibana nayo ebomini, kuhlala kukho ithuba lokuba ubenalo, ke ndiye ndaqinisekisa ukuba ndinento entle usasazo lweendaba Yonke into ephikisayo.
Ufumene cinezela kakhulu kunye nokugubungela iziqwenga zakho. Ayisiyiyo loo nto kuphela, uyenze ngokungaguquguqukiyo. Uninzi lwabantu kunye nababhali banokukhalaza ukuba ukufumana ingqalelo kwimithombo yeendaba kunzima okanye akunakwenzeka. Wenza njani? Ngaba iyakukhathaza into yokuba iincwadi zakho ezintle zibonakale ngathi zithengisa ngaphandle kwezihloko zakho ezinzulu?
Ha ha! Yithande loo mibuzo. Ndisilela kakhulu. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba lowo ‘ngumlingo’ wokuphumelela kakhulu. Ndidala imibono emitsha ngalo lonke ixesha kwaye uninzi lwazo alukhange luqatshelwe okanye luyonwabele ngomlinganiselo omkhulu okwangoku. Ke, ndicinga ukuba mhlawumbi ujonge ukugubungela into endiyinxibileyo enxibe imibala enombala ocacileyo (ndicinge ngenene ngokwenza 'iRose Coloured Specs' njengesipho sokwenene esitsha sabanethemba, kanye, kodwa ndafumanisa ukuba olu luvo belusele lukhona market, khange yenzeke). Ndenze incwadi yam engenanto ngaphandle kwesidingo, ukuze ndifikelele kwinjongo yam yokukhupha umntu othengisa kakhulu. Emva kokusilela ukufumana ubume obuthengisa kakhulu ngeencwadi zam zokwenyani ' Izimvo Indoda 'Kwaye' Impumelelo… Okanye iMali yakho ibuyile ', Bendicinga ukuba kutheni izipho ezintsha ithengiswe kakuhle (i-1.5 yezigidi ithengisiwe ukuza kuthi ga ngoku kwihlabathi liphela) kwaye iincwadi zam bezingenayo. Ndidinga ukutshintsha iqhinga lam. Ke, ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndithathe oko ndikufundileyo kwintengiso yesipho esitsha kwaye ndikusebenzise kumzi-mveliso wokupapasha. Nje ukuba ndazi ukuba ndiza kupapasha incwadi enesiqhulo esingaphakathi kuyo engenanto ngaphakathi, konke endinokukwenza emva koko yayikukucinga ngesihloko esifanelekileyo kwaye ndenze isiciko esiqinisekileyo sokujonga ukuze yonke i-gag isebenze xa umbonisi omtsha ethatha jonga kumaphepha.
Ukufumana ulwazi ngayo nayiphi na incwadi entsha kunzima kakhulu. Yimakethi enjalo enabantu abaninzi. Inyaniso yokuba izihloko zam ezinzulu ziye zathengiswa ngaphandle ziincwadi zam 'zehlaya' zombini ziyandidandathekisa kwaye ziyandonwabisa ngendlela elinganayo. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba impumelelo yencwadi yam engenanto inokuba nento yokwenza nento yokuba abantu bafuna ukoneliseka kwangoko nangakumbi kwezi ntsuku, kwaye mhlawumbi ukuhleka ngokukhawuleza yeyona nto bayonwabe ngayo abantu abayifunayo kweli lizwe lixakekileyo nelidla ngokuba ngumceli mngeni. Ndiyazi ukuba iqhinga elinye lihlala lindisebenzela, ngokuqinisekisa ukuba ndiyahluka kwinto eyenziwa ngumntu wonke kwimarike, oku kuhlala kuthetha ukuba ndiyaphula ingxolo.
Enye yeethiyori zam yile mbono ukurhweba ngentambo -Ukuqala ngeivenkile ezincinci eziza kuthathwa ziivenkile ezinkulu nezinkulu. Ngaba ungasixelela ukuba uwaqhekeza njani amabali akho?
Kwakhona, undinika imali eninzi kakhulu. Kuya kufuneka uphendule lo mbuzo kubafundi bakho ngokwakho-ubhale iincwadi ezimangalisayo ngesihloko sonke sokwaziswa, kwaye ubusemva kwempumelelo enkulu yehlabathi 'yeVeki yokuSebenza yeYure ezine'. Andikholelwa ukuba ndiqhekeze ifomula ethembekileyo yokwaphula amabali okwangoku, okanye ndenza umbono oza kubamba ukucinga kwabantu (ukuba nabani na ofunda le nto uyifumene imfihlo, nceda unxibelelane, ha ha!). Ufunde le ndawo kakhulu kwaye uyingcali kuyo. Iyandimangalisa indlela oziphephethe ngayo iincwadi zabantu ezinkulu. Uninzi lweembono zam 'azibethi', kodwa ndiyaqhubeka ndivelisa izinto ezintsha, iiapps, iiwebhusayithi, iincwadi, iinkqubo zeTV, ukhenketho oluhlekisayo kunye neentetho ezikhuthazayo, kwinqanaba elinje, ukuze olunye udaka lubethe udonga kunye neentonga . Ngokuqinisekileyo, kukho amanyathelo athile anokuthathwa nangubani na ukwandisa amathuba okuba into abayikhuthazayo izakuthathwa, njengokusebenza nenkampani ye-PR enendlebe yeentatheli okanye abaphembeleli (ukuba unayo uhlahlo-lwabiwo mali, oko kukuthi), ukwenza izinto ezinkulu kwiibhlog zokuzisebenzisa ngokulula- kwaye uqiniseke ukuba ubeka phambili 'ibali' xa usazisa into ethile (kwaye ungachazi nje ukuba yintoni into yakho okanye imveliso). Kodwa, nokuba ndilandele zonke ezi ndlela, ndihlala ndingayifumani ingxelo endiyifunayo-okanye ndikholelwe, ndifanelekile, ha ha!
Oko kwathiwa, ingcamango yakho yesilumko 'yokuthengisa' ngokuqinisekileyo isebenze kum ngaphambili. Xa ndifuna ukwazisa uluhlu lwam olutsha lwe iithoyi zabantu abadala , Ndanxibelelana nelona phephandaba likhulu e-UK kwaye balijikela phantsi ibali phantsi. Ke, ndibize incwadana encinci, 'The Jewish Chronicle', ndaza ndabaxelela indlela enye yezinto zokudlala ezenziwa ngayo zimile njengoRabi, ndaze ndambiza 'Rampant Rabbi' (igama ngu-pun kwelona liphumeleleyo I-vibrators zase-Bhritane, 'iRampant Rabbit'). Baligubungele ibali kwaye xa bekwenzileyo, iphepha lokuqala endinxibelelane nalo emva koko lapapasha i-splash enkulu kulo. Izifundo ezifundiweyo: 1) Ngamanye amaxesha ibali liba semthethweni (okanye liqwalaselwe) xa lipapashwa yincwadi eyaziwayo, nokuba incinci kunye no-2) Ngamanye amaxesha intatheli enye kupapasho inokuba nembono eyahlukileyo ngento eyenza ibali elilungileyo kunelo elinye ilungu leqela labo, kungabhatala ukuzama kwakhona kwivenkile enye nomntu owahlukileyo.
Ngaba uqala ngombono kwaye ubone indlela onomdla ngayo kwimithombo yeendaba? Okanye ucinga ukuba imithombo yeendaba kuqala, ingcinga yesibini? Njengakwimeko yencwadi yamashumi amahlanu e-Shades-ubuzama ukubamba iindaba ngesihloko esithandwayo okanye usebenze njani?
Umbono uyinto yonke kwasekuqaleni. Ukubanakho ukuza nezimvo kwaye emva koko uzenze ngamandla amakhulu abantu ahlukanisa nathi kwezinye izilwanyana emhlabeni, kwaye isipho endinethemba lokuba siya kuvumela uluntu ukuba lusindise umhlaba kuthi ukuba uwonakalise, uphilise zonke izifo kwaye uphumelele indlela ephucukileyo. Ke, izimvo zethu zixabiseke kakhulu, nkqu nezipho ezinqabileyo, kwaye kufuneka ziphathwe njalo. Ndiziqeqeshile ukuba ndibhale yonke eyam ephepheni okanye kwifowuni yam, nokuba iyingozi kangakanani, kwaye ukuba iveki kamva, ndonwabile ngombono njengoko ndandinjalo xa bendicinga, ndiye ndiqale ukuzisa ebomini ngokukhawuleza. Ngethuba nje into endiyicingayo iyandonwabisa xa ndiyicingela malunga nokuyila, kwaye ndifumana impendulo kwabanye abantu abandijikelezileyo ukuba ndikhetha ukubaxelela ngayo (kuya kufuneka ulumke ngokwenza njalo, kuba abanye abantu bangathatha umoya ukusuka kwiiseyile zakho ngokulula), kwaye (kwimeko yentetho yam ephambili kwiinkampani) ukuba ngamanye amaxesha into endiyenzayo yazisa okanye yenza abantu bacinge, ke ukuba ndibambelele ekwenzeni imveliso, umboniso, usetyenziso okanye iwebhusayithi, akukho nto iya kuyeka Ndenza njalo. Inzaliseko enkulu inokufunyanwa ngokuzisa izimvo zakho ebomini kwaye ndiyakholelwa ukuba sonke kufuneka siyenze rhoqo. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ndingathanda nokuba abantu abaninzi bonwabele into endiyenzayo, kodwa ke, uMama uhlala endikhumbuza ukuba uVan Gogh wabhengezwa njengobungqondi emva kokuba efile! Ndiyathemba ukuba akukho mfuneko yokuba ndilinde ixesha elide ukuze ndizibandakanye ngokupheleleyo nehlabathi, ha ha, kodwa kum ngoku, ndiziva ndinethamsanqa lokuhlala ngexesha apho ndingafumana ingcali kwiwebhu okanye kumzi-mveliso wase China ukundinceda ndizise izimvo zam ebomini. Oko kuxhobisa ngokukodwa kwaye kuyonwabisa.
Andicingi ngayo nantoni na endiyenzayo njenge 'ndaba emfutshane' ngomntu ngamnye. Endaweni yokuba ndibhengeza imixholo yenkcubeko endiyijongileyo, ikakhulu ukunika abantu intsini okanye ngamanye amaxesha ukubenza bacinge. Mna nditshintshe igama lam laba 'nguThixo' , kokubini ukubona okuza kwenzeka kwaye kwanokuba umbono wesidalwa esiphakamileyo ugqugqisile kwaye unefuthe, ngeendlela ezilungileyo nezingalunganga, kwihlabathi liphela. Ndithe ndakubona iApple isenza iwotshi yabo ebukhali, kwafuneka ndenze ihlaya ngayo, ndenza ke ' Ayisiyo-Smart Watch ’Yona iwotshi yeplastiki enobuso obucocekileyo.
Yintoni elandelayo kuwe? Unayo enye incwadi ngoku, akunjalo?
Ukuchaneka. Ndiyazibuza ukuba abantu bazokuyithanda na. Ziintsuku zisenziwa kwaye kuthiwa ' Ungakuphilisa Njani Ukuphuthelwa '. Iphepha ngalinye libonisa igusha encinci, enenombolo, yekhathuni kwaye xa incwadi icofiwe, iigusha ubonakala etsiba . Ndiyathemba ukuba le ncwadi sisipho esigqibeleleyo kuye nabani na onengxaki yokulala, okanye isipho sosuku lokuzalwa esiluqilima okanye isipho semfihlo sikaSanta esinokonwatyelwa ngumntu. Endaweni yokufaka iNgxelo yeHlabathi yeGuinness ngeli xesha, ndiyathemba ukuba ukumkanikazi uyaliqonda igalelo lam eluntwini kwaye andinike ubuqili. Emva koko, ndingabeka 'uSir Shed Simove' kwincwadi yam elandelayo, kwaye iyakuba yinyani. Boom!
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