I-Roastmaster Jikelele iya kwii-yuks kwi-rally ye-MAGA.Ifoto nguSean Rayford / Getty Izithombe Nini ULesley Stahl wajongana UMongameli uTrump ngeCawa ngokuhlekisa uChristine Blasey Ford kwindibano yamva nje yephulo, utshintshiselwano lwalusesinye isikhumbuzi sezinto ezidlula ngokwesiqhelo kwi-White House kwezi ntsuku, apho iindibano zomgangatho wokuziphatha kukaMongameli ziye zaphoswa ecaleni, kwanaxa kufikwa kumba woburharha. .
Bekutheni ze uhlekise ngaye? wabuza uStahl. Amawakawaka abantu ayemhleka.
Uyakwazo oko? Andizukungena kuyo kuba siphumelele. Ayinamsebenzi. Siphumelele, waphendula uTrump.
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Kubo bonke ubongameli, uTrump ubonakalise uvakalelo lokuhlekisa olungazange lubonwe kwiOval Office. MnaT’sisitayile asisebenzisayo ngasese nasesidlangalaleni, ngokwe Incwadi kaBob Woodward, Uloyiko , apho kuthiwa umongameli abize iGqwetha lakhe eliyiNtloko eliliSoutherner esisidenge kwaye likhubazeke ngokwasengqondweni. Izinto ezihlekisayo.
Kwezi veki zimbalwa zidlulileyo, i-Insult-Comic-in-Chief ibonakale ikhululekile, ivumela ukubhabha ngesiqhelo sayo, ngaphandle kokuxolisa, ukwenza isiseko. Kwiintsuku ezimbini emva kokuhlekisa ngoBlasey Ford ekuhlekeni okukhulu eMississippi, uTrump wayekuyo kwakhona eMinnesota, eqondisa ii-zinger e owayesakuba nguSenator Al Franken .
Mfana, ngaba wayezisonga ngathi yingubo emanzi, wakhwaza uTrump waya kwiholo egcwele ii-MAGAs ezihlekisayo. Wayehambe ngokukhawuleza okukhulu. Kwakungathi, 'Oo, wenza into, Owu, ndiyarhoxa. Ndiyaphuma.'
Umongameli unokufumana amaqela alula eqela kwisiseko sakhe, kodwa ngokwembono yokuhlekisa, indoda ayinakufunda igumbi. Ngaphandle kwesekethe ye-rally, imigca ejolise ekubeni mandundu ngamanye amaxesha ifumana ukuhleka okukhulu, njengoko benzayo ngexesha lakhe intetho kwiNdibano yeZizwe eziManyeneyo , xa kwavela iinkokheli zehlabathi emva kokuba uTrump eziqhayisa ngelithi akukho lawulo kwimbali yeli lizwe olwenzile ngaphezulu kweminyaka emibini.
Babengandihleki, behleka kunye nam, wanyanzelisa uTrump , like ukumila kwemic mic evulekileyo.
Umahluko ocacileyo kwizitayile ezihlekisayo phakathi kukaTrump kunye nomongameli bangaphambili bagxile kwinyanga ephelileyo xa wacaphukisa uMongameli u-Obama uthathe iswipe enqabileyo kuye ngexesha lokuthetha e-Illinois. Inokuba nzima kangakanani loo nto, isithi amaNazi amabi ?, ubuze u-Obama. Apho uTrump oswelayo wagxotha emva, ngokufanelekileyo ukuvavanywa kwentetho ka-Obama , Ndiya ndalala. Ndifumene ulunge kakhulu, ulunge kakhulu ngokulala.
Kumbhali wangaphambili wentetho uDavid Litt, owayengoka-Obamaekhokela umbhali weqhula kwizidlo ezine zeNdlu yeeNdlu zeNdlu,ungquzulwano lwalungumfuziselo weendlela ezahlukileyo ezimangalisayo zezi zibini zokuqhula kukamongameli.
Umgca ka-Obama wahleka, kodwa ingongoma yakhe yayinzulu-kwaye ayisiyiyo kwaphela malunga neTrump, uLitt ucacisile kuMqwalaseli. Ukuba abezopolitiko abanakho ukwala kwangoko umntu ongakwaziyo ukwala amaNazi ngoko nangoko, akufuneki babambe iofisi. Kodwa andothusi uMongameli uTrump ethathe le nto. Uthatha yonke into ngokobuqu, kwaye ukuzincama kwakhe — ‘bendifanele ukuba ndikhokele ilizwe kodwa endaweni yoko ndibukele umabonwakude emini ngolwesiHlanu’ — yayiluhlobo lokuzimela.
Njengombhali oyintloko kunye nomvelisi Ukuhlekisa okanye ukufa ’Iofisi yaseWashington D.C kunye nombhali Enkosi, u-Obama: Ithemba lam eliTshintsho, iminyaka eNdlu eNtshonalanga yeNdlu , ULitt uyazi indlela yakhe ejikeleze ihlaya likamongameli. Simcele uhlalutyo lwangaphakathi kwisitayile esitsha sehlaya lezopolitiko elithathiweyo kwi-White House.
Ezopolitiko ecaleni, ithatha ntoni into yakho kumongameli othile uTrump?
Yintoni enomdla kukuba uMongameli uTrump unayo uburharha. Ndicinga ukuba yinto eqhelekileyo yokuxhaphaza, njengomntwana onika omnye umntwana i-wedgie kwibala lokudlala. Isenokuba yinto ehlekisayo kunye neyonwabisa kwabo babukeleyo, kodwa ayisiyiyo ihlaya elenziwe kakuhle. Kwaye isebenzisa uburharha njengendlela yokuqinisekisa ubume. Ke uburharha buba sisixhobo sokukhumbuza abantu ukuba nguwe ophetheyo kwigumbi.
Umzekelo, wayiphinda le vidiyo ukuba umntu othile uzihlambile UTrump ebetha ibhola yegalufa, kwaye ibhola yegalufa ibetha uHillary Clinton ngasemva, aze awe phantsi. Oko kubonakalisa uburharha, kodwa kukusuka kubongameli bangaphambili apho umbono woburharha wawukukubonisa ukuba uvule kangakanani kwaye ufudumele kangakanani, ngokuchasene nendlela ophethe ngayo.
Ngaba ucinga ukuba, njengoko abanye becebisile, ukuba uburharha bubonisa le ndoda kule meko?
Andizukuyigqithisa-uburharha bomntu ayisiyiyo kwaphela ifestile emphefumlweni wakhe-kodwa ikunika umbono. Kwaye icala elisezantsi liyinyani. UMongameli u-Obama xa wayethetha iziqhulo wayeqinisekile, ubuchopho obuncinci, kunye nohlobo lokuzibulala; kodwa awuzange ube nengqondo yokuba ulibele i-WHO umongameli wayenjalo. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba ikwabonakalisa ukuba wayengumntu onjani.
Ndiyacinga inyani yokuba uTrump akahleki imicimbi. Ndicinga ukuba yinto engaqhelekanga kakhulu. Kwaye andazi i-100% ukuba kuthetha ntoni. Njengokuba uye kwagqirha kwaye ugqirha akazange ahleke, okanye ancume nyhani, ungaziva ungonwabanga malunga nela gqirha. Inyaniso yokuba sinomongameli ongahlekiyo ayisiyonto intle. Andinakukuxelela imida yobubi bayo, kodwa ndiyakuthembisa ukuba ayilunganga. Kwaye kuyaphawuleka kakhulu. Ndicinga ukuba uburharha bakhe buninzi malunga nokuba ngubani endinokungamhloniphi esidlangalaleni kwaye ndiye kude nayo? Kuyamvuyisa ngendlela engaqhelekanga, kwaye ndicinga ukuba yile nto abantu bayayiphendula ngokuhleka kwabo. Andizukubabiza ngokuba ziiqhulo, luhlobo olwahlukileyo loburharha olusekwe kwimbono yokuba simelwe ukubaphatha aba bantu ngesidima esisisiseko-kwaye ndiyayiqhayisa into yokuba ndophula loo mthetho.
Enye into endinokuyithetha ngoTrump njengomntu ohlekisayo kukuba kuyaphawuleka ukuba khange aye kwiDinner yabanxibelelanisi beNdlu yeWhite House. Ngenxa yokuba abaphulaphuli-D.C. kunye nentatheli zaseNew York, iWashington VIPS, abadumileyo baseHollywood-lelo qela uDonald Trump uchithe ubomi bakhe bonke enethemba lokuchukumisa. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba kukho isigqebelo esothusayo kwinto yokuba waba ngumongameli kwinxalenye enkulu kuba inokuthi ekugqibeleni imenze abe yinxalenye yoluntu oluphezulu. Kubonakala ngathi uye waqonda ukusukela ngoko ukuba akanako kwaphela ukoyisa abantu abachitha ubomi bakhe bonke ebakhathalele ngaphezu kwabo bonke abanye abantu.
Ngaba ukhe wakwenza ukuba uhleke?
UTrump uxelele iziqhulo ezininzi apho bendicinga, Oo, intle loo nto. Le wayeyixelelwa ukuba ndicinga ukuba yayihlekisa ngokusesikweni, nangona yayiyinkcitho yomfazi wakhe, yayiyile: Ufuna ukwazi ukuba ndiphathwa kakubi kangakanani kwimidiya? UMichelle Obama uya kwiDemocratic Convention, unika le ntetho intle. Umfazi wam unika intetho efanayo kwaye wonke umntu uyamthiya. Yayiphantse ibe kukuhlekisa, kodwa eneneni yayijongela phantsi iqabane lakhe. Andazi ukuba uMongameli Obama ngewayethethile. Ndinomrhano oqinileyo ebengenakuba nawo. Kodwa ndaye ndacinga nyani ukusuka ekubhaleni okuhlekisayo ukuba yayihlekisa ngokwenene. Kwakuse Isidlo sangokuhlwa sikaAl Smith , kwaye kwimizuzwana nje emibini uye wahlekisa ngathi, uHillary uyawathiya amaKatolika-kwaye ndicinga ukuba yayililo ixesha lokuqhula. Kwaye wathetha. Ndicinga ukuba kukho into eyenzekileyo apho wayecinga ukuba ufunda igumbi-kwaye kwavela ukuba akakwazi.
Ngaba ucinga ukuba uTrump unababhali bokuqhula, okanye ngaba uninzi lwe-ad-libbing?
Ngaba ijongeka ngathi ibhaliwe phantsi kuwe? Andicingi njalo! Isidlo sangokuhlwa sikaAl Smithyayinomdla kakhulu, kuba kwiphepha lokuqala, bekukho iziqhulo ezintlanu okanye ezintandathu ngokucacileyo ukuba umntu ubhalile; inye okanye zimbini ezazintle ngokwenyani-emva koko zacima isiporo. Kwaye unoluvo lokuba wayenobubele be-ad-libbing okanye ecinga: Ndingayenza ngcono i-punchline, kwaye ibingalunganga.
Jonga iindibano zakhe, uye ahleke kubaphulaphuli, andicingi ukuba kukho umntu obhala ezo jokes. Ke kwakhona, ukuhleka kuhlala kungoko kohlwaya iintshaba endaweni yokwenza abahlobo, ukuba iyavakala loo nto. Abanye abantu bathi, ayisiyonto yokuhlekisa leyo ? Kodwa hayi xa usiya kwezopolitiko-luhlobo nje lokuba dick. Unokuba uhlekisa kwaye usengudick. Indlela yokucinga ngayo kukuba ingaba kukuxhaphaza okanye akunjalo. Ngentlekisa, uyakwazi ukuba nenkohlakalo komnye umntu kwaye ubaleke. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba yile nto yenza olo hlobo lokuqhula luhlekise.
Oku kwenzeka ngamanye amaxesha phakathi kweenkululeko ngoku, apho unokuthi uDonald Trump uyanya, emva koko abantu baya kuhleka. Kodwa abahleki ngokwenyani ngenxa yokwakhiwa okuhle kwesiqhulo; luhlobo lwesivumelwano. Umhlobo wam obhalayo SNL iyibiza ngokuba yi-clapter. Kwaye njengombhali wehlaya uthi uhlala ezama ukuyiphepha kangangoko; Nditsho nje into edume ngokubanzi apho abantu bengekho ngokwenene ehleka.
Ngaba zazikho iihupu isiqhulo ekwakufuneka sitsibe kunye no-Obama ngaphambi kokufumana ukukhanya okuluhlaza?
Ndingazoba umahluko phakathi kweminyhadala yokuhlekisa kunye neentetho eziqhelekileyo. Kwintetho yesiqhelo, isiqhulo siya kuba yinxalenye yentetho. Umongameli wayeyifunda xa efunda le ntetho. Ngokucacileyo, ukuba umntu ucinga ukuba ayifanelekanga bangatsho njalo, kwaye singathetha sigqibe kwelokuba siyigcine. Kwaye ekugqibeleni bekuya kuba kwiPOTUS ukwenza loo mnxeba.
Kwiintetho ezihlekisayo, eyona nto inkulu yayikukuba siza kumiselwa. Xa ndandiqhuba inkqubo yokubhala iziqhulo, ndandifunda mhlawumbi iziqhulo ezingama-600 zaso sonke isiXhobo sabaNxibelelanisi besidlo sangokuhlwa. Kwaye kuba bendibhala iintetho eziqhelekileyo amaxesha amaninzi, unoluvo oluqhelekileyo loku Nantsi into ewela umgca, ngendlela engalunganga, kwaye Nantsi into etyhiliza imvulophu, ngendlela elungileyo. Ngezinye izinto uthi,Uyakwazo oko? Oku ngekhe kwenzeke, kuba ayiziva ilungile kumongameli, ngendlela efanayo ukuthi umgca oqinisekileyo awunakuziva ulungile. Kodwa andikaze ndibeke mithetho ithi,Nazi iidosi nezinto ongazenziyo ngokwenza iziqhulo.
Ngaba isitayile sika-Obama sokuqhula sihluke njani kwesikaTrump?
Asinakuze senze ihlaya apho inqaku laliyinto enovakalelo ngenkangeleko yomntu. Umzekelo, unyaka nonyaka kwakubekwa iziqhulo ezimbalwa apho ipunchline yayinguChris Christie ngumntu omkhulu.
Sinokusebenzisa isiqhulo malunga neBridgegate-okanye into esivakalelwa kukuba yayilukhetho awayelwenzile-kodwa esenza nje isiqhulo apho kufana nokuthi, Heyi, utyebe kakhulu kubonakala ngathi akanantlonipho. Kwaye uhlobo olukhohlakeleyo; akukho sizathu sokwenyani, sithetha nje. Kwaye izinto ezinokwabelana ngesondo, izinto ezinobuhlanga-ngokucacileyo oko ngekhe kubhabhe.
Kwaye enye into, ukuqhula ngobulumko, nantoni na malunga nokhuseleko lwesizwe asiyi kuhlekisa ngayo, nokuba kubonakala kulungile okwangoku. Ukuba iziganeko zinokwenza ukuba kubonakale kungancancisi xa ujonge ngasemva, leyo yinto ebesinokuyilumkela. Umzekelo, isiqhulo esihle esakhiwe kakuhle uTrump uxelele eGridiron kunyaka ophelileyo: Ndivulekile ukuba ndithethe noKim Jong Un. Kwabo babuza ubulumko bokujongana negeza elingenamakhonkco, ndingathi yingxaki yakhe leyo.
Khange ndiyifumane ihlekisa kuba ndiyifumene inyani kakhulu. Kodwa ke ihlaya elakhiwe kakuhle. Ngekhe sayithetha into enjalo, kuba ungathini xa unokumelana nenyukliya? Ngokukhawuleza, inyani yokuba umongameli wayeqhula malunga noku kuthetha into eyahluke kakhulu, njengoko yenzayo ngobusuku behlaya.
Abaphathi bakaTrump kuye kwafuneka bacacise amajelo eendaba ukuba wayeqhula ngento ethile, njengaxa watyhola abademokhrasi ngokungcatsha umbuso okanye kukhuthazwe amapolisa ukuba asebenze ngobundlobongela . UKellyanne Conway ukhalaze ngelithi iWashington ayinaburharha ngokupheleleyo kwaye ayinakuthatha ihlaya. Ngaba ngamava akho lawo?
Kwakungekho ixesha apho uBarack Obama wathetha into kwaye sathi, Hayi, eneneni wayehlekisa. Ngaba uyamazi uMike Birbiglia, umhlekisi? Kukhethekileyo, Ndiyabulela kuThixo ngamahlaya , uthetha ngendlela abantu abaya kuthetha ngayo into enyanyekayo emva koko bathi bendiqhula nje, ngokungathi loo nto iyenza ngcono. Ukuba kufuneka nditsho ndiyadlala ngoko ayingomdlalo.
Andiluthathi kakhulu olo hlobo lokuzikhusela. La maxesha apho kungabonakali nakubani na, kubandakanya nabasebenzi bakamongameli, ukuba le yayiyintlekisa-phambi kokuba kubekho impikiswano. Eyona nto bayithethayo yile, Kuya kufuneka ukhethe ukuba zeziphi iingxelo ozithatha kumongameli ngokungathí sina. Kwaye kuya kufuneka usenze ezo zigqibo kakuhle emva kwenyani, hayi njengemizuzu eli-15 kodwa kwiintsuku emva kwenyani, wento ekufuneka uyithathele ingqalelo kwaye ungayifanelanga.
Eyona nto inokuba ilunge kakhulu kodwa ayisiyiyo indlela elisebenza ngayo ilizwe. Hayi kwezopolitiko kuphela, kodwa amanye amazwe kufuneka enze izigqibo ngokusekwe kwinto ethethwa ngumongameli. Amashishini enza izigqibo ngokusekwe kwinto ethethwa ngumongameli. Kwaye abemi basisiseko sokuba amalungelo abo asengozini ngokusekwe kwinto ethethwa ngumongameli.
Ivakala ngathi iTrump inokuphelisa iimeko ezininzi ngokuzithoba ngakumbi. Kodwa ngaba loo nto ikwi-arsenal yakhe?
Ndicinga ngeTrump, xa uyikhupha yonke into oyibonayo luloyiko olukhulu. Le ngcinga yokuba ukuba ndingathetha into ezinciphisayo, nditsho njengentlekisa, abantu bayakuqonda ukuba kuyinyani. Apho uBill Clinton okanye u-Obama okanye u-Reagan bathathe imbono echaseneyo eyathi: Ewe, kunjalo ndingazihlekisa, kuba ngumbonakaliso wamandla nokuzithemba.
Ngendlela engaqhelekanga kakhulu asikaze sibe nomongameli othe phithi kukujonga okunzima. Kwaye asikaze sibe nomongameli kwezopolitiko nakwezangaphakathi. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba oko kubonakala kweziqhulo. Okanye ukungabikho kwayo.
Ndicinga ukuba yintoni enomdla kukuba ebekulungele ukuzithoba kwizinto ezimbalwa. Ngokungaqhelekanga iinwele zakhe zazinye wayehlala ekulungele ukuthetha malunga-andazi ukuba kutheni, ngakumbi-kodwa uyibonile loo nto ngoJimmy Fallon naye. Wayelungile malunga nokugculelwa ngokungabinazo iinwele zabantu. Kodwa ufumana uluvo lokuba zeziphi ezisengozini kunye nento engekhoyo-ngokungathi awunakuhlekisa ngemali yakhe.
Ke kubaluleke kangakanani ukuba umongameli ahlekise?
Andiqondi ukuba ibalulekile; Ndicinga nje ukuba iluncedo. Ukuhlekisa kuluncedo ngendlela efanayo yokuba charismatic iluncedo. Siye saba noomongameli ababengezizo izithethi ezilungileyo kwaye sinabo oomongameli ababengengabo abalungileyo kwi-schmoozing, kwaye sinabo abongameli abangazange bahlekise, kodwa ukuba ulungile kwezo zinto, kungcono kunokuba ube mbi kubo.
