Stassi Schroeder.UIan Maddox Imigaqo yeVanderpump igcwele ubuntu obugqithisileyo, abantu abonakalisa imvakalelo yokucinga ukuba izakukhokelela kwinto enomdla. Olu luhlobo lwenyani kamabonakude. Abantu bakhetha ubukrelemnqa babo bengqondo nangona besazi ukuba ayilunganga kubo; Baziphethe kakubi ngeyona ndlela kuba ukucinezela i-id yabo kuya kuziva ngathi kukungcatsha.
USassi Schroeder ebesoloko ekho IVanderpump 'Inyosi yokumkanikazi-into entle ekunzima ukuyikhupha unikwe ukuba uthotho lubizwa ngegama lomnye umntu: indawo yokutyela elite kunye nomlungiseleli weminyaka eliwaka uLisa Vanderpump. Abalandeli abazinikeleyo bayazi ukuba ungakanani amandla awasebenzisayo. Kumaxesha angaphambili, uSchroeder ubephethe njengomphathi weqela lomhlobo wakhe, esusa izithuko ezimnandi kunye nokuncitshiswa kwentlalo kuye nakubani na obenobuganga bokuwela (okanye uThixo angavumeli, angahloniphi usuku lwakhe lokuzalwa ).
Rhuma kwiNcwadana yeendaba yoMbonisi
Kodwa njengoko umboniso uqhubeka nokuvela, uSchroeder waqala ukuveza imiqondiso yokuba wayefunda okuninzi Imigaqo yeVanderpump njengoko ababukeli bayo babenjalo. Wafudukela eNew York, emva koko watshintsha ingqondo. Wawuyeka umsebenzi wakhe njengeseva ye-SUR (i-Sexy Unique Restaurant) kwaye wenyuka waya kummandla we ipodcasting , Apho azenzele khona isiqwenga somntu othetha ngokuthe ngqo nosoloko ehlekisa. Kwaye ngoku ubhale incwadi ebizwa Inqanaba elilandelayo leSiseko: Isikhokelo esichaziweyo seSiseko seBitch , eyinto yonke ethembisa ukuba iya kuba yiyo nangaphezulu.
Umjongi ubize uSchroeder ukuba axoxe ngekamva IVanderpump , iingcinga zakhe zobuqhetseba azithandayo kunye nendlela akwazi ngayo ukufaka izitshixo kwiimoto zamakhwenkwe akhe ngaphandle kokungena engxakini.
Umbonisi: Ke ngoku useLas Vegas ngoku, akunjalo?
Schroeder: Ewe, ndibuye izolo, kwaye bendisokola kakhulu, kuye kwafuneka ndifumane i-IV yendlu yam. Ndisasokola nangoku. Andinakuxhoma indlela endandiqhele ngayo.
Ndilifundile eli qhekeza namhlanje malunga nabantu abakwiminyaka engama-30 abayekayo utywala, kwaye bendifana, Ayizukuba ndim. Kodwa kulungile kuwe.
Ewe, mamela, mhlawumbi ndifana, ndinciphisa i-tad, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ndingayeki.
Ke kuqala kwinto zonke, njengommeli wesiseko, lithetha ntoni elo gama kuwe?
Ewe, ndicinga kum ukuba ithetha into eyahlukileyo kunaleyo wonke umntu acinga ukuba iyiyo. Andazi ukuba nini igama esisiseko yajika yaba yinto embi. Ngokufanelekileyo xa zonke iividiyo ziphumile-uyazi, ezo vidiyo zeparody. Uyayikhumbula lonto?
Ungazi njani ukuba uyimvubu esisiseko-olo hlobo lwezinto?
Ewe, okanye ukuba uthandana nenja esisiseko. Endizithandayo ezo vidiyo. Ndicinga ukuba bayaphambana. Ndicinga nje izinto ezininzi ezithethwa ngabantu kwezi vidiyo kwaye yintoni abantu abahlekisa ngayo njengezisisiseko eneneni zizinto, ezinje- ukungahambi yonke iMarie Kondo okanye nantoni na- zisizisela uvuyo. Kukho isizathu sokuba uninzi lwethu senze izinto ezisisiseko okanye njengezinto ezisisiseko-kuba kumnandi. Ke kum ukuba sisiseko kuyinto eyonwabisayo. Akukho nto iphosakeleyo ngokuba nomdla ofanayo nabanye abantu. Kukho isizathu sokuba kutheni le midla ithandwa: kuba iyonwabisa.
Kwincwadi yakho ukhankanye ngokuthe ngqo ukuba awunyanzelekanga ukuba uzenze ngathi uthanda iimuvi zikaDaniel Day-Lewis ukuze ubonakale upholile. Ndonwabele lo mgca ngokukodwa, kuba ndiyamthanda uDaniel Day-Lewis kwaye wayefana Owu, Thixo, ngaba ndizamile?
Hayi, akukho mthunzi kuye. Inkqubo ye- ULincoln bhanyabhanya-bendicinga ukuba yifilimu entle. Ndiza kuphinda ndiyibukele kwakhona? Ngokuqinisekileyo akunjalo.
Ukwakhuthaza ukuba ungakrazuki ungene emntwini ngenxa yokuba ethanda into ongayithandiyo, leyo yingcinga entle ngokwenene. Ngaba kukho iimeko apho ukuba nentiyo, njengoko ubeka, eneneni sisenzo esifanelekileyo? Okanye ngaba uluhlobo olukhuthaza ngokupheleleyo ubume obuhle?
Mamela, ndingumntu ofumana uvuyo lokuba ngumgwebi kunye nokuhlekisa nokukrazula komnye umntu. Ndiza kusebenzisa uScheana [Shay] njengomzekelo. Vula Imigaqo yeVanderpump, thina sobabini siyazi ukuba siza kuhlekisana, kwaye konke kumnandi. Ngaphandle kokuba ngenene iqala ukwenzakalisa iimvakalelo zomntu ngendlela enzulu, ndiyoyika kakhulu ukuhlala kwihlabathi elingenaburharha, ngenxa yoko andikho apha ndizama ukushumayela ubulungisa okanye nantoni na. 
Inqanaba elilandelayo eliSisiseko nguStassi Schroeder.Ngobubele bukaStassi Schroeder
Kwincwadi yakho, uthetha ngokufudukela kwi-LA kunye nokuhlala noJax, okucenga ukuba ujonge iScientology, eniya kuthi ekugqibeleni niyenze. Okwangoku ukhankanya umcebisi kaTom Cruise, apha kum kuvakala ngathi nguDavid Miscavige. Ngaba waziswa kwiScientology nguDavid Miscavige?
Andithethi ngaye, hayi. Zange ndadibana naye. Le yindoda eligama andisalikhumbuli ihleli nje izigwagwisa ngendlela ebengumcebisi ngayo kuTom Cruise. Ndiqinisekile ukuba wonke umntu kwi-Scientology ozama ukuchukumisa okanye ukugaya abantu abatsha kusenokwenzeka ukuba uyayithetha loo nto. I-Scientology sisikimu sephiramidi sazo zonke izikimu zepiramidi, kodwa kusekho abantu abaninzi phaya abathanda iinkqubo zepiramidi, njengeRodan + Fields. Ndisebenzisa u-Facebook wam ubukhulu becala ukubona ukuba ziphi na izihlobo zam ezivela kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo okanye kwisikolo segrama, kwaye zonke, zinje, ngokuthengisa izinto ezingaqhelekanga kwaye ndizama, njengokufuna abantu abatsha kuyo, kwaye ndinje, Nina bafo, sivile ngezikimu zepiramidi. Uwela njani kule nto?
Ndingathanda ukwazi ukuba loluphi uhlobo lweenoveli ozithandayo, ukuba ukuloo nto.
Ndineentloni zokuba andifundanga inoveli ixesha elide, kodwa ndigqithile kwiqela leembali. NdikwiMarie Antoinette kwaye bendithanda Tudors, ke okwesibini ndingafumana izandla zam entweni enento yokwenza noko, ndingena kuyo ngenene. Kwaye ke inenja yokwenene esisiseko kum ifundile, njenge, iincwadi ezininzi zikaMarilyn Monroe. Kodwa ngokubhekisele kwiinoveli, ilixesha elide ngokwenene. Ndishiya loo nto kumfana endithandana naye. Uhlala ephaphile ebusuku efunda iinoveli.
Ngaba uyayikholelwa ithiyori yelenqe yokuba ooKennedys babulala uMarilyn Monroe? Leyo yenye yeengcinga zam zelenqe endizithandayo.
Ewe, ndiyazithanda iingcinga zelenqe, ke ngoko ndikhetha ukukholelwa kuzo zonke.
Zeziphi ezinye ozithandayo?
Masibone, ukuba urhulumente uneenqwelomoya ezibhabha ngaphezulu kwethu, ngokufana, ngokuwisa izitshizi ezahlukeneyo ezenza ukuba sife sincinci.
Iindlela zeChem, ewe.
Ewe. Ndiyayithanda le ithi kukho abatshintshi bemilo kurhulumente phakathi kwethu-ngokungathi mhlawumbi bangabaphambukeli abatshintshayo. Inani lamaxesha endiye ndaguqula ukutshintsha kwemilo kwiintlanganiso zikarhulumente kwaye ndizamile nje nyani ukufundisisa imifanekiso eshukumayo! Ndiyayithanda loo nto.
Yintoni eyenze ukuba uthathe isigqibo sokuhlala phantsi ubhale incwadi?
Ndihleli ndifuna ukwenza njalo. Kungenxa yoko le nto ndaye ndaya kwiYunivesithi yaseLoyola Marymount, kwaye ngombulelo utata wam wandivumela ukuba ndibhale kakhulu isiNgesi, kuba yayisisifundo endisithandayo kwaye ndandisoloko ndikuthanda ukubhala. Andizange nje ndiyazi into endifuna ukubhala ngayo. Kwikholeji bendihlala ndibhala nje izinto zokuqonda, izinto ezinjalo. Kwaye emva kokuba ndiqalisile ukucinga ngokubhala incwadi… njenga, ndicinga ukuba lelinye lawona macandelo anzima kukufumanisa ukuba kuthetha ntoni oko kwaye kuya kuba yintoni ngqo. Andizukubhala ngobomi bam, kuba, ndazi ntoni?
Ndiyabulela kakhulu nge-podcast yam kuba kulapho ndiye ndaqonda ukuba kokukhona ndiza kuthetha ngamabali am esisiseko okanye izinto ezisisiseko, kokukhona bendiya kuba nabaphulaphuli befikelela kum besithi bayakuthanda ukuyiva loo nto, kwaye baziva bengaphantsi bodwa kwizinto abazithandayo nezinto ezenzekayo kubo. Kulapho ndaqonda khona ukuba ndiyazi kakuhle into endifuna ukubhala ngayo kwaye kanye kanye le ndiyimeleyo. Ndiva ngathi wonke umntu ufuna ukuziva ngathi unoluhlobo oluthile lwenjongo okanye ukuba banika into kwihlabathi. Andikho, uyazi, eIndiya ukwakha amakhaya abantu okwangoku, kodwa ubuncinci ndingabhala into ehlekisa abantu kwaye bazive ngathi balungile.
Yayinjani inkqubo yokubhala?
Kwakunzima ngendlela endandicinga ngayo. Ndacinga ukuba esi sicelo sasinzima, kodwa ndandingazi ukuba siza kuba nzima kakhulu emva koko. Eli lixesha lam lokuqala ukubhala incwadi, kwaye bendingazi malunga nolwakhiwo kunye nendlela izinto ezithile ezimele ukuba ngayo. Ndinawo onke la manqaku endandiwaqokelela iminyaka, iingcinga kunye nezincoko ezincinci zobuqu ezincinane. Andikwazi ukuphosa konke oko kuxwebhu lweLizwi elinye-ayisebenzi njalo. Wonke umntu kwiiNcwadi zeGalari wayeluncedo kakhulu, kwaye ngekhe ndikwazi ukuyenza ngaphandle kwabantu abaninzi abandincedayo. Kwakukho iicatshulwa ezizigidi kunye neefowuni zokulila endizenzileyo ndanjengazo, Yintoni le ndiyenzayo? Kutheni undiqeshile? Oku kunzima ngokwenene. Kodwa ndifumanise ukuba ukufumana ulwakhiwo, kum, yeyona nto inzima, kwaye emva kokuba oko kwenziwe kube lula kakhulu, kuba awuhlali nje phambi kwecompyuter yakho ucinga, Ndifuna ukubhala ngantoni?
Ndilithandile icandelo lakho malunga nokukhangela iimoto zabafana. Ngaba ukhe wangena engxakini ngenxa yalonto?
Hayi, andizange ndingene engxakini. Ndiyenzile loo nto kumakhwenkwe amabini, uJax engomnye wabo. Ndikhankanye enye-andazi ukuba ndimthiye ngegama. Yayisisithandwa sam sokuqala apha e-LA, kwaye wazama ukundimangalela. Ngalo lonke ixesha enditsalela umnxeba, bendisazi ukuba usefowunini negqwetha lizama ukwenza, njengokuvuma isono kum, kwaye ndiyafana, Sihlobo, ndiphambi kwakho. Andizukuvuma ukuba ndiyenzile le nto. Oku kwakungaphambi kokuba ndisebenze kwi-SUR, ke kwinqanaba elilandelayo ndophuka. Ayaphukanga nje, kodwa uthanda Ukuqhekeka Ukuqhekeka. Andizukuyihlawulela imoto yakho ndakufumanisa ukuba undiqhathile. Hambozimosha.
Ngaba i IVanderpump Thetha malunga nokuba ixesha elingakanani umboniso uza kubakho?
Owu, yonke imihla. Siluhlobo lweendlela ezinqamlezayo ngoku, apho izinto ezininzi ziguqukayo. Abantu abaninzi bathenga izindlu, kwaye abantu bayatshata, kwaye ooToms banabhar. Ndinencwadi ephuma. Wonke umntu unomsebenzi wokusebenza kanzima, kwaye asisenawo amaseva nje. Olwam uluvo malunga nalo kukuba le inokuba ngumboniso otshintsha kancinci kwaye uqhubeke u-frickin-ever. Ndiyathetha, inokuba njalo Amantombazana eGolide, apho sikunye nosapho olukhethiweyo lomnye apho ngaphandle kokuba iikhamera zijikeleze, ikri efanayo iyaqhubeka. Ikwangabo bantu ndihamba nabo, ndihamba nabo, ndibatsalela umnxeba rhoqo. Aba ngabahlobo bam, ke ngenxa yokuba ndingenazo iikhamera macala onke, akukho nto inokutshintsha. Ukuba uBravo okanye nabani na ofuna ukusibukela aqhubeke nokukhula kwaye atshintshe kwaye alubone lonke olo tshintsho ebomini, ndicinga ukuba ingaqhubeka ngonaphakade. Kodwa ndiyathetha, ukuba bafuna ukuyigcina nje kwi-SUR ngeeseva, oko kwahlukile.
Kulungile, kuba nina bantu niyakhonza kwakhona?
Kukho isibini sethu esizama ukungena, kodwa kufana neDisneyland. Kufana nenkosazana yakwaDisney eDisneyland, kwaye ngekhe uzame ukulinda itafile kuba kukho umgca wabantu abangama-20 kanye emva kwakho uzama ukuthatha ifoto. Bazama kwaye babonise ixesha elide kangangoko banako, kodwa kuhlala kuphela malunga nemizuzu engama-45, emva koko bafana, Kulungile, kufuneka uphume apha.
Uthi umboniso unokuqhubeka ngonaphakade ukuba uBravo unomdla, kodwa ngaba yinto oyifunayo?
Ngokunyaniseka, ewe. Ndikuqhele kakhulu ngoku, kwaye sinabasebenzi kunye nabavelisi abafanayo kwasekuqaleni, ke bafana nosapho lwam. Xa nditshata, bendiya kubafuna phofu. Kwaye ndiziva njengababukeli bam, yethu ababukeli, bebekhona ukusukela ekuqaleni, kwaye kuphantse ngathi ndiziva ngathi sinetyala kubo, uyazi ukuba ndithetha ukuthini? Ndinyanzelekile ukuba ndibabonise amaxesha amakhulu, okanye ukuba ndiye ndalwa nesithandwa sam. Ndinetyala labo lokunyaniseka kunye nenyaniso kuba bakhulile kunye nathi. Ndicinga ukuba ngoku singena kunyaka wethu wesibhozo, sonke siziqhelanise nokuphila ubomi bethu phantse ukuba yiyo yonke into endiyaziyo.
Olu dliwanondlebe luye lwacinywa kwaye lwahlelwa ukuba lucace.
Inqanaba elilandelayo leSiseko: Isikhokelo esichaziweyo seSiseko seBitch iyafumaneka ngoku kwiincwadi zegalari.
