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NdinguDracula, iNkosana yoBumnyama. Ndinxanelwe igazi leentombi kwaye ndonwabile ngenzondelelo kumakhulu, ndiguqula uninzi lwaba ngamajoni eedemon kumkhosi wam ongalunganga. Ndingumculi / umbhali wengoma ethobekileyo ebizwa ngokuba yiTransylvania Twist ebonakala ngathi ilahlekile kwimbali ngenxa yempumelelo enkulu yengoma yomculo wokugqobhoza iMonster Mash.
Ngokuqinisekileyo, ngoku nguMash. Ngoku yiMonster Mash. Kodwa yayinguTwist. YayiyiTransylvania iTwist.
Sonke siyayazi iMonster Mash kaBobby Boris Pickett. Ingoma ethandekayo, kunokuba ivela kwiHalloween. Ingoma entle. Kodwa iTransylvania iTwist yayizama ukwenza into eyahlukileyo, uyazi? Kwakunomdla. Kwakungaqhelekanga. Kwakumalunga nevampire elilolo. Kwenzeka ntoni kuyo?
Ndicinga ukuba eyona nto indikhathaza kakhulu nge-Monster Mash kukuba ndikhankanyiwe kumagama akhalazayo nge-Monster Mash. Oku kuhlala kundibetha njengokuncinci kwaye kungabinabungcali. Oku kuya kufana nokuba uTaylor Swift wabhala indawo kwiGazi elibi apho uKaty Perry ekhubekiswa yingoma yeGazi elibi. Akunangqondo.
Ngokuqinisekileyo, ngaphandle kwebhokisi yam, ilizwi lam lakhala. Ewe, bendikhathazwa yinto enye. Ndisivulile isiciko ndashukumisa inqindi, ndaye ndabuza nokuba kwenzeka ntoni na ngeTransylvania Twist yam. Kodwa bendibuza nje ukuba singayidlala ngokulandelayo. I-Crypt Kicker 5 ibidlala iMash ubusuku bonke. Ukusasaza uthando kancinci. Itheko.
Kwaye waphendula wathini uBoris, isazinzulu elabhoratri endicinga ukuba ngumhlobo wam? Undenze umphefumlo wam njengoyena mntu uphulukene kakhulu nembali yengoma yeholide. Kangangeminyaka, ndandinguDracula, isiGqeba esisoyikwayo saseTransylvania. Ngenxa kaMash, ngoku ndimdala nje ngokunamathela kwizinto zangaphambili.
Ndingu vampire opholileyo, Kulungile? Ndiyawuthanda umculo omtsha. Ngaba unalo uluvo lokuba mtsha kangakanani umculo endiwuvileyo kule minyaka ingamawaka amabini idlulileyo? UDrac uyalithanda ikamva. Ndicinga ukuba umculo wepop uya kwicala elinomdla ngokwenene.
Uxolo khange ndikhawuleze ngokukhawuleza kuyo yonke ingoma njengaye wonke umntu okwiCastle East. Wonke umntu uyazi ukuba ii-ghouls zize nje ukufumana i-jolt kwi-electrode ka-Boris. I-Ghouls ayingobenzi besonka. I-Ghouls zii-jolt fiends ezoyikekayo, kwaye babedanisa nantoni na ukuze bayingcamle loo electrode imnandi, nencasa.
I-Monster Mash yinto ebambekayo, kwaye ayisiyiyo i-gothic ye-vampire entle ethandana nentombi engalindelanga kwaye izama ukumlukuhla ebusuku. Yiyo le nto iTransylvania Twist.
I-Monster Mash yingoma ebaluleke ngayo ngokwayo. IiBeatles azange zichithe isiqingatha esithi Uyandithanda esithi uyandithanda amangcwaba. Bayiyeke ithethe ngokwayo. Sonke siyazi ukuba Uyandithanda lingcwaba lamangcwaba. IMonster Mash imalunga nokuba ithandwa kangakanani kwaye inkulu kangakanani iMash. ITransylvania Twist imalunga nothando kunye nelahleko kunye nokutshintsha ukuba lilulwane.
UMash usengowona mhlaba ubalaseleyo. Kube nguMash ngaphezulu kweminyaka engama-60. Akulunganga ukuba ingoma yam yeHalloween ithathelwe indawo yenye ingoma yeHalloween, emva koko yahlala injalo ngonaphakade.
Nantsi inkcazo evela kwi-Twist:
Wonke umntu ululwane; siyonwaba!
Ipati ubusuku bonke, kuba ndiyaloyika ilanga!
Utshe igazi lonke kuClaire wam oswiti
Bendingazimisele ukumbulala, ndiyafunga.
Ndinqwenela ukuba ndingumntu ofayo ukuze ndingabikho.
Akukho nto yokwenza ngaphandle kokwenza iTwist.
Ukujija iTransylvania!
[Imizuzwana engama-30 yegazi ivuza]
Ingoma yomculo weTransylvania iTwist ithanda ukufihla iingoma zayo ezimnyama, ezikhoyo. Ndizama nyani ukungena kulusizi oluyindalo lokuba yivampire yokuncanca igazi. Kukho inxalenye kamva apho ungeke uxelele ukuba ndiyenza kakubi okanye ndilila. Luhle uvavanyo, kwaye ungadanisa kulo.
Ke, le Halloween, mamela into enezinto. Nceda uncede unikele kwiGoFundMe ukuphinda ikhuphe iTransylvania Twist ekwiCD nakwiVinyl ebomvu. Ndingayibeka kwi-Soundcloud mahala kodwa kukho yonke le nto ngamalungelo andifuni ngenene ukungena kuwo. Wonke umntu onikelayo uyabulelwa kumanqaku afanelekileyo, kwaye ukuba unikela ngaphezulu kwe- $ 10, ndiza kukubhalela inqaku lokubulela. Ukuba unikela ngaphezulu kwe-100 yeedola, ngokuzenzekelayo ulilungu leBat Bunch, kwaye uyakufumana iTransylvania Twist beanie, itoti, kunye nenwele yenwele evela kwisithandwa sam, wemka uClaire. Kukuba ngokwenene.
Ndiza kukushiya neengoma zokugqibela ezivela kwi-Twist:
Ke, yenza shuffle kwaye ubambe isibonda somthi,
Akukho nto unokuyiphilela, akukho mfuneko yokuba uvuke.
Ndingumvampire okhohlakeleyo, ngoko ndiyathandabuza ukuba ndiza kuphoswa
Ndikhumbule xa ujija.
Ukujija iTransylvania!
