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Kanye kanye ngenyanga okanye iCharmin Bears ihlasela ivenkile yam yokutya. Bavela emahlathini, bahambe ngokuzolileyo badlule kwindawo yethu yokupaka, kwaye bangene ngeengcango ezizenzekelayo. Bafuna into enye kuphela, kwaye sonke siyayazi. Sibayekile bathabathe iphepha labo lendlu yangasese elixabisekileyo kwaye sithandazela ukuba kungabikho namnye kubo ohleli kakubi ngemini.
Ukuqala kwethu ukuza kweebhere, besingakulungelanga. Sasingazi ukuba bafuna ntoni kwaye sazama ukuboyikisa. Saphosa i-salmon eninzi kubo. Andiyi kulilibala iliso labo lokufa njengoko babekrazula ivenkile, befuna ibhaso labo. Ndizamile ukubancancisela ubusi, kodwa lonto ibenze babanomsindo ngakumbi.
Ndifuna ukugxininisa ukuba phambi kweCharmin Bears, akukho mntu waziyo ukuba iibhere zazifuna iphepha langasese. Siyayazi loo nto ngoku, kwaye olo lwazi belunokumsindisa uTim, umphathi-mali wethu owenze impazamo yokuzifihla emva kwenqaba yePhepha laseScott Toilet. ICharmin Bears iyamcaphukela uScott, kwaye asisenasitokhwe.
Amarhamncwa atshabalalisa ivenkile ngaloo mini, ehamba ne-24-pack yeCharmin Extra Soft kunye ne-timet ye-Tim njengendebe ekhohlakeleyo yamaxhoba okuzingela. Akufuneki ukuba sithethe, besididekile yile nto yenzekileyo.
Ukufika kweebhere kwinyanga kamva, sasicinga ukuba zifuna izinto zokuhlamba ezingaphezulu. Ndizamile ukubenzela ibhegi encinci enesidambisi kunye neebrashi zamazinyo, kodwa bayikrazula loo nto kwaye bandiphosa iinyawo ezilishumi emoyeni ngengalo zabo zeebhere. Ndafika kwinqaba yokuthenga 1 Fumana ihafu yesi-Coke Zero. I-Coke Zero ichitheke kuyo yonke indawo. Iibhere ziyicoce ngeCharmin, phantse ngokungathi iyabonisa ukuba iyamangalisa njani.
Ukubona abantu abadala abane baseNyakatho Melika uBrown Bears becoca ngokucokisekileyo umgangatho kunye nephepha langasese kwaye yeyona nto ibalaseleyo endakha ndayibona ebomini bam bonke.
Ndinqwenela ukunqanda zombini uhlaselo kunye nokubiwa kwephepha langasese elinamaxabiso aphezulu, ndaya kungena ehlathini ndishiya uphawu lwentengiso ephepheni lendlu yangasese. Ukubuya kwam kwiintsuku ezimbalwa emva koko ukuza kubona ukuba amabhere ayawamkela na umbingelelo wam, babewugubungele umzimba kaMartin, ixhego elaligcina iinqwelo zokutya kwiqashiso, ngaphezulu kwephepha langasese. Umyalezo wawucacile: ezi bhere zazifuna uCharmin noCharmin kuphela.
Andizange ndivumele uMartin ukuba asebenze ngaphandle esazi ukuba kukho iibhere, kodwa yinto nje endimele ndihlale nayo njengomphathi wevenkile yokutya.
Ngoku sibeka iCharmin ngaphambili kwivenkile, ngethemba lokuba iibhere ziya kuyithatha kwaye zisishiye sodwa. Baza kuhlala besebenzisa iindlela. Ndinethiyori abathi ngokuthe ngcembe baya ngokuya beba mandundu. Omnye wabo unxiba iiglasi ngoku. Ndiyoyika ukuba zitshintsha ngokukhawuleza kangakanani.
Ngenye imini enye yeebhere yazama ukundibhatala ngeentonga kunye namathambo entlanzi. Ndingafuni ukuyikhubekisa, ndavuma. Uye wandijonga, ephefumla kancinci ephuma empumlweni, wandityhala kancinci ngentupha. Ndiye ndaqonda ukuba ufuna utshintsho. Ndamnika igqabi. Oku kwabonakala ngathi kuyamanelisa.
Ewe, iibhere zilonakalisile ishishini. Njengoko unokuthelekelela, siphuhlise isidima njengevenkile yokutya ezithengisa iibhere kuyo. Ndizama ukubeka umqondiso owazisa abantu ukuba sinesivumelwano esingathandekiyo neebhere, kodwa abathengi bahlala kude. Ndicinga ukuba ziindleko zokwenza ishishini kweyona Wegman ikufutshane ehlathini.
Ndicinga ukuba ilizwi liye laphuma kwizidalwa zehlathi esiye saqulunqa umgaqo-nkqubo wezilwanyana. Ngawuphi na umzuzu isikhova singadubula kwiminyango yam njengebhetshi ephuma esihogweni, sithathe iTootsie Roll Pops, kwaye sihambe. Oku kuye kwaba yinto yethu eqhelekileyo.
Nditsale umgca xa kufika ingwe endala yaseBengal evenkileni, yathatha iiFlakes ezinamaqebengwana, yahamba. Sihlala eAlbany, NY. Ayamkelekanga loo nto kwaye bekufanele ukuba ibiyimpazamo kumyezo wezilwanyana.
Ndibhala le ndiyithethayo, nceda wehle kwi-Wegman's grocery. Sikhe sayiqonda ngakumbi okanye kancinci le nto yokuthwala. Ukuba iibhere ziye zafunda ukufunda, nceda uyeke ukulahla iphepha lakho langasese elisetyenzisiweyo kwindawo yethu yokulahla inkunkuma. Imbi. Ukuba awukabinokuphucula imibhobho yangaphakathi, mhlawumbi akufuneki usebenzise iphepha langasese.