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Yarrr, ndingomnye wabaphangi aboyikekayo baseCaribbean. Ndingusilava okhohlakeleyo ocelayo, okopayo, kwaye weba indlela yakhe enqumla ulwandle. Ndingumfo wamaso kaCaptain Jack Sparrow.
Ndifuna ukugxininisa: Khange ndingene ekubhanxeni ngokwenza ubuhlalu. Ndingene ikakhulu kulwalamano kunye nokungabikho kokukhetha. Eyona nto kukuba, unexesha elininzi xa usenqanaweni, kwaye njengomthetho, abaphangi abanazo iincwadi. Kuyadika kakhulu kuba usebenzisa ii-cannon ezinje nge-1 / 10,000th yexesha. Ngenye imini ndandizonwabisa ngamaso kunye neenwele zomntu endandikunye naye enqanaweni, ndaze ndaqonda ukuba ndiyilungele.
Ngeloxesha ndandimisiwe IBlack Pearl (ngaphambi kokuqalekisa), kunye noCaptain Jack bandibona ndinobuhlalu kwizinwele zam ndaza ndabhengeza ukuba ijongeka ngathi yeyokuhombisa kunye nelitye elinobuhle. Ndilumke! Ndaye ndaqala into eyi-14 yeminyaka eqhutywa njengendoda yakhe yobuhlalu. Ayingomsebenzi mkhulu.
Ndothuke kakhulu ukuba ndikhawuleze njani ukuba ngumphathi wentsimbi. Ngaba wakhe waba ngoyena mntu ukwaziyo ukubopha iqhina phambi komtshato, emva koko uphele kufuneka ubophe zonke izibophelelo zomtshato wonke? Injalo.
Ixesha le-bead, uJack uya kubhengeza emva kokusela kakhulu i-rum. Ndiza kuthi emva koko ndivulele ibhegi yam i-bead kunye nemodeli eyahlukileyo eyahlukileyo kunye nee-medallion kuye. Kuya kufuneka ndichukumise iinwele zakhe ezenyanyekayo njengoko uJack eqhubeka njalo malunga nokuzonwabisa kwakhe kubafazi bembetha. Iqale njengonomtsalane kwaye inomdla, kodwa ngoku ii-antics zakhe zidiniwe kwaye zibuhlungu.
Elona candelo lililo mhlawumbi kukubeka iindevu zakhe ezincinci. Kuya kufuneka ndijije iinwele zakhe ziqine ngokwaneleyo ukuba zenziwe i-bead kodwa ndingazomeleli ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndimonzakalise. Ngumsebenzi wesihogo.
Andizange ebomini bam ndadibana nepirate ejongene nokubonakala kwesitayile ngelixa ndingcolile. Kuthatha iiyure ukuba azilungiselele yonke imihla. Ngawaphi amaso ekufanele ndihambe nawo? Uya kubuza ngelixa ezibophelela kwintloko ebomvu enye amashumi amabini eminyaka. Nokuba yeyiphi na, ndiza kuphendula, ziintsimbi nje.
UCaptain Jack Sparrow uya kujonga emehlweni am athi, Ndiyayifuna le nto. Ndingumntu ongenanto, onesiphene ngokunzulu owenzakalise kwaye walahla wonke umntu ebomini bam. Ekuphela kwento ekufuneka ndijonge phambili kuyo kukuba ndinxiba okwe titshala yobugcisa engenamakhaya. Ke ngesiqhelo ndiza kusebenzisa nje amanye amaso abomvu namhlophe.
Kuhlala kungumnqa ukuphanga izibuko kwaye ubuze iidolophu-zabantu aboyikayo baphi ubuhlalu bakho? Ndidinga amaso eenwele zomphathi wam. Baza kulila bandinike iindlela zegolide kunye namajikazi axabisekileyo, kwaye ndinyanzelekile ukuba andiyifuni le nto ngaphandle kokuba inokujikwa ibe yintsimbi.
Bendihlala ndithanda ukubekwa kwentloko. Ndifana nepirate eyenze kakuhle ekwenzeni izacholo zobuhlobo ngehlobo elinye, kodwa ke wonke umntu wayelindele ukuba ndibenze ke bayeka ukuba ziintsimbi zobuhlobo, uyazi? I-Beading isetyenziselwa ukuthetha into ethile.
Ndingathanda ukukhangela inqanawe. Ndizazi kakuhle iinkwenkwezi. Bendinethemba lokwenza utshintsho, kodwa emva koko zonke iipirate zaqala ukundibiza ngeBillstrap Bill. Igama lam ndinguFrancis. Ndinezinto ezininzi zokunikela.
Ndicinga ukuba ndingakwazi ukuphatha kuphela ubuhlalu beCaptain Jack ngethemba elinye lasehlotyeni. Oku akunakuqhubeka ngonaphakade, akunjalo? Kungekudala, nokuba kufanelekile ukuba adinwe kukutshiza kwakhe. Okona kuncinci bendinayo loo mihla yokuqala xa amaso amatsha kwaye ndonwabile kubugcisa bam.
Kwaye ukuphendula umbuzo wakho, ewe, ndenza i-liner yakhe. Kuba singabaphangi abahlala elwandle, ubukhulu becala luludaka olomileyo.
