Amanenekazi ka Oomama bokwenyani bePomomac kuhlobo oluthile lweMaryland Marti Gras okanye into.IBravo Khawufane ucinge xa ususwa ngomlingo usiwa eDelaware. Ndiyazi ukuba amanenekazi ePotomac awekho eDelaware kodwa kuvakalelwa ngathi balungile ngoku. Indlu yaselwandle yaseAshley yiDelaware yeendawo ezimnandi zokuya, njengoko kungekho kuyo. Uxolo uJoe Biden. Ke khawufane ucinge ukuba ukwiDelaware.
Sivula sibuyele apho besishiye khona, ngentetho yokwenene ngobomi bukaRobyn noCharrisse. Bayalila, ndisazibuza ukuba kutheni bengatyi nononkala. UKatie akananto yokwenza igalelo, u-Ashley uneentloni. Izinto zihamba ngendlela yegalufa uKaren ahamba rhoqo neBill Bill Gates.
Kodwa ke, njengesibane sethemba, ingelosi ayithumele kuthi, uGizelle Bryant, ubiza uKatie ukuba amkhuphele iPDA yakhe enyanyekayo kwaye abuze ukuba ingaba yena noAndrew babekho na kwinto yomsitho wokuzalwa ka-Ashley (wink wink, drug). Ewe, uGizelle, babenento ethile. Inzwa yam yokugqibela. UKatie akazi ukuba makathini kodwa ndiyathemba ukuba uvavanya ubomi bakhe kunye nokukhetha. Ngamana sonke singaba ne-Gizelle yokusikhuthaza ukuba sijonge kakuhle, kanzima esipilini. Ukuba nabani na ufuna umntu oza kuzalisa le ndima ebomini babo, ndingathanda ukunxibelelana ne-LinkedIn.
Ngosuku olulandelayo u-Brynee uthatha isigqibo sokushukumisa imbiza ngakumbi ngokujongana no-Gizelle malunga neenkxalabo zakhe ezisisiseko malunga noKatie kubusuku obudlulileyo. UBrynee usenokuba unxaniwe kancinci. UKatie ngandlela thile uzisa ubomi besini sikaGizelle kwaye uba neentloni kakhulu. Uyaqhubeka nokuba bummer omkhulu kwaye ukhwela nje ebhedini. Yindlela endizisombulula ngayo iingxaki zam ukuze aphumelele amanqaku kwincwadi yam apho.
Ukunxanwa kukaBrynee kukhula kwaye uKaren wongeza ipetroli emlilweni, njengoko bekhokelela uKatie ukuba azame ukuthatha uGizelle. Awufaki u-Muhammed Ali noMichael Cera kumsesane kunye, yiyo yonke into endiyithethayo. Ngethamsanqa kuwe kuloo nto, Katie.
Iindaba ezimnandi zezokuba, amanenekazi enza enye yeefoto zaseOld West ezinje ngawe eFrontierland nosapho lwakho kwibanga lesibini kwaye kuphela kamva apho uyaqonda ukuba isinxibo sakho ngokuqinisekileyo besingunongogo. Kuba yile nto uyenzayo kwindlu yaselwandle hayi eDelaware! Uyazi yintoni, andinantloni ngeengcinga zam ezinomthunzi ku-Ashley kodwa ugcina izinto ezothusayo kwaye ndiyayixabisa loo nto. Ndingathanda ukubona ngaphezulu ngamanye amaxesha. Nditsalele umnxeba xa ufumana uVicky Gunvalson enxibe isinxibo samantombazana nceda.
Aw Katie, aw sweetie, aw honey uzama ukubiza uGizelle emva kokufota. UGizelle wayengenalungelo! UGizelle wanqwala kuba intle kakhulu! Aw Katie! Lo yayingumzuzu omangalisayo.
Amanenekazi aya kwisidlo sangokuhlwa kwaye uKatie uyaqhubeka nokuchaza ukuba yena noAndrew bayazibophelela! Aw Katie, aw sweetie, aw sthandwa. Kungekudala sonke siyafumanisa ukuba ngubani owenzayo kwaye ongenayo i-prenup kuba kubonakala ngathi iwela ngaphakathi kwemilinganiselo yokuziphatha. Andikayiqondi kwaphela indlela yokuziphatha. U-Ashley noKatie banencoko emnandi malunga nendlela abazithanda ngayo ii-dudes ezimhlophe zeRiphabhlikhi kodwa iyacaphukisa into yokuba abaluqondi kwaphela ucalucalulo. Ubuso bukaGizelle bubonisa ngokucacileyo ukuba akanamonde koku.
Siyaqhubeka nakweyiphi na ingxoxo yezopolitiko kuba lixesha lokuba siye kwiiklabhu ezintsha ezishushu zaseDelaware. BakwiDelaware nje, ndikholelwe kwaye kwenzeka njalo. Imfihlelo . Baphetha ngokuya kwiklabhu yokutsala kwaye mna ndingu-100% kuyo. Ndingathanda kakhulu umboniso ojolise kwindawo yokumkanikazi osebenza kwindawo yeDelaware. Kwaye ngubani obonakala eRehoboth Roller Rink kodwa umyeni ka-Ashley kaTrump onothando ongakwaziyo ukugcina iiDockers zakhe. Ngokusekwe ekuphenduleni kwabafazi le ayisiyo-etiquette!
Bonke bakhathazekile kukuba indoda iya kulala endlwini yabo ngexesha lokuhamba kwentombazana, ngokucacileyo ukuba abakaze bachithe impelaveki eCabo kunye no-Countess Luann. Ndiliqela Musa ukuba ngu-Uncool kule. Ihlala iyacaphukisa xa abanye abahlobo bakho 'abalulekileyo bevela bengaxelwanga kodwa yinto oyithumela nge-eyeroll emoji malunga netafile, hayi unobangela wengxabano enkulu. UKaren uphendula njengo-Ashley wamema umqhubi awadibana naye eSafeway ukuba ahlale nabo. UKatie ufile ngaphakathi ngoko ke akakhathali, wonke umntu uphakathi.
UKaren uza kuAshley noMichael, izibhamu zivutha. Bangamaxhoba apha. Ngaba kukho umntu obize amapolisa? Kukho ulwaphulo-mthetho olungqongqo kuRhulumente wokuqala! UGizelle uphosa umthunzi oqaqambileyo malunga neendawo zokuhlala ezincinci, kwaye amanenekazi ayahamba eDelaware.
Ndikhathazeke kakhulu ngala manenekazi. Ngaba likho iqela lokuxhasa amaxhoba xa umhlobo wakho ememela umyeni wakhe endlwini eyeyakhe xa nawe ulapho? Ndiyaqonda siza kubona!
