Imibuliso evela kwinxalenye engaqhelekanga yeNetflix! Indawo engaphandle kolayini obethiweyo, apho ukhe wahla khona phantsi kwecandelo lokukhetha okungahleliwe kude kakhulu, okanye uthathe ipilisi ebomvu ngayo I-Netflix Roulette kunye nokuqhelana Iphula kakubi kwaye I-Orenji nguMnyama oMtsha ziimayile kude.
Ukhetho lwanamhlanje luziswa kuwe ngu abantu abafanayo yenziwe Sharknado KUNYE Sharknado 2 . Kuyabizwa AmaNazi kwiziko loMhlaba kwaye, ewe, yinto engathandekiyo yokwenza inja-poo ekwenziweni kwefilimu. Kodwa, ngathi, ngeyona ndlela intle kakhulu yenja-poo. Masiqale, ngaba thina?
UGqirha Paige Morgan kunye noGqr. Mark Maynard bayemba e-Antarctica… uphando lwezonyango? Ayenzi ngqiqweni loo nto, kodwa apho ikho kunye ne-drill enkulu. UMark uthandana ngokuthandana nomthumeli emva kwisikhululo saseNifleheim, ngoMeyi, okungabalulekanga ngokukodwa kuba wonke ugqirha kule movie udityaniswa ngokungathandabuzekiyo kwezothando komnye ugqirha kwisikhululo. Ndiyaqikelela ukuba kungalilolo ukuhlala eAntarctica.
I-Paige, nangona ingugqirha ophezulu kwicandelo lakhe, incinci, uh, iyacotha kwaye ithambekele ekwenzeni ubuso obunomdla kakhulu. Akunjalo Paige?
Intombazana, uPaige. Ngelixa ukubhola kungenanjongo kwi-Antarctic, uPaige kunye noMark babetha into yesinyithi kwaye baGquma KWI-SWASTIKAS (?!). (Umhl. Qaphela: Nokuba le nto ayisiyonkcaso-yamaSemite, akunjalo? Akuzange kufane nokuthi 'Oo, andizukuhlala kwaye emva koko ndiphindaphinde / nditshabalalise izitya zonyana abangahlambulukanga baka-Abraham.') Ngaphandle kokungqongwa yitundra engapheliyo emhlophe emsulwa, iqela lamadoda kwimaski yegesi linyonyoba kuPaige noMark, bababetha bengazi nto kwaye babaxhwila. La madoda angaqondakaliyo afihlwe irhasi anxibe ii-swastika armbands… ingaba angangamaNazi ?! AmaNazi KWIZIKO LE… uxolo asikabikho. 
Ukuzikhusela kukaMark kuyasilela.
Okwangoku, emva kwisikhululo saseNifleheim, iqela lokuhlangula (elenziwe ngoogqirha kunye nososayensi, ewe,) lihlangana emva kokuba uMark noPaige behlulekile ukungena. Iqela lokuhlangula lilandelayo: Dispatcher Meyi. U-Paige's beau Lucas, ugqirha onegama lokugqibela uBlechman ( umoya womoya ). Amadoda amabini angabalulekanga ngokulinganayo aneenwele ezibubudenge ngokulinganayo ezigqibela ngokufa kunjalo. Uhlobo logqirha ongcolileyo obonelela ngokungakhathali kwi-DVD ehamba ze. Okokugqibela, kukho isibini esineenwele ezimhlophe-ezinombala oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka sikaSilje noAdrian Reistad ( kabini ruh roh ).
UAdrian ngumdwebo nje kuphela wegama lakhe laseJamani okanye iinwele zakhe zaseJamani, kodwa kuba ujongeka ngathi angangunyana kaGary Busey. * I-IMDB ngokungxolayo * iAhem, kuba iyonke NGU Unyana kaGary Busey. 
Yiya kubalo.
Nokuba ngubani, eli qela lokuhlangula lilandela umkhondo ocacileyo oshiye ngasemva wamaNazi ngqo kwilizwe elingaphantsi komhlaba, apho ubushushu bushushu ngokungaqondakaliyo kwaye yonke into igutyungelwe yiswastika. Ewe, ukuba ubuzibuza, ku IZIKO LOMHLABA. Kule dolophu thina, abaphulaphuli abanethamsanqa, siphathwa ngobuninzi beengcinga ezijijekileyo ezingenakundothusa ukuba isizathu sokuba le movie ingcwatyelwe kwiNetflix yaziwa ukuba ibangele iintloko zababukeli ziqhume.
Masikhuphe ezona zilungileyo.
Kwenzeka ukuba uAdrian asebenze namaNazi lonke ixesha . Wakhokela iqela apho ngenjongo- njengaye, hamba ngaphaya kweDarth Vader awusengoyena mntu ndimthandayo wemovie. Emva kokuba ndikhethe amehlo am phantsi ndabona uAdrian ejikela abahlobo bakhe kuGqirha uJosef Mengele, obomi bokwenyani bamaNazi obudlalwa apha nguChristopher Karl Johnson. (Kuko konke ubunzulu uMnu. Johnson ngumdlali weqonga omangalisayo. Ndiva ngathi kukho umntu omxelele ukuba olu lupicotho lwefilimu ebhetele kakhulu, emva koko wayifaka ngokufihlakeleyo).
Kwaye enza ntoni amaNazi? Izinto zokuqala kuqala, abonwabanga ukubona uGqirha Blechman kwaye aboyiki ukum-lazer-gun kuye afe njengobungqina. Ewe, amaNazi anemipu evila. 
UGqirha RIP UBlechman 2012-2012
Ewe, uPaige usebenza namaNazi ngoku! Njengaye, yeka, ndinokuthatha kuphela okuninzi, ngakumbi kuba ndibonile I-Indiana Jones kunye neMfazwe yokugqibela Njengamaxesha asisigidi, kwaye ndafunga ukuba andisoze ndakhohliswa yishiksa entle yaseAryan eneenjongo ezithandabuzekayo kwakhona. Kuyabonakala ukuba ngexesha lokuthinjwa kwakhe wayenomzuzu onqabileyo wokubopha kunye namaNazi azama kunye (amayeza ayaqonda amayeza, ndiyaqikelela) kwaye ngoku akanangxaki nokudlala kunye. Kwenzeka ntoni kuMarko? Kanye njengoko usenokuba uqikelele ukuba amaNazi ahlala ejikeleze ukusukela kwi-WWII ngokutshintsha rhoqo amalungu abo, amathambo, kunye nolusu ngamanye amalungu omzimba, amathambo kunye nolusu (ngokwendalo).
Ke basike intengiso yobuso bukaMarko bayifaka emzimbeni womnye umntu. 
Umbuzo omangalisayo, Not-Mark.
Yintoni enye, yintoni enye? Owu, uSilje ubukele uMeyi angasusa ingqondo yakhe ngoogqirha bamaNazi kwaye ngokukhawuleza agabhe.
Yintoni engalunganga kuwe, awusoze ubaminca! UAdrian uyakhala.
Andikho, ndikhulelwe, uyaphendula uSilje. #Intoni.
Isivumo sokukhulelwa kukaSilje sikhokelela kwindawo endinokunyaniseka kunokuba ndingathethi malunga nokubandakanya isicoci. Akufuneki ukuba, u-Adrian kunye namaNazi bafumana iiseli ezinqabileyo ebezikhangele kule movie yonke. Kutheni befuna iiseli zeziqu? Kungenxa yokuba iiseli zeziqu ziye zahlaziya iipropathi. Kutheni le nto amaNazi efuna ukuphinda ahlaziye iipropathi?
Kungenxa yokuba irobhothi efunxa uHitler, yiyo loo nto 
Akukho nanye kwezi zinto ehlekisayo.
Andizukuphazamisa ukuphela kwale ntshukumo kuwe, kodwa kufanelekile ukuba kube kukuhlekisa. Kwaye sele ndikuxelele malunga neRobot Hitler. Ngokunyaniseka. ukuba usafunda le kwaye awukhawulezisanga kwiNetflix yakho ngoku, andazi ukuba yintoni isivumelwano sakho.
Alls I know is, if you want to hear the phrase Come on you bobble-headed, zombie Nazi, son-of-a-bitch speak in a dead-serious context, you will add this one to your queue.Yonke into endiyaziyo kukuba, ukuba ufuna ukuva ibinzana Yiza kuwe onentloko e-bobble, zombie Nazi, unyana-we-bitch othethwe kwimeko enzulu efileyo, uyakongeza lo kulayini wakho. Ukuba kukho nantoni na, yenzele iPaige.
I-Attagirl Paige.
