Nangona kunjalo, sihambile. URamona uyadanduluka malunga nokujonga okukhohlakeleyo kweedola ze-79.00 zeentombi zakhe kwigumbi lokulala eVenkileni yokuGcina ngelixa u-Aviva emgcwalisa kuphuhliso olutsha nge #BOOKGATE, ebonisa ingxelo yeziganeko ezenza ukuba kuvakale ngathi uHeather uhambe ngebholiyali kuye engakhuselekanga.
Ndisandul 'ukubuya ndibuya eAfrika, izilwanyana, ndinceda abantwana - sinethamsanqa, utshilo uRamona ngethoni enomsindo. Okwangoku, uKristen uzenza ngathi uyehla kwaye anyuke amanyathelo amdaka ngokuhamba kancinci, enike into esiyibonileyo ngoKristen kunokuba yindlela athanda ukuzilolonga ngayo, kodwa sikhawuleza sifunde ukuba uyimodeli yomtya ka-Heather's Yummie, eyona nto intle malunga noHeather othandekayo. NoCarole ukhona. # IINCWADI ZENCWADI ziyavela.
Andimcaphukeli u-Aviva, uyachaza uHeather. Andiyithandi nje indlela u-Aviva abaphatha ngayo abantu. Lo mboniso awunabubele kubantu abanengqiqo, kwaye oku kundenza ndimoyike.
Ndicinga ukuba seAfrika ndibuyile ndinesi simo sengqondo sitsha, ndinoxolo kakhulu, utshilo uRamona kudliwanondlebe. Ugqiba kwelokuba abize uHeather kunye noxolo kunye nomthengisi kwalapho kwiVenkile yeKhonteyina.
Ndiyabuya e-Afrika kwaye ndifuna ukonwaba nomntu wonke, uxelela uHeather. Abantu baseAfrika bakhala ngesisombululo! Ngaphandle kokuba uRamona atyhalele ngqwabalala imfundiso yokulingana okungeyonyani- ngelixa ngamanye amaxesha kukho amacala amabini alinganayo ebalini, kule meko kukho icala elinye elinengqiqo ebalini kwaye, kwelinye icala, u-Aviva wenza njengendoda yokoqobo-UHeather uyavuma ukuhlala phantsi noAviva sincokole.
Ndiyakoyika, Heather, Aviva interjects.
Nguwe uyoyika yam? Ukudelela kwilizwi likaHeather akunakwenziwa ubulungisa kweli phepha. Bavumelana ngengqungquthela. Imisebe kaRamona, esazi ukuba yena kunye nomntu wonke e-Afrika baya kulala kamnandi ngobo busuku, bephupha amaphupha amalungisa.
Kukho ukungenelela okufutshane apho umyeni kaHeather uJonathan abamba khona uCarole noKristen nge-caviar efihlakeleyo yokutya isipho sesikhumbuzo asicwangcisela uHeather.
I-Foreplay yi-caviar kuHeather, utshilo uJonathan. Yima. Akufanelekanga ukuba enye indlela? Ungaze ukhathalele, iyafana nento yamashumi amabini evukelayo ekuthethwa ngayo koku kungcamla. Njengoko kuvela, uHeather kuyabonakala ukuba wathembisa uJonathan amashumi amathathu kwisikhumbuzo seminyaka elishumi, i-tidbit ayityhilayo ngelixa ejonge uCarole noKristen ngendlela eyoyikisayo. Aba bathathu benza ukuba umlungiseleli ohluphekileyo ajonge ngaphandle kwaye abaphulaphule xa bethetha ngezinto ezintathu ngaphambi kokuba abaxelele ngecaviar.
Ewe ndiyamthanda umyeni wam, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo akathandani njengoJonathan noHeather, utshilo uKristen. Blarg! Ndicinga ukuba uJonathan ubonakala emhle kwaye oku kungenzeka ukuba yinto ehlekisayo ehleliweyo ukuze ibonakale ngathi ~ SaUcY PrOpOsItIoN ~ kodwa ke, blarg.
U-Aviva no-Heather badibana ngentetho yabo yoxolo kwaye baphikisana kwangoko malunga newayini emnandi xa isotyiwe (eyomileyo, esoloko yomile, eyomileyo ngonaphakade) emva koko u-Aviva uthi oku kulandelayo:
Ndithathe nje [ubundikhwaza] ndenyuka ... Ndaziva ndidlwengulwa kakhulu ngawe. Ndiyathetha, ngubani.
Uye odlwengula abantu ngamazwi; Ndiyigcina iyinyani, utshilo uHeather kudliwanondlebe, kwelinye icala kuyinto ehlekisayo kwaye kwelinye icala inika ubungqina kudlwengulo lomlomo luyinto, ekungagqitywanga ngayo. Yenza ngcono, manenekazi! Ngokukhawuleza uHeather uxhasa ibango lakhe ngentetho yokwenyani, ebuza u-Aviva ukuba aphendule ngokuxelela uSonja kwisizini ephelileyo ukuba wayephantsi njengo-Anna Nicole Smith-
Eyona nto yayiyincoma enkulu, i-Aviva interjects-
Yena wasweleka, I-Aviva. Aaaaahahahahaha. Ndiyiphindaphinde kali-17.
I-Aviva itshintsha amaqhinga. Ndikwenze ntoni ?? Ubuza uHeather. Kukho ezinye iintetho ze-cable-esque cross cross apho uMama woMlilo oMlilo ulawulwa ngokufutshane (Kutheni ungafumani umsebenzi kwaye undibonise ukuba kunjani? - UHeather) ngaphambi kokuba uAviva abuze uHeather ukuba uyamkhathalela ngokunyanisekileyo. UHeather uthi uyakwenza oko, kwaye bobabini bagqiba kwelokuba benze, kodwa hayi ngaphambi kokuba u-Aviva athelekise incwadi yakhe nosana ngeenyembezi kwaye atyhole uHeather ngokuba ngu- ~ LeSbIaN LoVeRs ~ noCarole, nefestile eya enzonzobileni kwingqondo ka-Aviva inzulu kakhulu kwaye imnyama kuye nabani na ongenguye ugqirha wezifo zengqondo ukuba enze i-plumb. UHeather uthi uzakucinga ngokumema u-Aviva kwitheko lakhe ngengomso.
Qaphela ngokufutshane: U-Avery utya isidlo sakusasa nabazali bakhe kwaye uRamona unekhosi malunga nokuya kwakhe kwikholeji, ekhala NGABA UFUNA UKUBUYA EKHAYA NGOSUKU LOMSEBENZI ???? kwaye uqhubela uAvery ukuba axelele umama wakhe ukuba angathanda ukuchitha ixesha elininzi notata wakhe, aphose iideke kwaye atsibe ngefestile, mhlawumbi.
ESarabeth’s, uKristen noCarole badibana noBrandi Glandville kunye noYolanda Foster we Oomama bokwenyani beBeverly Hills udumo kwabanye ~ EdGy GiRl TaLk ~, ebandakanya ukuthandana kukaKristen kunye nomlingisi ka-Elvis kwitheko lakhe le-bachelorette eLas Vegas, isondo lokukhulelwa, kunye nokungakwazi ukusela isidlo sasemini kuba uthathe iXanax (… UCarole ).
Emva kwexesha, ngelixa uKristen noCarole benxiba izixhobo zokuzilolonga kwaye bahlala phantsi kunye, bayathetha ngendlela uMgqibelo olona suku lubalaseleyo evekini lokwabelana ngesondo. Okwangoku, u-Aviva ubonisa u-Sonja no-Ramona isicatshulwa esihle kakhulu nesilungileyo esivela ku-Heather emxelela ukuba ngelixa onwabile badibana, kwakamsinya kakhulu kuye ukuba azive ekhululekile ukudlulisa isimemo ku-Aviva kwitheko lakhe lesikhumbuzo. URamona, uSonja, u-Aviva kunye nelizwekazi liphela lase-Afrika bacaphukile kwaye ngokungathandabuzekiyo bayalikhaba iqela likaHeather. Uyabona ukuba ndithetha ntoni malunga nesi siqendu sinobuzaza?
Ngapha koko, isiqephu siphela ngeqela eliseluphahleni likaHeather kwaye yena noJonathan babonakala bethandana ngokwenene kwaye uyonwaba ngenene nge-caviar. Konke oko kuhle. Yonke le nto ayithelekisi, nangona kunjalo, kwincoko kaCarole noKristen, apho uKristen ebuza uCarole ukuba ucinga ukuba umtshato wakhe uza kuwenza iminyaka elishumi, emva koko umxelele ukuba wayebona ngasese ugqirha owavumayo ukuba amphathe yena noJosh njengesibini ngaphandle kokumazisa uJosh ukuba ebemphethe yedwa umfazi wakhe.
Oko… akulunganga, utshilo uCarole, ethethela thina sonke. Ndizakutsho. Siza kukubona kule veki izayo ukuze ungxolise ngakumbi, usele kwaye usebenzise ukuthanda kwakho ilizwekazi laseAfrika njengobungqina bokuba ungumntu ongcono kunabo bonke abahlobo bakho.
