Eyona Iteknoloji ‘ISilicon Valley,’ Isiqendu 6: Iimoto Eziziqhubayo noBhaptizo lukaSathana

‘ISilicon Valley,’ Isiqendu 6: Iimoto Eziziqhubayo noBhaptizo lukaSathana

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URichard kunye nemesis yakhe yokufikisa, uCarver. (Iscreengrab nge-HBO)



Kwisiqendu sangokuhlwa sangoku Intlambo yeSilicon , Sifundile ukuba imisebenzi yezobuchwephesha ifana nemodeli okanye ukuba ngumzimba womthambo weOlimpiki. Ukuba awukenzi ngexesha uneminyaka eli-17, usenokuncama.

Ubudala yayingumxholo ogcweleyo, enyanisweni, kuyo yonke ingqokelela yobusuku bokugqibela. Iqala kwindawo yokuvula, apho ugqirha kaRichard we-asshole amazisa ukuba uneminyaka engama-40 kwiiveki ezisixhenxe ezidlulileyo, ngaphambi kokumkhumbuza, kwakhona, ukuba kufanelekile ukuba uthathe i-Gavin Belson's $ 10 yezigidi.

Buyela ePied Piper HQ - okanye, indlu e-Erlich's crappy - iqela liyakhathazeka ngenxa yokuba uRichard engakwazanga ukwenza inkqubo yokwakhiwa kwelifu lenkampani, kwaye ibambe yonke into. Baqinisekisa uRichard owayengathandabuzi ukuba acele uncedo kuCarver, ingcali yenkqubo ehleba ukuba igqekeze iBhanki yaseMelika.

Iqela lifumana uCarver yedwa kwisakhiwo seofisi esingenanto, ebhala ngomsindo ngomqolo kubo. Xa ejikeleza, sibona ukuba ulutsha nje, kwaye ngokukhawuleza kuyacaca ukuba uya kubandakanya i-trope ye-snooty, umntwana onobungqingili owenza ukuba abantu abadala bazive kakubi ngabo. Ngamanye amagama, uyakusinyanzela ukuba siphinde siphile ehlotyeni esilichithe njengomcebisi wekampu yosuku kubantwana abaneminyaka emithandathu ubudala.

Ndacinga ukuba uza kuba mncinci, uyintoni, 25? uCarver ubuza uRichard. URichard uthi uneminyaka engama-26. Yikes, uyaphendula uCarver.

Emva kothethathethwano olukhawulezileyo- apho uRichard azingqina esongelwa ngumdwelisi nkqubo oselula- uCarver uthembisa uPied Piper ukuba angakhupha iikhowudi abazifunayo kwimpelaveki enye. Ndibhula iMello Yello, iOreos, neAdderall, kwaye andilali ndide ndigqibe, utsho.

Emva koko, kidz ngaphezulu! Endleleni egodukayo, ngokukhohlisayo u-Erlich uwagatya amakhwenkwe amabini amancinci azama ukuqokelela imali kwiqela labo lecawa. Musa ukulibala aba bantwana - baya kubuya.

Emva endlwini, uGilfoyle wazisa iqela kwintombi yakhe yamaSathana, uTara, obonakala eshushu kakhulu ukuba angathandana nomfana onwele lide kwaye elinamafutha njengelo likaGilfoyle. Amadoda akhwankqisiwe, kwaye ayemi apho edanyaza ngokungafanelekanga de esi sibini siphume kwigumbi. Ndingalala ngesondo ukuba uyikhuphile iGilfoyle kuye, u-Erlich uxela.

NgoLwesihlanu, uRichard noCarver baqala ukusebenza kunye. Ngokwesiqhelo siyacaphuka ngenxa yentliziyo ebuthathaka kaRichard, imeko engapheliyo yobuthathaka, kodwa siyamsizela njengoko uCarver eqala ukugxeka uRichard ngokungakhathali ngendlela acinezela ngayo imilebe yakhe ngokuqinileyo. Sinqwenela ukuba singambamba uRichard kwaye sibukele iividiyo ezakhayo kunye naye.

Ngoku, ukusukela ekuhambeni, besisoloko sibangisana nge-steamy Dinesh-Gilfoyle hook-up. Yintoni enye ngaphandle kwempixano yesini enokuthi ichaze ukungqubana kwabo okungapheliyo, sikubuza? Ke besonwabile xa i-subplot engaqhelekanga, enxulumene ngesondo neGilfoyle-Dinesh yaqala ukubonakala. UGilfoyle wazisa uDinesh ukuba usekunyanzelweni, okanye ufumana uyolo ekubukeleni umntu omthandayo elala nomnye umntu. Uxelela uDinesh ukuba angabelana ngesondo noTara, ukuba uyafuna.

Ewe, u-Erlich ozifunayo uyacaphuka-akanakusiqonda isizathu sokuba uTara afune ukulala noDinesh ngaphezulu kwakhe. Ubuza uDinesh ukuba uqinisekile ukuba uTara ebengathethi ukuba ufuna ukuntywila Danish .

Okwangoku, uJared uya e-ofisini kaPeter Gregory ukuqinisekisa intlawulo yeCarver. Apha, umboniso wabasetyhini kuphela, uMonica, uxelela uJared malunga neArallon, isiqithi isakhiwo sikaPeter Gregory embindini wolwandle. Xa begqibile, uxelela uJared ukuba imoto kaPeter iza kumqhuba agoduke. Xa uJared ephuma ngaphandle, ufumanisa ukuba yenye yeemoto ezoyikisayo eziqhuba. Ngokukhawuleza ungena kwisitulo esingasemva.

Izinto zihamba kakuhle de imoto ibhale ngaphezulu indawo yayo yoqobo kwaye ithathe isigqibo sokuba iya kuqhubela eArallon endaweni yoko. Akukho nto uJared angayenza ukuyinqanda, ngaphandle kokubiza uMonica, kunye nokukhala ngokungxolayo, Mnu. Car? !!!. Imoto iyaziqhubela kwindawo yokulayisha kwaye ingena kwikreyiti yesinyithi, ethi emva koko ilayishwe kwinqanawa enkulu. UJared ubanjwe ngaphakathi. Iiyure ezingama-103 kude kufike indawo ekuyiwa kuyo, itsho imoto. Ingena kwimowudi yokulala. Usale uJared.

Emva ekhaya, uGilfoyle noTara bamema uDinesh kunye no-Erlich kubhaptizo lukaSathana lomqeshwa we-Yahoo. Kumsitho, u-Erlich ugqiba kwelokuba uTara kufuneka abe eDinesh kuba unqula izinto ezimbi. UDinesh ucaphuka.

Ngokunjalo noRichard, xa ebuya ebaleka e-Oreo ukuya kufumana uCarver engcangcazela phantsi kwedesika. Inkqubo ekucingelwa ukuba iyayivuma ngengozi ibhale ngaphezulu i-schema yedatha (yiyo loo nto ubuchwephesha bathetha ukutshabalalisa yonke into uRichard ayiphilelayo). UCarver utyhila ukuba akazange aqhekeze iBhanki yaseMelika-wayehlala esebenza apho, kwaye ngempazamo ethathe phantsi iinkqubo zabo, njengoko enzile ngePied Piper.

Bekungafanelekanga ukuba ndiyityile yonke loo nkukhu yamaSathana, i-Dinesh eyoyikisayo.

UCarver usebenza ukulungisa ingxaki, ade aphume e-Adderall, uJared ebefanele ukuba uyamlanda. Imbi kakhulu iJared itshixelwe kwikreyithi embindini wolwandle ngaphandle kwenkonzo yeseli.

Emva kokuba uCarver exelele uRichard ukuba isiqingatha sabantwana ePalo Alto bakwisiyobisi, uRichard ufuna abantwana u-Erlich wababamba ekuqaleni kwesiqendu. Uthengela ezinye iipilisi kwinkokeli yabo, uCaleb.

Kwigumbi lakhe lokulala, uDinesh uqokelela uluhlu lwezinto eziluncedo kunye nolungeleleneyo malunga nokulala noTara. Ububi buquka ukwazi ukuba bendikuphi apho uGilfoyle ebekhona, kwaye uGilfoyle esazi ukuba ndikho apho ndikhe ndafika khona uGilfoyle. Ngaba yodwa pro? Ukuchithwa. Ngalo lonke elixesha, u-Elrich uyaqhubeka, ngaphandle kwempumelelo, kwinkundla kaTara-efika kuye ngokuzazisa kuye nge-Speedo eqinileyo. Akanomdla.

Okwangoku, iipilisi uRichard azithengileyo ku-Caleb yayingeyiyo i-Adderall. Xa ebuya ukuzama ukufumana u-Adderall wokwenene, uCaleb wambetha ebusweni kwaye emxelela ukuba aphume apha-okwesibini le ngqungquthela yokuba uRichard wayenomntu onesiqingatha seminyaka yakhe.

Xa u-Erlich efumanisa ukuba kwenzeka ntoni, ungena kwimowudi yebhere kwaye akhangele abantwana abone uRichard. Uzise nje i-piss kumlo we-shit, uyagquma, ngaphambi kokubetha uKaleb-oneminyaka elishumi-ebusweni, nokuphosa ibhayisekile yakhe esihlahleni. Emva koko usongela ngokubulala unina, ukudlwengula uyise, kunye nokunqanda ubuso bakhe ukuba akafumani i-Adderall yangempela.

Ngokucacileyo ethatha isigqibo malunga nethemba lokuchama ixilongo lonke elinokubakho, uDinesh usondela kuTara aze amxelele ukuba angathanda ukulala naye. Akanalo nofifi lokuba uthetha ngantoni, kwaye ubiza uGilfoyle. UGilfoyle akanalo nofifi lokuba yintoni le ayithethayo uDinesh, nokuba yeyiphi na, kwaye ugqibe ekubeni wayephezulu ngokwenene xa esenza umnikelo wokuqala.

Ukuxhotyiswa yi-adrenaline yokubetha abantwana, u-Erlich ungena kwaye azibonakalise kuTara, naye. Wonke umntu uyaqonda ukuba konke ibikukungaqondani okukhulu, kwaye siyabuza ukuba yintoni injongo yesi siqendu simangalisayo, ngaphandle kokunikezela ngesiphene esihlekisayo kuyo yonke into ethetha ngekhompyutha.

URichard noCarver bayakwazi ukulungisa iimpazamo zeCarver. UCarver uthembisa ukuba akazukuxelela mntu ukuba wakhe wasebenzela uPied Piper, kodwa usafuna ukuba bamhlawule i-20, 000 yeedola. Kuya kufuneka uthethe noJared malunga naloo nto, utshilo uRichard.

I-LOL, uyamkhumbula uJared? Ekugqibeleni ufika eArallon, kuphela ukufumanisa ukuba kukho umntu omnye kwisiqithi sonke esisisiyatha - yonke into iqhutywa ziirobhothi. Umzimba womntu unokuhamba malunga neveki ngaphandle kwamanzi amnandi. Sinika uJared iiyure ezingama-48.

Ubungqingqwa besi siqendu bonakaliswe ngenqaku elinye elibuhlungu- ukungabikho kukaPeter Gregory. Umdlali weqonga odlala umtyali-mali wezigidigidi, uChristopher Evan Welch, ngelishwa usweleke ngumhlaza wemiphunga kungekudala emva kokudubula isiqendu sesihlanu seSilicon Valley . Ngokulula olonaalinganiswa lubalaseleyo kumdlalo ( khumbula isiqendu sembewu yesame ?! ), uya kukhunjulwa kakhulu.

Hlala ubukele ukuze ufumanise ukuba iqela linokugqibezela ukufaka iikhowudi ngaphambi kweTechCrunch Disrupt, kwaye ukuba uJared ukhe wayifumana indlela yokuhamba kweso siqithi serobhothi esilahlwe nguThixo.

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