UKate Siegel, umbhali 'kaMama Awungekhe?'(Ifoto: Ifoto uMary Wyatt). Ukuba ulandela Umama wamaJuda ophambeneyo Iakhawunti ye-Instagram, usenokuba uziva ngathi uyamazi umama / intombi duo ngasemva kobudenge. Ufuna ukwazi ukuba kutheni uSuperjew engacebisanga, ukuba i-CJM imthiyile ngenene kwaye ukuba ubumelwane baseBrooklyn apho iflethi yakhe 'yokuBhubha khona' ikhasa kunye ne-man bun hipsters. Emntwini, isibini ngandlel 'ithile sonwabisa ngakumbi kuneakhawunti… kwaye loo nto ithetha okuthile.
ICJM yaba inkcubeko emva Ukudityaniswa Imiyalezo ephindiweyo evela kwiakhawunti ye-Instagram edumileyo ngoku. Abalandeli abangaphezu kwama-800,000 bafunda iitekisi zemihla ngemihla ezineminyaka engama-27 ubudala zaseBrooklyn zikaKate Siegel ezivela kunina, uKim Friedman, kwaye bangabakhonkxi njengoko isihloko sikhokelela ekubeni ukholelwe. Bachukumisa kwizifundo ezahlukeneyo, kubandakanya, kodwa kungaphelelanga apho, kegels, Spanx, carbs, pegging, gynecologist ukuqeshwa kunye ne-Ivy League efundise amadoda umama wakhe azama ukumisa naye, ngaphandle kokuba u-Siegel kunye nesoka lakhe langoku kangangeminyaka emibini. Umama wakhe umbiza ngokuba ngu-Superjew.
Iakhawunti khange ibe ngaphandle kwesabelo esifanelekileyo sempikiswano. Inkqubo ye- Phambili 'S op-ed wakhuthaza abantu ukuba bayeke i-LOL-ing kuMama wam wamaJuda ophambeneyo, bambiza imiyalezo gadalala ngokweemvakalelo kwaye xoJane , Ababeki magqabantshintshi baziwa ngokungaginyisi mathe, wayengayihleki incwadi ekhululwa kakhulu ngoonondaba, eneengcebiso eziluncedo ekuzingeleni umyeni. 
Mama, Awungekhe?(Ifoto: Ibhatyi yeNcwadi).
Imvakwemini echithwe kunye nomama obizwa ngokuba uphambene uMama wamaJuda kunye nentombi yakhe kufana nokuchitha usuku kunye nonyoko (kodwa ekugqibeleni uneenjongo ezintle) umama… ngakumbi ukuba umama wakho ungumJuda kwaye uphambene kancinci. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, kwihlabathi labazali behelikopta, ayiqhelekanga into yokuba oomama babhalele abantwana babo rhoqo.
Okwangoku, uMama wamaJuda ophambeneyo ukwinqanaba elilandelayo. Ezi zithuba ze-Instagram ziya kuba nokumaka umama wakho ukuba ukhe wazibuza ukuba utshata nini kwaye nokuba uye ejimini.Uninzi lukaNks. UFriedman ‘Iifraphrases ezibhalwe ngokufuthi zibanjiwe, ngakumbi Akukho ringi emnweni, akufuneki ihlale ixesha elide kwaye Akukho msesane emehlweni, kufuneka ubaleke.
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Ngaphezulu kwekofu kunye ne-biscotti, uMqwalaseli wathetha noKim Friedman kunye nentombi yakhe malunga neyona misebenzi mihle yokuthandana (Nksk. Ngexesha lodliwanondlebe, UNks Friedman wacela ukundiseta namawele eSuperjew, amadoda amabini anxibe i-yarmulke angena kwivenkile yekofu kunye nabamelwane bakhe bakwa-Israeli abathanda i-EDM. Kwaye eso sisiqalo nje sokubulawa kwamasutu afanelekileyo ugcina umnxeba.
UNks Friedman ungumthombo wokuzonwabisa, ongenakunqandwa, kwaye ngelixa eqhuba intombi yakhe iphosa, ivela kwindawo enhle. UNkosazana Friedman onesibindi wavula ngokuchaza uxinzelelo lwangoku malunga neenjongo zomsebenzi wakhe. Elona phupha lam libi yile, ‘Owu, ndiza kuba ngumbhali!’ Kwaye ndiza kuba ngumbhali ozimeleyo! ’Emva koko, uNkskz. Siegel waphazamisa ukuze achaze, Ewe, lityala lakho ngokupheleleyo! Incoko yomnqamlezo yayihlala iqhubeka kuyo yonke incoko yabo, ibonisa indlela yokuvumelanisa isibini; umntu unokucinga ukuba a ISixeko esibanzi chwetheza ukulandela iihijinks zazo.
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UNks Siegel uyeke umsebenzi wakhe njengomvelisi e-Condé Nast kunyaka ophelileyo ukuze aqale ukusebenza kwincwadi yakhe esandula ukukhutshwa, Umama Awunako? ukuqaqambisa ubudlelwane babo.Ngelixa isenokuba liphupha elibi kakhulu likamama, uNks Siegel ugcina ukuba umsebenzi wokubhala lityala likanina. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uNks. Siegel ufumene uShakespeare efundwa ngelixa ese-utero.
Kwizahluko zokuvula ezingenangqondo, U-Siegel uchaze iminqweno yakhe ye-pop superstardom, echaza i-photoshoot ehambileyo (akukho bonakalisi, kufanelekile ukuba ifundwe). Emva kokuba amaphupha akhe aseBritney Spears atyunyuziwe, uNks Siegel wagqiba kwelokuba ufuna ukuba ngumbhali. Ke ubhale into ayichaze njengencwadi enehlazo kakhulu kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo.I-CJM yanikela ngokundithumela incwadi yakhe yoqobo, kunye nemifanekiso evela kwifoto, kodwa uNks. Siegel wachaza ukuba umama wakhe owayenomceli mngeni kwezobuchwephesha ngekhe akwazi ukuqonda ukuba njani. UNks Siegel wenza umama wakhe iakhawunti ye-Instagram ukuze abambe kwizithuba zakhe ezithandwayo, kodwa sele elibele ukungena.
Jonga le post kwi-InstagramEwe, eneneni. #UluhlazaMama #Latergram
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Phambi kokufika kwesihloko esisemthethweni se-Crazy Jewish Mom, UNks Friedman wayengumlawuli kwi IBeverly Hills 90210, iDynasty, iiPegs zesikwere, iStrak Trek kwaye Isikhephe sothando kwaye usapho lwaluhlala eCalifornia. Emva kokuba uNks. Siegel efumene ePrinceton ukuya ekholejini, uNkosk. Friedman kunye nomyeni wakhe bafudukela eNew Jersey ukuba babe kufutshane.
UNks Friedman ukhathazekile malunga nokuthengisa incwadi, ngakumbi xa ikufutshane neencwadi zika-Amy Schumer, uTina Fey kunye noMindy Kaling. Ngubani oza kufunda uKate Siegel, onencwadi malunga nonina? UNks Friedman ukhathazekile. Ndicinga ukuba le ncwadi intle kakhulu, kodwa akukho mntu waziyo ngale ncwadi!
Ngenhlanhla, intombi yakhe ye-Instagram-base iyazi kakuhle ukuba ngubani uKate Siegel. Kumsitho weJSwipe wakutshanje, umgca wawungaphandle komnyango, amakhulu abantu elinde ukudibana noNks Siegel, owayesayina iiyure. Okwangoku, Nksk. Friedman ufuna ukugqithisela phambili aqhubeke kwimeko; kutshanje Umnyhadala we-AOL Ucele ukudibana neCEO, ukubona ukuba ukhona na umsebenzi wentombi yakhe. 
UNks Friedman kunye noNks Siegel(Ngobubele bukaKate Siegel).
Kwisihloko seJSwipe, UNks Friedman ucacisile ukuba unentombi yakhe kuyo yonke iapp, ebiza iJSwipe, JDate kunye neFumble (eyaziwa njenge Bumble ). Akukho themba lakhe kunye no-Superjew! UNks Friedman wachaza, ecaphula ubudlelwane bexesha elide lentombi yakhe nomfo omkhulu angacingi ukuba angaze atshate.Andiqondi ukuba bobabini bangachitha ixesha!
Ngelixa engenakho ukucinga ukuba baya kutshata nangaliphi na ixesha kungekudala, wenza ngokungazi wabamisa. Emva kokuva ngorabi wasePrinceton onekhono lokwenza umdlalo, uNkosazana Friedman ngokusisiseko wamqhekeza, wamenza umhlobo kuFacebook kwaye wagcina uluhlu lweziganeko ezizayo kwiPrinceton Club kwifriji yakhe. UNks Siegel ekugqibeleni wadibana nesoka lakhe kwitheko laseChanukah elaphoswa ngurabi.
Ndifuna nje ukwazi, bathini ngam loo nto? Ngaba bandithiyile? Ndiyazithanda ezikhohlakeleyo, ndinqwenela ukuba ndizifunde ngokuvakalayo kwenye indawo!
Emva kweminyaka emibini, uyazi yonke into oza kuyazi! UNksz Friedman uthe, echaza ukuba ngelixa ingqwalasela yakhe yonke ayikho kwintombi yakhe yokutshata (ndifuna ukuba abe nomsebenzi omkhulu!) Akafuni ukuba achithe ixesha. Ndiyafuna abazukulwana, andikhathali nokuba utshatile okanye akatshatanga, utshilo uNkskz. Friedman.
UNks Siegel unethemba lokuba igama likanina liya kutshintsha emva kwale ncwadi. Kwi-Instagram, ufumana le rap yoyikekayo njengalo mfazi wakudala obeka abasetyhini emva kweminyaka yesigidi. Ngelixa limkhathazayo, umama wakhe wathi, ndifuna nje ukwazi, bathini ngam ukuba bathetha ntoni? Ngaba bandithiyile? Ndiyazithanda ezikhohlakeleyo, ndinqwenela ukuba ndizifunde ngokuvakalayo kwenye indawo!
Jonga le post kwi-InstagramBaza kumgxotha evenkileni. #lungelos
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Ngelixa abanye banokucinga ukuba intetho yosana eqhubekayo imenza ukuba angabi ngumfazi, U-Nksk. Friedman ebelandela umkhondo ukusukela kwiintsuku zakhe zokuqala e-Hollywood. Intombi yakhe yeza nebali kule ncwadi yothusa ngokwaneleyo ukuba yenza uninzi lwabantu luye eAmazon kwangoko, kwaye uNks. Friedman wayevuya ngakumbi ukuyichaza ngokupheleleyo.
Ndicinga ukuba iyaqondwa phosakeleyo, kodwa ukhuthaza izinto endizifunayo ekugqibeleni.
Kudliwanondlebe lwefilimu yesenzo, UNks Friedman wayesazi ukuba akazukuwufumana umsebenzi. Ndandinxibe ndanxiba kwaye ndathi, 'Jonga, ndiyazi ukuba yintlanganiso nje yesiqhelo. Ndiyazi ukuba awusoze uqeshe umfazi ukuba aqondise i-movie yesenzo. Kodwa, ndiyazi ukuba kutheni. Kungenxa yokuba andinanto, kwaye ndiyayazi into endiyifunayo. Ndaza ke ndakhupha i-dildo enkulu, ndayibeka phezu kwedesika yakhe ndathi, ndinayo nje loo nto… andiwufumani umsebenzi. '
Bobabini abasetyhini bachaza ukuba uxinzelelo lwabantwana kungenxa yokuba uNks. Siegel ufuna usapho olwakhe ngenye imini. Ufuna ukuba ndonwabe… UNks. Siegel waqala, de umama waphazamisa ukucebisa ukuba sobabini siye kwimbewu yesidoda kufutshane neHarvard okanye iStanford. Ndicinga ukuba iyaqondwa phosakeleyo, kodwa ukhuthaza izinto endizifunayo ekugqibeleni, UNks Siegel uvumile. Bonke ubungqongqo kunye nokutyhala kuqonde kuloo nto.
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Into endiyibonileyo njengokuba ndikhulile, UNks. Friedman uthe, Ngaba akukho mntu ukhathalayo ngokwenene… Bakhathalele kuphela ukuba banjani. Andikhathali nokuba abantu bacinga ntoni, wabhengeza, enika umyalezo ngamanye amaxesha kwimillennials abakhathazwa zizimvo ezimbi ze-intanethi.Nceda, ndiye kumngcelele wokuqala wobufazi eNew York! Uye wakhwaza, ngaphambi kokusicebisa, kwakhona, ukuba siye kwibhanki yesidoda-kodwa ngelixa sinemisebenzi, kunjalo.UNks Siegel uzama ukungavumeli ukugxeka kumkhathaze, ngoncedo oluvela kumama wakhe. UMalala unabagxeki! Ukuba abantu baneengxaki noMalala, bazakuba neengxaki nathi.
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Incoko yajika yakutshanje Ubusuku imbonakalo. UNks Friedman uthe, SiseNew York, apho wonke umntu enxibe mnyama, ke ndiyazi ukuba kufuneka ndinxibe enye into ukuze ndiphume. Ke ndaye ndakhangela amafutha, aluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Amnandi, atyebile, aluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka wamaJuda (inyani mayixelwe, akazange abonakale njengomlingisi uWilly Wonka, njengoko wayecebisile).
Ngaba ndinokuqhayisa ngento ethile? UNksz Friedman wabuza. Kuzo zonke [Amazon] uphononongo, zimbini kuphela ezimbi. Ke abakucaphukeli! Incwadi iyahlekisa, nokuba abavumelani noko kusencwadini.UNks Siegel uthe, Uluntu belunobubele ngendlela engummangaliso, kodwa ngalo lonke ixesha ufumana 'Oku kubuyela umva kwaye kuchasene nobufazi,' kodwa uzama ukuqiqa nabo kwaye ucacise ukuba kuninzi okuqhubekayo.
Xa uNks Siegel engaphenduli imiyalezo ebhaliweyo evela kumama wakhe, uqhuba iiakhawunti ezine ezahlukeneyo ze-Instagram. Unayo iphepha lomntu , @AssholeThor kuye chihuahua kwaye CrazyYourMom , apho abantu bathumela kwii-anecdotes zabo. UNks Siegel uchaze ukuba kutheni ethathe isigqibo sokugxila ngokusisigxina kwi-Crazy Jewish Mom, nangona ingakhange ifike nezibonelelo, inyani umama wakhe umkhumbuza ngayo rhoqo. Yayiluhlobo lokufika kwindawo apho ndandingenakhontrakthi yencwadi yayikhona… Kwakungeyiyo eyona ibalaseleyo. Kodwa eyona nto kukuba, ndandikwindawo apho ndandifumana eli thuba phambi kwam kwaye yayiliphupha lam.
Ntombazana emhlophe! UNks Friedman wangenelela ukuze achaze iingxaki zakhe. Ndivuma ngokupheleleyo ukuba kuyinhlanhla ehlekisayo, UNks Siegel uthe, ehambisa amehlo akhe kwinkcazo kanina. Ungathini ukuba ubungathengisanga incwadi? UNks Friedman ukhathazekile. Ngethamsanqa, uNks. Siegel wayithengisa le ncwadi, kwaye uphononongo luyaqhubeka; nge 129 kunye nokubala , zenziwe phantse zonke iinkwenkwezi ezintlanu. Ngokwendalo, eyokuqala yabhalwa ngunina.
