Eyona Ukuzonwabisa 'Ndixakwe sisigidi seedola' Ukuphindaphinda, Isiqendu 8: Akukho mali, Mo Iingxaki

'Ndixakwe sisigidi seedola' Ukuphindaphinda, Isiqendu 8: Akukho mali, Mo Iingxaki

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Ndiyavuyisana nomdlalo wam omtsha endiwuthandayo Ukuxakeka ngezigidi zeedola ngokwenza ngokusesikweni esona siqendu sincinci sikamabonwakude esakha senziwa. Akuzange ngaphambili kwimbali yosasazo kubekho inzondo eyandayo kangangokuba iyure enye yenkqubo ehleliweyo ingaqala ngokuqhaqha nokutshisa ngaphezulu kwe- $ 60,000 yemali ekwabelwana ngayo ngaphandle kwaye iphele ngomdlalo wokuhlekisa kwiveki elandelayo yomnye umntu ophehlelela doody emanzini okusela aphikisayo.

Uninzi lwemiboniso luye lwaba neembambano ezinkulu apho amacala amabini ajongana khona kwimfazwe eyindumasi ngeli xesha uGeorge Bush wafudukela ngakwisitalato esuka eSimpsons. Kodwa uninzi lwamaxesha, ngakumbi xa kukho ibhaso lokudibana, omabini amacala ayaqonda ukuba kufuneka ahlangane ukuze azuze konke konke. Ngaphezulu Ilizwe lokwenene apho kungekho ngenkuthazo ekugqibeleni ngaphandle kwesitayile kwi Umngeni kwaye ukubhukisha kolutsha oludumileyo lweSpring Break, kuhlala kukho isiqendu apho indlu yonke izama ukuza kunye ukuze izuze amava. Vula Ndixakwe sisigidi , bafana nahhhhhhhh.

Ke uCody noMakani bathathe umdlalo wamandla kuAlex noGina ngoku kungekho sithuba saneleyo sokuthenga ipitsa yomsitho wokuzalwa yabantwana veki nganye. Bayithathile imbiza kwaye bazama ukomisa / ukulambisa uAlex noGina. UAlex noGina baphethe ucelemba kunye nentente yabo. Kwaye bakholelwa ekubeni ukungasebenzisi le mbiza kuthetha ukuba bakhululiwe ekuphatheni nantoni na enzima kuhambo. Makhe ndibeke irekhodi apha, impikiswano malunga nokuthwala izinto sele iqhubeka iiveki. Okwangoku, wonke umntu wenze into entle kwelinye iqela egameni lomdlalo okanye ubulungisa. Akukho zandla zicocekileyo naphi na kwesi siqithi, esisifaniso kodwa sinyani-sibonile uCody ehlamba iimpundu zakhe emanzini okusela kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo, phezolo wakroba ngentla apho uGina wayesela khona, kwaye ngokulandelayo iveki ilahla i-decker ephezulu ngaphandle kokuba iye ngqo emlanjeni hayi itanki lesitya sangasese. Ngaphezulu, xa yena noMakani bephumelela isepha, uCody wayefana no-Nah, ndilungile ndiza kuphinda ndingcole kwakhona.

Anditsho ukuba ikhona indlela yokudibanisa la macala mabini okwangoku. Ukoyisa uYohane ukusuka Iliwa leFraggle kunye noVanessa ukusuka Umzalwana omkhulu 17 I-tag-teaming efana ne-Rockers ayinakukwazi ukuthetha la macala mabini ekutshitshiseni inyama yabo yenkomo ukuze bathathe umvuzo omkhulu. Kodwa okucacileyo kucacile, ukuba basebenze kunye, banokwenza imali eninzi. Ngoku, ukuthatha kwam oku njengelungu labaphulaphuli kukuba andikhathali nokuba benza malini. Ndifuna ukuba bachithe yonke into, oko kwakuthetha ukuba uninzi lomanyano kufuneka luhlale emandleni. Kodwa ndifuna ukubona ukutshintsha kwamandla. Ndimkhulu, ndinesihlwele. Kuyandonwabisa ke ukubona uAlex ezama le mary gambit yokutshabalalisa imali yebhaso. Yena noGina babecinga ukuba kuzakulunga. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba bekusebenzile. Ndiyathetha into abayifunayo (ezimbini iingqayi zebhotolo yamandongomane kunye nembiza encinci) yayifana ne- $ 25K okanye into. Kodwa into encinci inamandla kakhulu. UCody noMakani bala ukunikezela. Okwakukuhle kakhulu ukuba kubukelwe. Kuba uAlex noGina bothuka. Bathe bazokuyitshisa yonke kodwa isigqibo sikaCody noMakani sokuba bayeke kwaye banganikezeli babanqanda njenge-60 grand. Ke ngubani ophumelela apha? UAlex noGina bafumana ukubizwa kwabo. UCody noMakani baphulukana neqela lemali yebhaso labo. Zonke ziyalahleka. Uyazi ngubani ophumeleleyo? Mna. Ndiyavuma. Umbuzo uyintsokolo. Ndifumana imoto.

Indawo ekule ngqungquthela xa uMakani efunda kwithebhulethi kwaye kufana neenyawo ezingama-50 phakathi kwakhe (kunye noCody's tent) kunye nentente ka-Alex noGina kwaye uAlex uhleli phantsi akazukumjonga aze aqhubeke akhwaze ngokuvakalayo kodwa aphumelele 'vuka uze apha yenye yezona zinto zimnandi endakha ndazibona ebomini bam. Uluvo lokuba ikhona indlela efanelekileyo yokudlala lo mdlalo kwaye ukulala ezintenteni kubi okanye ukulala ezintenteni kulungile, okanye ukulambisa elinye iqela akulunganga okanye ukuthenga ukutya kulowo uchasene naye kulungile-bonke banezimvo ezomeleleyo kolu seto lumangalisayo lokuxakwa kwisiqithi esinezigidi zeedola- apho imali ingeyonyani, yummeleli kunye neekawusi zibiza ixabiso elifanayo nerente yegumbi elinye lokulala. Ukubukela uAlex ephuma emva kokuba ephulukene nomceli mngeni webhasikithi yeziqhamo-engakholelekiyo! Ukuphendula kukaMakani kubo batshisa imali-yeklasikhi! UCody eqonda ukuba uGina ngandlel 'ithile akayi ndawo kwaye uyakuba lapho ekugqibeleni-ekhathaza ingqondo kanti sekunjalo, uyindumasi!

Ukujija kwaye siza kuthetha ngale veki izayo-konke oku kumnandi de kube kungenjalo. Andifuni ukuba ndibukele ngokwenyani umntu okrelekrele emlanjeni ukuze atyhefe umzimba womnye umntu. Kulapho ndizobe khona umgca wam omncinci. Kufana nomgca wam wokugabha. Ndifuna ukubona umntu ephosa a Umngeni njengelinye mhlawumbi amaxesha amabini. Njengengxangxasi elungileyo. Isithathu siyasityhala. Kwaye zine ziphezulu zam . Emva koko, ndiyazonwabisa kwakhona. Ithiyori efanayo iyasebenza apha. Ubuncinci sisikhuthazi esifanelekileyo. Kwenza abantu benze izinto ezinenkani ezinomdla kunye nokuziphindezela. Yenza umabonwakude olungileyo. Kude kube ngandlela thile uzama ukukutyhefa nge-shit yabo. Ke lixesha lokuba ufumane incwadi yomthetho kwaye uqale ukwenza utshintsho oluthile. Akukho machete-umthetho weentente. Mhlawumbi akufuneki kubekho ukuzama ukunyanzela umntu ukuba angenise umthetho wenkunkuma. Ngomoya wokudlala kunye nako konke. Ngenkcubeko.

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