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Uhlaziyo: Rapper BoB ngosaziwayo wamva nje ukujoyina intshukumo # yeFlatEarth. Ude ukhuphe ingoma ebizwa ngokuba yiFlatline, apho azithelekisa khona noMalcolm X kwaye akhuphe uNeil deGrasse Tyson. I-astrophysicist, eyazama ukuphikisa i-rapper kwi-Twitter, ngoku Ukhuphe idis track yakhe .
Khumbula uTila Tequila? Wayengoyena mntu udumileyo kwi-MySpace kwaye waya kufumana eyakhe iMTV yokuthandana, Ukudutyulwa kuthando noTila Tequila , eyasasaza amaxesha amabini ngo-2007 Ubhuti oDumileyo kwaye wazifumana sele ephakathi kwe-scandal ye-tape ye-sex engathandekiyo, kodwa ngaphandle koko, uye waphuma ekukhanyeni.
Yonke le nto itshintshe ngokuhlwa ngoLwesithathu xa uNks Tequila eqala ukuphulukana ne-shit yakhe kwi-Twitter. Phantse usuku kamva, usekhona, kwaye kubonakala ngathi uyasinyusa isantya sakhe se-tweet-ngoku, bangena ngomzuzu ngamnye. Lilonke, amakhulu ee-tweets (ubukhulu becala zonke ii-cap) zithunyelwe malunga nezihloko ezimbalwa ze-oddball ezivela kwimfazwe yembovane ukuya kwinyani yokuba wasweleka ngo-2012. Ngoku uhamba kwi-Twitter.
Wayeneengcinga ezininzi malunga nokuma koMhlaba:
Ngu-2016 kwaye akukho mntu wakwaziyo ukungqina 2 ukuba umhlaba ungqukuva. Uphi ukugoba phezulu? #FlatEarth ndibonise ukuba ndiyaphazama!
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Andisoze ndigqithe kule nto. #FlatEarth
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Kutheni zonke izakhiwo ezikwi-NYC zime nkqo? Ukuba umhlaba ungqukuva ezinye izakhiwo bezinokuba nokuthambeka kancinci. #FlatEarth
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Ukuba umhlaba ibingumjikelo ojikelezayo wehlabathi, kutheni ke ngoko ukuba iinqwelomoya zisenokuhla emhlabeni? Kuba ubuso bomhlaba buthe tyaba. Hayi iglobhu.
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Ukuba umhlaba ubungumhlaba ojikelezayo kwaye ilanga limelwe ukuba liyiminyaka eyi-150 yezigidi zeminyaka ekhanyayo kude kube njani ukukhanya kwelanga kungqamana ngqo? #FlatEarth
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
NDIZA KUYEKA WAM #FLATEARTH Thetha UKUBA UMNTU ANGANDITHUMELA UTHIXO DAMN IFOTO YEHORIZONI NGENXA YENKQUBO! NGandlela-thile I-FLAT!
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
NDILINDILE! Ewe yile nto bendicinga ngayo! Awunako UKUFUMANA UTHIXO DAMN CURE YAHORIZONI, NGABA NAWE? QHUBEKA NDIHLAWULE! #FLATEARTH
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
UKUBA NDIBULAWE NGO-2016 NIYA KUZI ZONKE NGOKUBA NDABEKELELA UMHLABA NJENGEFLATSI. #INYANISO
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
INDLELA YOKUZA KUYO YONKE INKOLELO @NASA I-CGI PICS ZOMHLABA, NGEKE UBE NAKO UKUBONA INGCACISO YENKQUBO NEENKQUBO? OH YEAH CUZ YINKOLELO! indlela yokubonisa ukuhleka
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Zininzi, ezininzi iingcinga malunga #FlatEarth, kodwa naye ebethumela i-tweet kakhulu malunga nokuba yirobhothi:
Bambelela kwingqondo yam irobhothi enokungasebenzi kakuhle. Ndidinga ukubuyisela i-microchip yam xa @INC unditsibile ngo-2012. Brb.
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Ndingakhala ngomyalelo ngenxa yengqondo yam yeerobhothi endinokuvula nokucima amaqhosha ngentando. Kodwa awuyi kuqonda. https://t.co/GAM4yw8pf9
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Kwaye amaza:
Mka! Urhulumente uyandiqhushumisa ngamarhoqo kwakhona. Ingalo yam yasekunene inyibilikile. Ndlela-ntle.
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Ndihlala ndisiva amaza amaza eqaqamba entlokweni yam.
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Uye wathi kaninzi malunga nokuba lilungu lakhe:
Ngo-2012 emva kokuba ndibhubhile ndatshintshwa indawo yam yangoku ngoku kwaye yayiyi-microchip kwaye yenziwa yasebenza emva kokuwa kuka-2013 no-2015.
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
NDITHETHA UKUBA NDITHETHE UKUBA BONKE UBOMI BAM BONKE BONKE BONKE BOMNTU OBUFUNEKILEYO NGOKUBA UFUNA ABANTU BASI-DUMB KAKHULU ONGAVEYO! https://t.co/NhqUrSn9L0
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Phakathi kwezinye izihloko:
Ngenxa yokugula kwam engqondweni ukuba ndihlale ndonwabile, kwaye ndinomntu otyhafayo ndiye ndangumzekelo wokufundelwa @NASA
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Kutheni kungekho mntu unenye into enomdla ayithethayo ngaphandle kwam?
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
AmaTshayina athenge isiqwenga somhlaba eMelika kuba xa imali yabo isonakala bazokuza apha.
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
I-33 kunye ne-23 ihlala indilandela ngeenxa zonke. Akunakuphikwa ukuba ndivela ngqo kubuthixo kuba la ngamanani kaThixo. #GodMatrix
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Uyakhumbula xa babuyela ngeentsuku abantu babesitya nje ngokungathi i-boar enye ngeveki ukuba babenethamsanqa kwaye ngoku wonke umntu utya yonke i-WAL-MARTS?
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
NGABA UYAZI NOKUBA YINTONI IMPI YEMPAWU ???? UNYAKA Yiloo nto endandiyicinga.
-Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) NgoJanuwari 7, 2016
Hlala ujonge kuye Twitter dlisa apha.
