Uthotho lweeNyaniso 'lweGazi lokwenyani': 'Enkosi'

Ndidlule kwimiboniso emininzi yokugqibela. Kwaye izinto ezingalibalekiyo, ezimbi okanye ezintle, ndihlala ndikhumbula apho ndandikhona. Ndikhumbula apho bendihleli khona xa ISopranos yaphela kumnyama. Ndikhumbula endandikunye naye xa uJack Shephard wayevale amehlo akhe kwisiqithi okokugqibela. Kutshanje, ndiyazikhumbula iimvakalelo zam xa uTed Mosby wazisa uRobin ngophondo oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, okanye xa uWalter White wayephuma kancinci phakathi kwelebhu yemeth awayeyithanda.

Ke, umbuzo ngabantu… uyakhumbula ukuba wawuphi xa uSokie Stackhouse efika enkqonkqozwa yindoda engenabuso, enentshebe ?!

Apho ukuqala khona nawe, Igazi lokwenyani isiphelo. Ukubukela i-VERY ngokufanelekileyo enesihloko esithi Enkosi kwakunjengokubukela ihashe elinemilenze emithathu lingena eKentucky Derby. Njengaye, awulindelanga ukuba yenze kakuhle konke konke. Uyilindele ukuba ihleleke, mhlawumbi iqhwalele ngaphesheya komgca wokugqibela kuba yiyo yonke into enakho ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Awungekhe uphambane. Awunakho nokuba ungachithwa. Kufuneka nje wamkele ukuba mhlawumbi lixesha lokuba uthathe umhlala phantsi ngokulungileyo, kuba kuya kuba lusizi ngoku.

Kodwa masingahambi ngaphambili kwethu! Kuya kufuneka siyiphinde le nto, ngelishwa, abahleli bam bayala uyilo lwam lokuqala lwesi siqwenga. Ukunyaniseka, yayingoonobumba abathathu kuphela ubude. Kuyabonakala ukuba lol ayisiqulathi sonke esi siqendu kakhulu konele. Bopha umtya, kuba 'Enkosi' ivula ngale nto ixesha lonyaka ibisakha uxinzelelo lweziqendu ezilishumi: incoko yeSokie kunye neBill, sana.

Le ncoko yenzeka kwigumbi lokuhlala likaSookie. Eli gumbi, kulapho bendiqala ukukubiza khona, utsho uBill. Nceda uyeke ukuthi ubize kuwe, Mnu. Compton. I-Sookie, yona, iyaphendula ngokubiza igama elithi nostalgic ngokungaqhelekanga iqela lamaxesha.

Incoko ijika ngokukhawuleza ishushu. Kukangaphi ungathethanga ii-vampire? Uyabuza uBill. Ibhiliyoni. Hayi, nyhani. Buyela umva kwaye ubukele lonke uthotho. U-Sookie uthi la maxesha mabhiliyoni.

Ndiyoyika ukuba uza kulahla ufile nangawuphi na umzuzu, kwaye andizukubona ukuba kutheni usenza le nto, utshilo uSokie elila. Ukunyaniseka, nangona kunjalo, wonke umntu ebesithi uBill angalahla afe nangawuphi na umzuzu ngeziqendu ezine. Kwaye ngaphandle kwento yokuba une-SUPER ACCELERATED FAERIE HEP-V, usabonakala ngcono kakhulu kuninzi lwee-vampires esizibonileyo nge-Hep-V. Ndicinga ukuba uya kuba nakho ukuyigqiba le ncoko inomoya omde kakhulu.

Kuya kuvela ukuba uBill uzimisele ukusweleka kuba efuna ukuba nosapho lwakhe olungasekhoyo, kwaye ufuna ukuba uSookie abenolwakhe usapho ngenye imini ekunokwenzeka ukuba bonke bafe kakubi kuba behlala eBon Temps. Kodwa ulibale malunga nokubakho kwesibini. Ndikubonile ujikeleze abantwana. Ndiyibonile indlela okhanyisa ngayo xa ubangqongile. Okokuqala, uBill, uSokie uhlala ekhanyisa kuba ekuphela kwamandla asisiyatha anawo. Okwesibini, nini ububi Ngaba uBill wakha wahlangana noSookie nabantwana? UJason akabali!

Kutheni ungahlukani nje nam? USookie uyabuza. Kubudlelwane obubandakanya i-faerie, i-vampire, unxantathu wothando kunye nenye i-vampire kunye ne-werewolf, eye yaphazamiseka okomzuzwana xa omnye wabathathi-nxaxheba waba nguthixo, ingaba sisasebenzisa amabinzana alula njengokuqhekeka? Owu, kodwa uBill akakwazi ukuyenza loo nto. Ngenxa yokuba uyamthanda uSokie, kwaye ufuna ukuba ambulale ngebhola yakhe ekhanyayo enokuphinda ayihluthe uSokie.

Into oyiyo ayiqhelekanga, kodwa kunjalo nangabantu, izizathu zeBill. Ewe, ndiyibonile iziqendu ezibini . Kulungile. Andizukutsho okungaqhelekanga. Isigqibo sisesemoyeni, uBill uyayishiya indlu kaSookie. Mhlawumbi ukuya kubukela ezinye Ukubangumntu Phambi kokuba afe.

WOW, asikafiki nakwikhredithi yokuvula okwangoku. Lo uza kuba yidozozy. Ndisenam? Hayi, ayikho yonke imihla leyo Igazi lokwenyani ifikelela esiphelweni. Loo ncoko yayinjalo malunga , UAnna Paquin obambeleyo.

Kwenye indawo, iiYakuza ziqhuba zisiya endlwini kaSookie kwimoto yazo enesuphu, ziphulaphule iGeneric Villain Rock Ingoma # 6 kwiGeneral Villain Rock Songs Collection.

Umnumzana Gus Jr. akayithengi nangona, ubuyile eFangtasia. Kwigumbi elingaphantsi, nangona kunjalo, uEric uxelela uPam kwi-unchain ye-Sarah Newlin. Ngaba uyiphiko nje, okanye unayo isicwangciso apha? UPam ubuza, kwaye andinokwazi ukuxelela ukuba uthetha noEric okanye ababhali be Igazi lokwenyani . Uphendulela ubuncinci u-Eric unecebo, kwaye oko kukubulala uMnu. Gus Jr. Kuba kuvela ukuba uEric ekugqibeleni waqonda ukuba abafana abayi-12 bakaYakuza bangabantu, kwaye uyivampili, kwaye ekuphela kwento Igazi lokwenyani igcinwe ngokungaguquguqukiyo kukuba kulula kakhulu kwizithunzela ukuba zibulale abantu (ngaphandle kokuba umntu uyanyibilika kwi-vampire kwintolongo yabo yesini, kodwa oko akulunganga.)

Xa uMnu Gus Jr. eqonda uEric ukuba ukhulule uSarah, umlandela emva kweTangtasia back tunnel. UPam udidekile ukuba kutheni uEric angamyeka ahambe ngoluhlobo. Impendulo kaEric kukubamba itoti yegesi. Abantu bayacotha, utsho. Ewe, u-DUHHH Eric. Abantu baye bacotha lonke eli xesha. Nokuba kwiveki ephelileyo xa bekubonakala ngathi woyika kakhulu bazokubulala uPam ngokuxhonywa kwabo okungaqhelekanga. Kutheni kutshintsha ngesiquphe nje? Hee ndizifumene iibhola zam kule nto iphethe ipetroli.

Owu, ke xa uEric wathi abantu bayacotha wayethetha ababukeli babantu Igazi lokwenyani Andizukukhathazeka xa sibulala lo mlinganiswa wakhiwe njengoyena mntu uphambili ngeli xesha kwimizuzwana eyi-.6. Ngoba LEYO YENZEKILEYO. Kwaye uthixo wayephantsi. Ngaphandle kokuba ungumlandeli wokufa kwescreen. Kwimeko apho, uyithande ngokupheleleyo i-EPIC SHOWDOWN kwindlu kaSookie phakathi koYakuza noEric. Uyayikhumbula iveki ephelileyo xa sonke besicinga ukuba kunokwenzeka ukuba kwenzeke into epholileyo xa uYakuza efumanisa ukuba uhlala phi uSookie? Hayi. Bathumele abafana abane. U-Eric ubulala abo bafana bane. Asazi ukuba njani kuba asiyiboni. Kananjalo uyeba imoto yabo kwaye uyayihamba kwaye imalunga ne-1000x engonelisiyo okokugqibela kwenzeke isiphelo .

UPam ulandelela uSarah Newlin kwaye umfumana esitya inkunkuma kwi-carousel. Ingcinga yam yokuqala kukuba, i-vampires ayilawuli umbane. UPam uzilayite njani izibane ze carousel? Kuya kufuneka azi umfana. Ngapha koko, uSarah Newlin ubuza uPam ukuba amguqulele i-vampire, kwaye kwimizuzwana ethile eyoyikisayo bendicinga Igazi lokwenyani ingayenza, kuba yiyo Igazi lokwenyani ingqiqo. Kodwa uPam usela nje igazi likaSarah. Womp womp.

UJessica kunye nesoka lakhe elitsha elinelizwi elinzulu elijongeka njengeHoyt libonakala endlwini kaBill. Nangona nangoku engafuni ukuba uBill asweleke, ufuna ukuba azi ukuba uzakulunga. Ndacinga ngayo apha endleleni, kwaye yile nto ndifuna ukuyiva, kum, ukuba bendinguwe. Ngaba uqinisekile ukuba ngekhe afune malunga nemizuzu eli-15 yeengxoxo ezingathandekiyo? Kungcono umnike nayo, ukuze uqiniseke. Ngokusisiseko, uJessica ulungile xa uBill esweleka kuba uyamthanda uHoyt kunye nesimbo sakhe esothusayo kwaye uHoyt uyamthanda naye nangona wakhe waphantse wambulala kodwa elidlulileyo lixesha elidlulileyo, ndinyanisile?

Ndikuthiyile ukukhukhumala, kodwa njengendoda eswelekayo ndicinga ukuba ndiza kuyithatha inkululeko ezithile Utshilo uBill, kanye phambi kokuba bonke babe nothando olunomdla kwesinye seziganeko ezingaqhelekanga Igazi lokwenyani imbali. Masenze lento.

Ukudlala. UMthetho oYilwayo wenza nje izinto zibe nzima ngokubuza ukuba ngaba uHoyt uceba ukutshata noJessica. U-Hoyt, onokumkhumbula kutshanje waphantse waphosa uBridgette ngefestile ngokuzisa abantwana, yiyo yonke loo nto. Kodwa uJessica kufuneka athethe noBill kuba esi siphelo sidinga enye incoko.

UJessica noBill baya kwigumbi eliphezulu kwaye uBill unezifundo ezithile zokufundisa uJess ngothando lwenene, kodwa uyaphazanyiswa ngokukhawuleza xa ekunye, Ouch my Hep-V. Kwaye ndihleli apho njengo-Ewe, uBill, ewe sele eqhuma, kodwa akenzi njalo. Yintoni eyenzekayo nguJessica ufuna nje ukwangiwa. Kwaye uBill ufuna nje ukwazi ukuba uJessica uza kuthethelwa emva kwakhe yenza ekugqibeleni kuqhuma (ekule meko kubonakala ngathi ayisoze yenzeke.) Ukuqukumbela, uJessica ufuna ukutshata noHoyt kanye ngala mzuzwana. LOL YINTONI?

I-Sookie ihleli ekhitshini layo, ine-flashback emnandi kwi-Teenage Tara kunye ne-Teenage Sookie. Kwaye wow, i-Emmy kuye nakubani na ofaka i-Teenage Tara kuba babethelele leyo. Iokie yeshumi elivisayo? Hayi okuninzi.

Ndifuna umsantsa ongaphezulu.

I-Teenage Tara kunye noLutsha ukuba ngubani isihogo esifunekayo ukuba sibe nencoko malunga nokuba amakhwenkwe ayayithini, kodwa uGran akananto kwaphela kwaye ASINAKUPHELA UKUBA YIMIZUZU EYI-20 KUKHO.

USookie emva koko ubonakala kwigumbi likaJason ukufumana uBridgette kwiimbethi manqindi zikaJason kunye neteki. UBridgette uyamangaliswa kukuba uSokie angacinga ukuba ulele noJason phezolo. Kwakhona, ndiyaphinda, uSokie ubonakalisa ukumdibanisa kwigumbi likaJason enxibe iimpahla zakhe. UJason ufumana umnxeba ovela kuHoyt, kuba uHoyt ufuna ukuba uJason abe yeyona ndoda yakhe ibalaseleyo emtshatweni owenzekayo ngoku . Ndizohamba nje le Apha.

Ke wonke umntu uqokelela lo mtshato ngokungathi ngumbono olungileyo. UMthetho oYilwayo ubuza uAndy Bellefleur, ngubani oza kwenza le nkonzo, ukuba uyayamkela na indlu yakhe emva kokuba eswelekile. Ufuna uAndy ayiqeshise kuHoyt noJessica, ngesixa sedola enye ngenyanga. Ukuba nangasiphi na isizathu bayakulibala ukuhlawula, mhlawumbi ungajonga kude, utshilo uBill. Nyisa lonto , mfondini. Ukuba ndivumela umntu ukuba ahlale endlwini ngokwedola enye, ngaba abanako ukundinika idola inyanga nenyanga?

Izinto zomtshato, izinto zomtshato, izinto zomtshato. UHoyt noJason balungile ngoku, kodwa uJason akalunganga kwaphela ekulungiseni ubudlelwane. Ababhali babonisa ukuthanda kwabo ukubhala ngobuvila ngokuba noHoyt noJessica babe ngathi asinalo ixesha lokubhala izifungo! kodwa eneneni igumbi lababhali alinabuchule ngokwaneleyo okwangoku ukuba babhale nantoni na ethethelela lo mtshato. Kwakhona, ngexesha lomsitho uSokie angafunda iingcinga zeBill. Kuyavela ukuba, uBill ucinga nokuba uyadika.

Umbuso waseLouisiana, kunye ne-United States of America, abanakho ukuyamkela le manyano. Kodwa ngenxa yemali yam, akukho kuthandabuza engqondweni yam ukuba uThixo uyakwenza oko, uAndy uthi. Khange ucinge u-T Isitalato iGazi ungahamba ngaphandle kokukufaka entlokweni ngomlinganiso wokugqibela wesini esinzima, akunjalo?

I-Sookie iqinisekisa uJason ukuba kulungile ukulala noBridgette. Ukuqiqa kwakhe kukuba uyakwazi ukufunda iingqondo. Ukuqhubeka.

I-Sookie iya ecaweni ukuba ibe nexesha elide, nde incoko noMfundisi Daniels. UDaniels unengxaki yokubhala intshumayelo (inkunzi yenkomo, bhuti , awufuni nje ukuba sekhaya noLettie Mae. Iyaqondakala.) UMfundisi uDaniels kubonakala ukuba wayengazi ukuba uSookie wayeyimpohlo njengaye wonke umntu, kodwa uyamqinisekisa ukuba akangompazamo. Ngokunyaniseka, ndiyakucaphukela ukuqhubeka nokukhulisa ababhali balo mboniso, kodwa yonke le ngxoxo ibivakala ngathi bazama ukuthethelela indlela amabi ngayo umlinganiswa uSookie Stackhouse. Njengoko bafuna ukubamba ababukeli ngekhola kwaye babe njalo nceda, yithi asizange siphume ! I-Sookie iyamnceda umfundisi ukuba agqibe intshumayelo yakhe. Baxelele ukuba uncedo lusendleleni, utshilo. Baxelele ukuba konke kuya kugqitywa kungekudala.

Kulungile, ndiyabuya nayo. Ababhali bayasigculela ngokuphandle ngoku.

USokie wenze onke amalungiselelo, kwaye udibana noBill emangcwabeni ukuze ambulale ngebhola yakhe elula. Kodwa akakwazi ukuyenza. Kuba njengoko emthanda uBill, uthanda nje ukuba ngumthombo ovuthayo we-vampire lust nangakumbi. Kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba akazukufeza umnqweno kaBill wokufa. Hayi, ukulungele ukutyhala isibonda somthi esenziwe ngokungxolayo esifubeni sakhe. Ah, uthando .

I-Sookie ingena engcwabeni kunye noBill ukuba ambethe. Ubuza ukuba ngaba uBill uqinisekile ixesha lama-20 kwimizuzu emibini. Uyamxelela ukuba uyamthanda ixesha elitriliyoni kwimizuzu emibini. Ndiyakuthanda nam, uBill uyaphendula kwaye Oh Thixo wam ukuba uza kuyenza nje fucking yenze.

Aaaand uyayenza. Kuluvo lwam, kunye nololuvo lomnye umntu kwi uMjongi iofisi ebukele Igazi lokwenyani , loo Mthetho uYilwayo ukhuphe isixa esingcolileyo segazi emva kokuba eqhume. Njengokuthi, wayizalisa loo bhokisi ngokuhle kakhulu. Kodwa kuba yile Igazi lokwenyani , mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba wayezele luthando . Uthando olungaka.

Ndingathatha umzuzwana ukuba ndithethe ngale ndawo yokugqibela phakathi kukaSokie noBill? Ngenxa yokuba uSookie akayeki ukuba yiferie, the yonke into yonakele! Yonke le nto yayakhelwe phezulu kangangokuba yayinguBill encama ubomi bakhe ukuze uSokie angaphinde atsalwe bubumnyama be-vampires, kwaye abe ngumntu kwaye aphile ubomi obuqhelekileyo. Unokuba nabantwana kwaye angazingelwa rhoqo zizidalwa zasebusuku. Kodwa ayisiyiyo le nto ngoku, kukonke. Ngoku le yiSookie iyazingca, iqhubeka njenge-vampire-chow kwakude emva kokuba uBill, uthando analo, eswelekile. UBill, okwangoku, ujongeka njengomntu oxinezeleke kakhulu uSokie anceda ukuzibulala. Okungakumbi njengeNyaniso yeBummer, ngaba ndilungile?!

Into endiyithandayo, nangona kunjalo, kukuba lo mboniso uphele kwindawo ephezulu yeemvakalelo. Abakhange baphume, okanye benze nantoni na enomdla njengomboniso wento eqhubeka malunga nonyaka kamva… Owu, nyana wenja.

Kulungile, ke uEric noPam ngoku bathengisa iGazi elitsha kwintengiso. Ndiyakwazi ukujongana naloo nto. Kuyahlekisa (kwaye amehlo abukhali angabamba i-cameo kaCharlaine Harris, umbhali weenoveli zeSookie Stackhouse, ehleli apho kwaye ecinga ngento abayenzileyo?) Kwaye ubuncinci ayisiyonto ingako ... NguYesu , Igazi lokwenyani.

Ke uPam noEric baphumelele kakhulu, siyayifumana. Nazi ezinye izinto ezihlaziyiweyo ezivela kwiminyaka emithathu emva konyaka emva kokuba uBill eswelekile. UPam ugcina uSarah Newlin kwigumbi elingaphantsi kweFangtasia (iklabhu, ngendlela, uEric esongamela ngokuchanekileyo kwiXesha lokuQala onwabile ukuba ukhule njengomlingiswa), apho ahlawulisa khona i-100, 000 yeedolophana zeHep-V zokutya USarah. USarah, kwicala lakhe, uyageza kwaye abone umbono wokuba uSteve Newlin ukhona uyamngcungcuthekisa. Amaxesha amnandi ayekho kubo bonke.

Emuva kwiiBon Temps, uJason ubeneetoni zabantwana abanoBridgette. Ukujonga iminyaka yentombi yakhe, wakhulelwa ngokoqobo ngelixa uJason eqhuba uBridgette kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya. USam noNicole babuya bandwendwela, kwaye umntwana wabo uyaphila kwaye uphilile ( okwangoku??? yima le isiphelo.) USokie ukhulelwe kakhulu, kwaye isazisi sikatata, um, yimfihlo. Unentshebe entle emnandi. Kodwa ewe, afe nzima Igazi lokwenyani abalandeli abachitha iiyure beqikelela kwisigqibo seBill-okanye-Alcide-okanye-Eric, nantsi umnwe ophakathi ophakathi ngqo ebusweni bakho kubantu abasemva kwalo mboniso kuba SIPHAKAMILE KULOMBONISO kwaye asiziva ngathi sikuxelele I-Sookie iphela nge.

Umfanekiso wokugqibela esiwufumanayo ngumntu wonke okwi-Bon Temps ngovuyo besitya kwisidlo esikhulu sangokuhlwa, kwaye konke kulungile.