UGeorge MacKay noJames Franco kwi 11.22.63 .Hulu UVinnie: I-CRAZY EYINGCWELE I-BANANA-BALLS SHONTS SHIFTS, DREW
Esi siqendu, esithi I ASSUME Nightmare kwisitalato iWomp, besizikhathaza kanye ngokwenza oko kuyinto eqhelekileyo 11.22.63 Into apho uJames Franco athi Fuck alot kwaye ndafumanisa uninzi lweziganeko ezinobuzaza, mhlawumbi ezihlekisayo, ngaphambi kokuba zithathe indawo ekhohlo ibe bubuso obuninzi kunye nezityholo ZOKUBA UMLOMO ndicinga ukuba ndikumanyano losapho. Kulunga kwam. Ndizakufika kuloo, YONKE loo nto, kodwa imizuzu yokuqala eyi-15 okanye ngaphezulu iphakamise imibuzo embalwa. Ngokukhawuleza ngokwenene:
Kutheni le nto ukufumana ikhasethi yokurekhodwa kwabanye abantu baseRussia ngokuzenzekelayo kusisivumelwano sikaSadie? Ndiyathetha, andizukuzenza ngathi ndiyayazi imigaqo yokuthandana yasekuqaleni kweminyaka yoo-1960 kuba ngathi kuthethwa ngaphandle kweintanethi?… Kodwa andikwazi nomfanekiso wokufumana isishicileli sekhasethi kwigumbi elingaphantsi kwentombi yam kukho isiRashiya kuyo nangoko. ukutsiba ukuya Awunakho nokuthi bangabadlali beRussia abanobuso obuthe tye akunjalo, sidengendini esinyabi?
Drew: Ewe, uSadie unomtshini wenkomo onyanisekileyo. Ukutshata indoda ene-dresspin kwi-dick yayo kunye ne-grand-Oedipal complex? KUNOKWENZEKA KOMNTU. Ukuba nesithandwa sakho sikuxelele ukuba ungumhambi-wexesha ngelixa uphakamileyo kwi-morphine? KWENZEKE IZINTO ZABANGABAMBANI. Inkwenkwana ikuxelela ukuba imamele umdlalo weRussia odiyo? IBHULorho NAKHO, NKOSI!
UVinnie: Umbuzo wesibini: Kwimeko yokubuyela umva apho uJake wabuza iklasi yakhe ukuba baya kwenza ntoni ukuba bangabuyela ngexesha-- ngokudibeneyo ngokupheleleyo -Yiphi yabafundi oyithandayo? Kuqala bendicinga ukuba ngula Glen umntwana oye wangena kakhulu kulungelelwaniso lokuhamba kwexesha kwaye uJake wayefana nokuvala ubuso bakho obugqobhoza, uGlen, le iklasi yesiNgesi! Kodwa ndiyazi ezantsi ngaphakathi ukuba umntwana ongenagama, ongenakubonwa kwiscreen othe Ewe, bulala uHomer, mfondini yayindim kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo. Ngendikhe ndatsho ukuba ngqo ngokufanayo kwaye iphakame kakhulu njengabanye abafana abathathu kwiijezi zebhola ekhatywayo.
Drew: Ndiyathanda ukuba lo mboniso ufuna ukuba njalo empumlweni kodwa hayi empumlweni ngokwaneleyo ukuba kungabikho mntu uhamba ndibuyela emva kwaye ndichithe iminyaka yobomi bam ndizama ukukhupha ukubulawa kukaKennedy. Ungathandi, bulala umntu obulale uKennedy. Kuba kuthekani ukuba uyimbumbulu nje, uyazi? Kwaye i-CIA yayingumpu? Kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ndiza kuphanda into engekho ngaphambi kokuba uKennedy abulawe, kodwa wenze okuncinci ukuyithintela, kuba kumnandi phi kuloo nto?
Kwaye ke umntwana olandelayo ufana no-Oooh, ewe, kunjalo indlela kungcono kunokuba ubulale uHitler. Ndingayitshintsha impendulo yam?
Kwaye uGlen unje ngeLungelo, kuba ukubulala uHitler kuya kuba neziphumo eziqinisekileyo nezingxamisekileyo, ngelixa imeko-elungileyo yokuthintela ukubulawa kukaKennedy isinika nje umbuzo omkhulu wokuba umhlaba ungabonakala njani namhlanje.
Kwaye ke OMNYE umntwana uya kufana no-Ewe, kutheni singathethi ngokuthintela ukufa kukaMartin Luther King? Olu luhlobo lobuhlanga, xa ucinga ngalo.
Kwaye u-Glen ufana no-Linda, owabulala uMartin Luther King Jr., phofu?
Kwaye iklasi ifana no-Oooh, kunjalo. Ngokuqinisekileyo simele siyi-Wiki ngaphambi kokuba sibuyele emva ngexesha.
Kwaye u-Jake u-goatee ufana no-Go fuck ngokwenu, nina nibabethayo oonokrwece.
UVinnie: KULUNGILE UKONWABELE- xa uJake wangena endlwini kwaye uSadie wayenengxowa enegazi ebusweni bakhe? Uqale nini lo mboniso, ukuphazamisa ngabom? Uhambe nini umyeni ka-Sadie ovela kwi-ruh-roh emoji ukuya kweyona Joker ingonwabisiyo IGotham ? Kwaye bazokulahla njani nje ngokungazenzisiyo ugogo-mbumbulu embindini wale ndawo ?
Ewe. Isixeko saseheeby-Jeeby, abemi: Clothespin Dick.
UKUTHETHA NGABE singathetha malunga nokuba nangaphantsi kwesoyikiso oku konke bekusehlekisile kuba ndicinga ngalo lonke ixesha, unxibe impahla yokunxiba NGOKU ?
Drew : Ewe, kuzo zonke ii-LOL ebesinazo kwiveki ephelileyo malunga noJake ngokuqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqha uStephen King ophazamise indoda embindini wesitrato, kule veki yenza KAKUHLE KAKHULU (mhlawumbi eyona ilungileyo?) Ityala lesizathu sokuba olo hlobo lwesidima lusenjalo eyoyikisayo. Kwaye ukunika ikhredithi apho kufanelekileyo ngetyala, KUNZIMA KAKHULU ukwenza ulwimi lwaseKing oloyikisayo, xa ngabantu beqhele ukubizana iintaka ezimdaka kunye nee-cockapoos kwaye bethetha ngemilomo yabo yobufebe. Ngokwenyani ixesha ekuphela kwalo elakha lasebenza kulungelelwaniso oluthe ngqo lomsebenzi kaKing ngaphandle kokubonakala ngathi lisile ngokupheleleyo Intlungu .
Kulungile, ulungile, 11.22.63 . Uyoyike ikaka kum. Kwaye ndiyavuma ukuba kwakothusa ukubona intloko kaSadie igqunyiwe ngoluhlobo. Akunakuba yinto eqondakalayo ukuba kwakukhangeleka ngathi kuya kwenzeka ntoni ukuba iKu Klux Klan ibiphethe iPurge.
UVinnie: Okwangoku, lo mboniso utsala idrinks yentsimbi endala ngokwenza ukuba sicinge ukuba uBill uphazamisa iBleach Party kodwa hayi, usazama nje ukutsala umfazi kaLee Harvey Oswald ayisiyiyo eyona nto ibubudenge ayenzayo kwesi siqendu. Ngethamsanqa uLee uveza konke Ngaba ukhe wafunda uKarl Marx, bhuti? kwaye konke oku bekuyimfuneko ngokwenene.
Drew : Yeyiphi eyona nto yayiyinkohliso, nangona kunjalo! Ngokwenyani, yonke into eyenzekileyo kuBill ekuqaleni kwesiqendu yayimnandi, kodwa ngakumbi indlela uJake ayicaphukise ngayo. Kukho umgca ocacileyo phakathi kukaJames Franco ongu-goof kunye noJames Franco osebenza ngokungathí sina kwaye kuyacaca ukuba loo mgca ubandakanya ukumcacisela ngaphezulu, okwexesha leshumi elinanye, ukuba bafuna ukuqinisekisa njani ngokudubula kukaWalker akubandakanyi i-CIA
Jake: Kulungile, ngokutsho imbali , U-Walker uyedwa xa u-Oswald ethatha umfanekiso.
Yilwayo: Kulungile, kodwa nokuba kunjalo Oswald ulapha yedwa, oko kungqina njani ukuba uza kumbulala uKennedy kwiinyanga ezintandathu.
Jake: NGENXA YOKUBA ESEBENZISA UMNQOPHISO OFANAYO.
Oh Kulungile. Ingxaki ngalo mboniso kukuba icebo likaJake alisiyonyani kwaye ayisiyiyo nengqondo leyo. UMthetho oYilwayo uphakamisa onke la manqaku asebenzayo kwaye uJake unje KUPHELA ENDIZA KUTHETHA NGOKUQHELEKILEYO KOKUGQIBELA, FUCKER.
Kuya kuba kuhle xa uJake etshintsha igama lakhe ukuba libe nguFrank kwaye ulinde iminyaka engama-20 ukuba oku kwenzeke.
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UVinnie: Andikwazi nokuthiya isicwangciso sokubaleka sikaJake nangona, kuba ngelinye ixesha ndayeka umntu ukuba azichithe iinwele zam kodwa yayingeyonyani eyenziweyo ngenxa yokuba yayikwigumbi lokulala kwaye wonke umntu wayephakame ngomphunga njengoko ndicinga ukuba bathi i1960s kunye nebali elide elifutshane ndinento eninzi emehlweni am ukuba, ukuba, ngokuzama, bendizama ukudubula wonke umntu osegumbini ngokuqinisekileyo bendiya kuliphosa kwaye ndingachaphazeleka kakhulu kukutsha komlilo ebunzi.
Drew: Ithoni kule ngqungquthela ihamba ukusuka kwi-looney tunes ukuya kwi-shit-eyoyikisayo ngokukhawuleza. Njengokuba xa bonke kufuneka bethule kwaye bazifihle kuba kukho abathengisi abaphezulu abafunda esikolweni. UJohnny unento ethile, i-OC.D. indlela afuna ukuba le iye ezantsi ngayo. Hayi kufuneka usele iblitshi ngelixa ndibukele, endaweni yokuba ndisebenzise umpu kuwe okanye kumfazi wam wangaphambili. Kwaye emva koko uJake uyi-Um yonke, ayizukwenzeka, kwaye uJohnny ufana no-Hayi izakwenzeka! Ndacinga ukuba eyona nto yayiyimpazamo kukuba benze into enkulu malunga ne-shard yeglasi, xa ngokucacileyo into ekufuneka uyenzile xa umntu ekunika iglasi ye-bleach emnandi (btw, ngowuphi umsebenzi omkhulu kuJohnny! , kungcono kwi-biz!) Kukuyiphosa ebusweni babo bobuThixo kwaye emva koko baleka ukubaleka!
Ngaba ndim kuphela umntu owayecinga ukuba uJohnny kufanele ukuba aphelelwe ziimbumbulu? Yiza, ayingo-2016; loo ikaka ayisiyiyo i-semiautomatic. Kukho iimbumbulu ezintandathu kwelo gumbi, phezulu. Nangona ndandibuhlungu kancinci ukubona ukuphela kukaJohnny Clayton. Ingakumbi ngoku ndiqondileyo ukuba udlalwa ngu T.R. Knight ukusuka Indawo egreyi kwaye hayi, njengoko bendikholelwa ngaphambili, umntwana onothando kaDanny Strong kunye ne-emoji.
Inxalenye apho ugqirha athi kuJake AKUKHO NTO ESINOKUKWENZA NGOKWENZEKA lol jk uphilile nje inxeba elincinci yenza ingqiqo ngakumbi xa uqaphela ukuba ibiyiprank nguRoss the Intern ukusuka Umboniso wangokuhlwa noJay Leno , ukuba ndikhumbula ngokuchanekileyo okokugqibela okwaqala ngo-1963.
Drew: Kwakhona, hayi indlela ezoyikeka ababenazo ngelo xesha! Ayisiyo nje isibhedlele – esingakhange sithumele ii-EMTs kuba yintoni i-EMT? -Kodwa indoda yamapolisa engu-A) ivumela inqununu yayo yangaphambili kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo ukuba iqhekeze umrhanelwa wokubulala ezandleni zayo kwaye inyanzelise imigaqo yetyala kwaye B) kuyacaca ukuba wanelisekile yimpendulo kaJake ka-Um, sahlukana kwaye ndathanda ukubetha umyeni wakhe wangaphambili ebusweni ngesibhakela somlilo. Njengoko I-SUPER ndiyayithanda. Kwaye ipolisa lifana no-Well, uphumelele imibuzo ethi 'Ngaba uyi-Sociopath' enemibala ephaphazelayo, kuba asazi ukuba yintoni intlalontle okwangoku. Ukhululekile ukuba uhambe, mhlekazi!
UVinnie: Ndifanele ukuthatha njani nantoni na kuJake ukuba acaphuke ngeBill ngokusilela ukuzama ukubulala ngaphandle kukaJake sisidenge esikhulu nje? UMthetho oYilwayo-ohlwempuzekileyo, osisidenge, osisidenge uBill-ukwelinye icala lefowuni elila ngosisi wakhe ongasekhoyo kwaye uJake ujongeke ebusweni. Njengaye, dude usesibhedlele ukucoca imeko ebandakanya ukubulala ngokumasikizi, ukubetha, kunye neepickpin dicks kwaye AKUKHO nto enokuyenza noLee Harvey Oswald, kwaye uJake usafana nokuJolisa phezulu, uBill.
Drew : Kuyabonakala ukuba xa usenza i-past kunye nexesha elidlulileyo, elidlulileyo likhululekile ukuba lihlasele nabantu abangalifumaniyo njengangaphambili, kuba yeyabo ngoku? Yeyiphi inyani nje. Ke i-tagline ENGCONO yalo mboniso iya kuba: Ngamanye amaxesha xa usenza i-fuck nomhambi wexesha, inyani Ngaba iya kwenza ukuba ubone udade wakho ofileyo ukuze ugcine ekufumaneni le nto iphikisanayo malunga nomzamo otshintshiweyo kubomi bomntu ojonge kakubi iiflegi zaseMelika eyadini yakhe, YILonto into, ngoku.
UVinnie: Kwaye andinako nokuhlengahlengisa ubundlobongela bukaJake NGENXA YOTHANDO, kuba le nto yenziwe ngulo mboniso ukuqinisekisa ukuba ubudlelwane bukaJake noSadie kufanelekile ukusindisa iphela ? Kusenokwenzeka ukuba kuncede ukuba babone besakha i-chemistry kodwa i-oopsie-wozzle weqa phambili iminyaka emibini ngqo kuJake ngqo ekhuphela iiBeatles kwaye wabonisa emnyango weentyatyambo. Si… yintoni? Iziqendu ezintlanu kwi? Kwaye kufanele ukuba ndithenge nje ukuba uJake unothando olungagungqiyo kule ntombazana- nasemva kokuba uClothespin uDick emjikile waba nguFr-adie Kreuger-ukuba uchitha ixesha esenza iifoto zenziwe kwaye AKUFUNDI isiRashiya?
Ndiyaphinda – le nto ingathandekiyo yokuprinta isiNgesi-utitshala i-POS uphambene noBill ngokuwisa ibhola xa ephumile esenza imifanekiso eqingqiweyo? Ngaba uyazi ukuba kwakudla ixesha elingakanani ukwenza imifanekiso yenziwe ngo-1963? Ewe andenzi njalo, kodwa ndiyacinga yonke into yayidla ixesha ngo-1963.
Drew: Kwakhona, ukuba NGOKWENENE wayemthanda uSadie, ngaba ebengayi kubuyela kumhla wangoku aze abuyele kwixesha elidlulileyo aze abulale uJohnny Clayton into yokuqala endaweni yokuba ajikeleze naloo MNTU wayembulele? Khumbula? Khumbula xa u-JAKE NGOKUQINISEKILEYO WABULALA NGOKUPHELELEYO INGXAKI YOKUQALA NGOKUBA IJANITOR YABHALA ISINCOKO NGAYO?
UVinnie: Ndinqwenela ukuba xa uJake axelele uSadie ukuba wayehamba-hamba ixesha, wayefana nam ndinjalo kodwa wayevela kwindlela ngaphambi ko-1963, njengamaxesha edinosaur, kwaye wayekhona UKULALA uJohn F. Kennedy ukuthintela umkhankaso wokugcoba wayenjalo Ipaki yeJurassic kwaye ngokoqobo akukho nanye kwezi eyayiza kundothusa ngaphezu kwendlela aziva engonwabisi ngayo uSadie ejonge nengxowa enegazi entlokweni yakhe.
Drew : Ndiyathetha, i-morphine yayikhona ngelo xesha, ke ayicingeki into yokuba uSadie ufana no-Shhhhhh, akukho ngxaki, Mnu Space Man! kwaye xa ephuma esibhedlele uyakudlala ngexesha elifanelekileyo ukuba athumele umnxeba kubaphathi bakhe eBrontosaurus HQ kwaye axele uDude uphambene. KHUPHULA ITHUNYA!
