Thetha nje inyani, kuba ugqirha uya kufumanisa ekugqibeleni.(Ifoto: Spencer Platt / Getty Izithombe) Uninzi lwabantu abangena kwiofisi kagqirha baneengxaki ezisemthethweni zonyango ezifuna ukukhangelwa. Kodwa ke kukho abo bathi, ngenxa yekratshi okanye iintloni, bagqibe ekubeni baxoke okanye bazifihle iimpawu zabo ixesha elide.
Ngale ntsasa ngexesha le Buza umtya weReddit , Iqela loogqirha labalisa amabali acacileyo malunga nezifo abantu abazame ukuzifihla kuzo (nangona amagama abaguli engakhange abhengezwe ngenxa Imithetho ye-HIPAA ). Isilumkiso: uninzi lwamabali abonisa inkcazo eneenkcukacha yezinto ezinamathela kwiindawo zangasese.
Umfana owayonwabe kakhulu ebharini
EProvincetown, indoda yangena ikhalaza iintlungu ezivuthayo kwi-urethra, naxa wayengachami. U-Doc akazange afumane nasiphi na isizathu, kwaye lo mfo akakwazanga ukubonelela ngaso nasiphi na. Okokugqibela ubuza umfo ukuba wenzani, uthi usebenza kwindawo eyaziwayo ye-gay apho-oh! - wenza 'iChampagne Shots.' Kulapho ugcwalisa umngxunya wakho we-pee-hole nge-champagne, emva koko phakama kwibar uyikhuphe emlonyeni womthengi ohlawulelayo. Wayesenza inqwaba busuku ngabunye.
Ubomi bokwenene 'Iqela leSoseji'
Ndisebenza elebhu kwaye isebe lezifo lisusa izinto zomzimba zangaphandle zisuswe emzimbeni wesigulana emva kotyando. Kutshanje enye yayiyisoseji ye-chorizo.
Sukuzama oku ekhaya
Kufike ixhegokazi elineminyaka engama-60 emva ‘kokulala laza laqengqeleka epinkini.’ Wayeneenaliti ezintathu ezi-intshi egxalabeni lasekhohlo kwiX-reyi. Emva kwexesha wafumanisa ukuba ebezama ukuzilungisa.
Mamela imiyalelo kagqirha
Kuthunyelwe isigulana esingamadoda kwigumbi lokuhlambela ukuze kuthathwe isampulu yomchamo. Imthathe ixesha elide kakhulu kunokuba bekulindelwe. Akaqondanga kakuhle kwaye wanika isampulu yamadlozi. 
Shiya amakhandlela kwikhekhe.(Ifoto: Flickr Creative Commons)
Ukungonwabi ngomhla wokuzalwa
Indoda yeza kwi-ER kunye nekhandlela lokuzalwa kwilungu lakhe lobudoda. Wayeyibambe apho ukuze ayothuse intombi yakhe ngomhla wokuzalwa kwakhe, kodwa xa wayilayita ikhandlela elinyibilikiweyo lanamathela kuye.
Ubuncinci uya kugxotha i-vampires
Ngexesha elinye inenekazi langena kwi-ER ngokulunywa / iintlungu kwilungu lobufazi. Uthe usebenzise igalikhi njengendlela yendalo yokulwa nosulelo lwegwele. Khange ayitye igalikhi…
Ucinga ukuba ungumlandeli kaHarry Potter
An Umdala Wand replica ebencamathele ngempundu. Kwakufuneka ndiphikise ukubuza ukuba ukhe wazama 'i-Accio wand.'
Umbulelo ongcolileyo
Ngombulelo ndandinentlungu phantse ngokoqobo kwi-esile lam, kodwa ngakumbi kwi-perineum yam. Uhlobo lweenwele ezingenayo / uhlobo lwethumba. Ndaya kwi-ER kuba yayiyiholide kwaye kwakunzima ukuhlala. Xa bebuza ukuba uthini umba kwaye ubekwe phi, ndathi ‘Kwindawo ebuthathaka.’ Xa becinezela ngakumbi ndathi ‘I-perineum yam.’ ‘OH!’ Waphendula umongikazi. ‘YINTLOBO YAKHO!’ Sonke sahleka kumnandi kwaye ne-taint yam ilukhwekile.
Umtyholi wamenza ukuba ayenze
Sasinomfundisi ovela kwicawa enkulu yekhaya eza nee-intshi ezingama-28 zedama lokudada kwi-esile lakhe. Kwafuneka ndiye kutyando ukuze kulungiswe ikholoni kunye namathumbu amancinci. Wathi kufuneka afike ekhaya ngaphambi kokuba umfazi wakhe abuye evela eYurophu ukuze angafumani ukuba yintoni 'umtyholi' ayemenza ukuba ayenze ngelixa engekho. 
Uxolo bafazi, lo mfo akazukunceda ukuba ukhulelwe.(Ifoto: Flickr Creative Commons)
Ixesha lofudo
Ixhegwazana langena kwi-ER linomkhuhlane omkhulu, iintlungu zesisu, isiyezi, njlnjl. Libonisa iimpawu zesifo sothuki (xa ushiya itampu ixesha elide) ugqirha uthatha isigqibo sokujonga umfazi ukuqinisekisa ukuba akukho nto wanamathela apho phezulu. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ujonge phaya phezulu kwaye isiqingatha sishaya ibhulukhwe yakhe xa ebona amabini amnyama amancinci amjongile! Ugqirha uqala ukuyikhupha apho iphendula ixhegokazi, ‘yibuyisele!’ Sijika ixhegokazi (sele lidlulile ixesha lokuyeka ukuya exesheni) liye egqirheni elingalunganga ukuze limncede akhulelwe. Ingcebiso yakhe: beka ufudu (osele efile) apho iintsuku ezimbalwa kwaye uya kuphinda akwazi ukukhulelwa.
Ukulindela okungalunganga
Andiqinisekanga ukuba oku kubalwa njengokuzifihla, kodwa isigulana esisandula ukuzama ukudlala usulelo lwe-staph oluxhaphakileyo 'njengokudumba nje komlenze' ... kufumaniseka ukuba wayethetha ukuthini ukuba wayenosulelo olubi kwaye engqonge amalungu akhe obuni (into ethile yaziwa njenge Isifo esibuhlungu sikaFournier -Zenzele inceba kwaye musa ukuyenza kuGoogle loo nto). Ukudumba kwakukubi kangangokuba ipenisi yakhe yayiguqulwe ngokoqobo. Uye wasixelela kamva ukuba kufuneka achame ngebhakethi eyi-5 yeelitha ebambelele kwingqolowa yakhe kuba akasenalo nofifi lokuba lo pee uza kuya phi.
