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Yabona, ndiyazi ukuba ucinga ngam njengalo mbhali ongacwangciswanga othi ngamanye amaxesha abhale amanqaku apholileyo ebhlog, kodwa okubuhlungu kukuba, kuninzi okuqhubekayo emva kwezigcawu kunoko.
Into ongayaziyo ngam kukuba ndiyindawo yonke, umntu okrelekrele okrelekrele. Ulwazi lwam kunye nokuqonda kuphelele kwaye kugqityiwe kangangokuba akukhawulwanga nangumda wakho wexesha / ixesha. Oko kuthetha ukuba andinalo kuphela ulwazi olupheleleyo lwabo bonke ubukho, kodwa ndikwanolwazi olupheleleyo lwazo zonke izinto ezinokubakho, ezingakhange zenzeke okanye ezingenakwenzeka. Ke ngelixa uhlala ujikeleze malunga nokuba ubomi bekunokuba njani na ukuba ubunokuhlala ne-ex-boyfriend yakho endaweni yokumlahla, sendisele ndiyazi-uyathandana, ntombazana; wayefana, mfana omhle kakhulu.
Andikuthandi ukuhamba ndiqhayisa ngale nto. Njengoko unokucinga, iba yirhafu, ngakumbi kwimibhiyozo. Abantu bahlala befuna ukuba ubaxelele izinto ezingenangqondo ezinje ngegama lenja yabo xa babesengumntwana. Kwaye xa uyifumana ngokuchanekileyo, bayaphambana kwaye bakuthengele iziselo ezininzi, okanye okubi kakhulu, zama qala inkolo ejolise kuwe. Kuya kuba noxinzelelo, ke ndiyiphepha yonke imeko ngokuthetha ngokungapheliyo malunga nemidlalo yevidiyo emitsha kunye namanqaku ebasketball.
Isizathu sokuba ndizise oku kungenxa yokuba nina bantu nibonakala nididekile ngento ethile.
Uninzi lwabantu lucinga ukuba bayasokola ngenxa yeempawu ezimbi zabo. Kodwa esona sizathu sokubandezeleka kwabo kukuba bayaziphepha ezo zinto zingalunganga, hayi inyani abanazo.
Kwaye kulapho ndingena khona, kuyo yonke into yam eyaziwayo, ngozuko lokuncama injana. Bonke aba bantu bandithumelela i-imeyile ngalo lonke ixesha bethetha izinto ezinjenge, OMG, Phawula, kufana nokuba inqaku lakho liyifunde ngokupheleleyo ingqondo yam! kwaye ndiyafana, Kulungile, ewe, mna ndim ukufunda ingqondo yakho, fucknut. Kwaye gcwalisa kwakhona ikofu ebalekayo xa ugqibile ukuyisebenzisa.
Ndiyazibona zonke ezo zinto zincinci zingcolileyo ozenzayo kwaye ungazivumi, hayi kwabanye kuphela, kodwa nakuwe.
Kodwa ungakhathazeki, ngokungafaniyo enye enye izithixo ndiyazi (* khohlela *, uyazi ukuba ndithetha ngabani), andikho apha ukugwebe okanye iintloni. Ndiyinyani andiyikunika. Ndifuna nje ukulahla kwaye ndibeke irekhodi ngqo.
Lixesha lokuba unyaniseke. Ukwamkela ezinye zezinto ezibiweyo esizenzayo ezisifaka engxakini. Ayinyanzelekanga ukuba ilungise yonke into - kuba ngubani othe yonke into ifuna ukulungiswa? -Kodwa nje kukuzijonga ngokwethu kunye neengxaki zethu.
Ke akukho myalelo uthile, nolu olunye uluhlu lwee-clickbait nolunye lwezinto ezimbi ozenzayo kwaye ungavumi nakubani na… kodwa okona kubaluleke kakhulu, ngokwakho.
1. Uhlobisa amabali ukuze uzenze upholile
Ndiphezu kwakho.
Ngaba wena noTom nyani amanqaku amanqaku eenkundla kwicala lomdlalo? Okanye ngaba ubufana nemiqolo emine? Sukundenza ndimbe ividiyo kwi-intanethi, uyabethwa.
Ukhe wa nyani sebenza kude kubethe u-9 ebusuku phezolo? Okanye ngaba ufike ekhaya nge-8: 30 kwaye ngexesha lokutshintsha iimpahla kunye nokujija, ibingu-9?
Ukhe wa nyani unayo i-orgy ene-coke ene-hookers ezili-12? Okanye ngaba ibifana nesixhenxe? Ewe, ndiye ndacinga… yayiziihaksi ezisixhenxe.
Inye into enomdla ngendalo yomntu kukuba ukuxoka akunanto yokwenza nesidima kwaye kunento yokwenza nengqondo yethu yokuba singaphumelela kubuxoki. Abantu bayaxoka xa beziva ngathi izibonelelo zayo zingaphezulu komngcipheko wokubanjwa.
Kungenxa yoko le nto bambalwa kuthi bethetha ubuxoki obukhulu, kodwa intle kakhulu kuthi sonke apha apha naphaya ngokukhangela iinkcukacha kancinci kumabali ethu. Amapolisa amabini ajongene nomhlobo wethu onxilileyo ngoLwesihlanu odlulileyo aba ngamapolisa amane. Ukuthumela umyalezo nge-ex yethu, Ndishiye ndedwa, i-morph morphs kwi-epic, Yiya ngokwakho, xa siyibalisela kubahlobo bethu.
Kutheni sisenza oku? Ngenxa yokuba sonke sinesidingo esingagungqiyo sokuthandwa, ukuhlonitshwa nokunconywa. Kwaye ukuba ukubetha imigca kwibali lethu elipholileyo kunokwenza i-esile-embi nge-2-3% kwaye akukho ndlela umntu anokufumanisa ngayo, emva koko siyenze ngokuzenzekelayo.
Ingxaki ivela xa oku kuba ngumkhwa ongapheliyo, kwaye ezo smudges zincinci ziba smears ezinkulu. Yonke imiba yeklasikhi ngokuxoka isebenza apha: iintloni ekuhlaleni, ukomeleza iintloni zikabani kunye nokuziva enjalo ayonelanga ngokwaneleyo , Umnqweno onqwenelekayo wokukholisa kunye nokuhlaba umxhwele abo basingqongileyo, kwaye ube yinto nje ecaphukisayo.
Yisike ngaphandle. Amathuba awusoze ukwazi ukuyeka ngokupheleleyo ukuxoka (ngaphandle kwaso nasiphi na esinye isizathu ngaphandle kwethu iinkumbulo zisoyikeka , ngokunjalo), kodwa yenza konke okusemandleni akho ukuyilawula.
2. Uzama ukujonga umntu xa usenza ngathi awujonganga
Ndiyanibona nobabini, niyenza yonke loo nto, ndiza kuthi krwaqu emva koko zenze ngathi andikrwaquki ukuze ungacingi ukuba ndijongile nangona ndifuna ukujonga, kodwa linda, kuthekani ukuba ucinga ukuba ndiyinyambalala epheleleyo okanye uyinqaba kwaye ubize amapolisa uwaxelele ukuba bendikudlwengula ngamehlo ? into enye kwelinye igumbi.
Yeka ukuzincoma. Lo mntu yindibaniselwano eshushu / enomdla / epholileyo / enento-encamathele-ebusweni babo. Yeka ukuba engaqhelekanga ngayo kwaye ujonge kubo. Ukuba bajonge ngasemva, uncume. Ukuba bancuma nabo, yithi molo.
Yile nto bayenzileyo abantu emva kokuba imiyalezo yenziwe. Kwakungekho nzima, ngoku, akunjalo?
3. Uyahamba uye emva koko ubeke ityala komnye umntu
Ndizokunyaniseka, andizukuxelela ukuba uyeke ukwenza oku. Ngokuyintloko kuba iyahlekisa. Kodwa nangenxa yokuba ndihamba kakhulu, kwaye ukuba andinakukwenza oku, andiqinisekanga ukuba ndiza kuba nabahlobo kwakhona.
Qiniseka ukuba umntu omtyholayo ayisiyiyo) intombi yakho okanye b) unyoko, kwaye ulungile.
4. Ucinga ukuba wonke umntu uyayazi into ayenzayo ngelixa ungenalo nofifi
Xa siziva singakhuselekanga, sihlala siphuhlisa le nkolelo ingekho ngqiqweni yokuba ngandlela thile kufuneka ibe kuphela komntu ongaziyo ukuba yintoni le bayenzayo kunye nabo. Oku kunokuziva ngathi ngumntu ongaqhelekanga uphume ethekweni, umntu omtsha osemsebenzini, izimvu ezimnyama zosapho.
Oku nje akuyonyani. Amathuba kukuba, ukuba uziva ngathi unamahloni kwaye awunakuncedwa, abanye abantu abakungqongileyo baziva ngendlela efanayo -benza nje indlela yabo ngale ndlela uyiyo.
5. Ucinga ukuba uyayazi into oyenzayo kwaye wonke umntu akanalo nofifi
Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha, endaweni yokujongana neemvakalelo zethu zokungoneliseki kwaye sizive ngqo, siyaziphepha ngenkolelo echaseneyo kodwa elinganayo: yokuba konke sele kuyicacisile kwaye wonke umntu ngubani ojijelweyo.
Ayisiyiyo le kuphela into enqabileyo ukuba ibe yinyani, kodwa luhlobo lokwenza ube yidick.
6. Uhlala ulibale ukuba akukho mntu unolwazi, inene
Inyani yile yokuba ezi zinto zimbini azihambelani. Awunakukwazi ukuba wenzani ngobomi bakho kwaye bonke abantu abakungqongileyo abanakuba nazi.
Ngapha koko, oku kunokwenzeka, ngamaxesha amaninzi .
Zithini ezi mvakalelo zokuba ndilahlekile, wonke umntu upholile, kwaye ndingu-badass, wonke umntu olapha yidweeb, ngenene, zizinyanzeliso zokuzithelekisa nabanye. Zombini ezingenangqondo kwaye ezingenampilo. Zombini azifuneki kwaye okunokuba yingozi kuthi . Kwaye zombini ziyinyani akunakwenzeka ukuba wazi nakuphi na ukuqiniseka.
Inyaniso yile: unayo ukungazithembi , abanye abantu banezabo, kwaye abo bangakhuselekanga ngokwenyani abafani. Yintoni eyahlukileyo yindlela esihlala sihlangabezana ngayo nabo. Sonke sikhetha ezi zinto zincinci ebomini bethu ukuba sizithathele ingqalelo okanye sisebenzise ngokunyanzelisa ukufihla le mithombo yangaphakathi yentlungu esicinga ukuba yahlukile kuthi kodwa eneneni thandaza kuye wonke umntu .
Kwaye le nto siyisebenzisayo ukuyifihla, siyazikhohlisa ngokukholelwa ukuba ziyiyo sooooo kubalulekile, ukuba zibaluleke ngaphezu kwayo nayiphi na enye into ebomini. Uyazi, ukuthenga i-Ferrari, ukukrazulwa kunye neepakethi ezintandathu, unekhaya elihle kunye nezo orchid ezincinci ezintle ngaphambili.
7. Uyazibuza Ngaba bubomi bonke obu?
Kwaye isizathu sokuba sonke siphephe Ukuyeka oku kungazithembi , Isizathu sokuba sikuphephe ukusombulula imicimbi yethu kunye nentlungu yethu, kukuba ukuba siyakwenza oko, konke oku ngokwenene, izinto ezibaluleke ngokwenene - uyayibona le mali, kunye nale ndlu, kunye nee-orchids ezi-fucking? - zonke ezi zinto zivakala ngathi imiba njengobomi okanye ukufa, kuya kudlula, kusishiye nathi.
Le yingcinga eyoyikisayo.
Kuba ukuba sithi nje, siyakunyanzelwa ukuba sijongane nokungaqondakali kobukho bethu, kwaye sijongane nobomi obungento yanto. Siza kuzibuza ukuba yayiyintoni na kwaye ukuba akukho sizathu sokwenza nantoni na konke konke? Kwaye siyakucinga ukuba mhlawumbi siyenze kakubi yonke into, kuthekani ukuba ayiyiyo le ndlela ubomi bam bekufanele ukuba buhambe ngayo? Kwaye siyakuzibuza ukuba ixesha lihamba njani ngokungayeki, kwaye indlela ebeziva ngathi ziinyanga ngoku zivakalelwa njengeentsuku, kwaye kubonakala ngathi siguga njani iindlela esingazange sazi ukuba zinokwenzeka . Kwaye siyakuthi cwaka ebusuku, sinee-sheet kunye neenkwenkwezi, kwaye sizame ukuqonda ubuze, sizame ukubumba ezingqondweni zethu into engenasiphelo engenasimo, ukuthomalalisa uloyiko olukulo, singatsho, esona sizathu sokuba siqhubeke nokuphila.
Emva koko sinokukhala. Sinokuziqengqa ebhedini size sigalele umqamelo ngaphezulu kwaye sitsale ingubo phezu kwethu ngokungathi siyasikhusela kwiingcinga zethu.
Kodwa bahlala bekhona, bezimela ezithunzini, ezona zilwanyana ziphantsi kwebhedi yethu: iingxilimbela ezifihlwe ezingqondweni zethu.
Kwaye ngosuku olulandelayo, xa umntu esisebenza naye ebuza ukuba siqhuba njani, siza kuthi, uFan-fucking-tastic! Uyabona umdlalo izolo ebusuku?
8. Uziva ngathi bekufanele ukuba wenze ngaphezulu
Emva koko uya kufumana ikofu yakho kwaye uye kwidesika yakho kwaye ujonge ngokungacacanga kwikhompyuter kwaye uvule isithuba esitsha ukujonga Facebook nangona sele unayo Facebook vula kwaye ujonge nje kwifowuni yakho kwimizuzwana emine edlulileyo, kwaye uyakucinga, bendifanele ukuba njalo ngaphezulu koku .
Ewe, awuyiyo nje ikhephu eliqhakazileyo eliqaqambileyo nelikhanyayo?
Jonga, ndiyibeka njani le nto? Uza kufa ungekenzi yonke into ofuna ukuyenza . Kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba awuzukuzama. Kwaye oko akuthethi ukuba ubomi bakho abukabi nantsingiselo.
Ngenxa ye-fuck, yiba ngaphaya kwakho.
Kulungile, into elandelayo yoluhlu…
9. Uyazihlola kwiindawo ezingafanelekanga kunye namaxesha angafanelekanga
Ndandinomhlobo kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo owayedlala itrombone. Sidlale kwiqela leJazz kunye. Kwaye ngelishwa, indawo yokuziqhelanisa yayineqela lezipili eludongeni olunye. Umhlobo owaziwayo, owayeyimbaleki, wayeza kuchitha uninzi lweqela lomculo we-jazz, ejonge esipilini, ejija ngobuqhophololo, ezinkenkceshela, ehamba ngeenwele zakhe. Kwakumangalisa kwaye kuyothusa. Ingakumbi kuba mna, i isiginci , kwanyanzeleka ukuba ahlale ngqo phakathi kwakhe nesipili.
Ngelo xesha, ndandisoyika xa ndinyanzelwa ukuba ndibone ubungqina obunjalo. Njengoko ndandikhula kwaye ndisiba nobulumko, ndaqonda ukuba nam ndililize.
Sonke.
Ngubani apha ongahambiyo ngaphaya kwefestile enkulu ebonakalisayo kwaye engathathi ngamehlo ngokukhawuleza? Kwaye ngokujonga ngokukhawuleza, ndiyathetha ukuba uzijongile kwaye wenze ubuso be-selfie?
Ndakhe ndazifumana ndisemngcwabeni ndixakeke yindlela endilinganayo ngayo itayi yam. Ukubonakaliswa eludongeni kwandigcina ndihlala imizuzwana engaphezulu kunokuba ndingathanda ukuvuma.
Abantu zizidalwa ezililize. Yethu sonke. Kwaye ayingobantu kuphela abayikhathaleleyo inkangeleko yabo, kodwa ngabantu abayityeshelayo inkangeleko yabo kwaye baphepha ukuzibona ngazo zonke iindlela - lolunye uhlobo lwelize. Amampunge kuxa uvumela ubukhulu bomzimba wakho bulawule ubudlelwane bakho nawe. Kwaye ngelishwa, siphila kwinkcubeko ikhuthaza oku kutsaleleka ngendlela efanayo ekhuthaza isonka esisikiweyo. Oko kukuthi: wonke umntu ufuna ezinye.
Ukuthetha ngento engento…
10. Uphulula amaphambili kwishower
Ndiyathetha, yeyiphi enye indawo oza kuthi ufumane ubumfihlo obuqinisekileyo okungenani imizuzu emihlanu? Ndilungile?
Elinye icebiso: Mnumzana, soloko usebenzisa i-conditioner. Manenekazi, thambisani phantsi kwelo bhafu yebhafu kwaye nithi molo kwihlabathi elitsha.
Zonwabele.
11. Uyazibaxa
Nantsi enye into ehlekisayo malunga nendalo yomntu. Ngaba uyazi ukuba i-90% yabantu bakholelwa ukuba bangcono kunomqhubi ophakathi? Ngaba iipesenti ezingama-80 zabantu bakholelwa ukuba banobukrelekrele obungaphezulu komndilili? Okanye iipesenti ezingama-70 zabantu bazibona njengeenkokeli zeqela labo?
Yenza izibalo ezincinci kwaye uya kukhawuleza ubone ukuba baninzi abantu abakhohlisayo emhlabeni.
Kodwa ndiyayazi into oyithethayo, Yima, Phawula, akufuneki sikholelwe kuthi - uyazi, bonisa nje ukuba sifuna ukuba ngubani kwaye uyikholelwe kwaye iya kuba yinyani?
Umm ... masikubeke ngale ndlela, ucinga ukuba ngubani onokuthi angene engozini yemoto esongela ubomi: a) umntu ocinga ukuba ungumqhubi ombi kodwa abe, okanye b) umntu oqinisekileyo ngoku ukungabikho kolungelelwaniso?
Kuko oko. Ekuphela kwento engaphezulu komndilili malunga nokucinga okuqinisekileyo ngamathuba okuba uzibulale kwishumi elinesithandathu leemoto.
Eyona nto intle ukuyenza apha kukugcina nje umgwebo. Uyayikhumbula i-spiel yam yonke malunga nokuthelekisa okunyanzelekileyo kwabanye? Ewe, le yinxalenye yayo. Ngubani okhathalayo ukuba ulunge kangakanani ukuqhuba? Ngaba ukwi-Indy 500? Hayi nam. Ke ngubani okhathalayo? Zama nje ukuba ungafi kwixesha elizayo xa usendleleni uyokulanda ubisi.
Kuba khumbula, ubisi ngokwenene kukho konke okukhoyo .
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