Iminyaka engama-20 Emva ko-O.J. Ityala likaSimpson, uKato Kaelin ulungele imizuzu yakhe eli-15 elandelayo

MnaNdihleli kwigumbi elincinci, elimnyama lokujonga indawo kwiCanon Drive eBeverly Hills. Ngakwesobunxele sam uhleli uDavid Nussbaum, usekela-mongameli omkhulu wentengiso yeHologram USA, uNombolo 1 wesizwe-kwaye, kuyenzeka, kuphela-ngumhambisi wetekhnoloji yehologram. Umphathi wabo ngu-billionaire wase-Greek u-Coca-Cola indlalifa kwaye I-Hollywood inkwenkwe embi uAlki David . Ngqo phambi kwam kukho umlinganiso weqonga elenziwa yi-3D: UTupac Shakur, uJimmy Kimmel, uT-Rex ozenza uBernie Sanders kunye nendlovu.

Yima, ndingaya eqongeni? Ngasekunene kwam nguBrian Kato Kaelin, undwendwe olwalube ligama lekhaya ngexesha le-O.J. Ulingo lukaSimpson ngo-1994. Uhambisa inqanaba apho iiholograms ziqikelelwa emgangathweni.

Mnumzana Nussbaum unikina intloko. Ayizukubonakala iyinyani, uyachaza. Ekugqibeleni, iHologram yase-USA inethemba lokuba iya kuba nakho ukwakha amanqanaba aneleyo anokuthi ayilelwe ukusebenzisana kwabantu-ngehologram. Kodwa okwangoku, isiphumo sokubeka umntu eqongeni ngehologram sinokuqaqambisa nje umahluko phakathi kwenyama negazi kunye nengqikelelo.

Umnumzana Kaelin uzenza ngathi ukrobile, ewela iingalo zakhe kwaye elele kwi-recliners ze-La-Z-Boy, ezibonelela ngento echazwe amatyeli aliqela ngexesha lotyelelo lwam njengeyona mqolomba wokugqibela. Ngama-56, unobuhle obucocekileyo obucocekileyo bohlobo lukaBrad Pitt oluxutywe noSteve Zahn omncinci; Uhambile umlo omde, obalaseleyo we-Cali surfer mane awanyikima kwiminyaka engamashumi amabini eyadlulayo, xa ukusondela kwakhe ekubulaweni kukaNicole Brown Simpson kunye noRonald Goldman kwisitrato iBundy kwaguqula umdlali owayefuna ukuba ngumdlali weqonga kwangoko. —Okanye wayedume kakubi — ngenxa nje yesiqu sakhe.

Kulungile, utshilo uMnu. Kaelin, ebophelela kwimeko yakhe yendalo eyongeziweyo. Kodwa kuya kuba kuhle kangakanani ukuba unokufumana ingqikelelo yeKato? Ndingadlala ngaphezulu! Ukutshicela kukaMnu Kaelin apha, kodwa ayisiyiyo loo nto. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uneekhredithi zokubamba ezingama-40 kuzo iphepha lakhe le-IMDB , Ekhohliswa kuphela kukuvela kwakhe okungama-56 kwicandelo lakhe njenge-Self. Nge-30 kaJanuwari, uzakwazisa umboniso omtsha obizwa ngokuba Abathandi bezemidlalo nomhlobo Will Stumpe kwiDish Networks. Namhlanje, uyasebenza kweli ziko lehologram, athe watyala kulo noMnumzana uDavid, amchaza njengengcali yezigidigidi yempambano.

Umnumzana Kaelin ukwangumnini zabelo kuMnumzana David's Imveliso yeFilimuOn Ngaphantsi kweambrela yenkampani Anakando Media Group ihamba ne IHologram USA . IFilimuOn, ayenzeki ngokungangqinelaniyo, ngumvelisi we Abathandi bezemidlalo . Kwaye ngoncedo lweepotifoliyo yabo, uMnu Kaelin kungekudala unethemba lokuba uza kubuyela ekubeni ligama lekhaya… lolunye uhlobo.

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Mnandinetyhefu yokutya ukubulela intlanganiso yam kunye noKato Kaelin. Ndizifumene ndibambekile ezindlini ndibukele abo bajonga ii-miniseries zikaRyan Murphy, Abantu xa kuthelekiswa no-O.J. USimpson: Ibali loLwaphulo-mthetho lwaseMelika . (Akunakudideka kunye nomnye uMnu. Murphy we-FX anthology, Ibali laseMelika laseMelika , okanye iiABC Ulwaphulo-mthetho lwaseMelika .)

Ndithumela into ngo-Billy Magnussen, umdlali odlala uMnu. Kaelin kolu thotho, kwaye kungekudala emva koko ndadibana no Iakhawunti engangqiniswanga ye-twitter , ezibanga ukuba zezika-O.J. Umfo endinethemba lokuba nguyena Mnu Kaelin, hayi umntu oqhuba iakhawunti, undithumelela imiyalezo ethe ngqo malunga neeprojekthi zakhe ezizayo, kubandakanya Abathandi bezemidlalo (Cinga i-ESPN Idibana nexesha elililo noBill Maher), kunye nomphathi wakhe, uMnu David.

Ndenza izicwangciso zokudibana naye kwiveki elandelayo eLos Angeles, kwiBeverly Hills studio yeFilimuOn. Iminwe iqhiniwe. Umyalezo wokugqibela endiwufumanayo kwiakhawunti yakhe ngaphambi kokuba inqwelo-moya yam ihambe: Ukuba awunakundifumana xa sidibana nekofu, ndiya kuba yindoda engenahempe ehleli etafileni.

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ThUbudlelwane phakathi kweLos Angeles nabantu abadumileyo abuqhelekanga njengakwiminyaka engama-20 eyadlulayo, xa u-O.J. ityala laqala. Umahluko kuphela kukuba imeko-bume yenkcubeko yanamhlanje yeenkqubo ezingapheliyo zokuma, kunye nenani leendlela ezifumanekayo kubantu abadumileyo kuluhlu lwe-A-Z ukuze bafumane inzuzo nge-infamy yabo ikuyo yonke indawo kwaye isasazekile kangangokuba ukubuya kukaMnu Kaelin kubonakala kungenakuphepheka endaweni yokungabi nasongo.

ENew York, uvoto olungekho sesikweni lweofisi lutyhila ukuba uninzi lwabasebenzi abangaphantsi kweminyaka engama-30 bajonge nje ngaphandle kokukhankanywa kwegama uKato Kaelin.

Yeyiphi, ngokuxhomekeke kwindlela ojonga ngayo, inokuba yeyona ntsikelelo inkulu- okanye isiqalekiso esikhulu kumzamo kaMnu Kaelin wokubuya.

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Umnumzana Kaelin wadibana noMnumzana David ngalo mboniso Umdlalo wamanqindi wodumo , apho uMnu Kaelin wabonakala khona.

Wayecinga ukuba ndiyahlekisa; uthe kufuneka ndize kwenza umboniso naye, utshilo uMnu Kaelin, ethembele kwizitulo eziphezulu zobuchwephesha, kwigumbi lenkomfa yeFilimuOn. Uyakhanyisa kumashishini aphumeleleyo kaMnu David. UAlki ufana no… .akabi mkhulu njengeOprah, kodwa ufika apho.

Umnumzana David, xa ebuzwa ukuba enze izimvo malunga noMnu Kaelin, uphendule ngo-imeyile: Emva kweeyure ezili-100 zexesha lomoya sikunye andikakholelwa ukuba ndisasebenza nalomfo. Yenzeka njani le nto ????

Ubuhlobo buka Mnu. Kaelin noMnumzana David buhlawulele kwezinye iiprojekthi: iziqendu ezili-140 zika Umboniso bhanyabhanya uveza uKato Kaelin , uthotho lowama-2012 kwiFilimuOn, Ukudibanisa neKato , apho abamba khona abahamba ngeenyawo eBeverly Hills, Billy kwisitalato -style, kunye nento ebizwa Iliso ngeliso .

Yayingumboniso wenkundla apho abantu babeziphindezela khona, utshilo uMnu. Kaelin malunga Iliso , eyadityaniselwa isikhululo sendawo sase-LA i-KTLA. Umzekelo, umfana omiswe kwindawo yokukhubazeka, kwaye ijaji yabona ukuba akakhubazekanga, ke lo mfo wavuma ukuba afumane i-epidural yokuphulukana nayo yonke imvakalelo emilenzeni yakhe.

Andazi indlela efanelekileyo yokujongana nobuso kule nto, ngakumbi kuba ayide ifike ekhaya kwaye uGoogle umboniso endifumanisa ukuba ibinguye — enkosi uthixo — a Ubuxoki Umboniso wenyaniso.

Umnumzana Kaelin ukhupha umtsalane othile, ugqobhoza izivakalisi ezininzi ngokuqhwaba izandla okanye ukubetha kwitafile okanye ukuhleka kakhulu. Isifaniso esiza engqondweni sonwabile njengenjana, uvavanyo uMnu Kaelin unokufumana ngasemva. Ndixelelwe ukuba bonke ubomi bam, utsho, ngokuziqhenya esihlalweni sakhe. Yiyo loo nto abantwana baka-O.J betha inja emva kwam!

Umnumzana Kaelin unehyper, uyathandana kwaye uneLos Angeles kakhulu: i-hugger enkulu, kunye ne-pat-stand-up yokubaleka patter kunye nengqondo yexesha. Uyenza, enyanisweni, wenza iiklabhu ezihlekisayo, nangona kunokwenzeka ukuba afumaneke e-Improv kwi-Irvine yasedolophini kuneFektri ehlekisayo eseNtshona yeHollywood.

I-LA inzima kakhulu kum; kusondele kakhulu ekhaya ne-O.J. Izinto, uthi. Andihlekisi [ngetyala]. Ndinesi siqhulo sinye kuphela: USimpson, khange ndimbone kwiminyaka engama-20, ubeke ubunzima. Ndiyakhumbula xa kwakuyiglavu kuphela engafanelanga.

Amandla akhe amakhulu kunokuba kukungagungqi ngokupheleleyo. Iyure ngaphambili, sasiphezulu eluphahleni lweeofisi zeFilmOn xa uMnu Kaelin wahlola uSylvester Stallone engena emotweni yakhe, ejikelezwe yiposi. Phezulu apha! Wayekhwazile, ewangawangisa iingalo zakhe. Inkolo! Ndim, Kato! Umnumzana Stallone wawangawangisa kwaye wakhwela wemka. Uyandazi, utshilo uMnu Kaelin. Sidibene.

Emva kwexesha, siye ezantsi ezantsi apho abanye abathengi beFilmOn besitya isidlo sasemini, kwaye uMnu Kaelin ubamba isikhafu somamkeli wevenkile yokutyela kwaye uqala ukwenza umdlalo wokuhlekisa. Ujongeka esoyika kwaye edidekile, nangona uMnu Kaelin ekhwaza esithi, Ndim, Kato! amatyeli aliqela ngexesha lakhe lesiqhelo. Okokugqibela, umphathi weshifti uza kuyazisa le meko.

Mane uhambe nayo, isigwebo sakhe, sihanjiswe ngelixa simomotheka. Umncedisi wendwendwe uncuma noMnumzana Kaelin. Sonke sigqiba ngeeselfies zamava.

SNantsi into: Mnu. Kaelin ngu intle kakhulu. Ngokwenene uye wakhula ngokwenyani, kwaye waphumelela nzima, uburharha ngaye. Mna xelela abaphulaphuli ukuba bahambe ngokulula kum, utsho, teeing up: Andiqhelanga kugwetywa ngabantu abangaphezulu kwe-12.

Ndingathi ndihleli kwinjongo enye, wathi xa ndibuza ukuba ulifezekisile na igama lendlu azimisele ukuyifumana eLos Angeles. Nokuba iplani yam yayinjengaleyo, ‘Kulungile, uza kuduma, kodwa uza kuduma ngokulingwa kwetyala lokubulala.’ Kodwa ngathi, ndiyamkele.

Umnumzana Kaelin ugcina ukuba wayengenguye u-freeloader owayephuma emaphephandabeni ukuba abe, ngumbutho ozokumkhathaza. Yayenye yezo zinto umntu awathi wakuthetha kube kanye, kwaye zaphinda ziphindaphindwe, uyazi?

Akukho mntu unokuwuthandabuza umoya wokurhweba kaMnu Kaelin ngoku. Akasebenzi nje kuphela noMnumzana uDavid, unempahla yakhe yokunxiba Impahla yokunxiba (Kumadoda afuna ukonqena kancinci). Umgca weengubo zeetapile zesingqengqelo kubandakanya i-hoodie bathrobes (eneepokotho zezinto ezikude!) Kunye neetayi eziqhayisa ngamabinzana anje ngeNgingqi yoMsebenzi kwaye ayiSile!

HSN… banazo hayi Iimpahla zamadoda, Mnu. Kaelin uyadanduluka, ngokwenyani egxadazela esihlalweni sakhe. Kukho njalo, imali eninzi kakhulu kuyo. Xa ndivuma ngokuyinxenye, uyonwaba kangangokuba afune ukuba sibethe amanqindi kwaye andibonise indlela yokwenza inkumba, kulapho ungqubeka khona amanqindi emva koko wenze isalathiso sakho somnwe sijikeleze ngathi ziimpondo zenkumba.

Kunzima ukungamthandi uKato Kaelin. Ke kwakhona, yayingelohlobo lwenqaku kuye, kwiminyaka engama-20 eyadlulayo? Ngokuqinisekileyo, wayeyintlekisa yesizwe, kodwa waphinda wanikezela ngezihlandlo ezimbalwa zobunewunewu ngexesha lomdlalo wesizwe ogqityiweyo-uMarcia Clark wambamba efunda inqaku kwigqwetha lakhe ngelixa ecenga owesihlanu ngexesha lobungqina beGrand Jury; Impendulo yakhe yokurhola kwisindululo sikaNks. Clark sokuba wayenethemba lokuba kufutshane no-O.J. kungakhokelela kwindima zokubambela ngakumbi: Andicingi ukuba besiya kwiindawo ezifanayo.

Enomtsalane nangona kunjalo, kusekho loo mbono ukhohlisayo wokwenza uphawu. Ngelixa bekudliwana udliwanondlebe, uMnu. Kaelin wacela uluvo lwam: wayeceliwe ukuba abe lundwendwe kwisiqendu esizayo se Umbono ; kodwa wayengazi ukuba ufanele ayithathe na. Ngaba umntu, oziva ngathi ebesetyenziswa ngamajelo eendaba kangangeminyaka engama-20… wenza njani ukuba umntu onje ngam asebenzise amajelo eendaba? Akathethi ngokurhabaxa.

Ndiyamxelela ukuba lo ngumbuzo okhohlisayo: umxholo awusagcinwanga kwindawo enye okanye ibali leendaba; ukuba ulwaphulo-mthetho lokwenyani kunye nenyani kamabonakude kunye ne-TMZ kunye nabantu abadumileyo zonke ezi zinto zikhona ngoku kunakwiminyaka engamashumi amabini eyadlulayo. Kungenxa yokuba isithintelo sokungena siphezulu kakhulu ngoku kunokuba besinjalo xa ukugxothwa kweBronco bekukulo lonke ijelo, kuya kuba nzima kwaye kube lula ukuziphilisa ngokuba ngumntu odumileyo uKato Kaelin.

Ndifuna abantu bazi ukuba ndiyafana, ngqo umntu, undixelela. Uyazi, abantu bathathe isigwebo… kwimeko eyoyikekayo eyenzekileyo. Kunzima ukususa kwiintloko zabo. Kodwa ngoku kukho isihlwele esitsha esipheleleyo, esinokungayazi loo nto. Okanye loo nto, ngubani uMnu Kaelin.

Uhlunguzela intloko kwaye uhleka kabuhlungu. Kufana nokubamba okungama-22.