Udakada lukaTony lusopha emzimbeni wakhe. Andazi ukuba yintoni namhlanje. Usenokuba uzama ukuthi yiKrisimesi kodwa uya kube uphosakele. Ndibubhiyozele obo busuku xa iMTV Umngeni undinike esona sipho sikhulu kuzo zonke. Kwakungathi u-Banana Claus wakhwela kwi-Tony Rainesdeer yakhe kwaye wahambisa ubusuku obuhle kumabonakude. Namhlanje? Namhlanje lolunye usuku lwemozulu ephezulu yetanki ngenyanga kaDisemba kunyaka ka-El Nino.
Ngaphambi kokutsiba kwi-ep kufuneka ndikhokele ngeendaba ezibaluleke kakhulu. Kwakungekho mfihlo ncam kodwa i-Aftershow ityhile ukuba uTony enyanisweni malunga nokuba nomntwana noMadison. UBubbles ukhulelwe. Le yiBlue Ivy yam, yile North North West yam. Akuzange kuvakale ngathi uTony noMadison babesemagqabini aphezulu kudliwanondlebe ke ithemba lam kukuba konke kusebenza ekugqibeleni. Ndinqwenela okona kulungileyo kubo, nokuba oko kuthetha ukuba singaphulukana namaxesha onyaka oMntu oZonwabisayo kwithelevishini eyiyo. Ndingaqhubeka njani emva kwezi ndaba? Ndifuna ukubhala amagama aliwaka ngendlela endonwabe ngayo ngalo mntwana. Njengokuba bendinemincili ngoBrian noJenny's kid from Real World Explosion. UBrian ukwimpahla yam ephezulu yesi-5 Ilizwe lokwenene iindwendwe ngamaxesha onke. Kodwa oku kubhetele. Ngangoko ndifuna uTony noMadison kunye nosana lwabo ukuba balunge kwaye baphile bonwabile, ubomi obuqhelekileyo, ngokuzingca ndiza kubukela umboniso we-cent-baby centric show. Njengomzuzwana. Ngokukodwa ukuba babengabamelwane kunye noBrian noJenny kwaye bonke bakhulisa abantwana babo kunye. Ndisandula ukudala isizini ezayo Ilizwe lokwenene jika, awunyanzelekanga nokuba undithumelele itshekhi iBunim-Murray, ndimemele nje emva komtshato.
Ke buyela ku Umngeni kuba kuninzi ukugubungela. Kwiveki ephelileyo, uTony wasiwa kwi-ambulensi emva kokuwa endleleni yakhe eya eMgodini. Uphuma ukuba wopha ngaphakathi ngaphakathi kwilungu lesipere elaphukileyo kwaye kwafuneka enziwe utyando olungxamisekileyo eTurkey ukuze asuswe. Ayikholeleki indlela yonke into eyenziwa nguTony ekwinqanaba le-epic. Akakwazi nokupheliswa ngendlela eqhelekileyo. Imveliso ivusa uShane ezinzulwini zobusuku ukuba athi uTony umbuza esibhedlele. Kwaye kunjalo. Bagqibe ukukhuphisana. Ndingadana ukuba bekungezizo ezindaba zosana. Ndikhankanyile ukuba ndimpontshelwe olu sana? Ufumanisa njani ukubainyani ababhalisileyo ababhalisileyo babhalisiwe? Ungacingi ukuba andizukuthumela i-tirag yesifo sendlulamthi. Ngokufanelekileyo ngeposi.
Kodwa linda, kukho okungakumbi. UCandace ufumana iipropathi ezinkulu ezivela ku-TJ ngokusebenza kwakhe ngokusisiseko ngokuxhawula isandla sikaFrank Sinatra kwi-movie elishumi elinanye yaselwandle. Ngokucacileyo ndithetha iiClooney, phantse wonke umntu uxhawulana neSinatra kwinguqulelo yeSinatra, enesiphelo esingcono kakhulu sendlela. Kwaye ngenxa yokuba uCandace wamophula uzwane, kuyabhengezwa ukuba akasakwazi ukukhuphisana kwakhona. Ke yena noLoyoy bayasuswa. Abantu abane phantsi kodwa uyazi ukuba yintoni, oko akuthethi ukuba asizukuphelisangokuhlwanjenjengokuba. Kwakukho inqaku elifana nesiqingatha sesiqendu apho ndandiqinisekile ukuba ophumeleleyo uza kuthweswa isithsaba ngeveki yesi-3 kuba wonke umntu uza kukhatywa ngaphambi kokuba kuphele iyure.
Umgodi wawuyimidlalo phakathi kukaLarissa noJenna. Yayibizwa ngokuba nguMnyango wokuDumba kwaye ibabandakanya ngokoqobo kwicala ngalinye lomnyango uzama ukuba ngowokuqala ukuwuvala. UJenna uphumelele ngokulula kwaye enje ukuba uCamila kunye nodadewabo bebephumile, nabo. Ayilunganga kuJohnny Bananas ophulukene nesiqwenga somanyano lwakhe eLoyoy naseCamila. Abantu abathandathu bahambe kwisiqendu esinye. Ntandathu. Ngaphaya nje kwesihlanu kodwa hayi isixhenxe. Kwaye abavelisi baphosa elona gophe lithandekayo. UCara Maria noTomas bebethandana ngokungafihlisiyo kwaye bengena kwigumbi lokuhlambela lonke ixesha lonyaka. UCara Maria unesithandwa ekhaya. Wakhe wabanjwa ngenxa yokuchama esidlangalaleni kwaye ngelixa wayesentolongweni, waya kwigumbi lokuhlambela ngenye indlela wayithambisa kuyo nakwiseli. Ngokukrakra. Nguye lo mfo kuMngeni abantu aboyikayo bonke abantu abayoyikayo. Ke ngoko ngubani oza ebaleka. UAbram kunye nomntakwabo kunye neli xesha likhanyayo banethela iparafini kuyo.
Abantu bafumana unyango olungafanelekanga ngasekhohlo nasekunene. Amakhwenkwe aqaqambayo ayavela. Yintoni enye enokuthi icudiswe kwesi siqendu ?! Ewe, iiRokies zibeka ithagethi enkulu kuJohnny Bananas. Umanyano lweRookie luhamba ngamaqela aBomvu naBlue. Ke benza iyelenqe kunye lokukhupha iiBhanana. Kwaye uCory, i-rookie, unento encinci no-Aneesa, ugqirha wezilwanyana. Ke uKellyanne, omnye ugqirha wezilwanyana, uthandana noDario. UAneesa uva uCory ethetha ngendlela angekhoyo ngayo kumantombazana, uzama ukuhlawulwa. Ke ujongana naye malunga nokungabi nantlonelo kwaye bayicime. Kubonakala ngathi uAneesa uyamdubula ngoku. Yiveki yokuphelisa umfana nangona begqibe kwelokuba bangaphinde babonakalise ukupheliswa, endilungile. Kwakhona, le ep iya kuQhubeka ekhokelela kwiveki ezayo.
Ukuqaqambisa oko kulingana nesiqendu esigqibeleleyo, kukuba umceli mngeni kule veki yi-Trivia, owona mdlalo uthandwayo ngu-TJ wokudlala. Iqela ngalinye lahlula ngababini, elinye liphendula imibuzo, elinye lixhonywe ngaphezulu kwamanzi kumbhobho wangaphakathi. Ukuba iqabane labo linemibuzo emibini engalunganga, bayaphoswa. U-TJ kufuneka abenombambano omangalisayo wekhamera kunye noNany kuba kwi-bug comp kwiveki ephelileyo wayemkhathaza kwaye kule veki wayefana nalaa mandla eAustin Powers xa bonke abantu ababi behlala behleka ngesicwangciso sabo esibi kwaye musa yima malunga nemijikelo emihlanu xa uNany ewela emanzini. Elona candelo lililo nangona uRianna wayelaxazwa kwisiselo kunye no-TJ wakhupha i-megaphone engazange ibonwe ngaphambili yokumkhwaza emanzini malunga nokuwa kwakhe. Indoda ine-megaphone. Ukugculela. Ukulungele. Njengokuba wayeye kwimveliso kwaye wayengathi ndiyayifuna le ngxaki namhlanje. Ayisosicelo. Ndiya kuba nenkunzi yam yenkomo. UJohnny Bananas wayengazi ukuba udadewabo kaBeyonce nguSolange kunye noCousin Vince opela ikholamu njengeCOLLUM ngoko ke bekukho imibuzo ephosakeleyo. Ngethemba mtv.com uya kukhupha ividiyo ye-TJ yenkomo-ehlaba iimpendulo ezimbi zomntu wonke kangangemizuzu engama-20. Iqela eliBomvu liphumelele kuba uNicole wayifumana yonke imibuzo ngokuchanekileyo kwaye yayingumntu wokugqibela ukuma. Kwaye ngoku ndikulungele ukuya kwi-coma iveki kuba yonke loo nto yayinomdla kakhulu ukuyiphatha. Yonwaba namhlanje, ndiza kuphila ekufumaneni ubuso bam Umngeni ’D off phezolo.
