Eyona Indlela Yokuphila Ndayisebenzisa njani iHellcat Redeye ukuze ekugqibeleni ndifumane uNyana wam ona-16 ubudala ukuba andithande

Ndayisebenzisa njani iHellcat Redeye ukuze ekugqibeleni ndifumane uNyana wam ona-16 ubudala ukuba andithande

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I-2019 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Widebody.UDodge



U-Neal-umbhali, umhleli, u-satirist kunye nomdlali othanda imoto: Amaxesha ngamaxesha, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ngalo lonke ixesha, ndifumana iimoto ezisiwe endlwini ukuba ziphonononge. Oku bekuqhubeka iminyaka embalwa. Ndikhetha iimoto ezi-wimpy, okanye ezintofontofo. Ndiyaziwa njengomntu ohamba-hamba kakhulu kunayo nayiphi na i-hybrid ekhoyo, kwaye kunqabile ukuba ndidibane ne-Lexus engacacanga endandingayithandi. Uninzi, nangona kunjalo, ndihlala ndithandazela imini xa iimoto zombane ezizisebenzelayo ziba yinto eqhelekileyo ukuze ndingabi naxhala kwakhona.

Kodwa ke andinako ukumelana neHellcat.

Ngenye imini, kwakukho iDodge Challenger Hellcat eyayimi phambi kwendlu yam. Kodwa yayingeyiyo iHellcat nje, yayiyiHellcat Redeye. Olu luguqulelo olutsha lweHellcat iDodge edibanise u-2018. Basisiseko esisisiseko sedrive yeDodge Demon phantsi kweHellcat enkulu yokutya umhlaba. KwiDemon, ifumana ngaphezulu kwama-800 enjini. KwiHellcat, yiyo kuphela ifumana i-797 kuba i-hood yemoto inkulu kakhulu ifuna indawo yayo yokupaka.

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I-Redeye, ndicinga ukuba, ibhekisa kwi-red gravy, eyaziwayo eMzantsi. Yenziwe nge-ham drippings kunye nekhofi yomhlaba. Njengemoto, inencasa kakhulu kwaye ikwaluhlobo olucekisekayo. Ikugcwalisa ngokuzisola kodwa kunye nomnqweno wokuphinda ungene kwakhona.

Le Hellcat, ejonge ukubulala uOctane Olubomvu, ngokusisiseko imaroon enomsindo, wandicenga ukuba ndiyikhuphe. Kwaye ndiyenzile, yonke i-88,900 yeedola yayo, ejikeleze ubumelwane nangaphaya. Isantya sesantya siphezulu ku-204. Ndicinga ukuba ndingayicofa irhasi amatyeli ambalwa ndiyifumane ingama-90. Indibhonge kwiidolophana zonke. Ndaziva ndingumntu onzima ngokwenene.

Ngokuqinisekileyo uyazi xa usiza ezantsi kwebhloko, utshilo umfazi wam.

Kodwa iHellcat Redeye indinike ithuba elingaphaya kokwenza ucwangco kwindlela ye-DK Ranch. Indinike ithuba, mhlawumbi elokugqibela, lokuba unyana wam oneminyaka eli-16 ubudala uEliya acinge ukuba ndipholile. NgoMgqibelo, u-Elijah wayicoca ikhalenda yakhe kangangeyure kwaye wavuma ukukhwela nam. Uqala nje ukuqhuba. Kodwa akaqhubi nantoni na enje. Nantsi into awayecinga ngayo:

U-Elijah-unyana ka-Neal oneminyaka eli-16 ubudala: Kwakumnandi kakhulu. Ndihleli emotweni, utata uye waphuma waya esitalatweni, ucofe eliqhosha le-Launch, wanyathela igesi, kwaye ibingathi kukhutshwa irokhethi. Ukuya kwiimayile ezingama-25 ngeyure uziva ngathi uqala ukukhwela kwi-roller-coaster. U-zero ukuya ku-60 uziva ngathi akukho xesha kwaphela. Umzuzwana, uhleli apho kwisithuthi esipheleleyo, umzuzwana olandelayo uqhushumbe esitratweni kwii-90 zeekhilomitha ngeyure.

Siqhubeke kule ndlela ibhuqayo ibuyela umva. Ukuphatha ukujika kakuhle. Khange iskid skid kwaphela okanye nantoni na. Yaziva igudile. Ukukhawulezisa kwakuphambene. Unokuziva ukuba uhamba ngokukhawuleza kuyo, uyazi. Ndiyayithanda xa uyiva ngokwenene imoto. Ayisiyiyo enye yezo moto eyenzelwe ukuba ingaziva.

Ijongeka ibadass. Ukuba bendinayo, bendiya kuqhuba ndisiya edolophini kuyo. Yenza abahlobo abatsha, ufumane imali. Qhuba uye kwi-prom kwimodeli ephezulu yeHellcat? Sihogo yeah! Ukuba ukwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo kwaye uneHellcat, ndiqinisekile ukuba unganakho ukurenta i-limo. Kodwa kutheni uzikhathaza ngokwenza oko xa uneHellcat ejongeka kakubi?

Neal: Le ayisiyo imoto yabantu abaqhelekileyo abafuna uhambo olukhuselekileyo. Imoto yenze iintlanzi, emva koko yazilungisa, kwi-avareji yokujika. Ikhalile. It utshaye. Unyana wam wayechukumisekile ngokufanelekileyo. Ngoku bendifuna ukwabelana ngamava nabafana abakwishumi elivisayo. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, iHellcat Redeye yenzelwe bona, okanye abantu abacinga njengabo. Sinyukele kwindlu yedolophu kunye neqela lama-bros afakwe emotweni, njengee-clown eziqhelekileyo.

UEliya: Sithatha abathathu kubahlobo bam. Babephefumlelwe ngokupheleleyo. Bebenjengabo bonke, le yeyona moto ikhawulezayo endakhe ndakhwela kuyo bebeyithanda. Baqhubeka nokuthetha ngayo usuku lonke.

Sasihamba sijikeleza kule ndlela iphambili e-curvy ebumelwaneni. Inje ngale ndlela imxinwa nayo yonke le mithi ayijikelezileyo. Kule canyon. Yindawo entle. Sasondeza izitalato. Besiyiva nyani imoto ihamba. Jonga yonke imithi nje whoosh by. Mamela umculo. Qengqa phantsi iifestile.

KwakuseHalloween ke ngoko sasimamele uHelloween, liqela leHalloween. Kwakufana nengoma yemizuzu engama-25. Lonke ixesha besikwimoto besinayo lengoma. Ndifunga uThixo. Kwaye yayiyinkqubo entle enesandi. Emva koko simamele iBoneyard ka-Ozzy kwi-Sirius XM, ekunokwenzeka ukuba sesona sikhululo singcono sokumamela kwiHellcat.

Ndingayilinganisela i-10 kwe-10, imoto endiyithandayo endakhe ndakhwela kuyo ndicinga ukuba kufanelekile ukuba ndifumane enye yokuzalwa kwam kwe-17. Gcina oko engqondweni.

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