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Inxalenye yokuqala: UVinnie
Ke sinokuthi sithumele nje esi siqendu uHelen kunye nesoyikekayo, esothusayo, esingalunganga, usuku olubi kakhulu?
Iziqendu ezine kwixesha lesibini kunye Umcimbi uthathe yonke into ebinomdla, inomdla, kwaye ungoyiki nditsho kamnandi malunga nexesha lokuqala kwaye ndiyivumele Ssssss inki kwakhona elwandle. Andithethi nje ngemfihlelo yokubulala, esisiseko sengxolo emanzi ngasemva kwexesha lesibini ( oooh Ityala liseMontanauk, utsho? Khange siyibone inkundla ihlawulisa uNowa kwiveki ephelileyo?) Ndikwathetha malunga neembono ezahlukileyo ezinenjongo, zibonisa utshintsho olunobuqili kunye nokuqaqambisa izinto ezinje ngememori ekhethiweyo, ilungelo lendoda, uxinzelelo lwasemva koxinzelelo, Ixabiso, njl njl.
Ngoku umboniso ubonakala ngathi masibe yingxaki emva kwengxaki, uxinzelelo emva koxinzelelo, ilungu losapho elothusayo emva kwelungu losapho elothusayo kwaba bantu, kwaye mhlawumbi phakathi badibane baxhawule izandla. OKANYE BAYAGUBA? YINTONI ENOKUTHETHA?
Ubomi bukaNowa bungu-1/16 bungaphantsi kunobuHelen kule veki, kodwa buhle kakhulu. Ubuncinci sifumanise ukuba unotata ofanayo Joker AHEM Ndithetha uJerome IGotham . Kubonakala ngathi lixesha lokugqibela IMICIMBI QHUBEKA- IGOTHAM ISIKHOKELO SEZIKHOKELO ISIQENDU ESINQAMLEKILEYO… .kodwa ngenene kuthekani ukuba Imicimbi Ngaba libali nje likaJoker? Owu Thixo wam, khumbula ngaphakathi Isiqhulo sokubulala nini watsho uJoker ukuba ndiza kuba nexesha elidlulileyo, ndikhetha ukuba ibe kukhetho oluninzi? YILEYO NGOKWENENE INGQIQO YAYO IMICIMBI .
Ndiyathetha, yiza:
Nje ukuba piggy umva umva ithiyori yam ukuba zonke iimbono kulo mboniso ziiyilo ezahlukeneyo zenoveli kaNowa, mhlawumbi singene kwinxalenye apho akhula ekhathazekile khona kwaye uzama isandla sakhe kwiincwadi ezihlekisayo. Kuba ubungqina bubonakalisile uNowa akakwazi ukubhala kufanelekile ngaphandle kokuba ebe ebomini bokwenyani, ngokusisiseko ubhala nje uBatman. IBlammo. Ndiyifumene.
Ncwina. Bendihlala ndiza nezi theory ze-Affair kuba bendinjalo njalo ungene umboniso. Ngoku ndiyenza ukuze ndibukele.
Ngesizathu esithile umboniso usazama ukubeka yonke into njengobunzima, * kwaye iziphumo zi… zihlekisa? Kwaye andinakuxela ukuba ababhali Ndifuna kukuzonwabisa? Ukubukela uHelen ehla esitratweni enxibe iinwele kunye nee curlers ezibekwe kwingoma evela kwiPrestige Cable Drama Soundtrack # 46 kufuneka aphumelele u-Emmy oBalaseleyo. Kwakhona, ndinguye kufanelekile ukuhleka? Kwaye kwakutheni ukuba kungabikho mntu e salon uphambanayo ukuba uthathe igawuni?
Yazi, mandibaleke nje imini kaHelen kwaye undixelele ukuba ayisiyiyo isiqendu se-subpar ULouie.
-Ufumanisa ukuba umama wakhe osele ekhulile ngoku uyadlala njengo-David Bowie circa Ukuqina kweZiggy .
-Isoka lakhe uMax unika owayesakuba ngumyeni wakhe i $ 50,000, usebenzisa umgcaNgaba ungathanda ukwenza i-fuck emva koko uvule isipho sakho okanye uvule isipho sakho emva koko, kwaye awuboni nto iphosakeleyo ngayo nayiphi na le nto.
-Uphakama njengeebhola kwaye ajonge ingqayi yeviniga (kulungile), kodwa ke kwenzeka nje ukuba afumane umchebi weenwele e-NYC super ukugweba xa efumanisa ukuba umthengi wakhe utye ukutya.
-Ukuze uyongeze yonke into, ukhawuleza ukuya kuthatha abantwana bakhe ukuze afumane u-A) ukuba unyana omnye uhleli eyoyikisayo kunye no-B) isilwanyana esikhulu sesilivere esenziwe yintombi yakhe asihambelani emotweni yakhe. Oku kukhokelela kuHelen DUI -ing ngqo kwimoto esemva kwakhe, kwaye ngengozi ngengqiniba ipolisa elingenelelayo. * Faka itrombone isandi *
Ndiyathetha, ndifumana uburharha obumnyama, kwaye ndingonwabanga ngokuhlekisa kwemeko eyoyikisayo ohleka kwaye uzive ungalunganga ngomlinganiswa ngaxeshanye. Kodwa andiziva kakubi ngoHelen. Andazi ukuba kukubhala, ukwenza, ukwalathisa, nantoni na, kodwa andiziva kakubi nabani na kulo mboniso. Ndenze isizini ephelileyo, xa bendicinga ukuba kufanele ukuba kubekhona okungakumbi kuyo yonke le nto. Kodwa hayi, ngabantu abanetyhefu nje kuphela ukuba banetyhefu kubomi bomnye nomnye, kwaye urhuqa wonke umntu kwi-orbit yabo engubeni kunye nabo.
Ncwina, kwakhona. Ndiva ngathi akukho nto emva kokuba lo mboniso uphelile ngoku, kufuneka balitshintshe igama Umcimbi ukuya Uhhhhh… kulungile, ndiyaqikelela? (_ Tsu) _ / ¯
Icandelo lesibini: Drew
Njengoko umntu okrelekrele wakha wasixelela ukuba uGotham ufanelwe iklasi elingcono lolwaphulo-mthetho!
Kwaye kunjalo Umcimbi njengoko kunjalo kuBatman: UNowa Solloway ngumbulali ombi onokwenzeka Umcimbi. ..kodwa mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba Umcimbi awenzi lifanelwe iklasi elingcono (okanye ubuncinci eklasini) elibi kunaleyo yeDominic West engapheliyo. Ubuncinci ngoku siyazi ukuba unyana wakhe uvela ngokunyaniseka kwakhe. Ngaphandle kokuba ngokuqinisekileyo yi-appendicitis, kwaye unyana omkhulu uza kubulawa yityhefu yegazi eseptic esembindini wexesha; ubuncinci obuya kunika uAlison ithuba lokuba athethe! Kwaye ewe kulula kangakanani ukugxila kwisini xa unyana wakho wamazibulo engcwatywa emhlabeni NGOKU, i-asshole?
Kumnyama kakhulu? Ingayiyo. Kodwa laa mntwana-- Andifuni kufunda amagama abo nabaphi na abantwana bakaVon Trapp xa ndisengxakini khumbula umtshana wam- unale ngxaki yesisu esiya isiba mandundu ngalo lonke ixesha lonyaka, kunye nesiqendu somqhubi wenqwelomoya esifanekisela ukufa kwakhe (wenza ngathi ukuba azixhome) ndenze ndicinge ukuba kuyo yonke intlama kaHelen echithwe kunyango, mhlawumbi eyona nto ayifunayo lo mntwana lutyelelo oluhle lwe-ER.
Ngoku, nabani na okhumbula ubuqaqawuli bethu Umcuphi wokwenene: Ixesha lesibini Ukuphindaphinda kuyakukhumbula ukuba ndicinga ukuba uJames Frain yindoda elihlwempuzekileyo eDominic West. Ewe, bobabini bahle kakhulu Iimpawu zaseMelika nokudlala amapolisa amabi enkwenkwe! Kodwa kuthekani ukuba sithatha le mbono iye esiphelweni sayo esisengqiqweni? Ukuba nguTheo Gallivan, odlalwe nguJames Frain ku IGotham , ngaba siscreen nje esitshayayo sokwenyani se-franchise yokwenene? Indoda ejijeke kangaka kukusweleka kabuhlungu komntwana wayengenakukhathazeka ukuba asindise ngelixa wayesemkhosini wakhe olungileyo ngokuchasene nenkqubo yezomthetho kangangokuba waba lityala awayekhe watyholwa ngokungafanelekanga ngalo?
Mhlawumbi uNowa uyaqonda ukuba ukugula kwehlabathi awayetshatele kulo yayikukunyoluka, kwaye wachitha bonke ubomi bakhe echitha izithixo zobuxoki zongxowankulu, naphi na apho zinokuvela khona.
Kuko oko. Ndiyayibiza: NguNowa Solloway onjaloURa's al Ghul.
Cinga ngayo: ngubani uNowa ebhayibhileni, ngaphandle kwendoda eyancama unyana (kwinguqulelo ka-Aronofsky, phofu: ngaba umntu angayenza loo nto?) Ukuze asindise izidalwa ezimbalwa ezikhethiweyo kumkhukula ococayo Ngaba uza kulutshabalalisa lonke uluntu? Kwaye ngubaniURa's al Ghul? Intloko ye-League of Shadows, ebonisa ukucoca naluphi na uluntu olonakele kakhulu kwaye lukhohlakele ngenxa yokubawa kwabo?
Ingabonakala ngathi ikhonkco elilumkileyo, kodwa nantsi isitshixo seBat: umdlali weqonga UMark Margolis . Utata ongaboniyo kaJerome ovela IGotham . Umprofeti oyimfama UNowa . Isimumu, iTio Salamanca esisimumu esivela Iphula kakubi , Owaqukumbela ishishini lolwaphulo-mthetho elicwangcisiweyo likaGus Fringe nge-TING yokugqibela! yentsimbi yakhe yesitulo esinamavili. Kwaye ngoku apha Umcimbi (apho kwakunzima ukuxelela ukuba wayengaboni okanye yintoni) njengoyise kaNowa. Kwaye wenza ntoni, into yokuqala? Khupha uNowa ngengcaciso engaqhelekanga, efihlakeleyo yezono zakhe, ezibandakanya umfazi o-blond oqhubela phambili ngokwesondo oziswe ekhaya ngunina kaNowa, nokuba ngamashumi amathathu okanye njengohlobo oluthile loomama endaweni yokufa kwakhe.
Asazi okwangoku ukuba lo mfazi wayethetha ntoni kuNowa okanye kutheni kwakunzima kuye ukuva ngaye, kodwa phakathi kwezono zakhe nezono zikayise, siyazi ukuba ingqumbo kaNowa idlulela ngaphaya kwe-1% -ers njengotatazala wakhe (ngoku ulahlekileyo, DUH-DUH-DUH). Kufuneka ibe inkulu ngokwaneleyo ukuba ifake uMax, ongusozigidi osenyongweni olala umfazi wakhe ngelixa ethenga isiqingatha searhente yezakhiwo nezakhiwo ezingaphuhliswanga eBrooklyn. Kwaye kufuneka ibenkulu ngokwaneleyo ukuba ibandakanye uHelen kunye nenkululeko yakhe ye-brownstone. Kubandakanya uScotty no-Oscar, ababengazizityebi ngokwabo, kodwa bazondla ngeminqweno yabakumgangatho ophezulu ngokunika abantu basehlotyeni iziyobisi, isondo kunye nokuhamba.
Kuyasebenza: nentombi encinci kaNowa sele eyakha inqanawa yakhe yerokethi; Isikweko esiza kuthi ngenye imini simkhuphele emngxunyeni kwaye simvumele ukuba aphakame, avuke, avuke.
Oo, kwaye olo yayilolunye uhlobo lokubonakaliswa okumangalisayo kokuhlaselwa kukothuka okubangelwa kukutya. Ndandinomnye wabo baqhuba ngeenxa zonke e-LA, kwaye ngelixa ngokuqinisekileyo ndingazange ndiye entolongweni emva kokonzakalisa umntwana wam, NDAPHUMELELA imoto yam yokurenta ngathi, iiyure ezintlanu kwenye indawo eseSanta Monica. Ndiyayiva intlungu yakho, uHelen.
