Izinto ziyavutha. (Ixesha lomboniso)
Ke… kubonakala ngathi kusisidenge ukuba siqhubeke ukuyenza yonke le nto ibalisayo, akunjalo? Ekupheleni kwexesha lokuqala le- Umcimbi , Sifunda ukuba kumhla wangoku uAlison noNowa bahlala kunye kwigumbi le-NYC elinombhali kuphela onesidlo sangokuhlwa nabadlali abadumileyo. Babonakala bonwabile, izinto zibonakala ziqhelekile, kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu bobabini basaphila. Ke. Kutheni le nto kunyanzelekile ukuba iziqendu ezisithoba ezidlulileyo zibenomahluko omkhulu kwiinkumbulo zikaNowa noAlison? Akubonakali ngathi bobabini baseta enye, akubonakali ngathi bebebuzwa ubugebenga obahlukeneyo, kwaye omnye unokucinga ukuba ngebefuna ubuncinci ukuzama ukufumana amabali abo ngokuthe ngqo ngaphambi kokuba kubuzwa ngamapolisa.
Ukuba isakhiwo sonke yeli xesha lisekiwe kuba ngamanye amaxesha abantu bayazikhumbula izinto ngokwahlukileyo kwaye yiyo loo nto, ndenze umbala ndidanile.
Kwaye ukuba sisathetha ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba isiqingatha sokuqala sesi siqendu sinyanisekile ngendlela uNowa azikhumbula ngayo izinto, emva koko imizuzu elishumi yokuqala yayilingana nokubukela uNowa ezikhukulisa. Bebunjani ubomi bakhe okoko wahlukana noHelen? Ewe, impendulo yile ngesondo-ezaliswe kwaye eyoyikisayo. Kumnxeba opholileyo wokubuyela emva kwisiqendu sokuqala, sivula uNowa edada echibini laseNew York. Ubalekela kulaa mfazi wabalekela kuye kwi-premiere, kwaye akukho magama afunekayo xa kuziwa kuNowa Solloway omkhulu, kuba aba babini bazakuyifumana (ekugqibeleni sifumanisa ukuba igama lakhe nguJules. Fiance ye Imicimbi Ixesha lesibini, nceda).
Ngeli xesha lokudibana echibini siphakamisa i-SEX MONTAGE, ukuba kwisikali esinye ukuya Oonyana boBundlongondlongo yayimalunga nesiqingatha I-Crashers yomtshato. Ekugqibeleni ulawulo lukaNowa lokwabelana ngesondo lufikelela esiphelweni emva kokuba ebanjiwe enolwalamano kwigumbi lakhe lokufundela. Isohlwayo sakhe kukuhlala kwelona gumbi likruqulayo kwihlabathi yonke imihla ecaleni kwabalandeli bakaDavid Foster Wallace abanobuhlobo. Kodwa kwanesidima sesi sohlwayo asizukumisa uNowa Solloway kuba, injalo loo nto Imicimbi abalandeli, sifumana yethu imontage yesibini kwimizuzu elishumi ebalaselisa uNowa ogqiba inoveli yakhe yesibini.
Uza nombhalo wakhe wesandla kumhleli awunikwe nguBruce Butler, kwaye ulungile kwaye ufanele imali eninzi, nina bantu. Ayinguye wonke umntu onomfazi oshushu njengowakho, umhleli ukhankanya into engeyiyo, kwimeko yokuba ungaqinisekanga ukuba ngowuphi umxholo wayo yonke le nto.
Mntu, into ethile Kuya kufuneka ihambile kakuhle kuNowa apha. Uya kuthetha noHelen, ke oko kuyathemba. Kuvela ukuba umama kaHelen waqesha umphandi wabucala, owathi naye wagcina irekhodi lalo lonke inyathelo lesondo sikaNowa. Kazi umcuphi wabucala ukhethe ukudlala Bubomi nam Izilwanyana ngaphezulu kwayo, nayo. Ukhetho oluqinileyo.
Nabani na, kanye njengokuba bendicinga ukuba uNowa wayesele eza kubetha uhlobo oluthile lokubuya umva, naluphi na uhlobo lokubuyela umva, ufumanisa ukuba uHelen umfuna kakhulu ebomini bakhe. Emva komtshato, inxenye yawo eyenzekileyo ebhedini bemi ecaleni kwayo, kunye nobungqina bevidiyo obubonisa ukuba uNowa unyanisile Ayinikwanga fuck okoko wemkayo, uHelen usafuna ukubuya kukaNowa. Ukuba ubuzibuza ukuba ndithatha ngononophelo, ngokunzulu, amanqaku exesha lokwenyani njengoko ndibukele le miboniso, ndibhale ndathi Ewe, menzele uHelen alinde uHelen hayi.
UWhitney akangomntu othanda utata wakhe abuyela ebomini bakhe, emxelela ukuba ngawaphi amadoda angama-20 ubudala kuye kwaye abavumelekanga ukuba bamkhulelwe. Ubalekela kuye, kuzo zonke iindawo, kwifama yaseLockhart. UAlison, uAlison omnandi osoloko eluncedo, izicatshulwa zikaNowa zokumazisa ukuba uWhitney ukhona. UNowa noHelen baya kuyomthatha kwaye uHelen iseti efileyo ngokucinezela amatyala odlwengulo asemthethweni kwaye akakhathali nokuba zingaphi iifama zeenkomo olahlekileyo kule veki iphelileyo, enkosi kakhulu. Yonke le nto ayonwabanga ngokwenene, ngakumbi xa uHelen ekhwaza uAlison ukuba ayeke ukumjonga. NguNowa, ngasendleleni. Wonke umntu uhlala ejonge kuNowa. Umhle kakhulu.
Kanye njengoko ucinga ukuba iiSolloways zizakushiya ngaphandle kwengxaki, kuvela ukuba uScottie wayekhona ngalo lonke ixesha. UNowa, inkosi yolawulo lwempembelelo, uqala ukubetha i-shit ngaphandle kweScottie. Inokuba mbi njani le nto? UCole uphuma ngaphandle, kwaye unompu. Ndinike isizathu esinye esivakalayo sokuba kutheni ndingafanelanga ukuvuthela iingqondo zakho ngoku kuba andinakucinga enye, uyagquma ngeendevu zakhe.
Cole, um, kuba ukubulala… ku… akukho semthethweni? Ndiyazi ukuba eli xesha lokugqibela lonyaka kwaye #idrama kufuneka ichithwe, kodwa nangona kunjalo uCommando Cole ubonakala engahleliwe.
Masiphume siye kumbono ka-Alison, andibi kunjalo? Uyakhumbula ukuba wonke umntu wayemthanda njani uNowa kwisiqingatha sesiqendu? Ewe, wonke umntu umthiyile ngokwenene uAlison. Ewe mhlawumbi umhlobo wakhe uPhoebe akenzi njalo, kodwa uAlison wasebenzisa indlu kaFebe njengendawo yokukrexeza ke uFibhi kufanele Umthiyile uAlison. Unkosikazi walomnye umzalwana kaLockhart ogama lakhe ndingasokuze ndimkhumbule (uBenny? Ron? Imeyile… Kimp?) Unika uAlison umthunzi omkhulu wokushiya usapho lonke ngasemva. Cole ngokwakhe ngokwenene, ngokwenene akangomlandeli ka-Alison, kwaye loo nto iyaqondakala. Indawo apho uAlison noCole bobabini babeka ityala lokufa kukaGabriel yayiyinto enzima.
I'm gonna go surfing, kwaye xa ndibuya kule ndlu ndifuna uphume apha kwaye andifuni kuphinda ndikubone, utshilo uCole, ephawula isigwebo esinembali eqala ngamagama athi I'm gonna go surfing.
Kodwa uCole kufuneka abuye abone uAlison kwakhona, kuba uWhitney oneminyaka eli-17 ubudala kwaye ekhulelwe uyazibonakalisa, kwaye uHelen noNowa bayalandela. Xa uAlison ekhumbula oku kudibana, kukho umahluko ophambili. UCherry Lockhart akakho. UHelen uninzi, ngakumbi ngakumbi i-bitch rampage. Kwaye uCole akakhuphi umpu ukukhusela umntakwabo, uCole ukhupha umpu kuba uCole ebenjalo watyhalelwa emphethweni. Emva kwemizuzu embalwa yokukhwaza umpu uqinile, uCole uyaphola kwaye aphume ngaphandle kwesehlo. Xa uthuli luhlala uNowa-mhlawumbi kuba emthanda nyani uAlison, mhlawumbi kuba esisidenge esikhulu esityebileyo- uthatha isigqibo sokuhlala ngasemva noAlison nento ebonakala ngathi lukhetho olusemthethweni phakathi komfazi wakhe nenkosikazi yakhe.
Emva phayaa kumhla wangoku, uNowa wakhawuleza.
Uyakhumbula ukuba umfo wetraka yokurhuqa iAAA ebenditshilo ukuba ibalulekile kuyo yonke indlela kwisiqendu sesihlanu? Ewe, ubuyile kwaye uyinxalenye ephambili kuphando lokubulala u-Detective Jeffries. UNowa, ecinga ukuba uyinyani yokwenyani, unikezela i-dude eyi- $ 20,000 ukuba axelele umcuphi ukuba akazi kwanto. S werve Umfo wetroli erhuqwayo unxibe ucingo phantsi kwemiyalelo yomcuphi. Ukuphindaphinda, umcuphi une-1) iaudio kaNowa ezama ukunyoba ingqina 2) ividiyo kaNowa ehlasela ngogonyamelo ixhoba lokubulala kunye ne-3) Iibhola zikaNowa kwi-vice, ngokusisiseko.
Ke njengoko isiqendu seshumi sisondela esiphelweni, uDetective Jeffries uvela eNoah naseAlison's swank-as-hell apartment, kwaye ngokusesikweni ubeka uNowa phantsi kokubanjwa. Ixesha le-Bing bam boom elinye le Umcimbi idlule. Ngoku siyazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba ngubani umbulali, inguqulelo eyinyani yento eyenzekileyo ehlotyeni eMontauk kunye nesizathu sokuba nantoni na kulo mboniso kwenzeka kwindawo yokuqala.
Siyadlala, ngokusisiseko asazi nto. Inkangeleko yobuso bukaNowa xa amapolisa abonisayo ayemnandi, nangona kunjalo.
Ukuqwalaselwa ngaphandle komtshato
- Ukhe walala notata nyani?… Ngoba? mdala kakhulu, kwaye umyeni wakho ushushu kakhulu. Ewe, umntu othile kufuneka eyitsho.
- UNowa akazange ambulale uScottie. Akho ndlela yimbi. Kukho ubungqina obuninzi obucacileyo kunye nokubonisa kwangaphambili ukuba loo nto ibe yimpendulo. Kwaye ukuba kunjalo, ibali eliyinyani lokubulala lingcono ukuba linomdla njengesihogo sonke. Kubalulekile ukuphawula: umcuphi akalikhankanyi igama likaScottie Lockhart ngexesha lokubanjwa.
- Ndifuna ukuva into endiyithandayo Imicimbi ithiyori endize nayo yexesha lesibini? Random, Outlandish Ixesha le-Affair 2 Ithiyori yeveki: Umntwana u-Alison no-Noah ababonakala bemkhathalela kule mihla azange amkelwe ngabo, okanye uWhitney noScottie, okanye uCole no-Alison, okanye uNowa noHelen. Yakhawulwa ngu-Alison kunye no-Oscar. Ewe. Obo busuku bunye bokuma kwisiqendu sokugqibela esabonakala ngathi kukuma kwindawo enye ku-Alison's down down shit spiral okunene kukhokelele ekubeni uAlison akhulelwe, akanalo nofifi ngelixesha leziganeko zeli phepha. Njengaye, akunjalo? Uyavuma? Andivumi?
Mhlawumbi ujikeleze nje unyaka ukuyikhumbuza uze undithumele owuthandayo Imicimbi ithiyori ngaphambi kwexesha le-2. Ndamkela zonke izimvo, ngaphandle kokuba umbono wakho kukuba uMax akanguye umlinganiswa olungileyo kulo mboniso. Ke umbono wakho awulunganga.
