Ngokuqinisekileyo lo mfana uyintombi, akunjalo? Ndithetha ukuba, oko akuthethi ukugxekwa, kodwa kuyinyani ukuba loo mfo uyi-100% eyintombi. Wayekwiziko lovavanyo lwezonyango, emva koko watshiswa kakubi, emva koko wachitha iminyaka engama-20 esenza iyelenqe lokubulala abo babemonile. Ukuphinda ubeke phantsi akuzange kubange nto. Kwakhona, andithethi oku njengokugxeka, kodwa ndifuna ukuba sifumane zonke iinyani.
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Sifumana ukuba utsalelekile kwi-Count of Monte Cristo, kodwa iinkemba kunye neenkwenkwezi eziphosa kunye neemela ziyi-dorky ngokwenene. Oku kufana, 2050 okanye nanini na. Wonke umntu usebenzisa imipu. Ukukhupha inkwenkwezi ephosayo akukwenzi ube ngumbulali onamandla ngakumbi. Ubonakala ngathi ungumntwana omhlophe ongaqhelekanga ofumanayo waaaay nako ukuya eJapan.
Kuvakala kakhulu kwi-brand ukuba lo mfo uziva ngathi unokususa umnqwazi.
Le ntetho xa uqala ukudibana no-Evey. Oh sithandwa. Uchithe ixesha elingakanani ebhaleni lakho elincinci kwaye uziqhelanisa naloo nto?
Ukuba kudala ulijongile ibhayisikobho, nantsi intetho ayinika xa ehlangula umlinganiswa kaNatalie Portman kwezinye izihange:
Voila! Ngokwembono yegqala elithobekileyo levaudevillian, phosa ngokungxama njengexhoba kunye nomguvela ngenxa yempumelelo yelishwa. Le nkangeleko, ingeyiyo imbonakalo yento engento yanto, ngumfuziselo ‘we-vox populi’ ngoku ongenamntu, wanyamalala. Nangona kunjalo, olu tyelelo lomeleleyo lwendalo esele idlulile luye lwaqinisekiswa, kwaye lathembisa ukuzoyisa ezi zinambuzane zingcungcuthekisayo kunye neentsholongwane, i-van egada ubungendawo kunye ne-vouchsafing ulwaphulo-mthetho olunobundlongondlongo olunobundlongondlongo. Esona sigwebo kukuphindezela; I-vendetta, ibanjwe njengesiqinisekiso esingelolize, ngexabiso nokunyaniseka kwento leyo ngenye imini kuya kungqina ukuphapha kunye nesidima. Ngokuqinisekileyo le vichyssoise ye-verbiage veers ye-verbose, ke mandongeze nje ukuba lilungelo lam elihle ukudibana nawe kwaye ungandibiza ngokuba ngu-V.
Ngaba unokuyicingela indlela awayevuya ngayo de ekugqibeleni waba nethuba lokunikela intetho awayeyenza phambi kwesipili kwiminyaka emi-4 edlulileyo?