ERICA: Siye sahlala ngapha kwesitalato ukusuka Iimpawu isithuba seminyaka emibini ngoku, kwaye mna noGreg asikaze sinyathele endaweni. Ngeliphandle, ndibhidekile ngumthengi wabo ofundileyo ngowona mgca weyona nto siyithandayo. Ngaba bathetha ukuba bafundiswe ngokubanzi, njengemfundo yasekholejini? Okanye ufundile ngeesuti? Andiqinisekanga kwaye ndihlala ndizibuza. Nangona kunjalo, ndandothukile xa ndisiva uGreg esithi masijonge iiSyms phezolo xa sasixoxa ngento azakuyinxiba kwisidlo sangokuhlwa sokuziqhelanisa.
Njengoko sinyusa izinyuko sangena kwivenkile ebekwe kakuhle, ukukhanya okungacacanga, kunye nodonga olumnyama olupeyintwe ngodonga (ewe, zonke iindonga zipeyintiwe mnyama!), Masithi andinathemba liphezulu. Ukuqhubekeka nokwenza nzima imicimbi, abantu bethu baseKhalifoniya ababethayo bafuna ikhaphukhaphu, isuti engaqhelekanga ngakumbi kunye nokuqala kokuwa, konke esikwazileyo ukukufumana kukubulawa kombala oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, omnyama nokungwevu. Ngaphandle kwento esilahlekileyo, senyuka senyuka izinyuka ezizihambelayo saza sagqitha kwiibhawthi ezinemibala eqaqambileyo kunye neenkohliso ezingezizo (fankies?) Kwicandelo lesuti lamadoda. Yabona, isuti yokuqala exhonywe kwirakhi kwindawo yethu esiyikhethileyo yayiyinombolo entle, enemibala e-cream kaCalvin Klein enemihombiso emihle, efihlakeleyo. Kwaye kwakubukhulu bukaGreg! Wazama ngayo, kwaye yayilingana kakhulu njengeglavu.
IHalle-freakin’-lujah.
Ewe andikabinayo into yokunxiba.
