UConan O'Brien, umgcini-ntetho oneminyaka engama-39 ubudala kunye ne-orenji enkulu ye-coxcomb yeenwele, ebethetha i-Master of the Senate, ivolumu yokugqibela ye-biographie ka-Robert Caro ka-Lyndon Johnson, ukwenza inqaku.
Isifundo esibuhlungu ngayo yonke le nto, utshilo, ephethe uSam Adams kwidesika yakhe enezinto ezixineneyo e-Rockefeller Centre, kukuba wayengulaa mfo uvutha ngamabhongo, kwaye ufika kwiNdlu yeeNgwevu, kwaye lonke ixesha Yonke into ayenzayo yile Machiavellian yokuqhuba ukuba abe nguMongameli. Kwaye ukrelekrele kwiNdlu yeeNgwevu. Yeyona Senator inkulu ye20th-mhlawumbi yenkulungwane ye-19 kananjalo-kwaye uphinde walisebenzisa ngokupheleleyo iziko lonke. Kwaye idlulise i-bill yamalungelo oluntu ipasisiwe, kwaye ifumane umthetho omninzi opasisiweyo.
Kwaye emva koko, uyazi, ngothotho lweziganeko ezilusizi uba nguMongameli, eliphupha lakhe, kwaye liphela liphupha elibi. Bububi besizwe kwaye kukutshatyalaliswa kwakhe buqu kwaye kuyambulala.
Umnumzana O'Brien wayenxibe nzulu kubuso bakhe obukhudlwana, obabuthembise ukuba ngumdlali wekwayala kunye nenethiwekhi yomjelo weengxondorha ezincinci, wayengumntu ofikisayo. Kwaye ke inqaku lelo bali, ndicinga ukuba ndinguLyndon Johnson. Ndicinga ukuba ndinomqhagi omkhulu. Ndicinga ukuba ndinguTean ocengayo. Ndicinga ukuba ndenze okuninzi kumalungelo oluntu.
Wancuma, emva koko wenza intetho yakhe.
Ndicinga ukuba kukho abantu phaya abacinga ngemiboniso yeendlela njengendlela entle yokufumana enye indawo, utshilo. Kukho abantu abacinga ukuba, 'Ndizakwenza umboniso wentetho kwaye uzakundifaka kwiimovie, kwaye emva koko ndiza kuba ngumdlali odlala emkhenkceni.' Kodwa uConan O'Brien uthe akazifuni ezinye izinto. Wayefuna ukuba ngumphathi wento awayeyibiza ngokuba yinto ekhethekileyo yaseMelika-umboniso wehlaya wasebusuku. Kwaye ebengafuni ukuba ngumsasazi weentetho.
Inye into endifuna ukuba yiyo, utshilo. Ndifuna ukuba yiloo mfo kwisizukulwana sam.
UConan O'Brien ufuna ukuba yiloo ndoda. Kwaye njengokuba eqala unyaka wakhe we-10 njengomphathi we-NBC Late Night noConan O'Brien ngesivumelwano esitsha seminyaka emine, uMnu O'Brien unethuba elifanelekileyo lokufika apho. Ungumnini we-gig enkulu yoqeqesho ebusuku, u-12: 30 kusasa kwi-NBC slot eyenze uDavid Letterman. Ngaphantsi kokuzonwabisa kwakhe, ukuzithoba kuye ndiyimbongikazi kumabonwakude kukuzithemba okuqinisekileyo kunye nomnqweno wokubanda ngamatye-onzima wokuphumelela. Andiqondi ukuba inokwenzeka ukuba ifune ukuba ibe ntle ngendlela endifuna ngayo, utshilo. Ukuba undidubule emiphungeni kanye ngaphambi kokuba ndiye ndenze umboniso, bendisaya kuphuma ndiyenze ibe intle kangangoko ndinako.
Nge-Cawa, nge-22 kaSeptemba, uMnu O'Brien uzakusebenzisa indlela yakhe yokuziphatha, umdlalo wakhe ohlekisayo kwaye, mhlawumbi, umdaniso wakhe oshukumisayo onomtsalane kubaphulaphuli bakamabonwakude wokuqala omkhulu awakhe wanakho xa wabamba iiMbasa ze-Emmy zeTV kwiShrine Auditorium e. I-Los Angeles-indlu enye enkulu apho uMnumzana u-Letterman enze khona u-Oprah-Uma bellyflop ongalibalekiyo kwi-1995 Award Awards. Kodwa nangona ii-Emmy zingenayo iplatinam cachet okanye ukubonwa kwee-Oscars-kwaye uMnu O'Brien akazukuzama ukukholisa njengabaphulaphuli ababukhali-ukusebenza kwakhe kuya kuba yenye yezoBalulekileyo zokuchaza amaxesha akhe- umsebenzi wekhamera.
Ukuba umnumzana u-O'Brien angabetha ithoni efanelekileyo ngexesha eliphambili-indibaniselwano yokosa kunye nokusela i-toast eshiya bobabini abadumileyo kunye nabantu abaqhelekileyo ngamanqanaba aphezulu e-endorphin-ke uya kongeza kwimvumelwano ekhulayo yokuba ungumongameli, ukulungele ukukhokela isizwe sonwabile singena kwilizwe lamaphupha nge-11 okanye nge-11: 30 ngokuhlwa, hayi nje isithili esinegunya lokulala ebusuku ngo-12: 30 kusasa.
Umnumzana O'Brien uthe u-Lisa Kudrow, umhlobo wenkwenkwana, owayekhe wathandana naye, wathi kum, 'Ucinga yonke into njengovavanyo.' Ngokwenyani ukufezekisa ifashoni yaseHarvard, Umnumzana O'Brien wenze ubunzima obongezelelekileyo boku. NgoJanuwari, watshata nowayengumphathi wentengiso uLiza Powel-hayi kwezamashishini-kwaye wayenza yacaca into yokuba ujonge phambili kusapho.
Oku kunokubonakala kungaqhelekanga, kodwa abaphathi-bonisa ababonisa ixesha elidlulileyo benza ukhetho phakathi kwamabhongo oluntu kunye nawobuqu. UJack Paar watshata nentombazana entle-njengoko wayebongoza uMnu O'Brien ukuba enze ileta awayeyibhalele yena-kodwa wabaleka iThe Tonight Show iminyaka emihlanu ngaphambi kokulahla itawuli. UJohnny Carson watshata amatyeli amane kwaye wayiqhuba kangangeminyaka engama-30. UJay Leno unomtshato omnye, akanabantwana, kunye noMnumzana uLatterman, kulungile, nanini na xa ethetha ngobudlelwane kufana nokubukela uLon Chaney kwiPhantom yeOpera: njengokuncipha njengoko kunyanzelekile.
Ngeliphandle, amathuba okuba u-O'Brien aphumelele kuwo omabini la manani mancinci, kodwa ayizukuba lixesha lokuqala ukuba aphumelele ngokuchasene namathemba angenathemba. Awungekhe ukhumbule indlela ephantse ukuba yintlekele ngayo ukuqala kwesoyikiso somsebenzi kamabonakude ebusuku kaMnu O'Brien, kodwa akenzanga njalo.
Abantu baye bandibuza ngamanye amaxesha, 'Wenze njani lo mboniso usebenze, kuba bekunzima kwaye bekukho iingxaki ezininzi kwaye awunamava.' Ndathi, 'Xa indlu isitsha kwaye wena' re kuyo kwaye inye indlela yokuphuma, uhamba ngale ndlela…. Ayilogorha okanye nantoni na, iesile lam belisemlilweni kwaye ibikhona enye indlela yokuphuma. Andizukuba yimpendulo yombuzo we-trivia, 'Ngubani oyena mntu woyisileyo kwimbali yasebusuku.'
Mva nje, uMnu O'Brien ujonge njengophumeleleyo. Ekupheleni konyaka ophelileyo, abameli abavela kwinethiwekhi yeFox beza kuye ukuze baqwalasele ukufudukela kwi-11 yabo. Indawo yokufaka ixesha. Imithombo kwinkampu kaMnu O'Brien ithe uFox wayebhekisa kwiLatterman / Leno- ubungakanani bemali, kwindawo eyi- $ 15 yezigidi ukuya kwi-20 yezigidi. Isithethi seFox sinqabile ukuphawula. Umnumzana O'Brien ngekhe aphawule ngesi sipho, kodwa wathi, Imali ebandakanyekayo ukuza kuthi ga namhlanje iiarhente zam ziye zandiqumbela, kodwa andikaze ndenze isigqibo seshishini ngokubonisa imali.
I-NBC yaya ngqo emsebenzini yenza isivumelwano esitsha nomamkeli weLate Night owayesondele kwisivumelwano, kodwa njengoko yayiqukunjelwa, i-CBS, eyayiphinda ixoxa ngesivumelwano sika Mnu. Umnumzana O'Brien uthe abameli bakhe-umphathi wakhe nguGavin Polone, iiarhente zakhe nguRick Rosen no-Ari Emanuel we-Endeavor Agency-babenemincili, kodwa wayengekho.
Khange ndicinge ukuba uDave uzakushiya i-CBS, utshilo uMnu O'Brien ngoJuni, kwiiveki ezimbalwa phambi kokuba uMnu. Letterman enze amagqabantshintshi afanayo ngexesha lodliwanondlebe noTed Koppel. Ezi zinto zifana neenqwelo ezinkulu ezingama-600 zeetoni ezilawulayo zokuhamba iikhilomitha ezili-100 ngeyure. Kuya kufuneka ube unesizathu esivakalayo sokumisa enye, wakhe umkhondo kwenye indawo, uwuphakamise nge-winches ezinkulu emva koko uzame ukuya kwelinye icala. Andisiboni nje isizathu.
Ngaphandle koko, wathi, bendingenalo ixhala lokuba ngumqokeleli osebenzisa i-CBS ukufumana inombolo kaDave.
Umnumzana O'Brien uthe uxelele abameli bakhe, Masingathathi nxaxheba. Ngokutsho kwemithombo kwinkampu kaMnu O'Brien, iLate Night izisa malunga ne-70 yezigidi zeedola kwimali yenethiwekhi, apho ingaphantsi kwesiqingatha sayo iyinzuzo. Amaphepha axele ukuba uMnu O'Brien uwonyusile umvuzo wakhe ukuya kwizigidi ezisi-8 zeedola ngonyaka, inkampani yakhe yemveliso iConaco ifumene ukuzibophelela kwi-NBC ukuvelisa inkqubo yokuqala. Inethiwekhi ikwabetha isivumelwano neComedy Central ukuqala ukuphinda uphindaphinde ebusuku.
Ndibuze uMnu O'Brien ukuba uyifumene yonke into ayifunayo.
Kufanele ukuba kubekho umfanekiso oqingqiweyo kanye apho kukho i-ice rink, yokuchama kwam, utshilo. Ayikho phaya. Ngummiselo wamahashe, kuphela ndikhwele uTom Brokaw.
Kodwa xa i-New York Times yayibaleka nephepha eliphambili elinika ingxelo yokuba uMnu.Latterman wayethetha no-ABC, uMnu O'Brien wathi, Ndacinga, 'ingaba ndisayine isivumelwano seminyaka emine sokuhlala ngo-12: 30 xa bekukho isidingo sokwenene se-11: 30 yomntu kwi-CBS? 'Kwaye ndaya nje, naah.
Ukusukela nge-18 kaSeptemba, 2002 uMnu O'Brien uza kube egqibe imiboniso eli-1,636 kwisithuba seminyaka esithoba neentsuku ezintlanu kuthungelwano. UDave wayelapha iminyaka eli-111¼2 kwaye wenza imiboniso eli-1,800, utshilo uMnu O'Brien. Ndinendawo enkulu kakhulu xa ndiqala lo msebenzi kangangokuba, ngenxa yezizathu zobuqu-kwaye kufanelekile kakhulu kunemali-bekungakuhle ukuba xa yonke le nto ithethwayo yenziwe, ndingathi ndiyenze iminyaka eyi-13 kwaye Imiboniso ye-1900.
Ndatsho ukuba wayevakala ngathi akaziboni eqhubeka nge-12: 30 ekuseni xa isivumelwano sakhe sangoku siphela ekupheleni kuka-2005.
Andicingi njalo, watsho, emva koko wakhumbula umnxeba ovela kuMnumzana uLatman ngo-1993 xa wayethathe uLate Night. Umnumzana u-Letterman wayebize umnumzana u-O'Brien ukuba ambongele kwaye amnqwenelele amathamsanqa. Wayemhle kakhulu, uMnu O'Brien wakhumbula. Kwaye wathi nje: '12: 30 kwi-NBC ayingowona msebenzi mkhulu emhlabeni, kodwa lelona xesha libalaseleyo emhlabeni. '
Kufana nokukhanya, utshilo uMnu O'Brien. Ukuba ungawufumana umgama ogqibeleleyo phakathi kwezinto ezimbini, ungabetha le ndawo intle ngokugqibeleleyo. Kwaye kukho into malunga no-12: 30 kwaye kukho into malunga nale nethiwekhi kunye nesi sakhiwo. Kodwa ngexesha elithile kufana nendoda eneminyaka engama-55 ubudala enxibe iibhulukhwe ezimfutshane.
Ukuhlwa kwasebusuku kunye noConan O'Brien babonisa imfuza yayo yamahlaya kwasekuqaleni. Umdlalo wamahlaya wawuphuma kuwo onke amacandelo omboniso, watsho omnye umbhali owayelapho, inyani kunye nokuzonwabisa kuye kwaxutywa: bekukho iindwendwe ezingezizo kunye namaNazi kubaphulaphuli belila ngengxelo kaMnu O'Brien kaEdelweiss.
Kwiminyaka esithoba kamva, uLate Night ingakumbi yenkqubo yasebusuku yokuncokola kunye nokuhlekisa. I-Bear yokuphulula amalungu esini kunye neziqendu zeClutch Cargo zisekhona, kodwa imizobo yamahlaya ngokucacileyo yimidlalo ehlekisayo kwaye kwiminyaka emibini edlulileyo, uMnu O'Brien's sidekick uAndy Richter wemka, eshiya uMnu O'Brien engenandlela yimbi ngaphandle kokugcwalisa inqanaba leziko ngo… ngokwakhe.
Ngokubanzi, uvukile waya kulo msitho. Asekho amaxesha xa ekhangeleka emncinci kwaye alahlekile kancinci kwiseti-intetho yakhe ngo-Septemba 11 walo nyaka wayengomnye wabo-kodwa ubukhulu becala ubonakala ekule ndawo. Xa uMnu.Richter wayekulo mboniso, uMnu O'Brien ngamanye amaxesha kwakubonakala ngathi uguqula ubukrelekrele ukuze ohlangothini lwakhe abe nesabelo esifanelekileyo. Ngoku uphakamise amandla akhe ekhandlela. Ubonakala emhle kwaye ezithembile. Unzima kancinci, ngamanye amaxesha nokuba ukhohlakele. Ungaphantsi komhlobo wobuzalwana kwaye ngaphezulu… inkwenkwezi.
Ukuba ubeka iteyiphu yam nanini na ngo-1993, wathi, uyakubona umntu ozama ukukhumbula indlela yokwenza umsebenzi wakhe, ngokungathi 'kufanelekile ukuba ndiyenze ngoku le nto.'
Umnumzana O'Brien uveze ithiyori yobuchopho besirhubuluzi-into abanye abaphandi abayibhale njengeyona ndawo indala yengqondo yomntu. Ingqondo yakho yezirhubuluzi iqhubeka nokuphefumla, igcina intliziyo yakho ibetha. Yinxalenye yengqondo yakho ekwizithuthi ezizenzekelayo, utshilo. Kwaye ndicinga kwindawo ethile pha ngonyaka ka1996, ingqondo yam ezirhubuluzayo yathi: ‘Kulungile, ndiyayikhathalela indlela yokuphefumla, yokubetha kwentliziyo, ndikhupha iihomoni ezithile ngamaxesha athile kwaye ezi ntetho zilandelayo zibonisa imithetho.’ Andisacingi nokucinga ngazo.
Uyazi, ndicinga ukuba ubukrelekrele bukaDave yayiyeyona nyani isekwe kumdlalo weqonga. 'Sizakuphuma esitratweni nekhamera kwaye siyokufumana lo mfo wenza i-falafel okanye enze izitshixo', utshilo uMnu O'Brien, kodwa wongeze, Ubomi bemihla ngemihla yinto ebendizama ukuyenza. fihla ukususela oko ndazalwa. Ndingathanda ukuba ndisondele kakhulu ePehouse-Pee's Playhouse kunoJohnny Carson, uDavid Letterman, uJay Leno.
Mhlawumbi, kodwa kumbukeli oqhelekileyo, kuninzi ukuthetha inyani kuqhubeka ngobusuku beLate kunye noConan O'Brien kunaleyo miboniso. Ukusuka e-Triumph inja ehlekisayo yenja ukuya kwi-E! -Imodyuli yeeMfihlo! kubantu abadumileyo beClutch Cargo ukusuka kuBill Clinton ukuya kuBob Dole ukuya kuArnold Schwarzenegger ukuya kuSaddam Hussein ukuya kuYasir Arafat abangakwaziyo ukunceda ukuthetha inyani, uphawu lwentengiso kaMnu O'Brien lubonakala ngathi luhlobo lwe-pentathol ehlekisayo apho izifundo azinakugcina inyaniso yabo yangaphakathi ifihliwe, nokuba bazama kangakanani na, eyona nto iphambili kuyo, kunjalo, yi-Masturbating Bear.
Late Night ibonelela ngolungiso lomdlalo weqonga kwinkcubeko ehlala ifunxwa kwindawo yedreyini yohlobo loosaziwayo, ubundlongondlongo bezopolitiko kunye nohanahaniso lwenkolo. Lawo ngamazwi ethu, ngendlela.
Umnumzana O'Brien uyibeke ngolu hlobo: Andithethi ukuba ndivakala ngathi sithandaza, kodwa into enkulu malunga nomboniso weLate Night sizamile ukunyaniseka ngayo yonke into.
Skena ifom emfutshane yobuntwana buka Mnu O'Brien kwaye uyabona ukuba loo comedy inengcambu zayo. Ukhule engowesithathu kubantwana abathandathu-uNeal, uLuke, uKate, uJane, uJustin kwaye ungalibali umzala wakhe okude uDenis Leary- kwikhaya eliphakathi eliphakathi kwikhaya lamaKatolika eBrookline, eMass. Uyise, uThomas, sisazi ngeentsholongwane, Umama, uRuth, igqwetha elidla umhlala-phantsi.
U-Bill Murray-uvela kwinkuku enkulu ngakumbi-wakha wathi wafunda ukuhlekisa kwitafile yosapho xa besitya, utshilo uMnu O'Brien. Uyazi, abantwana banokhuphiswano. Kwaye abantakwethu noodadewethu bahlekisa ngenene. Eso yayisisikolo sam okwethutyana.
Uhlobo lwam lokuzithoba luye lwenziwa, utshilo uMnu O'Brien. Ndandingazithembanga. Andiyomdlali olungileyo. Andizange ndibe nekhonkco xa ndandisengumntwana.
Umgca othe ngqo unokutsalwa kukhuphiswano, kunye nosapho olukhulu olunyanisekileyo kwisigqibo sika Mnu. O'Brien sokubaleka ubomi obunesithukuthezi be-stand-up comic yokusebenza kwi-improvisation, kunye ne-Groundlings kwaye emva koko, kamva kukhuphiswano olukhohlakeleyo kodwa ekugqibeleni amagumbi okubhala afana neqela langoMgqibelo woBusuku, iiSimpsons kwaye, ukusukela ngo-1993, ngokuhlwa ebusuku. Kwaye ngoku ukuba ngumdlali weqonga, khange azikhusele njengesifundo.
Kwiveki ephelileyo, wavela kwisketch, esibhalwe nguBrian Stack kunye noMichael Koman, apho uMnu O'Brien's umtyhalarha weselfowuni egxotha iarhente uAri Palone-umhlanganisi wamagama kaMnu Palone kunye namagama kaMnu Emanuel-asondela kuMnu O ' UBrien, awambiza ngokuba nguC-Dawg.
Kwenzeka ntoni, Ari? UMnu O'Brien ubuzile.
Umsebenzi wakho, mhlobo wam! Unomboniso obomvu oshushu apha kwi-NBC. Kwaye, lo mfo ubamba ii-Emmys wonke umntu, iarhente yatsho. Uyatsha, sana lwam! Ngoku vuka, uyeka umboniso.
UMnu O'Brien wayebonakala othukile. Andiyiyeki umboniso. Ndiyayithanda apha.
Ufana noMnenga we-Sperm echibini le-trout, utshilo iarhente yakhe. Kwaye ndilapha ukuhambisa ngenqwelomoya iesile lakho elityebileyo elwandle. Ngaba awufuni ukuba abantwana bakho babe nayo yonke into ongazange ube nayo?
Hayi! UMnu O'Brien waqhankqalaza. Bebeya konakala izilo ezincinane.
Kungenxa yoko le nto ufuna irobhothi egutyungelwe nge-emerald ukuze ubafundise amaxabiso, utshilo umenzeli.
Kungekudala, iarhente kaMnu O'Brien yayisemnxebeni ixelela inethiwekhi ukuba umxhasi wakhe wayengabambi ii-Emmys, edwelisa iimfuno zethu: i-10 yezigidi zeerandi. Indlu yaselwandle eMalibu. Kwaye ijethi yabucala igcwele ngoohoo. Xa isigqeba se-NBC safika kwisitudiyo, iarhente yambetha entloko ngezitena.
NguThixo. Wenza ntoni? Umnumzana O'Brien wakhwaza. Akukho namnye kubaphathi abazakuthetha nam ngoku.
Baya kuthi xa ndimbopha, uConan, iarhente yakhe yatsho ikhupha imela enkulu.
Emva koko umongameli we-NBC wabiza kwaye wanika uConan yonke into efunwa yiarhente. Jonga, mhlawumbi singakufumana imali ethe kratya kwaye mhlawumbi noonongogo abambalwa, utshilo.
Ukuphela komdlalo, uMnu O'Brien wayevuyisana nearhente yakhe.
Umsebenzi omhle, u-A-train, watsho.
Abaphulaphuli bahleka kwaye baqhwaba izandla.
Inyaniso, utshilo uMnu O'Brien kamva, ihlekisa kakhulu kunayo nayiphi na enye into.
Umnumzana noNksk. Conan O'Brien badibana nam kwigumbi lendlu eliqeshiweyo abahlala kulo e-Upper West Side ngelixa babefuna indawo yokuthenga. UNksk O'Brien ngumngcunube, mhle ngebala kunye namehlo kaPatricia Duff. Wayenxibe ihempe emhlophe yeebondondown, ijean eyayinqunyulwe emaqatheni neenyawo. Umyeni wakhe wayenxibe brown.
Esi sibini sasibonakala sinovalo malunga noku Kwisitayile -ukungenelela kwesitayile. Nangona kunjalo, bandinike ukhenketho olupheleleyo lwendlu olunombono omangalisayo wasentla weRiverside Park kunye neGeorge Washington Bridge. Indawo ibinuka kamnandi ii-lillies ezintsha, ihonjiswe ngohlobo lwangoku kodwa lwasekhaya. Kudonga olukufuphi nekhitshi kwakukho ifoto ka-Robert F. Kennedy omnyama nomhlophe ozimeleyo emi ngasemva kwendawo eguqulwayo, ejikelezwe lulwandle lwezandla ezoluliweyo. Iincwadi zazikho kuyo yonke indawo, kubandakanya i-biografi kaDalton Trumbo, uJohn Richardson kaPicasso opus kwaye, kwigumbi lokulala, iphepha elibhalwe ngobomi bukaLaurence Leamer ngobomi bukaJohnny Carson, uKumkani woBusuku.
Ngokuchasene nodonga olunye lweyona ndawo iphambili yokuhlala le ndlu kwakumi imizekelo eliqela yokuqokelelwa kwegitala yombane kaMnu O'Brien, kubandakanya neLes Paul eyayityikityiwe yaza yanikwa le ndoda buqu. Ukuthanda kuka Mnu O'Brien ngee guitars kuyagungxula ngokuchasene nokuthanda kwakhe ii-Beatles. Unomfanekiso ophantsi we-Epiphone Casino ikatala uJohn Lennon ayidlalileyo kwiLet It Be. Uthe isiginkci senziwe yiLennon Estate kwaye sisezantsi ngqo kwimingxunya ebekwe endaweni engekhoyo, ukukrwela, ukuthathwa kunye nayo yonke into.
Yinto ephosakeleyo, utshilo uMnu O'Brien, kancinci. Ngokwenyani ukugula ngokugula yile nto ithethwe ngu-Elvis Costello xa emxelela ngesiginci.
Esi sibini sabonisa oko uMnu O'Brien wakubiza ngokuba ligumbi lakhe lokukhohlisa.
Igumbi elisecaleni, elinekhompyuter kaLiza-ngoku ubhala amabali amafutshane kwaye usebenza kwi-MF. eUniversity-guitars ezingaphezulu kunye nodonga lweziqwengana ezifotyiweyo kunye neefoto zonke ezimalunga noMnu O'Brien.
Andinayo imemori emininzi yokubonisa ishishini malunga nendlu, kodwa emva koko ndiyigxininise kwigumbi elinye, utshilo. Kwaye unawo umfanekiso wam noJohnny. Kwaye umpu wam kunye noDave ukusuka kumanqaku omntu omnye. Ileta evela kuJack Paar.
U-Liza Powel O'Brien wayehleli esihlalweni esingaphaya komyeni wakhe. Wadibana naye ngeNtwasahlobo ka-2000 xa, kwicandelo lomboniso, waye wacela iqela labaphathi bokuyila kwiarhente yentengiso ukuba ivelise intengiso yomthengisi wefenitshala yaseHouston owayethengisa kumdlalo nangona wawusasaza ngeyure yokungahloneli Thixo. 2 am Emva kokuthatha inxaxheba kwinxalenye yehlumelo elenzeka kwiarhente kaNks Powel, uMnu O'Brien uthe uxelele umbhali oyintloko womboniso, uMike Sweeney ukuba aqiniseke ukuba ufumana idilesi yomntu wonke kunye nenombolo yomnxeba.
Umnumzana Sweeney uthe, Yile blonde, akunjalo?
Emva kweeveki ezininzi zokudlala ngothando emnxebeni, wamema uNks. Powel ukuba aye kusela ikofu kwindawo yokutyela kwindawo yakhe eUpper West Side nge-Epreli ngoMgqibelo emva kwemini. Njengokuba wayemlinde ukuba afike, wathi, bendinethemba lokuba iyakuba, 'Hayi, akayona le ndlela ndikhumbula ukuba ujonge ngayo.' Kwaye 'kuyadanisa ngandlela thile.'
Kodwa xa uNks. Powell wangena, into yokuqala endayicinga, wathi, 'Oh shit,' Kunzima kakhulu ukuyichaza, kodwa ndazi nje. Ndaye, ndathi, 'Kukho into endiyipholileyo' enye yeMagazini yabantu i-50 Eyona nto ifanelekileyo Baaaaa- Akazange aligqibe igama, alivumele liye kwi-Lou Costello-esque stammer.
UMnu O'Brien wancuma.
Xa udibana naloo mntu, ngekhe uthi, 'andikakulungeli-ndifuna ukuba nee-supermodel ezimbalwa ezinotywala ezinemicimbi yomsindo, utshilo. Ndicinga ukuba ndinethamsanqa kuba kukho into ethile ngaphakathi kwam edla ngokwenza ukuba ndenze eyona nto ilungileyo ukuba ndiyenze. Ndicinga ukuba ndiphikisana nobuntu bokuzibhubhisa.
Kungekudala wazifumana ejongene nesigqibo esikhulu.
Ewe umbuzo olandelayo ngulo, Ngaba ucinga ukuba ungenza uhlobo lokubonisa ukuba unayo kwaye wonwabile emtshatweni nakubomi bosapho? Kodwa khange kufuneke nokuba ndiyibuze.
UConan O'Brien wahlala nkqo.
Ndafika kwisigqibo sokuba yinkomo leyo. Abantu abaninzi bayamangalisa kwimisebenzi yabo kwaye bayakwazi nokuba nobudlelwane obuhle kunye nomnye umntu kwaye babe nabanye abantwana abangadibananga kakhulu.
Ndiya kuyamkela ukuba upeyinta iSistine Chapel, ndiza kuyamkela ukuba uyimbongi enkulu yexesha lethu. Kodwa xa umntu efana- ‘Hayi! Ukuze ndenze intetho yam yengxoxo, kufuneka ndindedwa, 'ndicinga,' Wow. Oko kufana nokuthi, ukuze lenze ivenkile yeelekese yomqhaphu iqhube kakuhle, akufuneki nditshate kwaye ndingaze ndibenabantwana. '
Ndiyabheja ukuba ndingazenza zombini, utshilo uMnu O'Brien. Kukubheja kwam oko.
U-Liza Powel O'Brien ubize umyeni wakhe ukuba ngumntu onxibelelene kakhulu othanda ukuxoxa ngezinto kwaye uthanda ukuhlalutya izinto kwaye ngubani ogcine ubuhle bakhe, endicinga ukuba kunzima ukukwenza nokuba uhlala kwisiXeko saseNew York.
Uye wathi ngamanye amaxesha unoluvo lokuba abahlekisi bonke ngokwenene banabantu abakrelekrele kwaye ukuba ndine-OK. ubomi kwaye ndonwabile, ingaba loo nto izakundilimaza? Ndicinga ukuba luhlobo olufana nokuthi kufuneka unxile ukuze ube ngumbhali olungileyo. Ewe, zihamba kunye, kodwa azinxibelelananga.
UConan O'Brien wayehleli engonwabanga kwidokodo kwindawo yokutyela yase-Italiya kwi-Upper West Side. Wayigqibile i-lasagna Bolognese kwaye wayedlulela kwikofu.
Wayesithi ebengena ephuma kunyango ukusukela ngasekupheleni kweminyaka yoo-1980 xa wayeseMgqibelo ebusuku kwaye wafumanisa ukuba ukuzixabisa kwakhe kuphelele ekubeni ndinomzobo olungileyo okanye hayi. Ukukhangela kwakhe ukuze aqonde ngcono imeko ezimnyama ezimgubungela ngamanye amaxesha-kwaye, kukhuselekile ukuthi, uninzi lwabantu bokuyila-ngokucacileyo ibalulekile kuye kwaye, nangona esithi wayethandabuza ukuxoxa ngayo, wathetha kakhulu ngokukhululekileyo malunga nayo ngexesha lodliwanondlebe noMbonisi.
Ucacise ukuba italente yakhe yokuza nemifanekiso engaqhelekanga, ehlekisayo ngokukhawuleza yenza ukuba kube lula ngokulinganayo kuye ukuba acinge ngokugqithileyo, ngeengxaki zokudakumba ezicace gca njengezihlekisayo. Ndingenza unxibelelwano olubi, ngathi, huh, isihlwele besithe cwaka ngokuhlwanje. Ndicinga ukuba abo bantu bebengekho ngaphakathi kum. Ndicinga ukuba eyona minyaka ilungileyo isemva. Ndicinga ukuba ndiza kufa. Yedwa.
Unyango lukaMnu O'Brien lokuzikhethela luphawu oluqhelekileyo lokuqonda olujolise kwindlela ingqondo esebenza ngayo njengebhodi yesekethe kunye neepatheni zokucinga ezonakalisayo nezakhayo. Wongeze ukuba wayengenamdla kuhlobo lonyango apho ndivala khona amehlo kwaye ndithethe ngendlela endiliphuphe ngayo ibhotolo lotata wam nge-turkey baster. Makhe ndikubalisele into, watsho. Elo phupha ayinamsebenzi wamntu.
Akukho lunyango lokudakumba. Akukho lunyango lokuzicekisa okanye amaxesha alo, utshilo. Kodwa qaphela ngokwaneleyo malunga nayo xa isenzeka, ungafumana ngaphezulu kwayo kwaye uqhubeke nokuhamba kwaye wenze nje okungaphezulu.
Imfundo yengqondo kaMnu O'Brien ayitshintshanga ingqondo yakhe malunga nekhonkco elihlekisayo elingenakulinganiswa kwicala elimnyama lengqondo yomntu. Ndicinga ukuba uyafuna ukuyivuma okanye hayi, ixhala, ukungazithembi, intwana yokuzithiya, ipepile ye-cayenne, eso sisithako sokwenza umsebenzi olungileyo, utshilo. Icandelo elibuhlungu ndiyakholelwa ukuba ngumbane wokuhlekisa, utshilo. Ibhaso lokuthuthuzela abantu ababenokudakumba kwaye bengakulungelanga kwaphela esikolweni, ibhaso lethu lokuthuthuzela sifumana ukuba ngabahlekisi. Esi sisipho esisifumanayo. Yindlela esebenza ngayo.
Ndihlala ndizakuba noxinzelelo kancinci kwaye ndinyanzelekile malunga nale nto ndiyenzayo, utshilo uMnu O'Brien. Kodwa andifuni ukuyisa kwindawo apho iqala ukwenzakalisa umsebenzi. Ndicinga ukuba kukho amaxesha apho ayisekho ipetroli. Kufana negophe leentsimbi. Umzekeliso. Umnumzana O'Brien wabeka izandla zakhe ngokungathi ziyinaliti kolunye uhlobo lwesixhobo sokulinganisa ngokwengqondo: Uncedo loxinzelelo. Uncedo loxinzelelo, utshilo xa ehambisa izandla zakhe ngasekunene. Yhu! Ayisancedi kwakhona.
UMnu O'Brien wazibiza ngokuba ngumsebenzi oqhubekayo kumxholo wokuziqonda yena. Andipholanga ngoku. Andiyiyo, watsho. Oh Yesu hayi. Kodwa izinto zingcono. Into eyayidla ngokundikhulula, wathi, ikwi-1994, bendiya kubona itherapist kwaye ndiza kuthi, ndicinga ukuba abantu bacinga ukuba ndiliqhetseba kwaye andiyilungelanga into endiyenzayo. Kwaye ugqirha uya kuthi, 'Ndithembe, lilizwi entlokweni yakho. Asiyonyani. Ayisiyiyo le icingelwa ngumntu. ’Kwaye ndingathi,‘ Ngokwenene? Ke kwenzeka njani ukuba ithi njalo e-USA Today? Amehlo akhe aqabukile kwaye waqala ukuhleka.
Ndikonwabele kakhulu oko, utshilo uConan O'Brien. Ababaninzi abantu abanokuvelisa iziqwengana ezixhasa ukonwaba kwabo.
Emva koko umfazi owavakalayo kwaye wajonga kancinci njengoCindy Adams wasondela kuloo mnquba.
Uxolo, uThixo uza kundibetha ndife ngenxa yokuthetha nawe, kodwa uyandihlekisa.
Owu intle loo nto, utshilo uMnu O'Brien.
Ungomnye wabantu abahlekisayo, ndiyaxolisa, andifanele. UThixo uzakundibulala athethe lento…
Hayi, ngekhe, utshilo uMnu O'Brien.
Kodwa uyahlekisa.
Ewe, uThixo uza kuhlanya ukuba undincomile! Utshilo uMnu O'Brien. Kwaye xa lo mfazi ehamba, woyama ngaphakathi wahlebeza. Yabona? Kwaye ndinje, `` Kutheni uThixo angakubetha ufe? Yintoni embi ngokundithanda? ' UMnu O'Brien walinda ukubetha. Uyayazi into ebuhlungu? uthe. Ucinga ukuba ndinguTed Koppel.
