ULala Kent, uKristen Doute kunye noScheana Shay.Isabella Vosmikova / Bravo Kude kube ngoku, isamente yothotho lwenyani yeBravo Imigaqo yeVanderpump Bakwazile ukuthatha iqhinga lomlingo elimangalisayo apho amalungu eqela eliphambili-iiweyitha kwindawo yokutyela eNtshona Hollywood i-SUR kunye nePUMP-bengaze baluphale okanye batshintshe ngokucacileyo. Oku stasis yayiyileyakhe uyilo: Ngubani ongafuniyo ukuba mncinci, ashushu kwaye angakhathali ngonaphakade?
Kodwa kwinkulumbuso yexesha lesixhenxe lomboniso, elalihambisa ubusuku bangoMvulo, konke oko kwatshintsha.
Imigaqo yeVanderpump , i-boozy soap opera eyasungula ivolley yabasebenzi berestyu-abadlali abanomdla wokudlala ukuze bazenzele kuphela, bahlala bonwabile ngabom, nokuba bajamelene nobundlobongela. Akusenjalo. Kwisiqendu, akukho nanye, kodwa Ntathu Ukufa kugqunywe yimigca yamabali aqhelekileyo (ukukopela, ukungqubana okungathandekiyo) njengelifu elimnyama.
Kwangoko, indawo yokutyela ebukeka buhle ngonaphakade uLisa Vanderpump wachaza ukuba sekuphele iiveki ezintlanu umntakwabo, umntakwabo omdala uMark Vanderpump, ezibulele, kwaye usandul 'ukubuyela emsebenzini. Okwangoku, i-motormouth bombshell iLala Kent kunye nomda odumileyo womda woluntu uJax Taylor uthethe ngokulahleka kooyise.
Kwintengiso eyaziwayo IVanderpump iphela, apho eyona nto inokwenzeka inokuthi yenzeke xa umntu ebanjwa ngenxa yokuba iiglasi zelanga, izibonda ziziva ziphezulu kakhulu. U-Lala, wayehlala ekrwada kwaye ezithembile, ngesiquphe enziwa ethe-ethe. UJax, otyhafiswe kukusweleka kukatata wakhe, waphefumlelwa ukuba acebise intombi yakhe, uBrittany Cartwright, ngenxa yendlela amkhathalele ngayo kamva (njengesiqhelo, konke malunga noJax). Wavuma ngovuyo. Nokuba uza kuhlala ethembekile kuye kuhlala kubonakala.
Kodwa utshintsho lukaLisa yeyona nto yayiyeyona nto ibalulekileyo. I-diva eyoyikekayo, edla ngokugungxula imicimbi yeshishini kunye nomdlalo weqonga ngokuzola nangokukhululeka, ngoku iyamcaphukisa into yokuba ibhotwe lalisoloko limonwabisa.
Uphinde wahlekisa kunangaphambili. Kwinkulumbuso, uVanderpump wayesephakathi kokuncokolisa uTom Schwartz noTom Sandoval ukuba bathathe inxaxheba ngokwenene ekusungulweni igama labo le-cocktail bar, uTom Tom . Njengamaxesha onke, uSandoval wayechaphazeleka zizikimu ezahlukileyo zesigidi zee-avant-garde cocktails ezingayi ndawo, kwaye uLisa akazange akhohliswe.
Andikwazi ukulinda uluhlu lwabo lwe-cocktail ngonaphakade, watsho, ecaphukile. Ndiyathetha, uthi ufumene i-Persia pussy etshayayo kunye neentsiba kwi-esile yayo kwi-ice succulent scorpion scrotum. Umchamo we-Unicorn ucoce imartinis. Intle kakhulu! Kodwa kufuneka ndiyibone. Asithi sonke?
UVanderpump usebenzisa lonke ixesha lokugqibela lobukrelekrele bakhe ngokuchasene nokuphelelwa lithemba kwakhe imvakalelo yayilixesha nje elithandekayo lokuqeshwa kukamabonakude kwimemori yamva nje. Umsindo, umsindo ngokuchasene nokufa kokukhanya, ukumkanikazi!
Abo baphulukene namalungu osapho kunye nabantu ababathandayo banokungqina ngokoyikeka kwamava. Ngaphandle kwemvume yakho kwaye ungakhathaleli ishedyuli yakho okanye i-ajenda, usizi luyakutshabalalisa. Ukuwa kuphele kwesi siqendu. Ukuba kubonakala ngathi akukho lula, ekugqibeleni kungenxa yeengxaki zefom yayo.
