Ukupakisha iminyaka esibhozo kumabonwakude kwiiveki ezintathu kuvakalelwa njengolwalamano apho abantu ababini beqhekeka kwaye babuyelana kunye namaxesha angapheliyo.HBO * Isilumkiso: Isilumkiso seSpoiler Imidlalo yeethrone Ixesha le-8 *
Ukuzinkcinkca ngokubukela umabonwakude kufana nokusela kakhulu. Ukhumbula nje amaqhekeza kunye namaqhekeza, kuninzi ukuzisola okubandakanyekileyo, kwaye kungcono ukuba uphephe nje ubunzima ngokupheleleyo ungade uthabathe eso siqendu sokuqala-kodwa ngamanye amaxesha senza izinto zobuyatha.
Ndiwucoca umphefumlo wam kwi-blender yeemvakalelo ebhlayo Imidlalo yeethrone kwiiveki ezintathu ngesizathu esinye, kwaye isizathu esinye ndedwa: bendifuna ukuba yinxalenye ye-zeitgeist. Ndakhe ndeva ukuba UMthetho oYilwayo weSimmons Podcast ukuze lo ibe ngumboniso wokugqibela wonke umntu ubukele ndawonye ngexesha elinye , kwaye ndandisazi ukuba andizokwazi ukuzihlonipha njengomthandi kamabonwakude ukuba ndiphoswe yinto enomdla kangaka yenkcubeko. Andizange ndibe nesizathu esivakalayo sokungaboni, kodwa ngoku ndandinomdla omkhulu wokufumana.
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Uhambo okunene lwaqala ngobuxoki phantse kwiminyaka emibini eyadlulayo, xa ngempazamo ndacinga ukuba umboniso uzophela ngo-2017. Emva kokudlula kwisizini yokuqala, kwaye ndayiqonda impazamo yam, ndalibeka iphupha (ngenxa yesizathu esingaziwayo ), endaweni yokuqhubeka nokonwabela le nkqubo ngokwesantya somntu. Mhlawumbi andifuni ukulunga emva kwayo yonke loo nto.
Ngokwewebhusayithi Ibhendi , lonke uthotho luthatha iintsuku ezimbini, iiyure ezingama-23 kunye nemizuzu eli-17 ukuyigqiba. Ndifumanise ukuba amathuba am aya kuphucula, nangona kunganyanisekanga, ukuba nditsibe iiyure ezili-10 zexesha elinye endandizigqibele kudala. Yile ndlela ndathatha ngayo eKing's Landing ngo-Epreli 20-Ndiyacinga. Yonke into ifiphele. UMntla unokukhumbula, kodwa kuphela luhlobo endilwenzileyo.
Ndandixhalabele kakhulu ukuhamba kwam ngeli xesha lokubandezeleka kunokuba ndiyonwabele into eyayisesikrinini. Ngaphambi kokulala, bendizakubala ngokungakhathali ukuba lingakanani ixesha endishiyekileyo, kwaye kuya kuthatha ixesha elingakanani ukugqiba ixesha endikulo. Ndiza kujonga nje enye ibe ngu-I unayo ukubukela enye okanye kungenjalo ngekhe ndiphumelele kuyo.
Ndibukele uninzi kuthotho lwefowuni yam, kuba i-HBO GO iqhubeka nokuqaqamba kwikhompyuter yam ecothayo kunye ne-WiFi ecothayo. Ngapha koko, ifowuni iyaphatheka ngakumbi, kwaye bendifuna ukubukela kangangoko ukuba likho ithemba lokufumana. Khwaza ucwangcise idatha ye-T-Mobile engenamda.
Ndabukela eofisini kagqirha, ndilinde uloliwe, kwitrayi yokunyathela ngaxeshanye, ndisiya ndibuya kwigumbi lokuhlambela. Andizange ndibukele ngelixa ndisebenzisa indlu yangasese nangona kuba yindawo engcwele. Ndiphinde ndenza ishedyuli yam yokuthatha ibhasi rhoqo ukuze ndibukele. Ndiyayicaphukela ibhasi, kodwa ezinye izinto zifuna ukwenziwa. Ndawusebenzisa umboniso ngamaqhekeza-ngendlela umntu anokwenza ngayo iphazili yamagama. 
Ukubukela i-GoT kwi-smartphone mhlawumbi ayisiyiyo eyona nto ibalulekileyo yokujonga, kodwa bububi obuyimfuneko xa uzinkcinkca ngotywala ujonge umhla obekiweyo.IMacall B. Polay / HBO
Iscreen esingu-5.1-intshi inokuba yeyona ndlela imbi kakhulu yokubona iTyrion Lannister isindisa uKing Landing, kodwa ndiyenzile kunjalo. Ndikubonile ukusweleka kuka-Oberyn kuloliwe owayebuya ePhiladelphia.
Eyona nto iphambili ekubukeni umboniso weemvakalelo ngale ndlela kukuba akukho xesha lokuphumla nokwenza inkqubo yokufa. Ndabona iRed Wedding ngelixesha ndixukuxa ndizophuma ngomnyango ekuseni. Umntu oqhelekileyo unokuma kancinci ukuba asabele kubuhlanya obusandula ukwenzeka, kodwa kuye kwafuneka ndiqhubeke nokuhamba.
Ukupakisha iminyaka esibhozo kumabonwakude kwiiveki ezintathu kuvakalelwa njengolwalamano apho abantu ababini beqhekeka kwaye babuyelana kunye namaxesha angapheliyo. Ndiqale ukuwucaphukela umboniso isiqingatha sendlela yexesha lesithathu, kwaye ndaqala ukuyithanda kwakhona ukuya esiphelweni sesine seentsuku, kwiintsuku nje ezimbalwa kamva. Ndabona iminyaka eyi-Sansa, i-Arya kunye ne-Bran phambi kwamehlo am, ngathi kukusikwa okwandisiweyo Inkwenkwana . Ndiyavuya ndingakhange ndibubone ubudala bukaJoffrey kuba loo mntwana wayeyingozi kwaye wayefanelwe kukufa.
Ngoku, ukunqanda abaphangi kunokuba yinkqubo eyedwa. Ndandifuna ukunikezela ngamanye amaxesha, kodwa ndandinzulu kakhulu. Ndizinqumle kuyo nayiphi na incoko ekhankanye umboniso, intle kakhulu yonke into. Kwafuneka ndilishiye igumbi ngelixa abantu babelana ngethiyori kwaye babalisa ngamadabi, kwaye andinakukushukumisa imvakalelo yokuba ndiphoswa yeyona nto bendisebenza nzima ukuba yinxalenye yayo.
Inqaku eliphantsi lafika ngobusuku beMfazwe yaseWinterfell. Intombi yam kunye nam saya kumdlalo we-baseball, kwaye sathi sakuva umfo osemva kwethu esithi uBrienne uza kufa, ndibeke ii-AirPod ngaphakathi kwaye ndimamele umculo ukumrhaxisa. Ndindedwa kwibala lezemidlalo eligcwele abantu, njengendoda embindini wekhephu izama ukufumana indlela yokubuyela enkampini.
Intombazana endandithandana nayo yabukela lo mboniso ngobusuku obulandelayo yaza yabamba isandla sam ngoburhalarhume belo joni likaLannister elafumana umlenze wasarha ngongasekhoyo, uTalisa omkhulu kwisizini yesibini (RIP). Ndenze umsebenzi wasekhaya ndizibuza ukuba ngekungangcono ukufunda nje isishwankathelo seWikipedia kwaye utsibe kumdlalo ngexesha lesibhozo ukuze ube namava kuwo wonke umntu. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, eyona njongo yokwenza oku yayikukubelana ngemincili nomnye umntu.
Ewe, kwakungenakwenzeka ukuphepha yonke into eyonakalisayo. Okona kutyhilwa okukhulu yayikukufunda ukuba u-Arya wabulala uKumkani wasebusuku (badass) xa mna ekupheleni komsila wexesha lesine kwaye ndandingenalo nofifi lokuba ngubani na lo Kumkani Wasebusuku. Umntu othile ngokusisiseko uthumele into ethile kwi-Arya ukuba ibulale UKUMKANI WOBUSUKU BOBUSUKU !!! kwaye ndaye ndaphuma ndinomsindo, ndicinga ukuba luhlobo oluthile Soloko libalele Isalathiso se-crossover, esenza zikhona kunjalo nje.
Ndaba yiparadisi. I-Twitter yayingavumelekanga ngeCawa kwaye uninzi lwangoMvulo. Ngezinye iintsuku, bendikrunekile kwaye nditshekishe iscreen ukuze ndikhangele ama-buzzwords, ke akukho mahluko wokwenyani kuwo nawuphi na umhla. Ndifuna ukunikezela, ukuphinda ndihlangane noluntu. Intamo yam yaqala ukuba buhlungu ngokujonga ifowuni yam iiyure ixesha. 
Ixesha lesithandathu lokuphela kwexesha lokugqibela I-Battle of the Bastards ifumene indumiso ebaluleke kakhulu-kwaye ngokukuko inokukushukumisa ngaphandle kwe-GoT ukuzinkcinkca ngokubukela.UHelen Sloan / HBO
Ngeveki yesibini kaMeyi, ndandisazi ukuba ndiza kuyigqiba. Ndikwixesha lesithandathu kwaye bendiqale ukuthanda lo mboniso kwakhona. Idabi leBastards kusebenze idangatye endicinga ukuba liphumile. Kwakungumbono omkhulu ukubona into eyenziwa nguSansa kuRamsay, ngakumbi kuba ndifuna ukwenza into efana nale yababhali ngokundifaka kule ngxaki. Ndandibukela iziqendu ezine okanye ezintlanu ngobusuku. I-HBO GO iyekile ukubanda kwikhompyuter yam, kwaye ndakwazi ukubona uCersei eqhushumisa i-Sept ye-Baelor kwiscreen se-intshi esili-13. Ubomi babumnandi kwakhona.
NgoMgqibelo, ngoMeyi 11, 2019, ndibambe umhlaba ngokusemthethweni. Kwaphakanyiswa ubunzima obukhulu. Ngoku ndifuna iphele. Imfazwe yaseWinterfell yayipholile, kodwa ukufa kukaKumkani wasebusuku kwakudanisa. Ngaba bachitha ixesha lonyaka abathathu bephalaza olona lupholileyo kuwo onke amaxesha ukuze bambulale kumlo wokuqala? Intlawulo esisidenge kaTheon ayibali njengokulwa. Oko, kunye neyure ezintathu-ixesha leseshoni yokwenza iziqendu ezibini nezithathu zenze ukuba ndibuze umbuzo wam.
Konke kwaxabisa ngoMeyi 12,xa ndizinzile ukubukela iiBell kunye notata wakhe kwi-TV yakhe yokwenene yePlasma yesikrini. Sahlala sothukile xa kutshatyalaliswa iKing’s Landing. Kuphela ngamaxesha athile okuthetha u-wow okanye ungcwele shit owaphula ukuthula. Andifuni nokujonga isitovu, watsho utata xa kugqityiwe. Ndizichithe iiveki ezintathu zokugqibela ndisweleka ukuthetha ngento eqhubekayo Imidlalo yeethrone , kodwa ngoku bendiphelelwe ngamazwi.
Oko kuthethwa, mna uyenzile okokugqibela yenza i-tweet wtf yenzeka nawo wonke umntu.
Ahhh, hmmmm, wtf kwenzeke nje!?!? https://t.co/L1KcyuHnCU
- djrevolucien (@lucien_form) Ngomhla we-13, 2019
