UEugene Mirman. (IScreengrab: KwiComedy Central) 
Ileta kaMnu Mirman. (Ifoto: Imgur) Umhlekisi u-Eugene Mirman-owaziwa ngokuthabatha iinkampani ezihlekisayo (ikakhulu, i-Time Warner) njengoko emile kwaye ekhokele indima yelizwi Bob's Burgers -Kuleta yokubhala, intengiso yokuthumela ishishini kwakhona.
Kwileta yamva nje evela kuMnumzana Mirman epapashwe njengentengiso kwiphepha elipheleleyo, ehlekisa unika isiXeko sasePortsmouth, eNew Hampshire isiqwenga sengqondo ephendula isohlwayo seedola ezili-15 asifumene esixekweni ngokuxhasa imoto yakhe kwindawo yokupaka. isithuba. Ifoto yentengiso yathandwa kakhulu Imgur kwaye Reddit ubusuku ngeCawa, ukubona izigidi ezininzi zeembono kunye nokuhleka okuhlekisayo kunye nenkxaso evela kubalandeli.
Kule leta, uMnu.Mirman uqala ngokubalisa ngotyelelo lwakhe esixekweni ngoJuni, apho emva kweeyure ezimbini zokuhamba nokuthenga oonopopi, wabuyela emotweni yakhe wafumanisa ukuba uhlawulisiwe ngokumiswa ngendlela engeyiyo. Ubiza ubudenge bomthetho wokupaka ekuthethwa ngawo kwaye akhokele isixeko kwimimiselo yakhe ngendlela ehlekisayo, ekugqibeleni abuze ukuba urhulumente uphila njani kwimotto ephefumlelweyo ka-General John Stark, Live Free or Die. Nantsi ileta epheleleyo:
Portsmouth endimthandayo, i-NH, kwaye ngakumbi i-Ofisi kaMabhalane wokupaka,
NgoJuni ophelileyo bendinosuku oluhle lokuhamba edolophini yakho eyimbali kunye nentombi yam. Ndathenga oonopopi ababini, abajika baba ngamadoda athandana namanye. Bayadlala, ngoonopopi. Simise kwiivenkile ezintle, satya popover kwaye sabona iBlack David Cross. Kwakumnandi.
Emva koko — xa sibuyela emotweni yethu, kwifestile yangaphambili kwakukho itikiti. Inokuba yeyiphi le nto, ndacinga. Ndihlawule iiyure ezintathu zokupaka (kodwa ndisebenzise ezimbini kuphela-wamkelekile, ePortsmouth.) Ngaba lityala ePortsmouth ukungasebenzisi yonke indawo yokupaka oyithengileyo? Wazi njani ukuba ndizobuya kwangethuba? Ngaba unayo i-PreCrime division? Kutheni ii-PreCogs zakho zisebenza kumatikiti ezendlela? Akufanelekanga ukuba baphume ekuthinteleni abaSebenzi beSitalato ngaphambi kokuba kwenzeke? Kodwa hayi, ndifunde ulwaphulo-mthetho-sabuyela endaweni kwaye sahlawuliswa i-15 yeedola ngokumiswa kwicala elingalunganga.
Loluphi uhlobo lwamahashe $ kwaye lihlawulisa loo nto? Akukho mthethweni ukubuyela endaweni? Phambi kokuba ndiziphoxe, ndifuna ukuqinisekisa ukuba iPortsmouth ise-United States kwaye ayithathwa njengenxalenye ye-Iran?
Mhlawumbi ucinga, ewe, ukuba ngaphambi kokundwendwela iPortsmouth, njengaye wonke umntu - ungaya nje kwiwebhusayithi yeSixeko yoMabhalane, ucofe imigaqo yesiXeko sasePortsmouth ujonge kwisahluko sesixhenxe- Izithuthi, ukuHanjiswa kwezithuthi nokuPaka. Kanye phaya kwicandelo 7.316: BUYELA KWI-CURB, ithi, Akukho sithuthi siyakuhlala sixhaswe ngumqobo. Kwangokunjalo, ukuba ubukhe waya kwiwebhusayithi yam ngaphambi kokuba ndize esixekweni sakho ucofe imigaqo ka-Eugene, uyazi ukuba kwiSahluko sokuQala phantsi kwe-F% # K Awuyiba Imali Yam, kwicandelo 8.215 kuthiwa, F% #K Awuyiba imali yam.
Kodwa nokuba bendike ndaya kwiwebhusayithi yakho-ithi imigaqo ye-Intanethi ayisiyiyo ikopi esemthethweni- leyo kwimimiselo esemthethweni, kufuneka ndibize i-610-7245. Kutheni kungekho khowudi yendawo? Ngaba nditsalela umnxeba kwipowuni yendawo ngo-1986? Kodwa endaweni yoko, ngobuyatha ndajonga macala onke, okwenyani kwaye okuvela kuThixo. Andibonanga nto, kodwa ndeva ilizwi likaThixo, wathi, Le f% # cking bull $ & it. Kufuneka ubabhalele ileta.
Okokugqibela, njengoko usazi, isiqubulo sikarhulumente saseNew Hampshire sisicatshulwa esibhiyozelwayo sikaJohn Stark, Live Free or Die, awathi wasidumisa ngaphambi kokuzama ukuzirekhodisha i-BJ yokuqala. Ukuba uJohn Stark ebesaphila namhlanje, ebezakuba neminyaka engama-287 ubudala- kananjalo, kanye emva kokufunda ngeemoto, uGeneral Stark angakruquka akufumanisa ukuba iPortsmouth ayiniki nkxalabo yenkululeko yokubuyela endaweni — leyo ngokwakho Ingqondo egqwethekileyo yombuso, ijika itikiti lam leedola ezili-15 — ibe kukulwa de kuse ekufeni.
Ngokudana Okukhulu Kuwe,
U-Eugene Mirman [Isayineli]
Ngaphandle kokuqhwatyelwa izandla kuka Mnu.Mirman kwenye ileta eyonwabisayo eyenziwe kakuhle, impendulo ebabazekayo ibandakanya amawakawaka wabasebenzisi be-Intanethi abaxhamla kulo mthetho ungathandekiyo wokuxhasa iindawo zokupaka. Kuyavela ukuba lo mmiselo ungaqhelekanga awukho ePortsmouth kuphela, kodwa nakwezinye iindawo eMelika. ISarasota, eFlorida kwaye UMadison, eWisconsin Unommiselo ofanayo, kwaye isohlwayo sendlela yokupaka sicetyisiwe kutshanje kwindawo yokupaka ethile eNew Jersey. Ummiselo uMnu. Mirman waphula umthetho. (IScreengrab: IsiXeko sePortsmouth Ordinances)
Kutheni le nto lo mmiselo uhlala uhleli uyimfihlakalo. Ummeli kwiOfisi kaMabhalane yesiXeko sasePortsmouth khange akwazi ukucacisa kuMbonisi ukuba kutheni imoto ingenakuhlala ixhaswe ngunqameko, kodwa wahleka kancinci xa simbuza ngayo. Indoda ephethe ezothutho kunye nokupaka enokuthi ikwazi ukuphendula umbuzo yayingafikeleleki.
Ileta ibeka intsimbi kunye nabalandeli bakaMnu Mirman kunye nabasebenzisi ngokubanzi be-intanethi kuyo yonke indawo. Ngo-2011, wabhala ileta efana nale ingentla kuTime Warner wayithumela njengentengiso ezeleyo kwiphepha kumaphephandaba ambalwa. Ileta yakhe yentengiso yenza iindaba eziphambili kuyo yonke indawo, kwaye wenza nokufunda okumangalisayo kwimiboniso.
(~ # ~) Hlaziya (~ # ~): Eli nqaku lihlaziyiwe ukubonisa inyani yokuba uMnu.Mirman uyangqina ukuba uyibhalile ileta.
