Umxhuzulane . Iintsomi zenzululwazi malunga noovulindlela be-NASA abalahlekileyo emajukujukwini zizinto ezilishumi elinambini. Kodwa iziphumo ezipholileyo ezizodwa, ukuqhwaba izandla-ukusenga ubuchwephesha bobuchwephesha kunye nokuqhubela phambili umnyhadala wefilimu Umxhuzulane kulindeleke kakhulu kunesiqhelo. Ubukhulu becala, ihlala kwi-hoopla. Kukukhwela okumnandi kwipaki yolonwabo yabantwana kunye neentloko zamaqanda ngokufanayo.Cinga i-Epcot ngocingo lweConey Island Cyclone. Ukukhwela kuthatha ukubetha okanye ezimbini ngaphezulu kweyure enesiqingatha, kwaye ufumana imali yakho. Kodwa ulibale ngamagama aphoswe ngapha nangabagxeki ngehyperthyroid gush enjengokubengezela, umbono kunye nokwaphuka komhlaba. Akukho nanye kwezo zinto. Umxhuzulane ayikho enye into ngaphandle kokuba ngumsebenzi odidiweyo wolonwabo lwe-3-D kwaye, kuba yonke into ihamba ngesantya esincinci, hayi eyonwabisayo ngelo xesha.
Isimo sisisitishi sendawo yaseMelika esijikeleza iiplanethi njengebhola yekotoni. Akukho oksijini. Akukho sandi. Akukho mntu unokukuva ukhala. Umbono mkhulu, kwaye ukuthula kuyaphumla. Kodwa uloyiko luseza. Xa usomajukujuku uGeorge Clooney ehambisa umyalezo, eHouston, ndinoluvo olubi malunga nale mishini, kungcono umkholelwe. Ngesiquphe, isiphekepheke sihlaselwa kukungcola okubhabha okuvela kwiserathayithi yempimpi yaseRussia ehamba ngokukhawuleza kunonxibelelwano olukhawulezayo lwe-Intanethi, kwaye i-mission yase-US ikhutshwe ngokupheleleyo. Izixhobo zobunzululwazi obukumgangatho ophezulu ezixabisa amawaka ezigidi zeedola ziyatshatyalaliswa. Unxibelelwano eHouston bajongene nokucima. Okona kubi kuko konke, iqela labasebenzi labulawa ngokulusizi ngaphandle koosomajukujuku ababini — igqala lomthetheli wenkonzo (Mnu. Clooney) kunye nenenekazi elisisazinzulu lophando elinobuchule obusisiseko kuphela (uSandra Bullock) —abashiyeke bexinekile kwindalo iphela, bezama ukubuyela kuMama woMhlaba. Ekuqaleni abachasi, o-flirt wauvinist osisilumko ohlekisa ngomsindo ophuma ngaphakathi kwisigcina-ntloko sakhe kunye nenenekazi elingenangqondo elingenangqondo nelimfumanisa ukuba liyacaphukisa kufuneka lifunde ukuxhomekeka omnye komnye kulwazi ekwabelwana ngalo, ukuthembana kunye nenkxaso yokuziphatha. Mnye kuphela oya kusinda. Ukuqagela okuthathu ukuba yeyiphi-kwaye ezimbini zokuqala azibali.
Ke nantso ke unayo-yonke indawo yebali yefilimu yentlekele eneenkwenkwezi ezimbini ezinxibelelana zivela kwisuti yasemaphandleni egubungela yonke into ngaphandle kobuso babo. Banendawo enye kuphela njengeqela leBullock-Clooney, kwaye kwenzeka ngokulandelelana kwephupha. Okwangoku, balawula unxibelelwano olungaqondakaliyo ngamazwi. Isenzo sithintelwe ekubambeleleni kumacala esphekepheke, kwaye incoko yababini ikakhulu inezinto ezinje, Lungiselela i-airlock yokufika, Xela imeko yakho-ndinike ukufundwa! kunye noMhloli, uyakopa?
Umxhuzulane Nangona kunjalo kukugcina ulikhoboka. Le ayisiyomdlalo bhanyabhanya malunga nokwenza, kodwa ii-co-star zikwimo entle. Isimilo sika-Ms Bullock esiqhelekileyo esingalawulekiyo simfanele ngokugqibeleleyo ugqirha amdlalayo apha, kwaye uMnu Clooney ukhupha ikhubalo lakhe eliqhelekileyo elinobubi, ade afakwe kwisuti yesithuba esitshixwayo esikhangeleka ngathi yi-oveni enkulu.
UMexico Alfonso Cuarón, owalathisa bobabini UHarry Potter kunye nebanjwa laseAzkaban kunye nehlombe elibi lekamva Bantwana babantu, usebenzisa amava akhe amakhulu ngokuluma ngezikhonkwane i-3-D ukwenza ulandelelwano oloyikisayo nolonwabisayo ngaxeshanye. Icandelo lokuvula elide apho i-junk ibetha khona kwisikhululo sendawo yenqanaba lokuqala, kwaye ukubetheka, ukudubula okungenasisindo kwemizimba emajukujukwini kuyidlulisa imvakalelo yokuba kufanele ukuba kunjani ukukhukhula kwindalo iphela. Xa uMnu. Clooney wolula isandla ukuze abambe i-nut nut edadayo, uyoyika ukuba uza kukubamba emqaleni. Kuyinto ehlekisayo eyenza le rock ye-movie, kungekhona i-gumbo eninzi malunga neemfihlakalo zendawo yangaphandle okanye ifilosofi ephosakeleyo uStanley Kubrick wayedume ngayo. Abagxeki abayithelekisa nabo 2001: Isithuba sendawo bakhohlisa.
Yamkela Umxhuzulane njengokuba nyulu, ipapa-munching bonisa ishishini ukonwaba kwaye ayikho enye into, kwaye ngekhe uhambe uphoxekile. Shiya ingcinga kwindawo yokuma. Emva kokuba uMnu Clooney azikhuphe ekhusela iqabane lakhe kwisenzo esihle kangaka awazi ukuba ligorha okanye uphambene, into eyaqala njengomphathi weempahla zeFlash Gordon yajika yaba ngumfazi omnye, kunye noNks Bullock. ushiyeke yedwa ukuchitha yonke imovie ethetha yedwa, efumana isiphekepheke saseTshayina kunye nolawulo olunokuthi lufike ekhaya (angazi njani, kuba amazwi kunye nemiyalelo yonke ikwiMandarin?), Ukunyuka kuqhushumbo nemililo ngaphakathi ubugcisa besithuba, ukwandisa ngesandla ukuhla kweoksijini kunye nokufikelela kulawulo lwenqanawa kwinqanawa yelinye ilizwe kungekho mntu umyalelayo ngesiNgesi. Kwinjineli yezonyango kwimishini yakhe yokuqala yesiphekepheke, luhlobo nje lwegal ofuna ukudlala kuyo ngeteleskopu yakho eyaphukileyo. Imimangaliso ebubungqina ayenzayo kwiskripthi, ebhalwe nguMnu Cuarón kunye nonyana wakhe, uJonas, ayikholeleki kwaphela, kodwa Umxhuzulane njengoko uBullock esitsho, uhambo olunye lwe-helluva.
UBUKHULU
Ibhalwe ngu: Alfonso Cuarón noJonas Cuarón
Ekhokelwa ngu: Alfonso Cuarón
Umdlali weqonga: USandra Bullock, uGeorge Clooney kunye no-Ed Harris
Ixesha lokubaleka: 90 min.
Amanqaku: 3/4
