Eyona Iimuvi Ubumnandi obunetyala kunye nentsingiselo ethi 'Ukunikwa isithsaba'

Ubumnandi obunetyala kunye nentsingiselo ethi 'Ukunikwa isithsaba'

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UJulia Roberts noTom Hanks ngo-2011 ULarry Crowne. UBruce Talamon - © 2011 Vendome International, LLC



Iintsomi ngokulungileyo nokubi

Kukho izinto ezimbalwa endingazithandiyo kwingxoxo yefilimu eyaziwayo kunombono weemovie zokuzonwabisa ezinetyala. Ukubeka ngokulula, ukuba uyakonwabela ukubukela ifilimu, ke loo nto iyenza ukuba ibe ntle! Awudingi kulungela nabanye endaziyo ukuba kubi, kodwa…

Andikho nyani kwimbono yokwahlula iifilimu ngokwahlula konke komgangatho. Nokuba uluhlu lokuphela konyaka luvelisa nje iimpikiswano kunye nokudelela ngelixa ubeka ulindelo olungalunganga kwiimuvi ngokwazo. Ekugqibeleni, zininzi iindlela ezahlukeneyo zokuvavanya iimovie ezininzi. Kukho imisebenzi yobugcisa enikezela ngomphefumlo. Kukho iifilimu ezakhiwe ngokuqaqambileyo ezithi izinto andivumelani kwaphela nazo. Kukho iifilimu ezenziwe kakubi ezenziwa ngentliziyo enyanisekileyo. Kukho iifilimu ezenziwe ngombono ngaphandle kwexabiso lokuhlawulela. Kwaye zonke ezi bhanyabhanya zivusa iimvakalelo ezahlukileyo njengoko zibonisa ixabiso labo elinxulumene noko.

Rhuma kwiNcwadana yeendaba yoMbonisi

Kwaye andikaze ndonwabe kakhulu xa ndijongele phantsi okanye ndenza intlekisa ngeemovie ezimbi. Baninzi kakhulu abantu abasebenza ngendlela enzima kakhulu kubo. Andikwazi ukunceda kodwa ndizive ngabo bonke abantu ngasemva nangaphambi kwekhamera. Ngoku, oko akuthethi ukuba asinako ukonwaba ngendlela esithetha ngayo ngeemovie. Umzekelo, ukuqhula ngaphakathi Imfihlakalo yeSayensi yeTheatre 3000 isebenza kakuhle kakhulu kuba ihlala iba lolu hlobo lwe-meta-ibali kunye neemovie ngokwazo. Kwaye ngelixa ngamanye amaxesha isilayidi kwi-Fuck le movie! intsimi, iincoko kwi Yenziwe Njani Le nto? bonwabisa kakhulu xa bezibuza malunga nenkqubo yokucinga engaqhelekanga emva kweefilimu ezinje ngeBarry Levinson's Izinto zokudlala (1992).

Oko kuzisa kwinqanaba lam eliphambili: andinakukuthanda ukuhlekisa ngeemovie ezimbi ... kodwa ndiyandithanda engaqhelekanga Iimuvi. Kwaye andithethi kangako malunga nodonga olungaphandle kodonga, i-gonzo B-bhanyabhanya okanye uloyiko lohlahlo-lwabiwo mali oluphantsi okanye iiShaw Brothers (nangona ndenza ezinye zazo). Kwaye andithethi malunga ne-oddball, ukuzixabisa okubaluleke kakhulu Ubuhle boBumbano okanye Incwadi kaHenry . Eyona nto ndinomdla kuyo kukuqina kwe-nutty yeefilimu ezineenjongo ezintle ezifana Ngo-1999 Akunakuphikiswa (ebonisa unonkala womlingo) kunye nokunyaniseka okumangazayo kwenkcubeko yeklasikhi efana nayo Unxibelelwano lweMiami . Okwangoku, phakathi kwayo yonke le mizekelo, eyona ndiyithandayo kakhulu yifilimu ongasokuze ucinge ngayo, kwaye ngekhe uyikhumbule. Kodwa yenye yeefilimu ezingaqondakaliyo endakha ndazibona.

Ndiyathetha, kunjalo, malunga ULarry Crowne .

UMnu Hanks onetalente

Masenze into echanekileyo: UTom Hanks uyi ubutyebi besizwe.

Ukhule ukusuka kwibhola ethandwayo, ebanzi ebanzi ukuba abe ngomnye wabadlali bethu ababalaseleyo, indoda ekwaziyo ukubonisa ukuba sesichengeni kokuqaqanjelwa, ukuthozama kunye nokuvutha komsindo. Unako ukuma kwi-paragon yokuziphatha kakuhle. Zonke ezo zinto zenziwe ngcono kuphela bubuntu bakhe bobuchwephesha bokwenyani. IiHanks zihlala zithathwa njengeyona ndwendwe iphambili yokubonisa intetho okanye SNL Umbuki zindwendwe kuba edlulisa ubunyani kunye nomnqweno wokwenene wokonwabisa. Kwaye ayinguye kuphela olungileyo ngokubonakala. Ngokwenyani wonke umntu omnye endimaziyo owakha wasebenza okanye wawela iindlela naye wayenamava amnandi. Oku akuthethi ukuba uluhlobo oluthile lobungcwele obungcwele. Hayi, yintoni eyenza uHanks athandeke kangaka yindlela akhululeke ngayo ukuba abe yinto eqhelekileyo ngelixa enobubele, ejonge kuye, kwaye esondelelene bonke ngaxeshanye.

Kodwa oko kukhokelela kumbuzo onomdla: Uthetha ntoni umculi onolu hlobo lobuntu? Umsebenzi omninzi wokuvelisa kukaHanks uqhutywa ngumtsalane wakhe ngeengxelo zembali kunye namaxesha obunzima obukhulu. Uvelise umsebenzi obhaliweyo kunye nokubalula ngokuhlola indawo, ukufunyanwa kwemida kunye nokulwa kweentsomi zaseMelika.

Iprojekthi yokuqala ayibhalileyo kwaye wayalathisa? Kwakunjalo ngo-1996 ukubamba okungapheliyo Lonto uyenza !, etshata ukuthatheka kwakhe kwembali kunye nehlabathi le-showbiz, echaza ukunyuka nokuwa kwe-hit single 'ye-60s rock band (ingoma yesihloko ngokwayo imnandi). Ke kutheni kumthathe kude kube ngu-2011 ukwenza ifilimu yakhe elandelayo? Andiqinisekanga ngokupheleleyo. Kodwa xa ekugqibeleni wenzayo, kwabonakala ngathi luhlobo olufanelekileyo lwentsimi. Ukubhala ngokubambisana noNia Vardalos, we Umtshato wam omkhulu wamaGrike Udumo, uHanks uthathe injongo yokuhlekisa ngobomi bomntu malunga nomntu wonke othandekayo olala phantsi kwivenkile yohlobo lweWalmart kwaye kufuneka abuyele kwikholeji yoluntu. Kwaye u…

ULarry Crowne yenye yeemovie ezingumnqa endakha ndazibona.

Nangona kungenjalo ngokucacileyo. Phezulu, ithoni yayo ithambile, inyanisekile kwaye, njengeCrowne, i-achily dorky (ngokusisiseko isiqhulo esihamba notata). Nangona kunjalo, ezona nkcukacha zichazayo zihlala ekwakhiweni kwayo, ukuqala ngemeko esisiseko yomdlalo bhanyabhanya: U-Larry uyagxothwa ngokungayi ekholejini, enokuthi ibe yenye yezona zinto zixhomekeke kwimidlalo bhanyabhanya, kodwa akukho sizathu soko. ebalini. Inayo yonke le mibono mikhulu yokudibana kwabasebenzi, kodwa iyadideka yinto yokuba indawo apho kugxothwa khona izele zizithulu, iziqhulo ezikhohlakeleyo ezivela kubaphathi be-egomaniacal (njengoko abanye abaphathi behleli nje). Uninzi lokuhleka luziva ngathi lwalubhalelwe ukuthotywa okubaxekileyo, kodwa baziswa ebomini kumdlalo bhanyabhanya oqaqambileyo, wentliziyo elula, onyanisekileyo. Ingathi ibanjiwe kule meko ye-PG bluntness, kunye nezalathiso ze-beaver fever kunye nabalinganiswa bethetha ngee-knocker ezinkulu. Kwaye iziqhulo ziziva zinqanyulwe ngendlela engaqhelekanga kubalinganiswa ngokwabo. Izihlandlo ezisithoba ngaphandle kwe-10, ndizifumana ndibuza, Yima, kutheni besitsho nje?!

Kodwa ingxaki ethile kuloo nto iya nzulu. Ukuziphatha komlinganiswa ayisiyi-wacky-kuvakala ngathi wonke umntu ukwifilimu yakhe (eyahluke kakhulu). Endikufumanayo yinxalenye yenjongo yeli qela lingaqhelekanga labalinganiswa abaxhasayo. Kodwa akukho nyani inyanisekileyo okanye impembelelo yomhlaba ekuziphatheni kwabo. Hlanganisa ii-comedies zihlala zifuna umntu oza kufunyanwa, njengoJudd Hirsch Ikhebhu okanye uJoel McHale ungene Ekuhlaleni, ukumisela imeko yokuziphatha. Ngokucacileyo, kufanele ukuba ibe nguLarry, kodwa uyithatha yonke engenazinkcazo okanye mpendulo yokwenyani. Unayo nje le nto ivulekileyo, iglazile-ngaphezulu, yamkela uncumo. Eyona nto ityhafisa ngakumbi kumdlalo bhanyabhanya onoluhlu lwababulali.

Ngokuzimisela, jonga olu luhlu: Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Bryan Cranston, Taraji P. Henson, Cedric uMonwabisi, Pam Grier, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Malcolm Barrett, George Takei, Rob Riggle, Randall Park, Rami Malek, Rita Wilson kunye noWilmer Valderrama. Kwaye banikwa phantse akhonto ukwenza. Ngaba unalo uluvo lokuba kuyinto engaqhelekanga njani ukubona aba badlali bamangalisayo bebamba iindiza? Okanye uzama ukwenza umsebenzi ohlekisayo we-PG-bloke? Okanye uzama ukukhupha uhlobo oluthile lwentsebenzo kwinto engenanjongo yokwenyani? Kuphela nje kuphelisa umbono wokuba wonke umntu ukwi-movie yakhe kuba akukho nto iziva ijolise kwindawo ehambelanayo. Ingathi bahlala behamba nayo nayiphi na into ehlekisayo. ULarry Crowne nje scoots ecaleni.UBruce Talamon - © 2011 Vendome International, LLC








Ukuqhubela phambili ukunqunyulwa kukuba nangona oku kuyimiboniso bhanyabhanya malunga nobunzima bezoqoqosho, kubonakala ngathi akunalo nofifi lokuba injani kanye kanye. ULarry usebenza phantsi e-Umart kwaye usenendlu entle eLos Angeles (nasemva koqhawulo-mtshato!). Ummelwane wakhe, odlalwa nguCedric, uphumelele i-500, 000 yeedola, engenako nangayiphi na indlela ukuhlawula iindleko zendlu yakhe-nayo, yintoni ehambelana nentengiso yiyadi engapheliyo anayo? Yonke imvakalelo icimile . Kwaye kusikhokelela ekubeni sikhumbule ukuba nangona uHanks ezinzile ngokweemvakalelo, sele kuyiminyaka engama-40 okoko wayenenqanaba eliphakathi kwaye ngoku akanalo nofifi lokuba bubomi obusebenzayo ngokwenene. Ngelinye ixesha uLarry ufumana umsebenzi kwindawo yokutyela, kodwa oko akunakukwazi ukuhlawula irente, kungasathethwa ke ngokubuyisela amakhulu amawaka kwimali mboleko.

Ndingashukumisa ngesandla ngovuyo yonke le nto. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ezi ntlobo zokubaxa zikhona kwiimovie ezininzi. Kodwa zikhona kwi ULarry Crowne Ngendlela ebukhali ngayo. Indlu yakhe entle . Xa abanye abafundi bejonga ngaphakathi, bafana noYuck! kwaye ndinike u-makeover, kwaye ngokwenyani andinakuwubona umahluko. Yonke into iziva ikhazimla kwaye icocekile kwaye intle. Ingakumbi abantu. Siyazi ukuba uJulia Roberts unokuyibulala kwaye ayibulale njengo-Erin Brockovich, kodwa yonke into malunga nomboniso wakhe apha iziva iphosakele. Ungumfundisi wekholeji yoluntu ohambahamba ekhazimla njengoJulia Roberts . Kwaye konke kugcina ukukhuthaza ifilimu ukuba ibe yinto enobunkunkqele. Eyona nto ingalunga ukuba le movie ibiyintsomi yokubaleka. Kodwa iyaqhubeka ibuyela kumabali abo bacinezelekileyo kwaye igxininise ukuba bunjani ubomi obuqhelekileyo emva kokuwa kwezoqoqosho.

Ndiyinyani xa ndisithi akukho phantse ungquzulwano lokwenyani ULarry Crowne . Kwaye akukho nto ibambekayo okanye ulwakhiwo kuninzi lwayo nantoni na. Sisikhulu esinye emva koko oku kuyenzeka. Omnye umhlobo wayenombono wokuba wonke umntu ongatshatanga kule bhanyabhanya ngumphambukeli ozama ukulinganisa indlela aziphethe ngayo umntu, kodwa akaqondi nhlobo. Wonke umntu amandongomane nje kaLarry. Andidlali. Wonke umfazi kule movie super ungene kuLarry Crowne. Ubonakala ehlazekile ngokungazi ngale nto, kodwa akukho ukungahoyi ukuba zingaphi ukungaqondani okuvela kwabasetyhini abanika uTom Hanks oneminyaka engama-55 ubudala. Eyona nto isengqiqweni kwifilimu ekwabonisa ubuninzi beempundu zakhe (zihlala zigutyungelwe, kodwa zihlala zihamba xa egobile). Kukho amaxesha angaqhelekanga ngakumbi kule filimu endinokuthetha ngayo: Ukuqhekeka ngesiquphe. Isimo sengqondo seqela elikhwele isithuthuthu. Ukuziqhelanisa nentetho engaqhelekanga kunye nengxoxo ngentsingiselo yazo. Kodwa ndingathanda ukuba uzibonele ngokwakho.

Yima, ucinga ukuba kufuneka ndibukele le movie?

Ngokuqinisekileyo. Ukusuka kwinto endiyichazileyo, unokucinga ukuba le movie imbi okanye iyadika okanye ayifumaneki, kodwa ayisiyiyo kwaphela. Isiphumo yinto enomdla. Ndifumana indlela uninzi lwabantu oluyigxeke ngayo ngenxa yobumnandi bayo, ukukhanya kobukhazikhazi, kodwa yinike iliso eliqwalaselweyo, kwaye inokuthi ikhuthaze le meko yozonwabisa. Ujonge, umlomo wakho u-agape, uhlala uncwina, Linda, yintoni? Konke ngeli lixa kuqhubeka ukumema umdla wakho wokufuna ukwazi ukuba kutheni ezi zigqibo zoyilo zenziwa kwasekuqaleni. Yonke iyawondla umbuzo ophambili wokuba kutheni usenza olo khetho? Isikhumbuza ukuba iimovie kunzima ukuzenza. Kakhulu ULarry Crowne, evuza ngokuqinisekileyo kwiinjongo ezilungileyo, isikhumbuza zonke izifundo esizisebenzele nzima ezithi zihambe ziyile amabali asebenzayo, amnandi. Ngendlela engaqhelekanga, luhlobo ngqo lwemovie endikhuthaza kakhulu ukuba ndiyibukele-kuba ifuna iingcinga kunye nengxoxo.

Oko kusizisa kwindlela engaqhelekanga ULarry Crowne weza ebomini bam…

Isithethe sonyaka

Abahlobo bam uAndrew noNick bebebukele ULarry Crowne wonke umbulelo kule minyaka mithandathu idlulileyo.

Ewe uyifunde ngokuchanekileyo. I-Crownesgiving ngoku iholide yonyaka. Yabakho njani? UAndrew uyachaza, yayiyile nto yayiphuma kwi-HBO Go. Mna kunye noNick sabukela i-trailer kwaye saziva sikhathazekile ngumgangatho wayo obonakala ngathi ngumkhosi wamanqina. Kwaye ke besifuna nje ukuyibona. (Ndingacacisa ukuba uAndrew ubukele yonke into).

Uyaqhubeka, besingazimiselanga ukuba ibe bubusuku obandulela uMbulelo-kulapho kanye emva koko wafolayo. Kodwa sabanjwa singalindelanga yiyo yonke le ndlela yokuziphatha ingaqhelekanga. Kwaye ngaxa lithile ndenza isiqhulo ngendlela esasiyibhiyozela ngayo 'iKrownesgiving.' Emva koko kunyaka olandelayo sajikeleza, kwaye saqhula ngelithi masiphinde. Kwaye kuba sithanda ukuqhuba iziqhulo emhlabeni, siyenzile. Abantu abaninzi beza. Kwaye ke ibhaluni ukusuka apho.

Ngoku kungumnyhadala omkhulu apho abantu badibana khona. Wonke umntu ubamba ezinye iziselo, kodwa ayisiyiyo ngqo into yokuba isoloko ingabantu abangazange bayibone. Sonke sihleli ngeenxa zonke njengoko bethatha le bhanyabhanya ingaqhelekanga, ingaqhelekanga, yamabhanyabhanya. Inika iqonga elifanelekileyo lokwenza iziqhulo, ukanti unokuqhubeka nokulandela ukuba uphose isingqi.

Ukunikwa isithsaba iyasebenza . Kwaye ibe yenye yeebusuku endizithandayo zonyaka. Ndiyathetha ngokunyanisekileyo. Kodwa, ewe, xa ndandithumela umyalezo malunga nokuba ndonwabile ngalo msitho, i-Twitter yafumana yonke i-Twitter kwaye ineendlela ezahlukeneyo zokuphendula. Kwaye ayikuko nje kuba abanye abantu babecinga ukuba bendigxeka okanye ndenza intlekisa ngeemovie ezimbi. Umntu omnye ubhale, ndicinga ukuba kancinci kuwe ngoku, emva koko waqhubeka ekhalaza malunga nendlela ababengayicingi ukuba imovie iyinto elungileyo kwaphela. Ezi mpendulo zibonisa ukuba sibanjwa njani kuvavanyo lokuxabiseka ukuba silibale ukuba ezona ncoko zibalulekileyo malunga nokuzibandakanya kwethu neefilimu azinanto yakwenza noko.

Uthethathethwano malunga isenzo yokubandakanya izinto. Okukhona usiba nzulu ngayo, kokukhona uphuma kuyo. Impendulo yokulinda, yintoni? ayingomdlalo nje. Ukuba ucinga ngako, lilinyathelo lokuqala lohlalutyo ngokoqobo. Kwaye ULarry Crowne luhlobo lwemovie egqibeleleyo kuba konke malunga nokubuza into abantu abaqhele ukuyifaka ngaphezulu. Umboniso bhanyabhanya ukumema ukuba uwuhlalutye kwaye umbe kuwo ngaphandle kokukruqula okanye ube yingozi okanye uthandabuze. Kukwenza uqaphele indlela ezenza ngayo izinto ezinye iimovie ezingazenziyo (kwaye zihlala zinesizathu esivakalayo).

Uninzi lwazo zonke, ndiyayithanda iCrownesgiving kuba iyakhuthaza ukuthanda kakhulu, ukuqaqamba, incoko ehlekisayo ekuvukeni kwayo. Akukho nto ihlekisayo malunga nale nyaniso. Kuyinto engaqhelekanga ukubhiyozela. Yiyo loo nto ndicinga ukuba nawe, kufuneka ubukele ULarry Crowne lo mbulelo. Kwaye akunyanzelekanga ukuba ulubize ulonwabo.

Ngenxa yokuba akukho nto yokuziva unetyala ngayo.

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