USteve Buscemi kunye noLouis CK phakathi UHorace noPete .
Uyigweba njani into efana noLouis CK's UHorace noPete , Idrama yemizuzu engama-67 ebhaliweyo kwaye ikhokelwe nguMnu CK, yehla ngaphandle kwesilumkiso kwiwebhusayithi yakhe, enokukhutshelwa nakubani na ngeedola ezintlanu? Umbuzo onzima. Ungayijonga njani idayari yobuntwana, okanye umntwana osanda kuzalwa womhlobo? Into ebonisiweyo, ewe, ikhona into onokuyijonga, kodwa ayenzwanga ye wena, awenzelwanga nabani na ngaphandle komdali?
Nantso into; Khange ndiyonwabele UHorace noPete . Ndiyaqonda abanye benjenjalo . Ngaphezu kwayo nantoni na, nangona kunjalo, ndiziva ngathi uMnu CK ayiniki mthi nokuba yeyiphi na indlela.
Kodwa kuqala, iziseko. Isiqendu sokuqala (kuphela?) Sikwibar yaseBrooklyn engenazifestile eqhutywa ngabazalwana uHorace (Mnu CK), uPete (Steve Buscemi) kunye nomalume wabo… uPete (umothuko omangalisayo uAlan Alda). Phakathi kwemizamo kaHorace nodadewabo kaPete uSylvia (uEdy Falco) wokuvala indawo, abaxhasi beza bahambe. Bayangcangcazela, bayakhalaza, bayathuka banxile besela utywala (kodwa rhoqo ngokuthe ngqo: Azikho iziselo ezixutyiweyo athi uMalume kaPete ka-Alda). Yiseto sodrari somboniso we-dreary. Kufana nokuba Masinwabe Kwaye ibhari evela kuBilly Joel 'wePiano Man' wayenomntwana olusizi kakhulu, wejinja.
Ndiza kuthetha oku: yonke intsebenzo isusela kokulungileyo iye kwi-stellar. Umnumzana Alda ngoyena ubalaseleyo, enika ubunyani kwimigca ekhohlakeleyo kaMalume uPete, ethi yona ibenze, ngamanye amaxesha, bahlekise. Ipissant sisinambuzane esingenaxabiso, kodwa sinuka piss, utsho ngokutshintshiselana noHorace. Ubuncinci i-cocksucker inokwenza okuthile.
UJessica Lange – ungcono okanye ungcono – ubonakala kwinto yakhe njengesiqhelo ekupheleni kwebar, ekhawulezayo nge-quip engadibanisi ncam kwincoko, isiseko sayo nayiphi na indawo. UMnu CK. uzihloniphile kangangeminyaka ULouie ukukwazi ukujongeka ngathi uneentsuku ezininzi, ezininzi ezimbi, italente ayiguqula ngokupheleleyo njengoHorace. Sifumana iimpawu ze ULouie 'NguLouis, kwindawo apho uHorace ephinda abize intombi yakhe ( SNL 'S Aidy Bryant), kuphela ukufumana imiyalezo ngembuyekezo. USteve Buscemi nguSteve Buscemi, kwaye ayisiso isikhalazo.
Kodwa yenzelwe ntoni yonke le nto? Ubuninzi be UHorace noPete Incoko phakathi kwabalinganiswa, iingxoxo ngezihloko ezithi, ngokwenene, azinakubamba ubunzima obukhulu ngenxa yokuba zangoku. I-Carolina Panthers kwikota yekota uCam Newton uyonakalisa ibhola. I-Conservatives ayizithandi iinkululeko, inkululeko ayithandi i-conservatives, kwaye ayiyiqondi kakuhle enye. Abantu abadala banjalo kinda ubuhlanga, kodwa ayiyiyo imveliso yamaxesha abo? UHillary Clinton ngumakazi. Kukurhangqwa kweengxoxo esele zenzeka kumacandelo okunika ityhefu kwi-intanethi, kumjikelo weendaba okanye, esihogweni, kwindawo eyiyoqobo egcwele iziselo ezinxilisayo ngaphandle kweofisi yakho. Ukunikezela ezinye zeTV kunye nefilimu ezifanelekileyo ukunika ilizwi kwezi ngxoxo azizenzi ezizodwa, okanye ezinyanzelisayo, okanye ukunyaniseka kuxabisa i- $ 5 kunye neyure yobomi bakho. Itshintsha nje ibe lelo xesha U-Ian McKellen ufunde amazwi ka-Taylor Swift -Awunakuphakamisa i-bullshit ecasulayo ngelizwi eliqinileyo.
Kwaye kwakhona, ukubuyela umva kumbuzo – ngaba ngowomnye umntu ngaphandle kukaLouis CK? Ukuba uyaphula UHorace noPete phantsi, kubonakala ngathi ufumana uluhlu lweengongoma zezifundo uMnu CK. unoluvo, kodwa akakwazanga ukungena ULouie . UHorace noPete Isiqendu sokuqala siyafumaneka ukhuphelo. $ 5. Yiya apha ukuze uyibukele. Siyathemba ukuba uyayithanda, funda isimemezelo sokuqala se-imeyile. Nje ukuba uyifumene, yeyakho ukuba uyenze ngendlela othanda ngayo: vumelanisa kwiZune yakho, uyihambise kwi-wi-fi kwiqabane lakho, uyitshise kwiDVD, njl.
Yonke into-umboniso, ezo zibhengezo, ifomathi- ziguqulela, kum, kanye njengokuba uMnu. esithi, Ndiyenzile le nto kuba ndinako. Ukungabi nekratshi, ukunganyanzeli, inyani nje.
Makhe ndikuxelele ngendawo endiyithandayo UHorace noPete , njengendlela yokuchaza. Indoda endala engonwabanga ihamba ingene ebharini, ixelela abambalwa abaxhasi ukuba wadibana nenkosikazi yakhe kwitafile esekoneni. Kwiminyaka kamva, wafumana umfazi kunye nomhlobo wakhe osenyongweni ngomhla kwitafile enye. Ndibadubule bobabini. Ndisandula ukuphuma entolongweni namhlanje, itsho indoda endala, phambi kokuba zehle iinyembezi.
Kumnyama. Nguwo ke mnyama, kwaye engahleliwe, kwaye ingenayo nayiphi na into ehlekisayo, kunye ne-outreal ye-blue surreal kwi Iincopho zamawele level, kwaye uyazi ntoni? Ndahleka. Ingcwele engcwele, ndihlekile kuba yintoni enye ongayenza? Ndiye ndahleka, ndazincoma iibhola zika Mnu. Ukuphosa nje le nto inde, ingumnqa, ingahambelani, kwaye ihlala iyinto edikayo kwihlabathi kwaye uthethe nantoni na. Oko uMnu CK yi-genius, comedian, auteur, impundu yokuziqhenya, i-idiot yokukhohlisa, nantoni na-ayiyiyo umbuzo. Ngenxa yokuba mhlawumbi konke oku kungasentla ngeli xesha. Kodwa ngubani oza kuthi hayi kuye?
