Nantsi indlela uEddie Vedder ayenze ngayo kwiiyure ezintlanu zomzi mveliso womculo ezenza u-Jann Wenner's ego.UMike Coppola / Getty Izithombe Ngaxa lithile usenokuba uzibuzile, ndiyazibuza ukuba kwakunjani ukuba kubaphulaphuli kwi-2017 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony eBrooklyn's Barclays Centre ngoLwesihlanu ebusuku?
Ngelixa loo nto ingaqhelekanga kwaye inomdla wombuzo, unethamsanqa kuba ndiyavuya ukukwazisa ukuba lo mbhali, onamagama uwafundayo ngoku kwaye uchukunyiswe kakhulu, wanikwa ukufikelelaUbusuku obubaluleke kakhulu belityeumboniso walo nyaka.
Kwakungorhatya olwahlula umdlalo weqonga womculo, owawubonisa ukwenziwa ngumntu wonke ukusukela kwiminyaka yama-70s / iminyaka engama-80 yama-rock rock aseNgilani ombane i-Electric Light Orchestra ukuya kuma-70s / '80s-era-old English rock rockers Yes. Ngokwendalo, zombini iPearl Jam kunye nomrhumo kuTupac baphoswa apho, nabo.
Nazi izinto endizithumileyo ezivela nzulu ngaphakathi kwiiBarclays. Khwela nam.
Iyure 1
Njengomboniso sele uza kuqala kwaye ndihlala phantsi, ndiyaqonda ukuba obu busuku buya kuba bukhulu nokuba kwenzeka ntoni xa ucinga ngetafile yam engenayo iwayini kuphela, kodwa itshizi kunye neepleyiti.
Inkqubo iyavulwa ngentshayelelo ngu Amatye agiqekayo umhleli uJann Wenner kunye nokunika imbeko uChuck Berry osandula ukubhubha, ongomnye wabaseki bamatye kunye nendoda eyayiza kuthi ngokungathandabuzekiyo idideke yinto yokuba u-ELO wakhethwa ukuba amhloniphe. (Nangona wayelungile, u-frontman uJeff Lynne waqaphela ukuba wayeza kugubungela iingoma zikaBerry kulo lonke ixesha lomsebenzi wakhe.)
Kwaye ukuba ubuzibuza ukuba umsitho obekelwe zonke izinto ulawulwe njani ngomculo? Kunye noBeethoven kaFifth Symphony, kunjalo. Ewe, izandi ezimnandi zeengoma ezingahlawulelwayo.
Kwityala lika-ELO, enye yezona zinto zibalaseleyo zasebusuku yayikukukhutshwa kwabo ngo-1975 kumculo oMbi oMbi, owawukhala ngokuchanekileyo njengokurekhoda. 
UJoan Baez uvuka noMary Chapin Carpenter kunye no-Amy Ray kunye no-Emily Saliers we-Indigo Girls.UMike Coppola / Getty Izithombe
Iyure 2
UJoan Baez wafumana udumo ngokubanzi njengomnye wobuso bentshukumo yama-60s yabantu kwaye walwa ubomi bakhe bonke ngoxolo nangokulingana. Ngokwendalo, enye yezona mpendulo zinkulu zabaphulaphuli ngexesha lentetho yakhe yoqheliso yeza xa uBaez wakhankanya… uTaylor Swift. Kuyabonakala ukuba umzukulwana kaJoan ungumlandeli weSwift kwaye ukwazile ukufumana amanqaku e-backstage kwenye yemiboniso yakhe. Inokuba yayilixesha elimangalisayo: ilivo lokwenyani kunye noJoan Baez kwigumbi elinye kunye.
Ewe yinto ehlekisayo leyo, kodwa ngenxa yenyonga yakhe kunye nomyalezo wokulingana, abaphulaphuli babebalasele ngendlela uBaez afike ngayo, izikhombisi ezikhawulezayo nazo zonke. Waye, njengoko ndiva abantwana besithi, uvukile.
Ukuba abaphulaphuli babonelelwa ngumbilini wakhe ococekileyo, ewe, owayo wawa phantsi xa wenza iseti ye-acoustic engafakwanga ngoncedo lwe-Indigo Girls kunye noMary Chapin Carpenter, ngokungathandabuzekiyo intle kwaye icolile, kodwa ngaphandle kokujonga abaphulaphuli imeko yoku rock ngaphandle hayi ngenxa yokuswela ibinzana elingcono, abantu baphume .
Ukuthetha ngaso, isikhalazo esidala esichazwa minyaka le yile nto kanye yokuba ngumculi onjani ofanelekela ukuba ngumculi wedwala.
Ukuba ubuya kubiza uhlobo olo u-Baez kunye no-Tupac Shakur owayengumlingisi, ngaba igama elithi rock lingaze liwele engqondweni yakho?
Okanye ngaba ilitye ngakumbi ngumbono kunye nesimo sengqondo, endaweni yesandi? Kwingcinga yesibini, ndicacisa amagama obulumko kaWinston Churchill, xa kuziwa kwindlela amagcisa akhethwe ngayo ukuba angeniswe kwiHolo leLitye: Yindida, isongelwe kwimfihlakalo, ngaphakathi kwimfihlakalo. Ngale nto ithe… 
URick Wakeman kaEwe uzama indlela entsha yokuma njengoko esamkela imbasa yakhe.UMike Coppola / Getty Izithombe
Iyure 3
Ngeli xesha abafana ababini baseRush baphuma bayokukhupha ibhendi engu-Ewe, eyona nto ibalaseleyo, eyam kunye neyabaphulaphuli, yayikukuqaqanjelwa okumangalisayo kunye nobubhanxa be-keyboardist uRick Wakeman, owathi, endaweni ye-10. slot kwiComedy Cellar, wasebenzisa ithuba lokungeniswa ukuxelela iziqhulo ezithile.
Utata wam wayengumlingisi ka-Elvis, utshilo uWakeman. Kodwa kwakungekho mnxeba ungako ngo-1947. Rimshot!
Kodwa ayisiyiyo yonke loo nto. Ekhankanya ukuba iiBarclays azikho kude kumava akhe okuqala ezesondo, uWakeman uchaze nenkqubo yendlela afunde ngayo ukudlala ikhibhodi. Ingqondo! Ngokwenyani wathetha ngokufumana uviwo lweprostate endaweni yakhe: Ngelixa ndandixilongwa, ugqirha wathi kum, ‘Mnu. Wakeman, akukho mfuneko yokuba neentloni. Akuqhelekanga ukufumana ukulungiswa ngolu hlobo lwenkqubo. 'Ndathi,' Andinayo i-erection. 'Wathi,' Ndiyazi, kodwa ndinayo. '
U-Wakeman uthethile ngenene. Ayizondaba zikhohlisayo ezi. Kodwa ke, kuye ngamnye kubo. Ukuba uJoan Baez ufuna ukuthetha ngoxolo kunye nokulingana, uRick Wakeman angathetha malunga neprostate kunye nokumiswa, dammit! 
Akukho nto ithi iDwala kunye neRoll Hall of Fame kufanelekile njengoSnoop Dogg ekuqhubeni umlobi owabulawa kwiminyaka engama-21 eyadlulayo.UMike Coppola / Getty Izithombe
Iyure 4
Cue: USnoop Dogg. Ummangaleli, okokugqibela ukungcamla ukubaluleka komda yayikukutshintsha ngokufutshane umoniker wakhe abe nguSnoop Lion ngesizathu esithile, wayekhona ukuze ahambise umhlobo wakhe ongasekhoyo uTupac Shakur.
Intetho kaDogg ibuchaze ngokucacileyo ubuhlobo babo (bahamba behamba nge-parasailing kanye!)
Xa kwafika ixesha lokwenziwa kwenxalenye yokusebenza kwe-Tupac, ukuthandwa kwe-Alicia Keyes kunye ne-T. uthathe ulawulo, wenza iseti yomoya. Olunye udano olukhulu yayikukuba iHologram Tupac yayingabonakali ndawo. Le hologram ifuna iarhente engcono. 
Eli yayilixesha kuphela lokuba sibone imvumi yohambo yoqobo uSteve Perry eqongeni kunye neqela. Ngaphandle kwengcaciso, uhambo olungezantsi lukaSteve Perry olwenziwe nomntu owayengumlingisi kaSteve Perry.UMike Coppola / Getty Izithombe
Iyure 5
Ubusuku obuninzi, umgangatho weBarclays ugcwele isenzo seqela labo lasekhaya elidlala umdlalo ekulindeleke ukuba bawuphulukane. Ngobu busuku, nangona kunjalo, loo nkundla ibilikhaya kuhlobo olwahlukileyo lokuphoswa: ukuba nohambo lukaSteve Perry oluncinci olwenziwe nomntu owayengumlingisi kaSteve Perry. 
U-Lenny Kravitz ehlonipha iNkosana, exhaswa ngu-Perry kuphela owayedlala eqongeni (uJoe hayi uSteve).UKen Kurson woMqwalaseli
Ukuqhubela phambili kulo mboniso, bekukho amarhe ajikelezayo malunga nokuba uPerry uza kwenza okanye hayi, kunye nabalandeli abonwabileyo kukuba emva kweminyaka engama-30 yokwahlukana neqela lakhe lakudala, uPerry kunye nohambo baya kuphinda bajoyine imikhosi. Hayi, kwakungafanelekanga.
Ngengcaciso kaPerry, u-Arnel Pineda (okwangoku ophethe imisebenzi yezwi) wangena kwaye ngelixa esenza umsebenzi omkhulu, uPineda ngewayenike ilungu ngalinye labaphulaphuli ingqokelela yamakhulu eebhiliyoni zeedola kwaye abantu ngesele betyisiwe ukuba uPerry Khange abethe eqongeni. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, yenzelwe ubusuku obenzelwe ixesha elingalibalekiyo kwaye le yayiyiyo, ngokuchaseneyo naloo nto.
Izinto ziye zaphakama xa uPharrell wazisa umlingani wakhe we-Get Lucky uNile Rodgers, ongakhange anyuselwe kodwa kunoko wanikwa into ebizwa ngokuba yiMusical Excellence Award. Udidekile? Kwakunjalo ke nangomNayile. Ndifuna ukonwaba, kodwa ndiyadideka kwangaxeshanye, uxelele Amatye agiqekayo .
Ukucoca isiphithiphithi, uLenny Kravitz uthathe iqonga kwaye waba ngowokugqibela kumgca omde wamagcisa ukuba awongwe INkosana . Sithandwa sam, sihlangene apha namhlanje ukuza kudlula kule nto ibizwa ngokuba ngumsitho omde kakhulu woqheliso. 
UDavid Letterman uhambisa iPearl Jam.UMike Coppola / Getty Izithombe
Okokugqibela ixesha lokwandiswa kwenkqubo, uDavid Letterman (owayegcwalisa uNeil oselula ogulayo) wabonakala ezukisa uPearl Jam, eqhubeka nobudlelwane obude phakathi kwebhendi yamatye kunye nomninimzi owayesakuba ngumphathi weentetho owayekhe wadlala Umboniso wokugqibela ngoMeyi 2015.
Ngaphandle kokuba kunqabile ukwenza ukubonakala esidlangalaleni ukusukela oko, u-Letterman wayengumntu ocekethekileyo nohlekisayo, naxa wayebonisa umfanekiso wonyana wakhe omncinci uHarry engabambanga cuba.
Xa yayilixesha lokuba uEddie Vedder kunye nenkampani banike iintetho kunye nokusebenza okwalandelayo, abaphulaphuli babedlamkile luvuyo.
Kwakucacile ukuba bazinikele kangakanani abalandeli bePearl Jam: ayenzanga kuphela ingxolo enkulu ubusuku bonke-bahlala kwiiyure ezintlanu ezidlulileyo kunye nokudibanisa ukuza kulo mzuzu.
Njengomnye umsitho wokungeniswa owawusongelwe kwaye iwotshi yadlula ezinzulwini zobusuku, ndashiya iBarclays umntu okhanyiselweyo.
I-Tupac ithunyelwe nge-Snoop. UJoan Baez uyazi uTaylor Swift. UTom Wakeman uliqhula elishushu. Ukuphila ixesha elide, kwaye kunjalo. 
U-Eddie Vedder waxolisa kubalingane bakhe bebhendi ngenxa yokugcwala izihlwele kunye nokunyuka kwezikrelemnqa kulutsha olungekho kude kangako.UKen Kurson woMqwalaseli
