Inqaku lokuqala le- Indlu . Umama wandixelela ukuba ndiyenze. Ekuqaleni, ndothuswa sisiphakamiso sakhe sokuba ndifunde kwimagazini ye-porn, kodwa kungekudala imvakalelo yajika yafuna ukwazi. Intombi yomhlobo wakhe osenyongweni wayesebenza Indlu -Ngosizi, unxibelelwano losapho lwam kuphela kwihlabathi lokupapasha laseNew York. Umama uwuchaze lo msebenzi njengonyawo emnyango. Ndicinge giddily ndicinga ngamathuba anikezelwe ngala mava-ngokuhlela ngokuhlela kwaye, mhlawumbi, ngaphaya.
Ngoku, njengoko ilizwe eliqaqambileyo lokuprinta iphonografi lithe cwaka kuloo nto abantu bayibiza ngokuba ngongcwalazi, ndijonga ngasemva kwihlobo lika1988, ehlotyeni Indlu 'Kuqala (kwaye, ngelo xesha, kuphela) umfundi.
Ntsasa nganye, mna notata besidla ngokuhamba kunye sisuka eLong Island. Wayendishiya e Indlu Iiofisi ku-Broadway emva koko zaya entlokweni yomsebenzi wakhe ophakamileyo kwiZizwe eziManyeneyo.
Ngosuku lwam lokuqala, ndanxiba isikeyiti esicinezelweyo kunye neblawuzi, nangona ndathi xa ndivela kwilifti ndangena kwipaseji exhonywe ngeepowusta zezilwanyana zasekhaya ezihamba ze emadolweni kaBob Guccione, ndazibuza ukuba ingaba ikhowudi yokunxiba yayingeyonto kwaphela. Umhleli oyintloko wandijonga ngokungathi bendingu-Snow White ndibhabhela emngxunyeni wakhe wobubi. Ndandiqinisekile ukuba angayiqonda, kunye nombono we-X-ray yakhe, ukuba ndandiseyintombi.
UPeter wayemdala ngeminyaka, eneenwele ezimnyama, ezibhityileyo, nangona awona mandla akhe omeleleyo yayingamazinyo, awayegwenxa ngendlela emangalisayo, emnika ubungozi benkinki xa wandincumela. Undikhokelele ngeenxa zonke kwiibhanki ezimxinwa zeecubicles kwaye wandazisa kuye wonke umntu osebenzayo, uninzi lwabo yayingabafazi. (Ukuhlengahlengisa umsebenzi wabo, bacaphula iSilungiso sokuQala rhoqo, ngamalungisa achumileyo e-thummer.) Abanye babonakala bengenamdla kubukho bam, ngelixa abanye babendijonge benenkxalabo, ngokungathi babebona ukuphela kobuntombi bam obuhle.
Ixesha lam elininzi ndandilichitha ndifunda imfumba yeslush, eyayiqulethwe ngamabali amafutshane angaqhelekanga, aqhelekileyo angabhalwanga kakuhle, ngesiqhelo isci-fi, apho imilinganiselo yabasetyhini yayichazwa ngokwaneleyo kunemilo yomlinganiso. Kwaye kwabakho nembeko Indlu Iileta zeqonga-ezokwabelana ngesondo, okwenyani okanye okucingelwayo, kwamadoda aqhelekileyo. Ndizingelwe phezu kwedesika yam, ndizifumanele ngaphezulu kokuvuswa kancinci lixesha lam lokuqala lokudlala kwigama elibidinous. Into endandiyithanda kakhulu yayingumfana onengca owanikwa kakuhle owathi, enezinto ezimbalwa ezinzulu, wanciphisa umfazi onekratshi. Ndiyithandile iposi kunye namanenekazi anomdla kwindlela yakhe akhotha izitampu zakhe (kunye nokunye). Umhleli weForum wayethetha ngobuchule, ehlafuna itshungama, enezinwele ezinkulu ezazinxiba iblukhwe yespandex phantse yonke imihla. Wawisa izivakalisi ngepensile ebomvu phakathi kwe-chortles kunye nokugqabhuka kwamaqamza. Kwesinye isiphelo sesibuko yayingumhleli okrelekrele, onemilebe exineneyo owandivumela ukuba ndivavanye onke amanqaku ngaphandle kweForum, ngokungathi oku kungagcina ubunyulu bam obukhawulezayo.
Ukuxhatshazwa ngokwesondo, ndakhawuleza ndafumanisa, kwenzeka ngokungathandekiyo phakathi kwabo ndisebenza nabo; akukho mntu wayebonakala eqonda ukuba umxholo wephephancwadi wawungene kangakanani kwi-psyches zethu. Emva kwesinye sesidlo sasemini se-martini, umhleli oyintloko wakhubeka kwi-cubicle yam kwaye wadinwa, ndingangena ebhokisini lakho? Ngokuqinisekileyo, ndaphefumla, kuvavanya isini sam esiqaqambileyo, yiza. Kamva evekini, wandinika ingqokelela yamabali kaSusan Minot, Inkanuko namanye amabali , njengesipho. Ndancuma kamnandi-le nto yokuba msulwa kwam, ndiqaphele phantse kwangoko, yayinekasi ethile ejikeleze i Indlu iiofisi. Ubuntombi bam bunokubethwa; kwakumangalisa kwaye kunqabile njengesilwanyana esasicimile kwaye sasibonakala ngathi sishiya wonke umntu esongelwe kukungalondolozi okanye asibulale. Ukubamba Inkanuko esifubeni sam, ndaxelela uPeter ukuba ndiza kuyifunda.
Ngokwendalo, kule meko iphakamileyo, ndakhulisa umntu endisebenza naye. Wayengoyena mntu unobulali, oyena mntu uxakekileyo eofisini: uBob, umhleli ophetheyo. Ndiphupha ngaye ngokungapheliyo, ndicinga ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo zokungonwabi, zihlala zibandakanya idesika yakhe, emiphethweni yayo ebukhali eyonwabise ubumnandi esinqeni sam. UBob wayesebenze Indlu iminyaka, nangona ebengonwabanga ngokucacileyo ngomxholo wephephancwadi. Xa ndinkqonkqoza emnyango ndimxelela ukuba umama wakhe okanye umntu oza kutshata naye usefowunini, indawo ebekwe embindini yalala phezu kwedesika yakhe. UBob ujonge ifoto nganye ukuba ayifakwanga kwaye ayingqinelani, kodwa xa amehlo ethu eza kudibana, ubuso bakhe bubomvu krwe ziintloni. Ukutyumza kwam kwakukufutshane nje: Ndaliguqula iphepha ndalibeka kuBob, njengoko ndandinemibono emininzi kwiphephancwadi.
Ndizise umba kaJulayi ekhaya ndizobonisa abazali bam. Umama udlule ngaphaya kweziko ngokunqwala, nangona ubuso bakhe butyhile ukubonakalisa ukunyaniseka. Ngokucacileyo, kude kube ngoku, ebengazi ukuba ngowuphi umxholo wephephancwadi. Ekhangela la maphepha, uchaze into awayeyibona apho njengekhohlakeleyo, ngokungathi Indlu wayengumntwana ongathobeliyo owayefuna ukohlwaywa. Ukutsiba ngasemva, wazinza kwinqaku elinomxholo othile. Jonga ukuba ungqindilili kangakanani, utata wafaka umbhobho, wongeza, Intengiso eninzi kule nyanga. Ndihleke ngokutyibilika kolwimi kukatata, umama ebonakala ukuba akalubonanga.
Emva kwesidlo sangokuhlwa, ndalifaka phantsi kwebhedi eli phephancwadi. Indlu ifanelwe indawo emnyama, enothuli kunye nemfihlo, ngaphandle kokuba abazali bam babamkele ngokukhethekileyo iphonografi. Rhoqo ebusuku ndandiye ndivule ndibeke embindini, ndibhence izinto ezintathu ezisisiseko zokugcina amaphepha. Izilwanyana zasekhaya, ezinoboya bazo obuneentsiba ngokugqibeleleyo, zazibonakala ngathi ziyakonwabela ukuthula, imilebe yabo eyahlukileyo ityhila izinyo okanye ulwimi. Iinzipho zabo zazinde kwaye zipeyintwe ngokugqibeleleyo, ngokungafaniyo nezitovu zam zokulunywa ezazihamba ngaphezulu kwiphephancwadi elipholileyo lephephancwadi, zibetha amaphepha. Amabele abo abonakala ngathi athambile, njengeebhaluni zamanzi kufutshane nokugqabhuka, kwaye i-pudenda yabo ibidumbile kwaye ichetyiwe ukuba ibe kukubhabha okucekeceke okwentliziyo. Ndandididekile kwaye ndandinomdla wokufezekiswa koonografi. Ndizamile ukujonga ngamehlo abo okulala egumbini kunye nemilebe eyahlulayo ngaphambi kokuba ndilale ebhedini yam.
Emsebenzini, ngexesha lam lesidlo sasemini, ndiye ndaqala ukupeyinta iinzipho zam-iLickety Split kunye neTranspire, imibala yam endikhethileyo. Ndandisazi ukuba abantu ababhinqileyo kwikholeji yam bahamba bengachetywanga ngobulungisa kwaye babeza kundithatha njengomngcatshi ngokuchola isitshetshe, kodwa andikhathali. Ndacheba, ndiqiqa ngelithi iinkolelo zabo zoncwadi bezingathandeki njengolusu lwam olugudileyo, endilulungiselele ukulungiselela ukuxhwilwa kwamapetali am.
Ngomhla wam wokugqibela e Indlu , umhleli oyintloko wandinika isipho sendlela elungileyo: isikhonkwane se-abalone se-oval esisethwe kwisilivere endisenayo kodwa ndingaze ndiyinxibe. Apha, uthe, mandikubekele yona. Njengoko wayethumela isikhonkwane esibukhali ngeblawuzi yam, ndaziva ndisiba kancinci xa ndibetha kulusu lwam kunye nomphongolo omnandi xa wayebeka isandla sakhe esifubeni sam. Ndincume ndabuya ndimncamile. Ubumsulwa bam ngelo xesha ndandinomdla, ndiyazi. Kamva, xa ndiyikhulula iblawuzi, ndabona ukuba incakuba kaPeter yayitsalile unodoli omncinci wegazi-ayizizo kanye izinto ezikhuthazayo zeleta yeForum, kodwa, ndabona ukuba sisiqalo eso.
