Uxinzelelo lwesibini.Ifoto: Getty Images Wayengapheli. Wayengasafuni isondo sodwa kwakhona. Wayefuna ezintathu. Wayefuna iindawo ezine.
Ndandingumfazi olungileyo. Ndigcine indlu icocekile. Ndazinyamekela zonke izinto zamantombazana-ngokungathi ndizithengile ezo miqamelo yokuphosa.
Uyazi xa ucinga ukuba ubomi bakho buhlelekile?
Ndicinga ukuba wayendithanda kanye njengokuba ezithanda kwaye ezithiyile.
UJill wayenxibe i-blouse eluhlaza, eluhlaza kwaye wayame eludongeni ebuyisa imezcal yakhe kunye nesoda. Ungummeli onamandla amakhulu, ovela eMidwest, kunye nama-freckles abonakala emncinci kuneminyaka engama-40.
Iintombi zethu zazisishiye ngasemva emva kokukhupha iLucky Strike ukuze sihlangane nemihla, kwaye sasisandula ukuhlala ecaleni komnye nomnye.
Ufaka ilipstick ebomvu ebomvu eneethoni eziluhlaza, endiyithandayo. Kungumthunzi ogqibeleleyo owenzelwe yena eSoho Lip Lab. Ngubani owaziyo ukuba kukho into enjalo? Wada wakha nencasa, lavender emnandi.
Xa abantu befumanisa ukuba ndingumlobi wekholamu bandixelela izinto ezininzi kakhulu, amabali ayimfihlo athetha yonke into kubo kwaye, rhoqo, kuncinci kum. Kodwa ndiyamthanda uJill. Uyathandeka, uyabhabha kwaye, uyazivuma, uyisilke esileleyo. Kwaye nabani na ongaphumelelanga kuyo nayiphi na into, ngoko nangoko ndiziva ndinolwalamano naye.
Akazange ndifuna ukujija, kodwa ukwenzile ukugcina umtshato wakhe. Akazange acinge ukuba ulungile ngokwaneleyo. Wayephosa ukutya kwakhe aze agungxule uloyiko ngelixa egibisela abanye abafazi ebhedini.
Ngaba uqaphele ukuba kukho izinto ezijingayo ekuqaleni? Ndiyabuza.
Uyewanyusa amagxa. Ngenye imini uMatt akazange akwazi ukuvuswa. Wayecinga ukuba uyabhitya okanye umfutshane, mncinci njengee-ex zakhe, uzakumfuna ngoko. Kodwa hayi, wayenemibono yakhe.
Bafumana uCharles kwiTinder. UJill wamosha kwaye waxulutywa ngamatye ukuze azole. Wayengaziva kakuhle umzimba wakhe njengoko wayemqhula, kodwa konke oko kwakubonakala ngathi kuyahlekisa nomyeni wakhe ehleli apho, ebukele. Wayenethemba lokuba uyazi ukuba uyamthanda.
Kwaphela iiveki emva koko, uMat wamphatha njengothixokazi. Wayengakwazi ukufumana okwaneleyo kuye. Kwakukhululekile ukukhunjulwa-wayenokugcina ukutya kwakhe.
Kodwa emva koko uMat wakhathazeka. Wayengcakaza. Udlale imidlalo yevidiyo emininzi kakhulu. Wayebonakala ngathi uphumelele ngokwenene.
Yintoni oyithandayo ngaye? Ndiyabuza.
Wayenalo uncumo. Amehlo akhe aya kudumba kwaye enze ubuso bakhe bukhanye, utshilo. Kwaye wahleka esi sisu.
Baya kwiiklabhu zokudada. Wayebathanda abantu ababukeleyo-intombazana enekratshi kunye nesisindo kwi-swing eqwengayo, umfazi ohamba ze edliwa etafileni yedama, abantu abadala kwikona besabelana ngesondo. Kwaye kukho amagumbi angaphantsi agqunywe ngemethi ngeebhotile zokutshiza zigcwele isibulali zintsholongwane.
Iimethi zandikhumbuza ukuba ndingumntwana kwiklasi ye-PE, utshilo uJill ehleka, ejikeleza uboya obunqabileyo, obunwele obuntsundu. Iiklabhu zazinobuhle obuhle. Kwakungekho baninzi abantu abahle, ngoko ke ndandiyinkwenkwezi.
Kwakumnandi amaxesha ambalwa, kodwa uMat wayegcwele-kwi-swinger egxile kakhulu. Uchitha iiyure ekhangela iiwebhusayithi ze-XXX. Wayefuna ukuba akhethe izibini ezitshatileyo. Wayefuna ukwenza uthando ejonge emehlweni akhe.
Baqhawule i-Band-Aid kunye nesibini esincinci esikwiminyaka yabo yama-20. Le ntombazana yayingumanga owoyikisayo, owayethandabuza. Uye wakhulula ihempe yakhe and first thing he said, ndityebe kakhulu.
UJill waziva embi kuye kwaye wayefuna ukukhokela. Isithandwa sentombazana sizamile ukumchukumisa uJill kodwa wasibeka ngqo.
Indoda nomfazi behla baya kwintombazana kunye. Matt ovela phezulu. Jill ukusuka ezantsi. Babengumlomo ngomlomo. Kwakungamava okudibanisa. Kodwa emva koko uMat kwafuneka ahlukane kwaye abambe i-dick yakhe emlonyeni wentombazana.
Kulapho uJill waya eqinile. Andinakuyenza le nto, watsho ephindaphinda.
UMat washukumisa uJill de washukuma. Wamncedisa ukunxiba wathembisa ukumsa kowabo.
Ukuhamba kwabo bebambene ngezandla, waguqukela kwesi sibini sitshatileyo wacela uxolo ngokumosha ubusuku babo.
UJill ufake isicelo somlomo wakhe obomvu emva koko ajonge ngqo kum: Awuyazi indlela oza kuziva ngayo xa umyeni wakho efaka idick emlonyeni womnye umfazi. Awazi ukuba isisu sakho siza kuwa. Kodwa xa ufika kuloo ndawo, sele ulapho.
UMatt uthumele amanqaku akhe kwimithombo yezengqondo malunga nokuba ukujija kungawomeleza njani umtshato. Uphantse wamkholelwa. Kodwa njengokuba beqhubeka bemema abantu bangaphandle ebhedini yabo, ithemba lakhe liyadamba. Wazama ukuqonda ukuba kutheni efuna ukumbeka kwiimeko ezimenza buhlungu. Kodwa ngaphezulu, wazama ukuqonda ukuba kutheni efuna ukuhlala naye ngaphandle kwento , uthando ? Abantu bamxelele ukuba akamdingi. UJill wayekrelekrele, emhle kwaye enempumelelo, kodwa bamjongela phantsi ukuzimisela kwakhe. Wayengayeki. Kwaye nangona ukudana kwakukubi, akazange akhale. Ngaphandle koko, uMatt ufumene imiboniso ecekisekayo. Wayezidla ngembono entle ngobomi.
Bazama iingcebiso ngezibini. Umgqirha wamxelela ukuba kufuneka asebenze ngokuzithemba kwakhe, kufuneka asebenze ekubeni ne-orgasm kunye noMat kuba oko kungamenza azive ekhululekile ebhedini, kwaye wayenenxaxheba elinganayo kuyo yonke le nto ingamampunge.
Kuthekani ngaye? UJill walatha kuMat, waphulukana nayo. Nguye ekufuneka alale nabantu ongabaziyo! Nguye owaphathwa gadalala ngokwesondo esengumntwana!
Akazi nto ingako. Wayeneminyaka eli-10. Wayeye kumzala wakhe yonke imihla ukuphuma kwesikolo, kwaye yayiba ngumgcina umntwana okanye umalume okanye umntu. Kwenzeka unyaka. Yayiludlwengulo. Akayi kuthetha ngayo.
Oko kumbi kakhulu, nditsho.
Ewe, utsho emva koko ayicime. Wayaphukile. Wayeyimpahla eyonakeleyo.
Kwakungekho mzuzu mkhulu, kodwa uninzi olubi, olukhokelele kuqhawulo mtshato wabo. UJill uthathe isigqibo sokuba umsesane wakhe womtshato wawulithamsanqa, ke wawukhulula. Utshintshele kanye kwiBumble wadibana nendoda. Wamxelela ukuba uzokulala naye. Uqhule, unqwenela. Wabelana ngesondo naye.
UMat uthathe kakhulu. Ube isini sam, utshilo uJill. Kwaye bendidinga loo mpuwu ukuze ndizive ndingumfazi kwakhona.
UJill unemihla emininzi. Ngomso ubhabhela e-Aspen ukuya kuskiya kunye nezintombi. Wabeka endaweni yakhe izihlangu zakhe zokuskiya, ke kuyakufuneka aqeshe ezinye. Uyazibuza ukuba yintoni injongo yakhe. Wayekhe wacinga ukuba yayisesinye isihogo somama, kodwa akukho lula kangako ukuphuma nje uyokufumana umyeni. Uye waba lihenyukazi lokuzithandela. Unikela ngoncedo. Kwaye akabambisi gqubu ngokuchasene nokujinga.
Uya kudibana nomntu, uya kuba ngumama, kwaye uyakufumana injongo yakho, ndiyamxelela.
Ndifuna ukwazi ukuba nini, utsho. Izakutshintsha yonke into.
Kodwa sele utshintshe yonke into, ndiyamxelela. Uphume kumjikelo wentlungu.
Ndiyicinga ukuba ndiyenzile, utsho kwaye emva koko undijonge, ndiziva ngathi ndenze konke ukuthetha.
Ndingumphulaphuli olungileyo, nditsho.
Ngobuqhophololo. Uyarhuqa kwaye emva koko afunxe okokugqibela kwe-mezcal yakhe ngengca emdaka. Kube mnandi ukuyithetha ngokuvakalayo.
Sinikana amanani. Ndigcina igama lakhe kwifowuni yam njengoJill Lucky Strike.
Ewe, okey dokey ke, utsho, kwaye njengoko sisahlukana ngeendlela, Hei. Ungaze uvumele indoda ikwenze uzive uphambene ngokungafuni ukwenza le nto ifuna ukuba uyenze-nokuba uthanda. Ngenxa yokuba ayilo thando.
Ekuhambeni ekhaya, ndicinga ngokuphoxeka kukaJill namandla akhe. Ndicinga ngezinto ezoyikekayo ekufanele ukuba zazisenziwa ebuntwaneni bukaMatt. Ndiyathemba ukuba akazigcini iintlungu zakhe zingcwatyiwe kwaye athule. Ndiyathemba ukuba uyazi ukuba akaphuli. Ndithelekelela uncumo lwakhe kunye nendlela ekoneni yamehlo akhe ayaqhwina njengoko ubuso bakhe bukhanya. Ndicinga ngokuhleka kukaJill. Ndicinga nge-shit sonke esihamba ngayo, kwaye ke ndicinga ngendlela esinamandla ngayo sonke.
