Ngaba ndingonwaba njengale logo xa ndiphuma?ULucien Formichella Izolo ndingene kwi-IHOP-uxolo, IHOb- kwaye ndayalela iihambhega ezine. Ubomi abuqhelekanga.
Kwiiveki ezidlulileyo, i-IHOP ibhengeze ukuba iyazitshintsha njenge-IHOb, ngokungummangaliso ukubambezeleka kuluntu lwasekuseni njengekrele leDamocles. Ibhantshi? Isidlo sakusasa? Blintzes? Amagumbi okuhlambela? Izinketho zazingenamkhawulo.
Izolo kuye kwabhengezwa: i-burger, imigangatho yaseMelika, engazange ibonwe ngaphambili kwimida ye-IHOP. Kulungile!
Itwitter yaqhuma ngaphezulu kwesigqibo. Abantu-uninzi lwabo ekucingelwa ukuba bayabathanda kwaye badla ii-burger kwezinye iinxalenye zobomi babo-babengonwabanga. Kwafuneka ndibone ukuba yintoni yonke le ngxabano. Kutheni i-burger? Ngaba babelungile? Ngaba bangandibamba ukuba ndingayalela isitaki esifutshane?
Njengoko ndandiye ndisiya kwisakhiwo, isiqingatha ndandilindele ukuba umntu othile axhome uphawu kunye nelogo entsha. Babengekho, into elungileyo, kuba u-b uye wajika ubuso be-IHOP obuncumo baba ngumntu osandul 'ukungena ekholejini owaphumelela ethekweni wafumana into ethile yobudoda etsalwe ebunzini lakhe. Kule meko, abalandeli be-IHOP baziva ngathi ngumntu omtsha.
Ndihambile nge-1pm, kanye njengokuba umamkeli zindwendwe emnxebeni nomthengi echaza ukuba basaziphakela iikeyiki, kodwa sisebenzela ii-burger ngoku. Abantu balijonga nzulu eli shishini litsha.
Ndifumene isihlalo, ndayalela ijusi yeorenji- basenayo! Kunye nee burger ezine: I-Classic (lettuce, itumato, itswele, ibhekoni, American), I-Patty Melt (itswele e-sautéed, i-American, i-rye), I-Cowboy (i-bacon, amakhonkco e-anyanisi), kunye ne-Big Brunch (ibhekoni, iqanda elosiweyo , iitapile ezicoliweyo, itshizi), kunye nefry kunye neepancake. Zonke ziza nesayineli ye-IHOP, ngaphandle kweCowboy, ene-BBQ. Akukho mntu wayebonakala eyazi into esayiniweyo ye-IHOP sauce. Iimfihlakalo ezingakumbi.
USimone, umlindi wam, wandijonga othukile.
Ndilambe kakhulu, ndimxelele.
Ndilinde i-burger zam, ndalaqaza. Yonke into ijongeka ngokufanayo, kodwa okuninzi kutshintshile. Endaweni yeepancakes kunye ne-French toast, abantu babesitya iiburger. Iimpawu zetheyibhile zipapashe iCowboy njengokutshintsha kobomi.
Intengiso yayisele isebenza. Ndandisoyika.
Abantwana abaphambi kwam - abakwishumi elivisayo ababebonakala bekulungele ukutya nantoni na - babethetha malunga nokuba balindele kangakanani i-burger yabo ukuba incancise. Ndabelana ngeemvakalelo zabo.
Iibhega zafika zajonga… zinesidima? Ndiqaphele ukuba ayinyibiliki ipatty, ndaye ndabona ikhitshi endaweni yoko indinika iMega Monster (iklasikhi enenye ipatty, iipikisi kunye nesilayidi esimhlophe secheddar). Ndicinge ngokuyibuyisela umva, kodwa ndibanqumamise kancinci. Lusuku lwabo lokuqala. 
Ii-burger ze-IHOP ezine: I-Classic, i-Big Brunch, i-Cowboy, kunye ne-Mega Monster ene-fries, i-pancake, kunye neJusi ye-Orange.
Ixesha lenyaniso lalifikile. Apha ngezantsi, abameli abane bale nkqubela intsha inesibindi, eneenkcukacha:
Isilo esikhulu Mega: Eyokuqala ndizamile. Ndayijonga phantsi ngaphambi kokuba ndilume. Umbono wam wokuqala yayikukuba wawufana nomfanekiso. Ibhanti ye-brioche yayithambile kwaye imnandi, kwaye iRoma kunye neetumato zazibonakala zintsha. I-anyanisi ebomvu kunye neekhukhamba ezixubileyo, ezingaphezulu koko ndinokutsho kuMcDonald's. I-patty uqobo, kuzo zonke i-burger, yayimalunga nesiqingatha-intshi ubukhulu, nangona yayingeyiyo le ncindi. Ukuyeka ukuncokola kwintokazi esecaleni kwam kunye noSimone, zonke ii-burger ze-IHOP kufuneka zihambe ngaphezulu komndilili. Ngokuqinisekileyo balibethile elo phawu, ngamanye amaxesha baligqitha. Indawo ye-burger engenakwenza okuphakathi okungaqhelekanga? Kulungile… Isiginitsha ye-IHOP isosi- mhlawumbi isekwe mayo- yayiswiti kwaye ibubudimbitheka, nangona ingeyotyikityi ngendlela eyoyikisayo. Ndikhethe i-ketchup etafileni. Ndinefry: crispy.
Inkwenkwana: Isenokuba yintandokazi kaSimone, kodwa hayi eyam. Iiringi zetswele zazinamafutha kancinci, kodwa eyona nto ndandiyonwabile yayikunye nesosi-iswiti kangangokuba ndandizibuza ukuba ingaba umpheki uthathe inkululeko ethile ngeejagi zesiraphu sethirabha. Kwakungekho phantse kubi njengoko bendicinga njalo, nangona kunjalo akukuhle. Le burger ifana nokulimala kwebhola ekhatywayo: ekuqaleni ibonakala imbi kakhulu kunokuba kunjalo. Into malunga nokutya isosi ye-BBQ ecaleni kwesiraphu yemephu ayizange ihlale nje nam.
IBrunch enkulu : Endiyithandayo, kunye nendlela eyiyo ye-IHOP yokungena. Nangona bendisitya isidlo sasemini, bekuvakala ngathi ndifumana isidlo sakusasa se-IHOP. I-Yolk ichithe iqanda eliphekiweyo ngokugqibeleleyo xa ndiyichola. Andiyithandi i-IHOP hash browns, kodwa ezi zazicekeceke, nangona zazingalunganga kancinci. Isikhalazo sam esikhulu kukuba iitapile zilawula i-burger kancinci. Ndibeka ii-fries phakathi kwe-burger yam ngalo lonke ixesha, ke ndiyayithanda imbono yokuba ne-hash brown kwenye, kodwa iqanda, itshizi kunye nebhekoni zalahleka kwi-hash.
Iklasikhi: Igama elinesibindi ngokwenene kwikhonkco elingazange lisebenze i-burger ngaphambili. I-classic yayiyinguqulelo encinci ye-Monster, ngaphandle kwekhekhe ngesizathu esithile, ngoko ke ndagqiba ekubeni ndonwabe kwaye nditshintshe i-bun kunye neepancake zam. Ndiyithandile iBig Brunch kangangokuba bendifuna ukugcina umxholo we-IHOP uhamba, kunye, ezo pancake ze-IHOP zidumileyo bezindijongile okoko bafika apho. Iziphumo zazimnandi, nangona kwakungelula kangako ukubamba kunye. Le burger bendiyilindele kwindlu yepancake. I-pancake encinci yayigubungela i-burger kwindawo efudumeleyo, yebhotolo. 
Ndiye ndazonwabisa ndatshintsha ibun ngamaqebengwana amabini.
Indoda egeqesha umgangatho yeza yathi, Uyatya namhlanje. Wayengaphazami. Njengokuba abantwana ababephambi kwam behlawula itsheki yabo, ndakhwaza, Ibinjani ibhega yakho?
Uphengululo lwabo, luye lwadluliselwa ukuphoxeka: Kwakulungile kwaye kulungile.
Kwafuneka ndivume. Uvavanyo oluhle, kwaye ndiyasixhasa isigqibo sokwenza. Kodwa ekugqibeleni, UWendy ulungile . IHOP / HOb, le ayinguwe.
