U-Khloe noKourtney bavuka baya kwii-hijinks ezininzi kwinkonzo yokuhombisa indlu kaKhloe. UKourtney uxakeke kuyilo lwangaphakathi kwaye utsibe ithuba lokulawula indlu kaKhloe, kuba ukuhombisa indawo yakhe yobukumkani akwanelanga. Nokuba loo nto okanye uyilawule ngokupheleleyo kwiigundane. Nangona uKourtney ehlobisa indlu kaKhloe kubonakala ngathi iquka iibhodi zombono zikaKourtney ezenziwe ngumhlobisi kaKhloe kuye, uKhloe ucinga ukuba wenza umsebenzi omkhulu… ubuncinci ade uKourtney athumele i-invoyisi kumphathi wakhe weshishini ngeedola ezingama-25,000 ngeenkonzo zakhe zokuhombisa. Hahahahahahahahaha iyamangalisa! U-Khloe ucinga ukuba yinto ehlekisayo ekuqaleni, kodwa ngokukhawuleza uyakuqonda xa uKourtney EYEKA UKUTHETHA NAKHE ukuba wayezimisele ngokupheleleyo.
Okwangoku, uKris ufuna ukunceda uMJ ngeentlungu zomqolo ebimkhathaza, kwaye unoluvo oluqaqambileyo lokufunela umama wakhe intsangu yezonyango ukuze aphelise iintlungu kwaye andise ukutya kwakhe (Kufuneka utyebe, [uRob] kufuneka anciphise ubunzima, uKim uthi kuMJ ngokungeyomfuneko njengoko beqhuba beya kwimfumba yamatye abaza kuhlala kuyo ngenye imini).
Kunuka kamnandi apha, utshilo uKris xa ezulazula kwivenkile yentloko. Uyakwazi ukuthenga isiqhumiso kuKylie (LOL) kodwa wothuke xa esiva ukuba ivenkile enkulu ayithengisi intsangu. Uqondiswe kwindawo engakhange ibonakale ngathi iseti yeefilimu ezingamanyala, apho ugqirha enxibe idyasi yelabhoratri ngaphezulu kwe-red sateen collared halter top evela kuCharlotte Russe echaza izibonelelo ezininzi zentsangu yezonyango.
Ngaba oku kungandinceda ngentlungu yam yentamo eqala ngo-5pm yonke imihla endingazange ndikhankanye ngaphambili? Kris uyazibuza. Ewe, i-porndoctor iyamqinisekisa. Ngokuqinisekileyo inako. Emuva endlwini uKris ngobuqili ukhankanya uMJ ukuba uvile ukuba intsangu yezonyango isebenza ngokumangalisayo kubantu abajongene nentlungu engapheliyo.
Andikukhuthazi oku, utshilo uKim ngobunono. Ngelishwa, akukho mntu uqhekezayo Akukho mntu ukubuzileyo. Phola, kwaye abakakhandelwa ngamatye!
UMJ uyagigitheka kwaye uyalishiya igumbi okomzuzwana, ebuya ne-baggie ene-GUMMY BARS EFUTHELWE NGOKHULA. Imiselwe ngugqirha wakhe. Ubuza uKris ukuba ufuna ukuzama, endicinga ukuba kubalwa njengokwabelana ngamayeza amiselweyo kwaye eneneni ayi-100% engekho mthethweni, kodwa uKris, emva kokuqhankqalaza ukuba ukhetha iwayini, uthatha isigqibo sokuyikhupha. Sika kuwo omabini amanenekazi ahleli esofeni esidla iichips kunye ne-guac, ivumba elimnandi nelirhintyela uBruce ukuba angene endlwini kuyo nantoni na enxulumene nehelikopta. U-Kris, ngokugigitheka, umazisa ukuba yena nonina bobabini baphezulu kwintshangu yezonyango. UBruce ujija isiciko sakhe aze aqale ukungxola ngendlela angafuni ukuba nayo loo ndlu endlwini. Ngaba uBruce ukwimeko efanelekileyo yokwenza imithetho yasekhaya?
Awuyi kufuneka, utshilo uMJ, ekhomba kwisisu sakhe, Kulapha ngaphakathi. Yena noKris bafa yintsini emva koko benze umdaniso wamatye.
Esinye isiganeko esiphambili (njengoko sinjalo) kule ngqungquthela ngamantombazana abhabhela eMiami ukuya kuvulwa kwakhona kwe-DASH Miami. UKourtney, usenomsindo ngenxa yokungavunyelwa umrhumo we-25k yeedola, uyala ukukhwela kwimoto enye noKhloe. Emva kwepati kwivenkile ebandakanya iindwendwe ezibalaseleyo njengoJonathan Cheban noFat Joe, kufuneka awuqwalasele kwakhona umsindo wakhe njengoko uScott eqala ukunxila kwaye ekhala malunga nendlela abantu ekufuneka bebukele ngayo iNkosi kunye nendlela igama likaFat Joe elinguRaúl ngayo.
Usapho luhlala kwindlu enkulu yaseVersace.
Owu thixo wam, andinakulinda ndenze i-photoshoot apha, utshilo uKim xa ejikeleza igumbi lokulala likaGianni Versace, ekwabhengeza ukuba lithandana. Kwisidlo sangokuhlwa uScott uyaqhubeka nokusela nokugigitheka kwabona bantu banezothe eMiami, ekhwaza, kwaye ethetha ngokuzikroba.
Kuya kufuneka uthathe ikhefu, uKylie ucebisa. UScott uyalithobela ingcebiso yakhe, ngendlela yakhe, ngokufaka ibhulukhwe ye-velor ebhulukhwe kwaye enze i-flips ebhedini yakhe enkulu. UKourtney ubonakala enomsindo ngaye, kodwa kuyamnyanzela ukuba enze uKhloe kwaye amncome ngokuba ngumntu omkhulu ekusebenzisaneni kwakhe noLamar (uthatha umnxeba ekupheleni kwesiqendu apho anomonde ngakumbi kwaye enobubele ngokucacileyo hayi iLucar yeLamar kunokuba imfanele ngokwenene). Njengomvuzo, uKourtney uyirhoxisa intlawulo yakhe yokubonisana. #Umtshato
Kwiveki ezayo: i-DVR yam inqunyulwe ukuze ndicinge ukuba yiyure epheleleyo yokudanisa ngamatye eMJ?
