Ngubani onokuba ubathumelela imiyalezo? (Screengrab nge-E! Kwi-Intanethi) Esi siqendu se Ukugcina kunye neeKardashians kwisihloko esithi Uhambo lukaKim oluya kwi-Altar. Iya kuba sisihloko esifanelekileyo ngakumbi kulo lonke ixesha lonyaka. Okanye mhlawumbi lonke uthotho. Okanye umboniso wokugqibela wale siqendu, oyinyani ngokudubula kukaKim ekubambeni kwesibingelelo uqobo, ulwalathiso lomzimba.
Yiyo yonke into esiyibonayo ngomtshato ngokwawo - umpu kaKim ehamba. Kodwa siza kubona ezinye zezinto ezikhokelela emtshatweni-ngelishwa, ezi zezona zinto zithandekayo. Asizukubona izinto ezinje ngoAlexander Wang, uOlivier Rousteing noKendall Jenner bevuya kwimvula eVersailles kunye. Sifumana kuphela uve malunga ezo zinto (ukuba zenzekile konke konke).
Kodwa ke, sijonge kwaye sonwabele isiqendu. Kwaye sisigcina isidima sethu ngelixa sisenza njalo ngokuqokelela izithembiso ezenzelwe zona IiDivas zizonke ezisebenza ngexesha lekhefu lezorhwebo. Sinayo ezinye imigangatho.
Esi siqendu se KUWTK Kutyholwa ukuba kwenziwe ngokupheleleyo kwiifoto ezenziwa ngabahlobo nosapho lukaKim noKyan. Kodwa inembonakalo efanayo, yiva kwaye, singade sithi, mise-en-yesehlo njengazo zonke ezinye iziqendu. Umahluko kuphela kukuba akukho mntu unxibe imakrofoni eyoyikisayo ke yonke loo nto inesihloko. 
USidenote: UKim ujonge AMAZING KWEZO ZIVUMELELO. (Screengrab nge-E! Kwi-Intanethi)
Uninzi lweeyure zamaziko ajikeleze uKim kunye noodadewabo bezama iilokhwe. Umjikelo wokuqala woodade wabo welokhwe… zii-prom-like. Banjalo hayi UKimye. Zonke ziyahambelana ngokugqibeleleyo, nto leyo intle kakhulu. Kubonakala ngathi luhlobo lokuseta kumdlalo weTV, ukunyaniseka. U-Kanye akaze avumele ikholamu ecacileyo, ehambelana nobukhosi kwisibingelelo esifanayo naye.
Ngaba uyazi ukuba Kanye yenza vumela? Ubuninzi bokuqhekeka kwilokhwe emhlophe kamama kaKris.
Ndacinga ukuba izakuba sezantsi, utshilo uKyan nge gown ka Kris. UKris uyavuma. Emva koko uKim ungena aze athethe ngokungagungqiyo, Ufuna ibra.
Xa uScott efika kwiGay Paree, ukwimeko emuncu ngenxa yepaparazzi. Ubomi obunzima!
Ndiza kuphuma apha, uyadanduluka.
UJonathan Cheban unxibe impahla, enxibe ihempe ethi BOURGEOISIE. Ngokuqinisekileyo le yeyona nto intsha inyanisekileyo yokulingana nokunxiba isikipa seMisfits kumdlalo weMisfits. UKim umsa kwi-Eiffel Tower.
Emva koko, sibukele uKim ezama ilokhwe yakhe kwigumbi elifanelekileyo eGivenchy apho, njengoko echaza, wonke umntu ovela ku-Audrey Hepburn ukhe wazama iimpahla ngaphambili. UKendall ujongeka enesithukuthezi njengesigcina-ntloko njengoko uKim esitsho kwilizwi, Eli ngamava endandifuna ngokwenene ukuwabelana nosapho lwam.
U-Khloe wagqiba kwelokuba angezi kuba wayeziva embi kakhulu. URob naye akekho ngenxa yokuba ebengene noparazzi omncinci kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya kwaye ngeli xesha ufuna ukuzifihla egumbini lakhe, utshilo uKris. Iinkwenkwezi, zifana nathi.
Sikwaphathwa nakwimifanekiso ethile yenyakatho yokurhubuluza ejikeleze isitudiyo seGivenchy. UKim mhle ngokwenene naye.
Ngoku, sisemva kwe-SUV kwaye uKim ukhonkotha ii-odolo ngelixa enxibe laa mampunge anqabileyo anqabileyo eBalmain. Ii-gals zisiya kwi-bachelorette party ka-Kim, kodwa amagama athi iqela le-bachelorette awaze athethwe kuba yi-déclassé. Endaweni yokuba, yimbutho nje encinci ephoswa ngumthubi weenkwenkwezi uLorraine Schwartz. Ngokuqhelekileyo. 
Ubuso bentombazana exoka ku-dade wabo malunga nezinto aceba ukuzenza ngeenwele zakhe. (Screengrab nge-E! Kwi-Intanethi)
U-Kylie ukhethe ukudaya izitshixo zakhe eziluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ukulungiselela udadewabo omdala udidi lwaseYurophu lomtshato. UKim umbuza ukuba uceba ukwenza ntoni ngayo ngalo mhla womtshato. Uthi uza kuyigquma ngepeyinti yokutshiza emnyama okanye enye into. Ungamxelela ukuba akananjongo yakwenza oko.
UKylie noKhloe emva koko benza uhlobo oluthile lokuhlekisa malunga noKendall angavunyelwa ukuba athethe kuba eneentloni. Kubonakala ngathi kuyahlekisa? Bathetha ngendlela uKendall anokuyinxiba ngayo nantoni na ayifunayo kuba umzimba wakhe uphelele (bathetha ngale nto kakhulu). U-Khloe ujonga ibhatyi enzima yegxalaba likaKendall kwaye uvakalisa ukuba, Ukhangeleka ngathi umphathi . I-pun okanye itypo yomlomo? Umhlaba awusoze wazi.
Kwisidlo sangokuhlwa, abantu babelana ngama-anecdotes malunga noKim noKyan. Wonke umntu uthetha malunga nendlela uKyan ebekhathazeke ngayo kunye noKim iminyaka.
Unothando lokwenene ngawe kwaye ndiyazi entliziyweni yakhe ukuba yintoni le ayithandayo, kwaye ungubani ngenene, nguJoyce Bonelli, umhlobo wosapho / umculi we-makeup, utsho. Ufana nomthetho owoyikekayo.
Oo, ndaphantse ndalibala: ingoma eyoyikekayo. U-Kanye wayibhalela uKim. Isiqendu sigcinwe ngeencwadana zayo. Nanga amazwi:
Kufuneka ndihambe. Ndinomdaniso. Ndifanele ndiphile. Ndinothando.
Ndinethemba. Ndifumene ithuba.
Mntwana, uyoyikeka.
Ungavumeli mntu akuhlise.
Woyikeka kakhulu.
Uphume kangaka epakini. Unjalo emva kobumnyama.
Awunabuthongo ubusuku. Oo, oku kuvakalelwa kulungile.
Ewe. Iswiti, kodwa ayisiyoNtsundu emnyama.
Olunye undwendwe lwetheko luthetha ngendlela uKim noKhan abathethe ngayo emnxebeni iiyure ezisibhozo xa beqala ukuthetha. UKhloe uthi ngobunye ubusuku abadibana nabo, uKhan wayejonge uKim ngokungathi wayenguCleopatra… Wayesoloko esithi kum, 'Ndiyazi ukuba le yinto udade wenu ekufuneka eye kuyo [umtshato wobuxoki?] Kodwa ndiza kuba balinde. 'Zimbini ii-ertyisi ezikumdumba. Banomdla kakhulu omnye komnye ngokulinganayo.
U-Lorraine Schwartz, oyena mntu ufanelekileyo, uthetha ngendlela uKyan afuna ngayo ukutshata noKim kwiminyaka eyadlulayo.
Wayemthanda kakhulu, utshilo. Wathetha ngaye iyure malunga nokuba lo mfazi ubaluleke kangakanani kuye kwaye uyamthanda kangakanani. Ukwabiza esi sibini sesona sichubekileyo, abantu abahle kakhulu endikhe ndadibana nabo, abathi, kulungile, ngokuqinisekileyo.
UKim kunye ne-koterie yakhe emva koko badlala ipaparazzi phambi kwe-Eiffel Tower.
UBruce ufika ngosuku olulandelayo, kwaye wonke umntu uqhelisela kwigumbi likaKyan. Ihlala ixesha elide. Ngokucacileyo bazama nje ukuphelisa iwotshi apha. Kuhle xa usapho lonke luvuma ingoma yomtshato ethi dah-DAH-dah-dahhhhhh ngelixa uKim ezenza ngathi uhamba ezantsi, ndiyaqikelela.
Kukho umzuzu ohlekisayo apho uKris abamba khona uBruce kwisenzo sokungabikho kweesokisi zokugqoka.
Ngaba uze neekawusi zelokhwe?
Kulungile… uBruce ujonge phantsi ezinyaweni zakhe, ekusenokwenzeka ukuba zifakwe kwiTevas okanye kwiiAsics.
Imilomo kaKris, oh NKOSI wam kwikhamera. Mhlawumbi uBruce ubaleka ayokuthenga iikawusi.
Iingubo zabatshati abatsha zifika kwaye kukho ulandelelwano olujikeleze iingono zikaKendall ezibonisa indlela ekhululekile kwaye evulekileyo ngayo le ntsapho. Ingubo yakhe entsha iyabukeka kwaye uyintombazana-esque. Usapho luyaxoxa ukuba ingaba kufanelekile, uyazi, lumboze iingono zakhe ngomtshato.
AmaKardashian onke, thina njenge iipipi. IiNip zikhona kuhle . Ke u-Kanye uyangena kwaye kuyamangalisa ukuba lilizwi lokungcamla okuhle, ukucenga zombini i-nips ezigqunyiweyo kwaye ukuthanjiswa kwesiliti esomeleleyo selungu lobufazi esihla phakathi kwelokhwe kaKendall.
Wonke umntu uyawuthanda uqhekeko kodwa uyaphazamisa, uyaqiqa.
Emva koko, kwenzeka into epholileyo kwaye asibukeli: wonke umntu uya kubrunch kwindlu kaValentino. Siza kubona ividiyo ehamba kancinci yosapho ifika endlwini yendlu ngelixa inguqulelo yabantu abadala ye-N ***** eParis idlala. Siyaphathwa kwezinye iifoto- kodwa bekunjalo Sele ikwi-Instagram , bafana. Okwangoku, wonke umntu wayebukeka emangalisa ngokupheleleyo. U-Kanye kufuneka akhethe ngesandla isinxibo selungu ngalinye losapho.
Emva koko wonk 'ubani uyamangaliswa ngohambo oluya eFlorence, apho umtshato uya kuba khona. Asiboni ukumangaliswa kusenzeka, nto leyo ekhokelela ekubeni ndikholelwe ukuba yahamba ngendlela engathandekiyo kwaye kwenzeka into embi. Kuya kufuneka kunjalo nyani eyoyikekayo ekubeni ungafakwanga kule carnival yezinto ezoyikekayo esizibiza ngokuba ngumdlalo weTV. Inokwenzeka ukuba, uRob wayenokunyibilika (kamva sifunda ukuba akezi emtshatweni).
Emva koko, sifunda malunga nokonwaba wonke umntu ngobusuku obungaphambili eVersailles. Akukho namnye umfanekiso obonisiweyo, kodwa kuthiwa uKim noKyan bavala iVersailles kwaye bamema wonke umntu obalulekileyo wefashoni emhlabeni ukuba axhomeke phaya.
Ngubani ovala iVersailles? UKim akabuzanga mntu ngokukodwa. Bayivale kube kanye ngaphambili.
U-Khloe yindlela yakhe yokujongana nokujongana. Ndiyeza, uxelela umama wakhe ngelinye ixesha. Thula. Cima. Ububi. Phezulu. Ubukrwada. Uza kuthi kamva enze i-makeup yakhe ngelixa elele, emhlangulayo.
Emva kokufika eFlorence, usapho ngokudibeneyo luthathe isigqibo sokuba bangaphaya kweParis.
U-Eff France, u-Kourtney ubeka emva kwakhe, ejonga ubukhazikhazi be-Florentine. Kuphela, okokuqala, ukutya. Kwaye, oku akunakuba yinto entle kakhulu.
UKendall uluma i-fry yesiFrentshi kunye ne-blinks.
Ngoku, lixesha lokuba uzilungiselele. Eminye imigibe kuqhuma umculo ngasemva njengoko kubekwe iigawuni.
Kuyinto entle buthuntu, kodwa abavelisi bayakwazi ukupheka malunga neeplani ezintathu, zonke ezibandakanya izihombiso zentloko. Umzekelo, bobabini uKylie noBruce bamphoxa kakhulu uKim ngokhetho lwabo lobuhlobo. UKylie uhlulekile ukufihla iinwele zakhe eziluhlaza. Ngomothuko omangalisayo, nangona kunjalo, uKim uthi ekuvumeni ukuba uphelile. Umsebenzi olungileyo, Kim. UKim ngoyena mntu ungoyiki kakhulu kusapho amaxesha amaninzi.
Ukumangalisa kabini: I-ponytail kaBruce ivumelekile ukuba ihlale ihleli.
Ngaba uyazi ukuba ingakanani idrama endikhe ndayigqitha kule nyanga iphelileyo ngeenwele zam? UBruce kvetches. Ponytail, akukho ponytail. Uluhlu luyaqhubeka.
Ngokuqinisekileyo into ekuphela kwayo kolo luhlu yayingeyiyo iponytail, kodwa uqinisekile.
Lusuku lukaKim, utshilo uBruce, ke ndiyamvumela ukuba akhethe umfana oza kwenza iponytail.
Kwakhona kwaziwa ngokuba ngumgcini wezinwele. Sinyangwa ngokudutyulwa kwendoda ephunga iponi kaBruce ukuba ingenise lo gama usolusapho osapho etsiba esihlalweni sakhe.
Ujongeka njengomnye waba bafana beentsuku zikaMarie Antoinette, amashishini eKris. Ngokupheleleyo .
Ke, ngaphambi kwekhefu lokugqibela lokuthengisa, kwenzeka into ngesigqubuthelo sikaKim; Unovalo lokuyinxiba kuba inde kakhulu kwaye ingamkhubekisa. UDun dunnnn. Ukurhoxa. Intengiso yorhwebo, kwaye ugqiba ukuyinxiba. Ukuhlaziya izinto.
Kuyaphambana, uKhan kunye besisondele kakhulu iminyaka emininzi, utshilo uKim. Ekugqibeleni ndiziva ngathi nditshata umhlobo wam osenyongweni. Sijonge uKim eqala ukuhamba ngendlela yomhlaba eya kuthi ngelinye ixesha ijike ibe yindawo, emva koko iphelile. Ewe, siyanihalalisela, nina bantwana baphambeneyo, nangona ndiniphethe kakubi ngokungasibonisi nakanye ukudubula kwento epholileyo eyenzekayo kuyo yonke le nkqubo.
Okulandelayo, kukho ipromo UKourtney kunye noKhloe Thatha iiHamptons . Ngokuqinisekileyo kugcwele idrzz, ukuba nge-dramz uthetha iinzame zokuzibulala kunye nabaxhasi abathandekayo.
Kukho intwana encinci yeFrench Montana, umntu obonakala ngathi uphefumla evule umlomo, uhlafuna kakhulu kwaye uncwina kakhulu. Ndicinga ukuba akazukuphinda abekho emhlabeni weeKardashians. Kwaye uScott - uYesu, uScott. Ngokucacileyo uthatha yonke ibhotile yeepilisi emva koko uKourtney ucinga ngokumthumela ukuba abuyele kwimeko yesiqhelo. Lo mboniso uyasondela I-Degrassi Amanqanaba afana nenyaniso.
Kwakhona, uJonathan Cheban uphosa into, mhlawumbi uSidekick wakhe wakudala ukusukela ngo-2004 awayifumana phambi kukaLindsay, uNicky kwaye UNicole, eKim ngokuxhalaba. Kufanele ukuba ibe lixesha elihle.
